I'm just a girl who likes to get together with her friends and talk about funny and inappropriate things. None of our episodes are suitable for younger listeners or listeners of the prudish variety. So grab your ear buds, pour yourself a drink and enjo
I'm more of a tell me what you love kinda girl! another repurposed FB liv for you all --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
OK friends we are trying something new. For the sake of my sanity I am repurosing a few of my Facebook lives that I think you will find fun to listen to. These are a little less edgy, cause well you know I want to stay out of FaceBook Jail and all. But Jeremy and I can't get out schedules to sync up and I don't want to keep ditching this podcast because... well I love you guys! enjoy the show! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this weeks unedited episode Frank the Tank joins us for a shit of a show. We wanted to learn what are the most common turnoffs for a potential partner but really we just learned the true bromance between Frank and Jeremy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Have you ever heard of a Throple? I know we hadn't. Recently we can across this term and have been trying to wrap our brains around the concept. Take a listen and let us know what you think on the IG @ultimately_uprofessional --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
One of the best things about your friend owning a hair salon.... the after hours gossip. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
We all have them, or at least we've witness a few. Jeremy and Dena found an interesting list online of some pretty amazing and cringeworthy black out stories and as usual they sprinkle in a few of thier own! enjoy the show --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Warpping up the list of rediculous sex stories. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
So what can we say... we've all been there. You're trying to impress your partner and it just all goes wrong. In the end all you can do is laugh. Enjoy part one of this 2 part series on funny and awkward sexipades. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this episode Dena, Frank and Jeremy all rag on each other for how they pronounce words and the boys get a a little jealous that Dena has showered with Jeremy's wife Erica. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Welcome to the Ultimately Unprofessional Podcast If you're looking for a podcast with a point, you've come to the wrong plae. enjoy the show!
In this Shoot the shit episode Jeremy, Frank and Dena discuss squirting... and a quirkly after sex habit one of us has. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Boobie alarm clock --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Ladies we have heard them all thats for sure. From the good the bad and the down right awkward.... Took us a while to get into this episode but we go through some of the cheesiest pick up lines we've ever herd. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Peeing in public.... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
I am covered in tattoos and Frank has NONE! That's right not even a single dot that he wasn't born with. In this episode we take shots and chat about what we love and what we don't love about the wild world of Tattoos! Enjoy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
* Girls making out *Why Jeremy doesnt wear underswear * Frankies's torn hamstring --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
"OMG that sounds like a movie" That is the typical response to the question, "So how did you guys meet?" So we thought we would share it with you here. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Want to feel smart? Well you've come to the right place! Take a listen as we drink our way through Elementary School trivia questions. How many did you get right? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Do you know somone who swears ALL the time? Well now you do!! Don't forget to follow up on IG @ultimately_unproffesional --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Valentine's Day seems to bring out two types of couples. In this episode I bitch about both. Enjoy the show Dena --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
We've all made them and we've all broken them. Those damn New Years resolutions. Lets be honest, for must of us it is a stupid formality that we don't even care about. Here is my 2 cents on why New Year's Resolutions Suck. Enjoy the show Dena --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
I'm pretty sure guys obsess over it more than we do. However we do talk about it from time to time. During this episode my guest Kim and I share our thoughts and stories about his most coveted bodypart and try to explain that size does matter... sometimes. Thank you and enjoy the show Dena --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Some parts are funny ~ some are Awkward... just like a traditional family Christmas. Oh but we promise no politics Merry Christmas everyone!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
OK so anytime I walk into a tattoo or piercing parlor I think man if these walls could talk! So I did you all one better... Join me and my guest Tatiana a professional piercer as she answers all your questions and tells us a few of her most outrageous piercing stories, we cover it all from random erections, old men and why you should not punch your piercer in the face. Guys this is a good one!! Guest Info: Tat currently works at K&M Tattoo 369 Court St Brockton MA or IG: @piercer_extraordinaire_tat (giver her a follow) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Sorry for the delay in posting this episode was a bit under the weather this week... Join me and guest as we chat all things... well most things Masterbation. Why is masterbation so acceptable for men and not women? When do people masterbate? Besides sexual pleasure what other reasons do people masterbate? And of course thrown in there is my obnoxious laughter and my guests strong wit and you have 45 minutes of pure shenanigans!!! NSFW or LITTLE EARS Enjoy! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
We've all been there. Thinking to ourselves is this as good as it gets? I mean there really isn't anything wrong it just doesn't feel quote right. Of course this could be applied to many aspects of our life, however tonight we are focusing on relationships, well because that is how we roll on the DGAF podcast. My guests and I discuss the many differences between good relationships and great relationships and what we are actually willing to compromise on.... and of course learning to never settle for anything less than amazing! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Against my better judgment I once again have our friend Jeremy on this week joined by another swell guy my husband Frankie. This week I take listener questions and take a deep dive into the unedited male mind. It is a dark and scary place and while I know we've only scratched the service during this hour long shit-show I am sure you will learn a thing or two... I know I did! As always this episode is NSFW or little ears Enjoy --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Soap Box Episode 2 I'm not even sure what to say about this episode. I have been on the receiving end of this conversation for several years and honeslty at this point it is amusing. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
It's a question for the ages... Can men and women be just friends?!? In this weeks episode we discuss the different scenarios and circumstances when men and women meet and if in fact they can be just friends. My guest Jeremy and I basically bicker away for an hour like siblings (which we are not) on our views on this apparent controversial topic. Have a listen and let us know if you agree with us? sorry for the audio I did my best!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
In this midweek episode I jump up on my Soapbox and give you my opinions on the topic of Race here in the US. Yes a conversation about race coming from a suburban housewife. I have disabled all sponsorships for this midweek as I do not believe in monetizing such an important conversation. Please know this is a completely raw and unedited episode. We will resume with the regular DF- Don't give a "F" episodes next week. Thank you Dena
Talk about awkward!! In this weeks episode myself along with a few friends dive into a world we are completely unfamiliar with, online dating!! We readily admit that if we were faced with these questions today we have no idea how well we would fare in this crazy space! Lots of props to the ladies and gents out there who have met their significant others through online dating or are still casting a line in that very vast ocean! How did we do and how would you answer these questions! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Yes there is an art to it... Yes I have received both great and not so great photos. And yes we decided to talk abut it! Join amazing boudoir photographer Amanda Marquis of www.amandamarquisphotography.comas she shares all her tips to make your photos wow your partner and maybe even get them to leave work early to enjoy your company. Also special shout out to our dear friend Robert for giving us his perspective on this “growing trend.” So grab your ear buds as this episode is not intended for little ears, pour yourself a drink and enjoy the show! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Online dating is not for the faint of heart. While not all online dates can be winners these stories sure are!! Join me and my two single friends Jen and Bridget as they share some of the most cringe worthy dates they have ever been on. So grab your ear-buds because this episode is not intended for little ears, pour yourself a drink and enjoy the show! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Join us as Athena Goddess 633 takes us down the yellow brick road of massage oils and vibrating toys on our way to the land of the great and powerful O! So grab your ear buds because this episode is not intended for little ears, grab a drink and enjoy the show! For more info on the products and services she provides please check her out at https://www.facebook.com/groups/TOYRIDE.VIP/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app