Strahdo Mojado

CHAPTER ONE: TINOK ET OHR. The wandering party is met by an unsettled Rosavalda and Thornbolt. Ken gives warm greeting to a flock of innocuous bats. Our heroes introduce themselves and their sometime creepy gothic trinkets. Lisbet inspires with her prolific use of prestidigitation. "I did it all for the nookie, the nookie. So you can take that cookie..." -Lord von Durst the Lympbyscut, in the Year Nineteen Ninety-of-nines of Our Lord JesuCrist.com. Will you answer? This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.

CHAPTER ONE: TINOK ET OHR. The wandering party is met by an unsettled Rosavalda and Thornbolt. Ken gives warm greeting to a flock of innocuous bats. Our heroes introduce themselves and their sometime creepy gothic trinkets. Lisbet inspires with her prolific use of prestidigitation. "I did it all for the nookie, the nookie. So you can take that cookie..." -Lord von Durst the Lympbyscut, in the Year Nineteen Ninety-of-nines of Our Lord JesuCrist.com. Will you answer? This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.

Tinok remembers a dumb waiter, drinks? Short rest in a den of wolves. Roll for not needing his light, well snacked! Gustav's library. Dronk writes a song. A hidden cache. Almost a Ravenloft. My most pathetic servant. Conservatory dog collar. Busted heads. Disarming an empty suit. This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.

Episodes 2-3: Don't Wake the Baby Tinok remembers a dumb waiter, drinks? Short rest in a den of wolves. Roll for not needing his light, well snacked! Gustav's library. Dronk writes a song. A hidden cache. Almost a Ravenloft. My most pathetic servant. Conservatory dog collar. Busted heads. A disarming meeting with a corporate suit. Dronk splits his plate. What's a Bezant or two between friends? Lisbet makes things clean! Ken proves that we are not all vampires. Tinok reflects on a shattered past. I told you not to wake the Baby! Buffy may not be effective, but she's determined. Swoosh. Swoosh. This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.

A disarming meeting with a corporate suit. Dronk splits his plate. Gustav and Elizabeth's suite master and Tinok's suite broom. What's a Bezant or two between friends? Lisbet makes things clean! Ken proves that we are not all vampires. Tinok reflects on a shattered past. I told you not to wake the Baby! Buffy may not be effective, but she's determined. Swoosh. Swoosh. This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.

Our heroes encounter Rose and Thorn in the attic. A child's toy reveals a downward descent. A long rest. An even longer rest. Verbal intercourse with Grick. Straw beds and footlockers. A narrowly avoided trap. He is the Ancient, he is the Land. A goblin's glove. A small leap for dragonkind. Tinok discovers his destiny. This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.

Our heroes encounter Rose and Thorn in the attic. A child's toy reveals a downward descent. A long rest. An even longer rest. Straw beds and footlockers. A narrowly avoided trap. He is the Ancient, he is the Land. A goblin's glove. A small leap for dragonkind. Tinok discovers his destiny. This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.

We take a break from the story of Strahdo Mojado to go back in time, when our twin Dungeon Masters Anna and Arthur meet up to discuss running Curse of Strahd. Follow along with our DM's as they review the Death House and its macabre characters. Listen in as they setup their diabolical plans for our heroes and judge for yourself whether or not our DMs succeed. This is your peek behind the Dungeon Master's screen and should benefit DM's new and old. If you name is Buffy, Bluffy, Dronk, Ken, Lisbet or Tinok: DO NOT LISTEN -- THERE BE SPOILERS AHEAD. This is a Wet Maynard production. Music: "Insomnia" by Gregoire Lourme.

(Masters of the D): Our DMs continue planning for the opening chapter of Strahdo Mojado, and their discussion veers into personal territory as Anna and Arthur recount the role D&D -- and God -- played in their own lives. Anna remembers her relationship with Lorgoth the Decayer. Arthur takes Anna through Strahd's daily routine. Our heroes arrive on the scene. This is a Wet Maynard production. Music: "Memories" by Grégoire Lourme

CHAPTER 2: MEAT PIES Tinok has made a choice. Our heroes encounter a pastry cart in the rain. Morgantha peddles meat pies. Two clerics walk into a bar, and discover a plea for help. Bluffy hunts for snarfs and werewolves. Lisbet's misty step takes her far indeed. Another corpse reveals another letter. Ismark the Lesser knows more. Watch video for this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/eJe7-o6HeFU This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.

(Masters of the D): Dungeon Masters Anna and Arthur review Strahdo Mojado Chapter 1 while also planning Chapter 2. Our DMs zoom out to establish who our heroes are, where did they come from and why are they participating in this adventure. They also learn how to tell fortunes while reading a Tarokka deck, and map out Tinok's long road to redemption. Watch video for this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/vYa_xnyU1dc STRAHDO MOJADO PLAYERS: DO NOT LISTEN - THERE BE SPOILERS AHEAD. This is a Wet Maynard production.

