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In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing.

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    New Balls please!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2026 38:23


    In these clips from five years ago, the tennis and the football were on, a cat foretold the future and there was a prediction about a certain Manchester mayor.

    A machine ate my homework

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2026 47:40


    In these clips from during Wimbledon and the World Cup in 2021, S'Kier said something silly, some royals were deployed to Scotland and we were shocked at the price of a pint, which wouldn't seem shocking now.

    Cutting a rocker's hair

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2026 40:17


    In these clips running on from last time, we talk drumming, there was bad news about chips and a man found he couldn't go on holiday.

    Mr Blobby is chocolate pudding

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2026 42:46


    In these clips from 2021, it was a race between a virus, a volcano and a tsunami, there was a lot of flagging going on and some cat-nabbing.

    Picking up a rock star

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2026 43:54


    In these clips there was so much weather that it was inside, we were talking about acceptable sexual positions (yes, we were), and a rock star gave valuable advice.

    The Fun Plane

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2026 37:07


    In these clips from five years ago, Mr Blobby had a spit-chat, there was a lot of trolling going on and much smirkingThe Nick Abbot habit is a Global Production

    The man who knows everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2026 40:00


    In this episode, we were concerned about the climate, we heard of an anomaly from 1976 and there was stress on the railways

    Not much COP

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2026 47:26


    In this episode, that follows on from last time, we get a dog training lesson, there was a failed attraction in Marble Arch and a man took a lot of plane rides.

    Explaining tennis

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2026 42:50


    In these clips that follow on from the last episode, the build-up to an important game was underway, a water company got corrected a bit and a man got a custom shirt

    Is it coming home?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2026 43:42


    In these clips from 2021, 'twas the night before a football game, there was a history whitewash underway and we heard a suggestion for a PM substitute

    Minimising the kissing

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2026 47:53


    In these clips from Summer 2021, there was a story about chickens and we were wondering what would happen if everyone put the kettle on simultaneously during half-time.

    Football this, football that

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2026 38:15


    In these clips from 2021, we had a big game coming up, we were about to be let out and Jacob Smugg became a rapper

    Getting football done

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2026 39:28


    In these follow-up clips from last time, it was the eve of the Euro 2020 final, we heard of a hero in space and a Danish couple had an English experience

    We're going to win!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2026 43:15


    It was Spring 2021 and Mr Blobby was in power, we were getting jabbed and there was a big football match to play.

    The "B Arc"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2026 39:02


    In these clips from 2021, Mr Blobby was doing his best, footballers were being booed, and I made a prediction that hasn't come true...yet.

    The roadmap to normal

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2026 41:31


    It was Spring 2021 and we were about to be let outside, I invented a food item and Mr Blobby took a holiday

    A royal eye test

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2026 42:45


    In these clips from 2019, a royal personage had a scrape, another one wore a controversial hat and I got a right ear full.

    Go faster!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2026 43:38


    In these clips from five years ago, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace and an important football match was played in an odd place, and we found where Donald Trump got his bleach idea from.

    Deciding to be amused

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2026 43:44


    In these clips, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace, the government had no apparent strategy and Donald Trump had just lost an election.

    The price of a pint (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2026 41:13


    In this weeks clips, we were bored of redecorations, appalled by a sandwich and we found out why beer costs so much.

    The price of a pint

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2026 40:43


    In these clips from five years ago, Matt Hancock tried crying, I wondered who was going to replace Bodger Johnson and I couldn't believe the cost of a round.

    The vacuum of integrity

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2026 46:21


    In these clips, i had spotted a spaghetti reference in space, Bodger enjoyed a home glow-up and his fiance was incandescent.

    Boris's Banana Boots

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2026 41:52


    In these clips, an inventor told us he was doing us a favour, we were looking for a huge and tremendous trade deal and there was a whole lotta beeping going on.

    No shame!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2026 40:36


    In these clips, we heard about a big dog, a man looked at the sun, and a brainiac left with a box.

    The nomadic caveman look.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2026 40:42


    In this episode of clips from five years ago, we got the view from horseback, I rediscovered a particular writing instrument and we had a big weather development.

    Haven't we been good?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2026 42:01


    In this episode, we were allowed out after a long lockdown, there was an encounter with a lot of guns, and one man shared his unbelievably expensive addictions.

    The Curious Furious.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2026 44:14


    In this episode of clips from five years ago, Prince Phillip had just died, people were shopping and protesting, but only one of those was OK, and Twitter showed itself to be an enemy.

    Twitter goes down

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2026 43:53


    In this episode, there was some flag waving, a woman found a scary pastry, and we had an alarming outage.

    The Space Hippy, Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2026 41:19


    In this episode, there was a gnome shortage, we found a curious poll, and we were told what British people want.

    The Space Hippy, Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2026 44:27


    In these clips from Spring 2021, there was a lot of scamming about, we were allowed a haircut after months in lockdown, and there was a mystery surrounding a professor off the telly.

    The Grabby Stick of Justice

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2026 42:22


    It was April 2021, and we had been let out for a day during lockdown and had behaved very poorly, there was a furious call from a certain Brian from Stockton-on-Tees, and we got some very bad news about hair.

    The penny-farthing delivery service

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2026 28:27


    In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby was embarrassing us on the world stage, a man was filling in his census, and a lot of people left a lot of rubbish on a rare day out.

    His Imperial Hotness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2026 33:49


    In these clips from 2021, we were trying to understand the rules, the lottery paid out £122m, and there was a pre-determined sexiest man contest.

    The shameless clot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2026 33:31


    In these clips from 2021, a top Conservative had just released an uncomplimentary book about Mr Blobby and the other Tory toads, I give a lesson in maths, and we find out what you get for £5000.

    Lego hair

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2026 33:30


    In these clips from Spring 2021, Piers Morgan had just stormed off a TV set, we were comparing the hairstyles of the rich and shameless, and it was all getting a bit surreal

    The Fat Particle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2026 30:10


    In these clips from 2021, people were buying into a nincompoop's act, we were talking about old names, and I had an encounter with the pink boat people.

    Sniffing for newts

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2025 27:23


    In these clips from four years ago, Fishi was trying to get us back in the office, a man went brain hunting and someone had a problem with ducks.

    Edna, Ethel, Nora and Fred

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2025 29:23


    In these clips from 2021, Tory MPs were carrying pints of milk with them, Mr Blobby had just spent £2.6m on a room and we were talking about how certain names weren't popular any more.

    A Silly Fishi

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2025 32:12


    In these clips from 2021, we were told that a corrupt organisation should take over a corrupt organisation, there's a weather forecast because sometimes hearing a weather forecast from another time is a bit like taking a holiday, and Fishi Sunak told us what was good for us.

    Million, billion, trillion

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2025 33:29


    In this week's clips from 2021, we were getting used to being in, we found where some of our money went and a caller had an idea on how to improve everything.

    The plutocrats wallpaper

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2025 30:43


    In these clips from 2021, we were freaked out by crowds, corrupt people were taking over corrupt institutions and a catastrophic clown show had become unaccountably popular.

    The 18th happiest

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2025 34:38


    In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby had his toys taken from him, there was a happiness deficit, things were getting back to normal after The Thing and we were engaged in patriot games.

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