The Dolls Discuss

Could it be? Could it really be true? The Dolls are back for Season... 2?For this highly anticipated return to the mics, the category is shade… and the Dolls are throwing it any which way they can. All of it being lighthearted fun and giggles between two girls who may or may not have boyfriends. A catch up of the last year and (?) months would simply have been too long so, dear listeners, think of this episode as more of a reflection of current goings on within the full formed frontal lobes of said girls with said boyfriends. Listener expectations should include voice training, brown blueprints and Krisjennergun.gif.Warning this episode may contain domestic violence. 

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Boo Bitch! We're back!

Rich bitches don't die and that's why you won't survive the summer! The Dolls are back, round of applause for two weeks in a row... with the hottest takes on everything that is in and out for Summer. The Dolls Discuss is most definitely out.. Listener expectations should include chaos and carnage.

Rejoice rejoice! The Dolls have entered back into the podcast realms after an extended roman holiday… Going back to our roots darling of a cute casual catch up moment covering the trials and tribulations of the past two months… and a bit. Listener expectations should include an Azealia Banks style reading of Australia, majora vibes, a broken stigma, STDs and several double homicides. 

Our 5 Hour Detainment at Border Control (Storytime)

After a short hiatus, the Dolls are back once again to feed your hunger... recording their baritone groans directly from a hotel room in Hackney. Listener expectations should include onboard train ramblings, developing crushes on party favours, traumatic hinge conversations and being both busted and clocky. As always, the episode is stacked full of laughs but content warning for conversations surrounding transphobia, more specifically: trans issues in the UK.

We present to you the first edition of The Dolls Discuss' Valentine's Hotline... two weeks late

The Dolls are back this week with a Discussion on everything… adjacent. Listener expectations should include dating disasters, old memories, the need for a sweet treat as well as a ramble about the Grammy's and Beyonce's burglary.

This week, The Dolls are here with the second part of the Agony Aunt series. This one is simply crazed… that's all we have to say. Listener expectations should include vegan ice cream, saying hi and serving cunt, and delusions of grandeur but there's… no grandeur.

The Dolls are back this week with the first part of their Agony Aunt series. With listener submissions, The Dolls give advice on pretty much everything under the sun including polyamorous relationships, having a live in boyfriend and accidental revelations over pasta dinner. Listener expectations should include hilarity, recommending books that you haven't read, technical difficulties and gagging them a bit. Rise and shine, the clock says Pussy Time!

And just like that, it's 2023 (Twenty Twenty Me) and the Dolls are back! Starting off the new year with a lengthy in depth discussion on all things to do with ‘stan' culture — from Twitter wars to historical evolution, with a hint of psychological analysis. Listener expectations should include XXX Rated emojis, Blue Banisters by Lana Del Rey, crazed fan antics and the act of doing the most whilst also doing the least. However, the burning question on the Dolls' lips is: “How the fuck did you get here?”

Wowee, we did it Joe! Our final episode of the year. The Dolls are back this week to recap on their musical, cultural and personal tops.. bottoms.. and everything in between from 2022. Listener expectations should include Lourdes' sociopolitical tangents, gummy bear wishes and getting JAWBS!

This week, The Dolls Discuss their recent thoughts and feelings — both fully formed and inconclusive. It's giving... chill vibes? Listener expectations should include a spoiled Bones and All review, a blokette analysis, and a Spotify Wrapped exposé.

The Dolls are back this week with another Reddit Review episode as well as a lengthy digressional Discussion on the current social hellscape. Listener expectations should include Tahliah interrupting Lourdes, a brief romantic encounter, nepotism babies and dirty puffer jackets. You can donate to the Club Q tragedy verified GoFundMe here.

The Dolls are back this week with a special guest, Glasgow based DJ and all round icon: Miss Cabbage. Conversation topics include growing up, art school antics, drag and being trans (obviously?!) Listener expectations should include nuanced techno discourse, being a teenage cross dresser and throwing parties with drag queens.

The Dolls are puff puff passing with a chilled out conversation on hormones. The Discussion includes an exploration into their own journeys as well as an analysis on the trials and tribulations of the Notorious H.R.T… the main one being becoming extremely fucking crazy. Listener expectations should include antiboyotics, the dank herb and Venus by Shocking Blue.

This week, The Dolls are lubricated with the sweet nectar of Kylie Minogue rose wine and Discussing break ups, shake ups, make ups and tear ups! Listener expectations should include loud chewing, loud breathing, drunk laughter and RANTS. The Name's Bond… Trauma Bond.

The Dolls are back this week with a semi drunk discussion on all things Halloween and spooky adjacent. Listener expectations should include opinions on Ryan Murphy, several mid-sentence interruptions and lots of gobbling.

They shooting in the parking lot… ERRRYBODY GET LOW! This week, The Dolls Discuss their unpopular pop culture opinions with a side of extreme digression. The episode is stacked full of laughs and transgenderisms… Listener expectations should include delirium, tangents, an exploration into Harry Styles' range of F&F blouses and suspicious cis passers.

The Dolls are back from another summertime hiatus… again. Listener expectations should include Boiler Room tea, truth telling, shit talking and arming the dolls! Summer tuckin' and the livin's easy...

