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We are friends who like to drink, so please sit back, buckle up, and let us be your DD, Episodes Come out Every thursday.

The Designated Drinkers


    • Feb 4, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 11m AVG DURATION
    • 176 EPISODES


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    For the Faithful Five

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2022 62:42


    Hey we posted an episode, good news nobody died. 

    When Joes Fly

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 59:42


    We talk about the 5 nerd items we would want, pitch business ideas, and Joe fly's.

    One Dollar Bets

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 63:41


    We're back...AGAIN! For how long? Who knows, life is full of uncertainties. What is certain is the boys find out in this episode who has the longest wingspan, this leads to a discussion about what Will Ferrell movies are actually good. Which culminates in the controversial debate of do peacocks fly between Karlo and everyone else.  Its the classic battle of U.S.A domination V.S. Peruvian Education in this episode of Designated Drinkers!

    The Spanglish Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 77:08


    One this episode we have Karlo's cousin Solange from Peru, we talk about her experiences here so far, then we talk about white boy summer, video games and dribble gate. 

    An Arm and Two Bears

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 65:13


    Its been a while but were back in our actual studio recording the podcast ( yes we are all vaccinated) we talk gifts and recently made purchases. We also talk about Karlo's hidden secret power and people getting cancelled.  

    Wine In a Can

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2021 47:25


    The Dynamic Duo is back with another solo episode where they talk about their current Dungeon and Dragons campaign, owning a business in a video game, and Joe tries to sell Karlo on wine in a can 

    The Two Week Curse

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 34:33


    This episode turned into a two man show, Karlo and Joe talk about quarantine fatigue, conspiracy theories, and the podcast that gave them Dungeons and Dragons fever. p.s. you should listen to "The Two Week Curse" 

    McDonald's Wi-Fi

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 44:39


    We start talking about Godzilla vs Kong, which leads to a discussion on the  Batman vs Superman. Then we get into a video game discussion. *Disclaimer* This episode was actually record before the pervious episode that was posted(Needs to Lose One Of Its A's).

    Needs to Lose One Of Its A's

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 78:47


    We talk lackluster triple A titles, VR gaming and the great cookie analogy.

    Designated Sharks

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 44:42


    We pitch our personal inventions, have a conversation about ethics and being aware of pyramid schemes...they're out there and they want you to sell their coffee.

    Designated Raters

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 54:31


    We talk  about Mikes addiction, Karlo gets a peloton, and the boys lay the ground work for a new service that will be offered by Designated Drinkers Studios.

    Fowl Review Pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 47:19


    We finish talking about the Artemis Fowl book series.

    Fowl Book Review Pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 65:00


    Some of the boys are in a book club, so they decided to hijack the podcast to talk about the last book series they were reading Artemis Fowl. In this episode they discuss books 1-4.

    Annual Drinkies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2021 59:34


    It's the annual Drinkies award show...we just talk about video games and predict who will win the console wars. 

    Nothing Went My Way

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 31:56


    We talk about Caillou no longer being on PBS, tattoo ideas and Karlo's day not going as he planned it.

    Fever Dream

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 29:51


    We make up conspiracy theories, and let you vote on changes to the podcast 

    New Year, New Studio

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 39:18


    We moved to Cali baby!!! We talk about the new studio, the Cleveland Browns and our new employee Craig. *Disclaimer: we were working with a different setup because of Covid so the audio is not the best*

    We're Almost Like Philosophers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 86:21


    We talk about finding out that Santa isn't real (sorry kids), the PS5 controller, and about ancestors. We also have what philosophers call a drunken dialogue.

    Bidets Cure Swamp Ass

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 74:14


    We talk privacy in game chats, new consoles and the cure for swamp ass 

    Gobble Gobble Tom Deepthroats Mikes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 65:55


    Its a casual Thanksgiving episode where we end up talking about penis sizes...Enjoy!

    Karlo Has A WAB

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 79:47


    Its Mikes birthday so we talk crap and drink some brewski.

