In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.

In these clips, we were obsessing about a certain curiously topped MP, there was a LOT of Hazza and Sparkles stories and Mr Blobby was on tour

In these clips, we were talking about a certain person's hair (not that one), I had a fuel bill shock, and there was an odd Nessie sighting.

In this episode from Easter 2022, we were marvelling at a certain PMs "hair", I pick a fight with Julia Roberts and Hazza was in his element.

In these clips, Boris Johnson was presented with a china chicken, I make a prediction about Don Snoreleone after he lost to Joe Biden and a man has an awakening.

In these clips, a monkey's scrolling went viral, there was talk of a windfall tax, a Russian ship got into difficulty, and we heard a Star Wars origin story

In these clips from Easter 2022, there's a reception problem, we got lost in a city and we were all let out again.

In these clips carrying on from the last episode, a woman had a dream about Pickles (not the food) and Mr Blobby went to Ukraine

In these clips from two different shows from four years ago, we were talking about Fishi's financial affairs, I have a conspiracy theory and we hear about retired sheep.

In these clips, we got a bill for £37 billion, a person in Spain had wind and a lady had a problem with her phone

In these clips from 2022, Fishi Sunak was keeping his options open, we heard about a bee-friendly bomb and there was a tale of a golf tantrum

In these clips from 2022, dental patients came together in solidarity, people cheated on Wordle, and Mr Blobby was in the altogether.

In these clips, I was having a tooth out, a children's amusement was making people angry and we were in a near miss with a celestial object.

In these clips following on from last time, it was early 2022 and we found that Sue Grey had a previous life, a man shouted at a street, and we thought about calling the police on the police

In these clips , there was a bash that wasn't a bash, we were talking about why young people don't vote much and wondered why some people imagine they are born to rule.

In this episode, Nick goes to the foot of his stairs, Caol wonders why, and they help with shopping trolleys and with paying contactless.

In these clips we were waiting for a report from a person who may or may not exist, and I predicted a coup by a man in horrible shorts

In this episode, Meat was past his use-by date, Bat Girl came to town and the catastrophic clown show continued.

In these clips, it was early 2022 people were trying to put out a big dog and the police said they weren't interested in investigating crimes that had happened in the past.

In these clips, the police told us we were to ignore crimes that happened in the past, Mr Blobby was in hiding and there was a plan to save a big dog

In these clips, it was a month before Vlad the Insaner launched his Special Operation, Mr. Blobby was being himself, and I predicted our next two PM's

In these clips, there was a celebrity sighting, we were looking forward to our freedom and there was an identity fail.

In these clips, we were having a heatwave, Mr Blobby made an appointment and we heard where Pink Floyd got their ideas from.

In these clips, a person suggested an improvement to Formula 1, we went looking for indigenous chickens and we heard Tetchy Fagash's greatest hit.

In these clips, there was a silly Olympics story, a national anthem revelation and a man called after a good dinner

In these clips, a man in Uxbridge was unsatisfied with his MP, a huge celestial event took place, and the biggest show on Earth was about to begin

In these clips, we were still being run by Mr Blobby, zombies were among us and we heard of some cinema criminals.The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production

In these clips from five years ago, someone said something controversial about a flag, I had an incident in South Africa and there was an international football tournament going on. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production

In these clips from five years ago, there was a lovely tale about monkeys in South Africa and Super Sajman Jav executed a power stance

In these clips, the Euro2020 competition was being played in 2021, because of The Invisible Menace, England had won a game and a lady confessed she was mobile-free. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

In these clips following on from last time, we were talking about the wonderful sounds of old public transport, there was a big meeting in Cornwall and England had just played Ukraine.

In these clips from five years ago, there was a huge sporting event on the horizon, I was almost brought down by a biscuit and there was a big conflab in Cornwall.Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production

In these clips from 2021, there was a surprisingly similar weather to ours now, the Village Idiot was getting some stick and so were footballers, and a picture of the Queen was placed somewhere strange.The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

In these clips from 2021, there was talk of getting engaged (not that type) and from 2019 of a prince in an inappropriate pace (not that Prince)

In these clips from five years ago, the tennis and the football were on, a cat foretold the future and there was a prediction about a certain Manchester mayor.

In these clips from during Wimbledon and the World Cup in 2021, S'Kier said something silly, some royals were deployed to Scotland and we were shocked at the price of a pint, which wouldn't seem shocking now.

In these clips running on from last time, we talk drumming, there was bad news about chips and a man found he couldn't go on holiday.

In these clips from 2021, it was a race between a virus, a volcano and a tsunami, there was a lot of flagging going on and some cat-nabbing.

In these clips there was so much weather that it was inside, we were talking about acceptable sexual positions (yes, we were), and a rock star gave valuable advice.

In these clips from five years ago, Mr Blobby had a spit-chat, there was a lot of trolling going on and much smirkingThe Nick Abbot habit is a Global Production

In this episode, we were concerned about the climate, we heard of an anomaly from 1976 and there was stress on the railways

In this episode, that follows on from last time, we get a dog training lesson, there was a failed attraction in Marble Arch and a man took a lot of plane rides.

In these clips that follow on from the last episode, the build-up to an important game was underway, a water company got corrected a bit and a man got a custom shirt