WE GOT TO 10 BITCHES! Another one thank yewww, after a *short* break the Dolls are back with a brand new hilarickle episode. This week, the Dolls Discuss trans representation within media; more specifically TV and film. Topics of conversation include Euphoria, Munroe Bergdorf and the complete lack of trans fantasy. Listener expectations should include heated conversations, screaming into mic, TAAHLIAH being an international superstar and Lourdes having hand cramp from holding her paws up for Gaga.

Surprise bitches! I bet you thought you'd heard the last of us… The Dolls are back back back back back again after some well needed time off with an extra chatty and extra hilarious episode. This week The Dolls Discuss the past few weeks of their lives, Delve into a Listener AnonQ&A and enlighten the Double D's with their Ins and Outs of Summer '22. Listener expectations should include Big Crossie Energy, bananas, leopard print hair and Tahliah's lost suitcase. Completely hilarickle vibes!

TW: body image, body dysphoria, eating disorders In this week's episode, The Dolls Discuss beauty standards, body image and everything in betwixt! The girlies talk about a wide spectrum of topics such as the expectations society places on people and how that can affect the mental psyche as well as what it means to be a transfemme individual navigating those expectations. Whilst a deep and honest conversation at times, the Dolls approach it in their usual lighthearted and comical way. Listener expectations should include James Charles' BBL, Lourdes being a basic white bitch and Quiche Lorraine. Keep that shit real tight like a TUCKKKKKKKK… ♡ @akataahliah ♡ @okaylourdes ♡ @thedollsdiscuss

After a week long hiatus, The Dolls are back… again and discussing even more than ever before! In this chatty episode; The Dolls sit back, take a sip (or two) and Discuss everything from recent life events to pop culture moments currently dominating their teeny weeny brains. Listener expectations should include prolonged drunk rambling, Doctor Who coffee table books, our collective love for fruity men, Preacher's Daughter, as well as several heavily censored sentiments. ♡ @akataahliah ♡ @okaylourdes ♡ @thedollsdiscuss

Fashion! Looking good and feeling... mediocre. Get ready to dump right in to this week's episode as The Dolls Discuss everything fashion and fashion adjacent. With points of discussion sent in from our Double D's, the episode ranges from what we shall be wearing when we're old tranmas still pumping the pavement, the trends that we are beyond bored of as well as the queen of HEL-LA, Julia Fox. Listener expectations should include an in-depth look at questionable teenage outfits, HRT realisations, and why this year's Met Gala was a complete flop! And remember, broke people should never laugh!

Hi uglies! The Dolls are back with a burning desire to know… Am I The Asshole? This week, as per a request from one of our Double D's, The Dolls Discuss a selection of fables from the infamous r/AmITheAsshole subreddit. The chaotic tales cover a HOLE manner of topics such as dying cartoon characters in the name of environmental activism, heteronormative carpooling, dropping babies and the tired fact of how completely useless all straight men are. Listener expectations should include getting ‘beefed', reddit users inability to type correctly, a short ASMR segment, and why everything actually… is so slay. ♡ @akataahliah ♡ @okaylourdes ♡ @thedollsdiscuss

McDonald hash browns tied up with string… these are a few of our favourite things! In this episode, The Dolls take a deep dive into the somewhat questionable but always impeccable taste they both possess. Covering both current and eternal favs, The Dolls Discuss everything from across the country breakups to elite hangover meals, mind-bending books as well as iconic drinkypops they love to slurp. Listener expectations should include ARTPOP, several ‘HILARIOUS' tangents, heartfelt sentiments, accidental doxxing and why Scream Queens was ahead of it's time. Hold on tight, this is a rollercoaster ride in the fast lane! ♡ @akataahliah ♡ @okaylourdes ♡ @thedollsdiscuss

Girlie wands at the ready everyone because class is in session this week as The Dolls Discuss S.E.XXX! This episode looks deeper, no pun intended, into The Dolls' individual relationships with sex as well as age gaps between sexual partners, dating apps, hookup culture within the current digital age and finally the real tea on what makes a chaser chase and why these Dolls are absolutely not running... Listener expectations should include the trials and tribulations of using PornHub as a teaching device, nudes and the 411 on the infamous elite dating app, Raya. As always, the laughs come heavy and so does the fluid! ♡ @akataahliah ♡ @okaylourdes ♡ @thedollsdiscuss

Expert relationship gurus and highly emotionally intelligent girlies come thru! The Dolls Discuss their takes on L.O.V.E, relationships within the queer community, the fluidity of romance and attachment theory all whilst attempting to figure out whether love is truly defined by a roast chicken or a penalty kick… Listener expectations should include silly anecdotes, deep intellectual thought and the grand scheme of things. ♡ @akataahliah ♡ @okaylourdes ♡ @thedollsdiscuss

From the cracked out beginnings of their friendship to the cracking of their voices on a daily basis… The Dolls Discuss their friendship, identifying as transfeminine, the beginning of their transitions and how they navigate their own identity within Glasgow and wider society. ♡ @akataahliah ♡ @okaylourdes ♡ @thedollsdiscuss