If there's anything we know, it's Fair Use. Ismark the Lesser reads two letters. Arik the barkeep cleans a glass. Ken takes Tinok to church. A handsome man carries a spider. At the Burgomaster's mansion, Ismark introduces Ireena and his father to Buffy, who takes precautions against the undead. The Wiz advises Ken on fashion. Next stop: the Abbey of Krezk. Watch video for this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/tOjLx5l8nBA. This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.

There's leveling up, and there's leveling down. Strahd is a problem. The Wiz is obviously a what? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Am I a little bit sketchy? Buffy casts Branding Smite. Lisbet sends a message. Ken congratulates Buffy. Stanimir invites Buffy into his wagon. A mournful accordion plays Madam Eva's tent. Our heroes find diaries. Eva deals from the low deck. Buffy needs an attitude adjustment. Eva deals from the high deck. Watch video for this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/XxRQLBViaUc. This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.

(Masters of the D): Before our in-studio hijinks began, our devious Dungeon Masters sat down with Luis Reyes of Butcher Bird Studios to dissect Curse of Strahd and prepare for our heroes to explore the doomed Village of Barovia. Watch video for this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/tcDA3_boC8s. This is a Wet Maynard production.

Our heroes play a round of Kiss and Tell. Bluffy sees rainbows. Stanimir says goodbye. Bluffy greets a gallows-mate. The Biz discovers Tinok in a holy puddle. Bluffy lingers at the crossroads. Ken lights a good-looking blaze. Bluffy digs for buried treasure. They ride into the heart of Barovia. A windmill sits atop a promontory. Bluffy speaks to a raven. Ismark takes action. Morgantha welcomes them into Old Bonegrinder. I'm happy because... I'm unhappy because... I want.... This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.

(Masters of the D): The Hags of Old Bonegrinder plot to make battle, corrupt hearts, and sell pies. This is a Wet Maynard production.

(DM) Episode 13: Bonegrinder (Masters of the D): The Hags of Old Bonegrinder plot to make battle, corrupt hearts, and sell pies. Watch video for this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/8XymdULqqLQ. Watch video for this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/8XymdULqqLQ. Artwork and Animations provided by James' RPG Art, https://www.patreon.com/jamesrpgart, kindly used with permission. This is a Wet Maynard production.

Masters of the D: Our DMs look ahead to the village of Vallaki, where our campaign is almost certain to go off the rails.

(Masters of the D): Our DMs look ahead to the village of Vallaki, where our campaign is almost certain to go off the rails. Watch video for this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/ASygIubr6yA. Artwork and Animations provided by James' RPG Art, https://www.patreon.com/jamesrpgart, kindly used with permission. This is a Wet Maynard production.

Ken opens his journal. Buffy likes the Sunsword and the Enemy. Recalling Bonegrinder, the fog is heavy. A raven cackles. Buffy gazes at a Vampire Slayer. Morgantha and others take their leave. Buffy checks her sanity. Ismark mixes ichor. Offalia wiggles her worm. Opposites attract!! Ken grapples a Slayer. Listen, wrong address! "Don't you wish you knew? Zing!" Watch video for this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/XRQaJbZr-60. This is a Wet Maynard production.

Caught in the Bonegrinder, stripped down to skivvies. That's how Buffy likes it. But they are terrible guests, sorry! Ismark sings a new tune after a word or two from Offalia. Night falls and even with a pillow, Buffy has disturbing meat pie-fueled dreams. What's on the Meechum tapes? Why do we think we're her? Anyway, weird dream, don't eat any more meat pies everybody. Next morning, Buffy and Offalia swoop off to Vallaki to sell some pies! Watch video for this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/c-fh7oh0ld8. This is a Wet Maynard production.

Hey girl! I'm just gonna talk at you for a minute... Buffy and Offalia both know what it's like. Will they be besties? Is Buffy the worst roller? She's on a mission and she's not afraid to shake a large, scaly monster's hand. She's gotta make some controversial decisions. What's going on with Ken and Ismark? They're going to have a moment. Ireena is definitely not making eye contact with those two lovers. Ismark is confused--he is really confused. Ireena goes over to hug Ismark. There are so many ways to fuck Ismark. He has a meat pie. Walking down desert highway, there's a bus in front of him. Get on or get off, we're making things up all night long. Watch video for this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/swEcv_N-VJA This is a Wet Maynard production.

Prisoners are transferred to a darker cell. Buffy and Ken ponder Offalia and "AKA Bella's the hot one." Buffy moves some pie. Ken spies Bella in a compromising position. Offalia escorts Buffy back home. Tinok's repose becomes more gentle. Ken plans a daring maneuver. Make another Stealth check. Watch video for this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/5NkWQMY4iNY This is a Wet Maynard production.

