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In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.

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    • Feb 25, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 31m AVG DURATION
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    The nomadic caveman look.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2026 40:42


    In this episode of clips from five years ago, we got the view from horseback, I rediscovered a particular writing instrument and we had a big weather development.

    Haven't we been good?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2026 42:01


    In this episode, we were allowed out after a long lockdown, there was an encounter with a lot of guns, and one man shared his unbelievably expensive addictions.

    The Curious Furious.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2026 44:14


    In this episode of clips from five years ago, Prince Phillip had just died, people were shopping and protesting, but only one of those was OK, and Twitter showed itself to be an enemy.

    Twitter goes down

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2026 43:53


    In this episode, there was some flag waving, a woman found a scary pastry, and we had an alarming outage.

    The Space Hippy, Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2026 41:19


    In this episode, there was a gnome shortage, we found a curious poll, and we were told what British people want.

    The Space Hippy, Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2026 44:27


    In these clips from Spring 2021, there was a lot of scamming about, we were allowed a haircut after months in lockdown, and there was a mystery surrounding a professor off the telly.

    The Grabby Stick of Justice

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2026 42:22


    It was April 2021, and we had been let out for a day during lockdown and had behaved very poorly, there was a furious call from a certain Brian from Stockton-on-Tees, and we got some very bad news about hair.

    The penny-farthing delivery service

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2026 28:27


    In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby was embarrassing us on the world stage, a man was filling in his census, and a lot of people left a lot of rubbish on a rare day out.

    His Imperial Hotness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2026 33:49


    In these clips from 2021, we were trying to understand the rules, the lottery paid out £122m, and there was a pre-determined sexiest man contest.

    The shameless clot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2026 33:31


    In these clips from 2021, a top Conservative had just released an uncomplimentary book about Mr Blobby and the other Tory toads, I give a lesson in maths, and we find out what you get for £5000.

    Lego hair

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2026 33:30


    In these clips from Spring 2021, Piers Morgan had just stormed off a TV set, we were comparing the hairstyles of the rich and shameless, and it was all getting a bit surreal

    The Fat Particle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2026 30:10


    In these clips from 2021, people were buying into a nincompoop's act, we were talking about old names, and I had an encounter with the pink boat people.

    Sniffing for newts

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2025 27:23


    In these clips from four years ago, Fishi was trying to get us back in the office, a man went brain hunting and someone had a problem with ducks.

    Edna, Ethel, Nora and Fred

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2025 29:23


    In these clips from 2021, Tory MPs were carrying pints of milk with them, Mr Blobby had just spent £2.6m on a room and we were talking about how certain names weren't popular any more.

    A Silly Fishi

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2025 32:12


    In these clips from 2021, we were told that a corrupt organisation should take over a corrupt organisation, there's a weather forecast because sometimes hearing a weather forecast from another time is a bit like taking a holiday, and Fishi Sunak told us what was good for us.

    Million, billion, trillion

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2025 33:29


    In this week's clips from 2021, we were getting used to being in, we found where some of our money went and a caller had an idea on how to improve everything.

    The plutocrats wallpaper

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2025 30:43


    In these clips from 2021, we were freaked out by crowds, corrupt people were taking over corrupt institutions and a catastrophic clown show had become unaccountably popular.

    The 18th happiest

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2025 34:38


    In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby had his toys taken from him, there was a happiness deficit, things were getting back to normal after The Thing and we were engaged in patriot games.

    A hug-free zone

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2025 29:49


    In these clips from five years ago, we were NOT looking forward to Christmas, The Thing was still among us and The Tangerine Scream had just lost the election

    Statues and sausages

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2025 30:27


    In these clips from four years ago, we were talking about a very silly car, Bodger was making noises with his face about freedom and I go on an unhinged rant about the catastrophic clown show of a government

    Being unhelpful

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2025 28:39


    It was four years ago and a TV presenter had been mean about the size of Robert Jenrick's flag, Putin was acting nice and Donald Trump was not the President of the USA.

    Special Outrage Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2025 35:57


    In these clips from Spring four years ago, I was on the hunt for a bird, people were living in a cave, flag wavers were obsessing about passports and we were looking forward to filling out our patriotic British census.

