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Several friends get together for some table top adventures. We play adult oriented campaigns, allowing for a more mature level of humor and conflict. As it is an adult oriented game, view discretion is advised as harsh language and scenarios are common. Check our Twitter for images of the game and characters @AwkwardTavern or email us at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

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    • May 22, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 2h 36m AVG DURATION
    • 252 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from The Awkward Tavern

    New Hire C2.39

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 232:15


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedWith a new day dawning, the staff get the promised new member of their crew. What innovations will they bring and how will they bond with the staff, only time will tell.Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Owner Unvielded C2.38

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 405:08


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedThe Forgettables fight for their right inside the Tavern and the staff find its a harsh battle as Chef is separated from them. All the while, a new figure makes itself know.Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Veggicide? C2.37

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 221:16


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedThings start to come together as the staff start interacting with these sentient veggies and trying to decided how to handle them.Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Library Secrets C2.36

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 249:55


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedAs things try to get back to normal in the Tavern, the staff notice a hidden hatch and start to find they have had secret guests in the building.Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    "Peaceful" Tradings C2.35

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 258:58


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedThe Staff work together to coordinate a trade deal to get Subwoofer back, but things may not go as smoothly as both sides hope.Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Trade Agreements C2.34

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 259:04


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedWith the appearance of bounty hunters, tensions rise amongst the staff. Issues of safety are high and they make plans to try and tackle this growing threat.*Note: at 1:11 in the recording, out smoke detectors went off, this may be loud on the playback despite noise balancing*Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Threats of Collection C2.33

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 263:33


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedWith everyone back at the Tavern, they try to have a normal day at work. But, life has other goals as a new member of the group awakens and past actions incur present consequences.Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Anma The Ancient C2.32

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 258:18


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedFinally reaching the top of the tower, the staff find that, to their expectations, the tower has been occupied for some time.Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Levers Lead the Way C2.31

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 280:49


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedThe staff push higher into the tower, as they find portals that connect the different floors, letting them skip traps and discovery a way to the top.Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Sleepless Cage C2.30

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 238:40


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedHaving found themselves in the basement of the tower, they find dealing with the guardian to be more troublesome than expected.Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Forgotten Mic C2.29

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 231:27


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedApologies for the bad sound, the mic was not plugged in for the first hour.The Staff have reached the Timeless Valley and begin exploring the tower found there, as they explore, time seems to slowly return to this tower.Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Meandering Maze C2.28

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 216:24


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is AdvisedWith only the path forward, the Staff push onward to find the Timeless Valley. The next challenge, a maze hidden deep in a mountain, with creatures and traps to slow any party down.Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    A Pearl of Wisdom C2.27

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 235:49


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With the ship in no shape for travel, the Staff work to figure out how to proceed while searching for Chef. As they explore a bit of the island, they start to notice they are being watched by some local sea life. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Choppy Waters C2.26

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 296:40


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised As the day is set, everyone sets out to in the ship and prepares for the quest ahead. The sky is clear, the waters blue, and the sense of adventure strong as they seek a fortune. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    A Pint A Day C2.25

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2024 236:27


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The Staff work through another day as they continue to have difficulty with utensils and vegetables. Though, they get some interesting customers and decide it's time to get back at the Manager by borrowing his ship... Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Wandering Cutlery C2.24

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 216:13


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The staff get back to business as usual as a new guest makes things awkward and cutlery decides to grow legs and venture off, all the while, a midnight visit to the mayor sounds like a great idea. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Broken Toys for the Festival C2.23

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 173:17


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With J-on dealt with the Mayor ends up paying a visit to the Tavern, as there is festival happening near the Tavern. Joy aside, Dungeon Lord visits earlier than usual, battered and bruised and saddened about his recent order. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    J-on C3N/A C2.22

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2024 323:13


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With things starting to get back to normal, J-on makes his move on the tavern, his ambitions something not to be ignored. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Harvest Time Performance C2.21

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 236:15


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Things in the Tavern begin to go awry as the energy is pulled from the air and replaced with unusual events as the Tavern seems to be assailed by dark spirits and horrors as the staff work to figure out what is happening. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Debts and Deals C.20

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2024 223:20


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised As the Tavern starts to return to normal, Skilmir gets some of the items he "liberated" appraised and finds he can cover his recent debts. Meanwhile Door Mouse gets a little payback with a few tricks. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Emergency Extraction C.19

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2024 229:10


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The Tavern continues to suffer oddities that get progressively worse. The staff decide to investigate further and find their help is needed. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Knock Knock C2.18

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2024 262:52


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With the work starting to return to normal, the staff are forcibly "given" a new guest. With this turn of events, things start getting more weird than normal in the Tavern. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Banquet Bonanza C2.17

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2024 238:47


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The Staff tackle their first banquet and put on a feast to quell even the mighty hunger of a goliath! Meanwhile, J-on seems to be attempting to convince Subwoofer of attending a training camp... Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Two Guards and a Skill C2.16

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2024 215:04


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Due to some odd magics, the talking skull gets to chat with a few of the staff. All the while, some grumpy guards come to start problems. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Closed Doors C2.15

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2024 201:15


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Taking a moment, the staff look to sell off some of the Froghemoth, all the while the Tavern decides to put beds back where they belong. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Happy Meal C2.14

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2024 251:31


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The Staff debate on how to handle the Froghemoth as it continually eats through their finances when a new guest shows up and contemplates a lengthy stay. Come evening, they get a most unusual request for a to-go order... Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Froggy Fixations C2.13