(Masters of the D): Arthur did things Anna would never have done with Morgantha. His vision to unite the party. How far away is Offalia? Hydra, Homonculous, Hobgoblin, Hellhound.... Nightmare Haunting, trap their soul. What about Vallaki? Rictavio. Walk on by. Watch video for this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/7gCEXrdiFNk Artwork and Animations provided by James' RPG Art, https://www.patreon.com/jamesrpgart, kindly used with permission. "Ka-boom (lightning)" by Leszek.Leszczynski is licensed under CC BY 2.0. Music: "Orphanage" by Gregoire Lourme is licesnsed under CC BY-NC-ND 3.0. This is a Wet Maynard Production.

Our first quarantine edition of Strahdo Mojado. Youth, Laughter and Mother's Milk. Morgantha's Pin and Spider-Wiz. Lightning strikes, and arms turn. "Mother, our guests are gone!" Bluffy and Bella enjoy a third story view together. Ireena admires Bella's ugly skirt. Ken put a sock in it. Offalia is quite proud of Buffy's ugly name. Zap! Morgantha knocks. Ismark goes in for a hug. Lisbet says hello and goodbye, without any help. Machinery is Bluffy's jam. The Wiz gives Bella mouth to mouth, and is betrayed by Art. Ismark teaches geometry to Ireena. Bella leaves a pool. The Wiz wants housecleaning. Buffy gets mixed signals from Offalia. This is a Wet Maynard production.

It was a disaster. What happened? I'm just gonna knock here on my cauldron. The Wiz tips it over. Lisbet says burn the room. Bluffy tickles Morgantha, who takes a seat. The Wiz has a plan. Ismark says we are balls deep. Can we all do it at the same time? Ready! Ismark taunts with his thing. Buffy plays a game with Offalia. Everybody unloads. The Wiz makes water. Morgantha discovers a new vulnerability. Ken takes a breath. Buffy gets dressed. Morgantha drops. Lisbet and Ken torch it. All the Buffies say goodbye. The Wiz and Lisbet share a drink. Buffy checks in with Lisbet. Is the game over? Do we have to go? This is a Wet Maynard production.

(Masters of the D): After the hagfight, it's been a long day. Fight and kill and go out in a blaze of glory? Relocate kitchen and reboot business? No more grinding children in the comfort of their own windmill? Rictavio's song. A path out of Bonegrinder. A pack of wolves. The Mourning Gate. What time will it be? A tour of Vallaki: Missing Bones, Coffin Maker, Baron and Mrs. Wachter, Blue Water Inn. How do you want it to go? Flyover country? This is a Wet Maynard production.

Three Buffies did a little human pyramid. You're starting to get hot. The Wiz can grind it out 15 minutes. A miniature Stonehenge, I guess you can call it. The four seasons of Christianity. I am the Ancient, I am the Land. Arooooooooya! A small pile of children's teeth. Myrtle and... Freek?! Lisbet learns how to make an Arcana Check. Things really took a turn while Buffy was away. Ireena saw it, but no one's talking about it. Barking, howling, and snarling. That's a lot of fahking wolves! Arooooo bitches. Ken's got Tony Orlando and Dawn. Matt's got secret tricks. Can Lisbet use her little bag of sand? Look at all those wolves. Ken's Radiant Dawn, cast like a maniac. Ready an action. Buffy's Shield of Faith. The power of Christ compels you! Scorching Ray. Fire! Ireena stands petrified. Wolf steaks, and a Holy Crucifix of Ravenkind. Ismark doesn't know who Ireena is anymore. Ken argues for the cross. The Tome of Strahd. The children are crying. Tinok?! Ken makes a Perception check. The Biz seems to be gone. Buffy argues for the cross. Buffy agrees to toss it. This is a Wet Maynard Production.

The Wiz Files, Thursdays at 9, goes off the map. Tinok sits propped up against a tree. Ken interrogates. There's no sides of the story. Liz asks the Wiz or the Biz or whoever he is, "to bite me"? Ken and Bluffy wrestle their webcams. Ismark invites the Wiz to get things chilled out. Hate the disease. Freek seems down. Yo, open the gates. The Wiz persuades closer up the wall. Ismark and Buffy vouch for the rest. Grant is totally persuaded. Ken propositions Myrtle. Father Lucian extends a questionable invitation. The Wiz knows where you sleep. This is a Wet Maynard Production.

Dali, meet Shovel. Hello Donavich. Maximus charms sand. Armo growls. Public Service Announcement. "Father!" Armo gets key, and frees Doru. March of the Dead. Maximus is already typing secret messages. Doru mourns Father. Maximus marches with the dead. Armo gets some Mad Mary. The Wiz enters town under protest. Dali discovers a Waffle Crew. The Wiz utters a warning. The spawn attack. Evelyn smites Maximus with her battle axe. Strix takes a misty step. This is a Wet Maynard Production.