    The Nation of DD

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2020 78:34


    The boys actually have a good discussion about politics, also how J.K. Rowling might be crazy, and Darien won't stop until Mike picks a name.

    Get Us On Team Cum

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 66:38


    Its are Halloween episode only the episode has nothing to do with Halloween...enjoy!

    The One Where Mike Gets Swept

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 73:52


    And we are back at it again with the battle of the beers and the pointless arguing, thats why we keep making these.   Intro: Plastic Cup politics by Less Than Jake Outro: Six friends in the fridge by Matt Chase

    My Dad Has a Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 67:42


    Toms back and we talk about kinks and how you can play xbox games on your phone. Opening- Don't Be Stingy (Hendawg Remix) by hendawg music https://soundcloud.com/hendawg-music/dont-be-stingy-hendawg-remix

    Frumpy Feud : Video Game Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 68:29


    We have a video game trivia show.

    Karlo Was in a Coma

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 55:28


    We're back...again, also Battle of the Beers season 2 has begun. 

    PlumberCast

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 61:15


    Plumber advice, fear boners, and Old Greg. Also we have an announcement at the end so stick around please.

    Kind of Sounds Like Communism

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2020 58:10


    Just a regular episode boys and girls, a little politics, a little business, a little poop...regular.

    Knife-O

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2020 86:51


    Chris is back for a second episode, we talk about kids, their parents, and the pope accepting "the gays". 

    Ballsack Play is a Guy Thing

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2020 63:51


    We have an amazing guest this episode, and we talk about times we got been swindled.

    Secret Sonic Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2020 83:00


    Its another anime episode and we listen to sonic music in the background because...THE SONIC MOVIE IS OUT!!! Go watch it...after you listen to the podcast of course.

    Anything Can Be Canon When You Collect All 7 Dragonballs

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2020 70:30


    Yeah this episode is all anime!...Wait! Don't leave we promise this is still a great episode, you'll love it and if you don't blame Joe it was his idea.

    Peru was Invader Zim

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 100:42


    Barry the hipsters back! Who know all this podcast needed to sound more interesting was to have someone on with a slightly higher IQ then us. 

    Barry the Hipster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2020 75:22


    The boy's get a new guest as Karlo's cousin Barry a Hipster King visits.

    I'd Give It a Shot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2020 82:37


    This week Darien gives it a shot, the boys talk about historically accurate Mulan and talking about the peloton bike leads to snowflakes and the introduction of Karlo Marx.  Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase  

    New Year Who Dis

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2020 65:46


    Its 2020 and dem boyz are back at it a again, it might be a New Year but we haven't changed...maybe not a good thing. YOU BE THE JUDGE LISTENER!!!  Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase

    Public Announcement

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2019 0:29


    Its 3rd World Good!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2019 67:12


    Questions were asked, creeps were put on blast and Tom has a shower wand  Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase

    Halloween Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2019 91:27


    Oooo get ready for a very spooky episode!!! Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase

    #MakeJoeCum

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2019 76:27


    We talk about white knights and school, then its gets a little sentimental at the end. Intro Song- Track Name: "Little Dream" Music by Dj Quads @ https://soundcloud.com/aka-dj-quads  Official DJ QUads YouTube channel HERE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCusF...  DJ QUads Twitter HERE: https://twitter.com/DjQuads  DJ QUads Spotify HERE: https://open.spotify.com/artist/2VZrd...  DJ QUads Instagram HERE: https://www.instagram.com/djquads  Original upload HERE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5mRT...  Music promoted by NCM: https://goo.gl/fh3rEJ Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase

    Booby Booze Bros.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2019 69:59


    We talk Wu-tang Clan and Camelbak drinking. Intro Song- Music Credit: LAKEY INSPIRED Track Name: "This Feeling" Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Original upload HERE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqh0r... Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" YouTube Channel HERE - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOmy... License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported "Share Alike" (CC BY-SA 3.0) License. Full License HERE - https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music promoted by NCM https://goo.gl/fh3rEJ Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase

