Strictly Hypothetical

Imma make this quick - Takis, Smestinee, Silence, Curb Stomps, and Riddles. Got it? Okay. 

Skip through the wildflowers, hand-in-hand with Destinee and Michael in the short but sweet Love themed episode. Get your Strictly Hypothetical Scratch-n-Sniff cards ready as we break down the ingredients to our Love Potions and take you on one sensual tour to sensory overload!   BAH-TWING! I've been hit by Cupid's arrow! Oooo Baby! Daddy likey! 

After a long vacation full of technical difficulties, the TriHosts are back with a banger! Thanks for sticking with us. Hindsight 2020 - the gang reflects on Bad Advise of The 90s, the Vessel of Pure Canadian Evil, Salty Eel Home Invasion, and Votes on the Best (Worst) Would-You-Rathers in our first WYRT! 

In a world where one idiot saves all of his important files to one hard drive, now invests in cloud storage...

The Trihosts (and Cooper) end the year out strong with this loosey-goosey episode of indulgence with Creepy Craigslist Kringles, Moonwalking on the Haters, Buffet Bodies, and we make some sounds that we will definitely regret committing to the internet, but hey, 2020!

Andrew Pendragon joins Stephen and Michael for one nasty "Build-A-Better" episode where the boys slap a lot of denim onto everything and save the world! So, button up your overalls, call your uncle, and put your boat back together for this shame filled episode of Strictly Hypothetical! Stephen says he's sorry.

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!! It's Turkey Time! The TriHosts -along with the Sundottir- are thankful for Lucky Nicole's Stink Sack, Viggo's Dedication to His Art, Whoever Puts Jeff's Clothes On For Him, and we remember everyone who was lost in the Great Black Friday Best Buy Disaster!

To celebrate our 20th episode The TriHosts stick to the O.G. hypothetical setup...WOULD YOU RATHERS! 

This week our TriHosts try to outrun the Scariest Of All Halloween Inflatables, tell the unnerving Tale of Old Naval Brittany, and Michael and Stephen go head to head in some Halloween Trivia! So, don your costumes and get your plastic pumpkins ready for some spooky treats in this week's Halloween episode! Things are about to get Spoopy!    

Destinee and Michael celebrate their favorite season in this episode with all Fall themed questions! Slip on your Ugg Boots, grab a pumpkin, and come roll around in a great big pile of crunchy leaves with us!  Fall La La La Fall! Fall Fall! La La!!!

Papa Stephen is back! Michael is missing and Destinee ran out of questions...what could possibly go wrong? Surely this wont break some kind of blood oath Michael made with the devil, right? Right!? Only one way to find out! 

loading..... Destinee and Michael Level Up their lives in this video game inspired episode by reallocating Points in the Skill Tree of Life, crushing the Kroger Grocery Questline, and take down life's demons with Spectral Blades and Morph Ball Bombs! OBJECTIVE COMPLETE! 

The Tri-Hosts hop in their makeshift Time Machine this episode and take 90's Toys Back To The Past to alter the present (for better or for worse), glance Into The Future And Predict what disgusting fleshy road Human Evolution is leading us down, and Stephen weaves himself throughout The Tapestry Of Time! Also, stuff about Plumbers for some reason.

Andrew Pendragon (The Dragon's Horde) joins the Tri-hosts on an adventure into The Afterlife where they meet all of The Darned Denim-clad Souls of Heck, run into Ringo Starr at the Pearly Gates, fish for burritos and then go to Chili's! 

This week your Tri-Hosts go back in time to help Historical Figures Find Love using modern means, take Spooky Showers with Ancient Warlords, and sign The World's First Aquatic Hip-Hop Artist! 

An episode full of listener submitted questions and scenarios! This week the Tri-Hosts don their Luchador Masks and step into the ring, uncover the mysteries of Dog Racism (Breedism?), and experience the Full-Body Sensory Overload that comes with the bathing in a tub of mango salsa! 

The gang (along with some surprise guests) talk about The Cheese Fiend, Alligator Body Guards, Five Mosquitoes, Flipping a Classic Would-You-Rather, and Mission To Mars Pt.2: Bad Botany in this mostly pet themed venture! Get along little doggies!

The gang goes to space! We talk about E.T.'s love for K-Pop and Banjos, a Flock of Dildos, Space Geese and Banjos, and Jelly Beans solve all of the world's problems...and also Banjos.

The gang takes a walk down memory lane to that dark and scary place- High School. We talk about stereotypes, Freaky Friday-ing back into Freshman year, and those darn 'Chicken Patty Tuesdays'.  Got a good high school story to share? Send it our way! 

The gang's back together! This episode we discuss Cranky Ol' Barkman, Too Many BBWs, Mama Bear's Empowerment, A World Without Hypothetical Thought, and Paul Bunyan's Job Search.

While Stephen is settling in back home after a crazy week of baby prep, Michael and Destinee continue to answer the tough questions in this Shorty episode! Gilbert or Gilford, Kitchen Fingers, No Woman No Vom, and Holy Cattle Preachers. 

Stephen is going to be a daddy! Destinee and Michael help him prepare for the unexpected trials that are to come. Raising the Ultimate SuperBaby, Crafting Unspeakable Baby Names, and Hobby Lobby Daddy Issues.

Thinking is hard. In this episode Michael's brain breaks, GoT brings on the apocalypse, we plan the perfect death-day, and establish the first Martian Sbarro's! Keep on tuggin' that rope!

This week our Tri-Hosts talk about starlings, Chris Hemsworth's dirty little secret, The AT "Dirty Thirty" Challenge, and we fix America's lamest past-time.

In this episode we discuss the cultural ramifications of Jar Jar Binks, what the world might look like one-handed, and our first 'user' submitted scenario! Thank you to our good friend, Jon, for sending us on this journey!

Welcome back! In this episode we explore origins of the universe and immortality, we demonize lunch ladies, and dream of the future of Uber eats. BONUS- get to know your hosts a little better thanks to Stephens closing segment. Enjoy!

Have you ever been victimized for thinking outside the box? Welcome to your safe space! For our first episode ever, we're trust falling into a world of hypothetical situations. Join us in this journey where we explore god-like powers, cavemen tricksters, and when beating up an old lady is acceptable! *Re-edited and uploaded 12.23.19*