    The Case of the Punched Waxwork

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2025 34:59


    In these clips from almost 5 years ago, the usual suspects were flag hugging, Mr Blobby was the Dear Leader and there was an invasion of TV people.

    The empty Ken Doll

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2025 32:02


    In these clips from three years ago, Fishi Sunak was complaining about the press being mean to him, a nice lady had a nice idea to improve Downing Street and Bodger was on manoeuvrers.

    The squirty cream 'do

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2025 28:46


    In these clips from three years ago, a woman calls with a hedgehog tale, I wondered about an MPs hair-don't and we talked about comedy overseers.

    Happy Days

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2025 30:50


    In these clips from Spring 2022, the government said it was giving us money, fines were being doled out to the little people (not leprechauns) and Will Smith had a moment at the Oscars.

    Vladimir Putin's odorant extracts

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2025 32:23


    In these clips from Spring 2022, England were drawn against the USA in the World Cup, there was an update on promises made by those that who said everything would be better if we only did what they said and I had to dump a nice lady for builders' language

    Vote Keith Richards

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 36:06


    It was Spring 2022 and in these clips a man threatens to not vote, the Tories were celebrating getting fines for partying by having a party and a sheik broke the record for having the most 4x4s.

    A Cavalcade of Clowns

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2025 30:17


    It was Spring 2022 and we learned that Mr Blobby was having a party, Jacob Mee-Smugg was banging on about fish and I was transfixed by Michael Fabricant's "hair".

    Worst. Present. Ever.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2025 29:54


    In these clips from early in 2022, I had a brilliant idea about where to put windmills, a lady had received her pet's ashes in the post.

    The Cat in the Post

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 34:20


    In these clips from three years ago, a man makes a plan for the end, those that remember Jonathan from Harrow will recognise John from Streatham and a woman receives a package in the post.

    Not a real human PM

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 28:00


    In these clips from 2022, I spoke to a nice lady about Arley Hall, Kate, (out of Wills and Wotsit) was sporting a sporty pair of shorts and I had a cosy chat with a fan of Vlad.

    Waving and drowning

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 29:14


    In these clips Wills and Wotsit were in the Caribbean, there was an indication as to which party makes you better off and Fishi Sunak went to a garage.

    The Bat of Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 32:46


    It was Spring 2022 and we were talking about the clocks changing, Fishi was squirming and a nice lady had a special sweatshirt made.

    The Hum of Guard

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2025 36:15


    In these clips from 2022 we were talking about Elon Musk, who we didn't know very well at the time, there was a first call from a lady who has since become a regular favourite and, following on from last week's episode, I had a call from a man who was furious with Fishi Sunak

    How not to pay for a can

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 26:26


    In these clips from 2022, the clocks were about to go forward, there was a chill in the air and Fishi Sunak was confused at the till.

    The Dainty Twiglet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 34:40


    In these clips from 2022, Mr Blobby was in charge, the government was pretending to be cross at Russian oligarchs, the Tories were having a get-together and were trying to make us forget what they'd done.

    The Curious Incident of the Smugg in the Nighttime

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2025 39:07


    In these clips from three years ago, there was a suggestion that MPs didn't like, a woman tells of South Korean happiness levels and I had a dream about Jacob Rees-Mogg.

    Jacob Rees-Mogg is dreamy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 29:35


    In this week's clips from 2022, Wills and Wotsit were on a badly judged Jamaican tour, an unlikely person was helping the poor, there was a heatwave in an unusual place and I had a dream about a certain monocled swizzle stick.

    On standby

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 28:49


    In these clips from 2022, Bodger was still the Dear Leader but Labour had a plan, a prince was our secret weapon and there was a lot of weather about

    A blank canvas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2025 32:29


    In these clips from 2022, I explain American sports, a Boris fan calls and a dull person was the leader of the free world.

    Be alarmed!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 28:56


    In a departure from normal, this week's podcast is the entire conversation I had with an expert in artificial intelligence that took place two Sunday's ago quite late in the show, after most people's bedtime. It was entertaining and scary in equal measure and contains some good advice on how to stay safe-ish.

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