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2024 227:52


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The staff start on their quest to retrieve fresh Froghemoth meat for the banquet. Thanks to their research, they have a location and resources to locate where one specifically is, but how will the battle go?... Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Party Planning C2.12

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2024 202:48


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Lysander is still recovering from their broken heart as the Staff begin planning and preparing to go and hunt the Froghemoth. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Galavanting Glarbo C2.11

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2024 213:51


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised A new visitor at the Tavern really tests the Staffs' abilities, and their hearts. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Of Mice, Men, & Monsters C.10

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2024 226:08


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The staff get to enjoy an "adventurous" lord as he travels the outlands, all the while the door mouse seeks vengeance... Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Mouse Trap C2.9

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2024 217:03


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The staff start to resume work with their new help. As they get situated, Zenith's new mouse trap is ready... Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Kobold Kombat C2.8

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2024 218:24


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The staff have invaded the kobolds' hold and are now in full swing to found out why they are half starved and try and free them from whatever has a hold on them. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Soup Delivery C2.7

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2024 212:15


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised As the night continues, the kobolds are now requesting even more food and starting to show up injured. Out of concern, they staff go to investigate under the guise of food delivery. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Health Inspector C2.6

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2024 222:45


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised A unique guest arrives at the Tavern, a Health Inspector. Seems the Tavern is far, far overdue for review. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Load of Bologna C2.5

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2024 213:55


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The staff have a unique day this session as Oni is taking a day off so that Gary the Goblin can be the Tavern's Chef. Little do the newest staff know, that the town loves Gary's cooking. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Hungy Kobolds C2.4

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2024 232:07


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The kobolds begin to beg more as the staff try to figure out how to handle their growing hunger. All the while, Zenith has taken note of a mysterious mouse in the Tavern, and a cat will do what a cat do. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Kobold Kart Katastrophe C2.3

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2024 218:32


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised As we delve deeper into the staff's work, we come across an interesting turn of events as some kobolds begin begging at the Tavern. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Runes & Rooms C2.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2024 224:52


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised As the pages turn, we get to meet two more of our staff and witness some oddities of the Tavern. All the while, a little fairy dragon enjoys some "free" drinks. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Our Story Begins

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2024 167:42


    Rating:  Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Our story begins, not at the beginning, but somewhere after that. Our "heroes" work at a tavern, minding their own and trying to live an easy, simple life. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com

    Epilogue 111.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 162:13


    Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised They party finish their after stories and the table break into banter about the campaign and some off topic chatter with the close of the campaign. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com or check out our Twitter for images and thoughts https://twitter.com/AwkwardTavern

    Epilogue 111.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 170:20


    Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The party return and move to resurrect Meliodus and celebrate their accomplishments. -Note: The battle ended with Dr. Octavius Plane Shifting himself and Llymic away from the ending explosion caused by S.MA.G. III and then Dr. Octavius used Wish to insure no one would know the truth of how they escaped. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com or check out our Twitter for images and thoughts https://twitter.com/AwkwardTavern

    Sunrise 110.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 203:12


    Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Everyone pools resources to push down Llymic and end it's Eternal Night. -Note: the last bit of this session was corrupted and had to be removed. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com or check out our Twitter for images and thoughts https://twitter.com/AwkwardTavern

    Sunrise 110.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 202:20


    Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The battle continues as Llymic breaks free of it's prison and the party works to permanently remove it from this plane. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com or check out our Twitter for images and thoughts https://twitter.com/AwkwardTavern

    Final Rites 109.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 185:30


    Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The battle to save the light continues as the party takes one tough guard of Llymic down after another. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com or check out our Twitter for images and thoughts https://twitter.com/AwkwardTavern

    Final Rites 109.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 185:20


    Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With a final bit of celebration, and possibly closing of a bucket list, the party moves to the mountain top where Llymic's prison awaits. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com or check out our Twitter for images and thoughts https://twitter.com/AwkwardTavern

    Cutting Loose Ends 108.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 203:35


    Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Combat continues as they drag the Twins down and bring an end to their machinations. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com or check out our Twitter for images and thoughts https://twitter.com/AwkwardTavern

    Cutting Loose Ends 108.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 202:20


    Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With time growing short, the Vibrants discover where the Twins are and move to end them and their plans. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com or check out our Twitter for images and thoughts https://twitter.com/AwkwardTavern

    Seductive Rest 107.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 130:42


    Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised The group spend their Long Rest with Elra, quickly learning her desires are not to be trifled with. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com or check out our Twitter for images and thoughts https://twitter.com/AwkwardTavern

    Seductive Rest 107.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 130:20


    Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised With the end of the dungeon comes treasures and goodbyes, as the party must leave Runesteel behind. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com or check out our Twitter for images and thoughts https://twitter.com/AwkwardTavern

    Iron Sandwich 106.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 157:46


    Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised Coming to the final room, they find a giant mechanical construct bent on challenging their resolve. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com or check out our Twitter for images and thoughts https://twitter.com/AwkwardTavern

    Iron Sandwich 106.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 158:20


    Rating: Explicit, Parental Discretion is Advised They press further into the warped dungeon, finding that some things tend to get twisted the harder they try. Send us a message at awkwardtavern@gmail.com or check out our Twitter for images and thoughts https://twitter.com/AwkwardTavern

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