S****y Hipster Update

Are you ready for the long awaited part two of our most ridiculous episode yet!? We aren't either, but here it is! The animal theme continues as we discuss pet vaccines, Danzig kitty litter... and you guessed it... autistic dogs! In the spirit of Thanksgiving, we talk about homesless goose dinners in DC and introduce the worst invention we've seen yet: that ta-ta-towel

Did you know bestiality isn't illegal in Canada? We didn't either! After a small break, we're back with a collection of some of the weirdest stories yet... hipster or not. From hipster Ken dolls and Harley Davidson gin, all the way to Robert Pattinson not giving a hand job to a dog, we're going root to shoot all over the strangest stories of the summer.

It's a family affair once more as Renee's sister Justine returns to help us make fun of all the latest ridiculous news. First, we shit all over crotchless jeans (wait, is that even possible?), then we rag on skittles' latest "pride" marketing flop. Then we wrap it all up with a haunted house and the best rejected license plates Alberta has to offer!

It's a family afffaaaiiirrr!!! Renee's sister Justine joins to talk about why everyone's leaving Buzzfeed, the NFL's first hipster ever, and what "birding" may be as a fetish. Also learn about Calgary's coolest bass-infused schoolbus, absorbent underwear, and why everyone is gouda.

Is Berlin still cool? Would you eat BBQ flavoured Candy? Have we in fact reached the peak of... peaks? Find out in part 2 of Peak Peak!!

Ever wondered what a jizzler is? No? Well, find out anyways in this episode! Also, hear our most traumatizing modern art experiences, why hipster on hipster violence needs to stop, how NYC reached its hipster peak, and why pickle juice (or being Finnish) is the best cure for a hangover!

This episode is all sh*tty and no hipster. J-wow joins us again to talk about our favorite poo topics, including why westerners are pooping all wrong, where to take a #2 at work, and the best bathroom wall literature.

Do avocado bars and espresso gin & tonic signal the dawn of peak hipster? Find out! Also in this episode, we discuss Yasmin's obsession with Guy Fieri, differently-abled taste buds, a criminal who's disguised as a hipster, sexy robots, and much more!

Welcome to part 2 of our episode with Evan where we go buck wild and talk about whatever we want including falcons on planes, furries, the new haters app, and why your kid is an asshole when you're not around!

Hipster appropriation is a serious thing. So we invited our friend/wrestling expert Evan to talk about hipsters' latest appropriation victim: amateur wrestling! We also discuss hipster beard dandruff, hipster hair cuts, taser Russian roulette, and fart boxes! And just for fun, we squeeze in a convo about lego dicks on the internet. Woohoo!

Xander is back to talk Bono, news fuck ups, peach butt emojis, and baby bangs! Also, learn about the latest Jurassic metal music sensation for kids and how to rob a pizza place while naked!

Yas & Renee are back and ready for our first hipster bash fest of 2017! This week, Xander, a Vancouver non-hipster, tells us about homeless safaris in east Van, yoga protests, and why being an actuarial scientist is quite the panty dropper. Also, learn how hipsters broke our gaydar and the new meaning of "papa".

Yas and Renee meet with their friend João, a Portuguese professional who slowly became a Berlin hipster. How did this happen you ask? Find out here! Also in this episode, we explore how to play your vinyl records with money, the struggles of being off-white, and which album comes with complementary human ashes!

After discovering that it's totally okay to say c*nt (in Australia), Yas, Renee & Gina throw around the the c-word as they discuss poisonous penis spiderbites, the best TLC shows, conspiracy theories and Guy Fieri ham hands.

Why is Australia so gd hipster!? FIND OUT IN THIS EPISODE. Gina, a PhD student in Australia, explains why it's nearly impossible to find 'percolated coffee' in Perth, why being an Australian DD isn't as boring as it sounds, and why using the c-word it totally cool.

What happens if you giphy the word "butt" to a coworker? What makes Drake a triple threat? What teacher said "lick me where I fart?" FIND OUT. Also in this episode, why Obama is hipster as F, how to avoid becoming a she-hulk, and why beards really are chick magnets.

What do whooping and high-fiving hipsters in spandex have in common with juggalos? Why doesn't Liam Gallagher go for runs anymore? FIND OUT in this episode. Also, Yas and Renee have a racist corgi tea party, take George Costanza anxiety medication, and explain why Drake is a giant infant.

Part 2 of our special episode with Jan!!

SPECIAL EPISODE WITH JAAANNNNNN! Ever wonder why there are so many ties in Olympic swimming? Or why midlifers love vinyl? Or what ketchup is like in the Czech Republic? FIND OUT in the special episode. Stay tuned for part 2!

Do you know what the most hipster city in the US is?? The answer may surprise you... or not! In this episode, we explore why only hipsters and boy bands are allowed to work at Starbucks, how to win any argument by insulting your rival's appearance, and why Justin Bieber isn't all bad.

Remember Sue Johanson? WE DO!! Listen to us recap our fav Sue Johanson moments while sipping blue algae coffee and penny farthing. Also this episode, hear the latest hipster typewriter trends, why Lincoln Park definitely did NOT save metal, what republicans are searching on Pornhub, and how to orchestrate the perfect Poké-drive-by!

Why to hipsters love expensive cereal and Trotsky so much? Can you really use a bird skull as a record player needle? Why are Americans always getting stuck in vagina statues? FIND OUT in this episode.

Do people actually have human centipede tattoos? Why do all hipster business names sound the same? Find out in this episode! Also, Yas & Renee discuss why Tyra Banks is crazy, where to find the most hipster bike, and why Judi Dentch has a basic b*tch tattoo.

What's the most hipster place in the world? Australia, of course! See why Australia is full of deconstructing, rainbow coffee drinking, media spouting hipsters. Also in this episode, we explore our favourite foreign swears and idioms and explain why Canadians suck at making friends. All music is written and performed by Peer Support and is used with permission. https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/peer-support/id525362378

What comes after 69? Find out in our latest episode where we explain what Hillary Clinton and STIs have in common, what put the "buzz" in "buzzy", and why the yuccie is the hipster equivalent of a Raichu. Also in this episode, a brand new session of Yahoo Answers or Yasmin Slanders (YAYS)where we explore if little people have night vision. All music is written and performed by Peer Support and is used with permission. https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/peer-support/id525362378

Did you know Donald Trump is less popular than hipsters, Nickelback, AND head lice? In this episode, we explore why Trump sucks, what the "BJ" in "BJ Novak" really means, and why no one should be flashing in #mycalvins. Also in this episode, we give the secret of how to prevent Avril Lavigne from crashing your high school dance party. All music is written and performed by Peer Support and is used with permission. https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/peer-support/id525362378

In this week's episode, we discuss hipster baby names, a thousand cockroaches wearing a Ted Cruz human suit, and the shade from Beyonce's lemonade.

What do Coachella and naked spas have in common? EVERYTHING. All music is written and performed by Peer Support and is used with permission. https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/peer-support/id525362378

In this week's episode, we discuss ridiculous hipster products, the Ghomeshi trial, condom poodles, and what Heaven really looks like. Spoiler alert...it's dry and itchy. All music is written and performed by Peer Support and is used with permission. https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/peer-support/id525362378