    Designtaed Drinkers Ep.119 Clap Dem Alien Cheeks

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 72:26


    We talk chess boxing, Borderlands and a lot of grips from Joe. Intro Song- ► Music Credit: LAKEY INSPIRED Track Name: "The Process" Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Original upload HERE - https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired/... Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" YouTube Channel HERE - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOmy... License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported "Share Alike" (CC BY-SA 3.0) License. Full License HERE - https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music promoted by NCM https://goo.gl/fh3rEJ Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase *Sadness and Sorrow from Naruto plays twice*

    Designated Drinkers Ep.118 Mario Gets A Lot of Peaches

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 51:58


    We review 1993s Super Mario Bros.  Intro Song-Walk The Dinosaur by Blastique vs Was (Not Was). You can download here:https://soundcloud.com/blastique/blastique-vs-was-not-was-walk-the-dinosaur Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase  

    Designated Drinkers Ep.117 Flex Seal

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2019 76:16


    This Saturday is for some sports, garbage disposals, and battle of the beers.  Intro Song- ► Music Credit: LAKEY INSPIRED Track Name: "Days Like These" Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Original upload HERE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTGEo... Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" YouTube Channel HERE - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOmy... License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported "Share Alike" (CC BY-SA 3.0) License. Full License HERE - https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music promoted by NCM https://goo.gl/fh3rEJ Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase

    Designated Drinkers Ep.116 Joes Throwing Shade

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2019 77:14


    Joe and the topics get spicy! Intro Song- Music Credit: Artificial.Music Track Name: "And So It Begins" Music By: Artificial Music @ https://soundcloud.com/artificial-music YT Channel HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/SmartToa... Original upload HERE - https://soundcloud.com/artificial-mus... License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0) License. Full License HERE - https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music promoted by NCM https://goo.gl/fh3rEJ Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase  

    The Vault-Bar Talk Ep.1 Puffin Forest

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 52:39


    Hey everyone, this is a segment we're trying called Bar Talk its where we meet new people and talk to them about topics their more knowledgeable about then we are. Today we are talking to Benjamin Scott he has a YouTube channel called Puffin Forest. We talk a little dungeons and dragon and about other RPGs (role playing games) as well, we talk about his YouTube channel and why he got started, and also about making animations for his videos.     Also, special thanks to Ben for joining us for our first Bar Talk. You should also check out his YouTube channel he makes a lot of great personal content thats really funny- Link right here          [ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUpkp-6fXuG9dqfoJ99XTmw ] Intro Song- Teller of the Tales by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b... Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase

    Designated Drinkers Ep.115 Vampire Batman

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 77:30


    Patrick's back to help us finish talking about the Marvel Universe and Joe goes on a small rant about movie Batmen past and present. Intro Song-  Music Credit: LAKEY INSPIRED Track Name: "Blue Boi" Music By: LAKEY INSPIRED @ https://soundcloud.com/lakeyinspired Original upload HERE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAukv... Official "LAKEY INSPIRED" YouTube Channel HERE - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOmy... License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported "Share Alike" (CC BY-SA 3.0) License. Full License HERE - https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music promoted by NCM https://goo.gl/fh3rEJ Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase

    Designated Drinkers Ep. 114 P Diddy Pappa Diddy Puff

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2019 67:09


    We get Patrick(a.k.a P Diddy Pappa Diddy Puff) back in the fridge to help us talk about the new phases of the MCU. Also new host who dis we get a new host. Intro Song- Alive by ikson: http://www.soundcloud.com/ikson Music promoted by Audio Library https://youtu.be/OYef8hEHn64 Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase

    Designated Drinkers Ep. 113 War Pigs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 91:23


    Its a very music influenced episode with are boy Matt.  Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase

    Designated Drinkers Ep. 112 Whos Whiter

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2019 69:02


    We spend to whole episode asking the age old question...who is the whites among us. Intro Song- B-Roll (ska) - Islandesque by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-... Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Outro Song- Six Friends by Matt Chase

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