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Do you love to laugh at bad movies and need more recommendations? Join Tim Fox and Dan Velazquez every Tuesday in "Turd Night" as they deep-dive into the best-worst movies that Hollywood and its fringes have to offer. If you are looking for ridiculous plot lines, hilarious characters, and film scripts that would have made Siskel and Ebert lose hope in the future of cinema, we have just the movies for you! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

Tim Fox and Dan Velazquez


    • Jun 1, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 26m AVG DURATION
    • 21 EPISODES


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    #20 The Room | Love is blind

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 66:48


    Wow. It's here. One of the best representations of what Turd Night is all about: Love, passion, betrayal, football tosses, plastic spoons, and a motionless pug on a countertop. That's right, it's The Room! We're talking all things Tommy Wiseau, Academy Award snubs, Paul Giamatti, absurd dialogue, and all The Room facts you can stomach. Today's Turd Calls is with the Room fanatic Deidre Scott! Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #19 Mac and Me | A feature length McDonald’s commercial

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 68:43


    Did you love E.T.? I’ll bet you did. Did you love it so much that you would want to see it butchered at the hands of lesser filmmakers? Probably not. Sound familiar? It’s Mac and Me this week on Turd Night. This week we dive in on Stewart Raffill’s filmography, the disgusting looking aliens, launching a kid off of a cliff, becoming an American citizen, and an ending that will make you BOO the screen. Erin Murphy returns for Turd Calls on this episode, too! Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #18 Samurai Cop | Robert Z’Dar, his jaw, and a whole lotta laughs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2021 65:39


    There are several tiers of Turd Night movies and this movie is up on the top shelf. Samurai Cop is an unintentionally hilarious romp full of bad wigs, poorly choreographed fight scenes, and some of the worst ADR dubbing around. But we absolutely LOVED it and we think you will, too! We dive deep this week and talk about the infamous wig, Amir Shervan’s filmmaking career, one and done takes, and who the biggest scene stealer might be between Steve the Cop, the Costa Rican waiter, and the stuffed lion’s head. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #17 The Forbidden Dance | Passion has a rhythm all its own: the Lambada!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2021 64:46


    From the jungles of the Amazon to the streets of Los Angeles, the lambada knows how to get the people GOING! This week on Turd Night, we dove into the sneakily addictive, 1990 lambada dance movie: the Forbidden Dance. We discuss the visible camera dolly, Jeff James’ current career, belly button switch blades, safe sex, and Menahem Golan’s relentless movie producing spree. Special thanks to Erin Murphy for the recommendation and for being the first person to be featured on the new segment, Turd Calls! Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #16 Road House | No one is cooler than Patrick Swayze playing a cooler

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 60:10


    Welcome to Jasper, Missouri, where tempers are runnin’ hot and the whiskey is runnin’ low. Patrick Swayze IS the coolest person in this movie (and possibly to ever exist). That’s right, we’re talking about the 1989 classic Road House! Join us, Tim and Dan, as we discuss incognito monster trucks, Sam Elliot’s pubes, shirtless Tai Chi, throat rips, and how often people have to sweep up eyeballs at the end of the night. Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #15 Demolition Man | Murder, Death, Kill, and the Three Seashells

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2021 66:22


    Batman vs The Joker, David vs Goliath...Wesley Snipes vs Sylvester Stallone! This week on Turd Night we re-watched the futuristic/action/(comedy?) Demolition Man. Join us this week as we discuss cryogenic freezing, San Angeles, Stallone as a comic actor, how you ACTUALLY use the three seashells, and how on fire Sandra Bullock was in the early 90’s. Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #14 Deep Blue Sea | Thomas Jane’s Shoeless Existence

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 66:03


    Turd Night is biting back this week with a thriller you’ve probably seen before: Deep Blue Sea. Is this a Turd? Well, Samuel L Jackson plays a rich investor who has tasted human flesh, Thomas Jane is a shark wrangler with a prison record, and LL Cool J is a cook who used to be a preacher (who everyone calls “Preacher”)! Turns out, it most certainly is a Turd. Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #13 No Holds Barred | Hulk Hogan plays himself and brings some real tears!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 62:40


    This week on Turd Night, we flew from the top turnbuckle and dropped a big elbow onto No Holds Barred (aka Hulk Hogan giving an acting lesson on how to bring it!) Anything is better than Howard the Duck, and so is this movie; Hulk Hogan plays a wrestler who fights someone named Zeus...and maybe that’s all you need to know about it. We discuss Hulk Hogan’s musical album, Dan’s love for wrestling, the infamous “dookie” scene, Hulk Hogan’s ethnicity, and what it means to speak Hulk Hoganese. Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #12 Howard the Duck | George Lucas’ failure is Steve Jobs’ win!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 66:31


    For the first time, we accidentally watched a non-Turd on Turd Night. Meaning = we DON’T recommend watching this movie! Which movie? Howard the Duck. Yikes. Unless you love to be punished with duck puns and disturbing Duck/Human relationships. This week on Turd Night, we talk about a snake named Steven, Ed Gale’s Hollywood dreams, duck boobs, Howard the Duck’s wallet condom, and George Lucas’ biggest regret of his career. Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #11 Showgirls 2: Penny’s From Heaven | Rena Riffel’s take on Showgirls and Insanity

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 76:12


    We thought Showgirls was a bad movie, but that was before we watched Showgirls 2: Penny’s From Heaven. This movie is a re-telling of Showgirls but without the budget, camera gear, lights, microphones, heck, throw in any piece of a film set and they probably didn’t have it! This week on Turd Night, we talk about almost dying from laughter, stripping for a “Hollywood Producer,” Yoshinoya, UCB Improv, and what the Magic Castle is really like. Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #10 Showgirls | Dancers, Strippers, and Paul Verhoeven’s Video Rental Goldmine

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2021 82:51


    Some Turds are cult classics, and Showgirls is one of the biggest. Famously hailed as “one of the worst movies of all time,” which we’ve certainly heard before, so we decided to deep dive into the strange world of seedy Las Vegas strip clubs, audition nipple ice, eating doggie chow, Kyle MacLachlan’s pool decor, and what it means to be from “different places!” Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #9 Serenity | Greenlights and the End of the McConaissance

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 81:16


    We never thought we would see the day where a Matthew McConnehey movie made it to Turd Night. We also never thought Anne Hathaway would be standing right next to Matty M in said movie, but here we are! We watched 2019’s “Serenity,” thanks to a strong recommendation from Cousin Ben. Join the madness when we discuss national Tom Cruise day in Japan, a tuna fish named ‘Justice,’ full body jiggles, cash for murder, and speculate on the origin of the stinky celebrity. Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #8 Speed 2: Cruise Control | Golf balls and Geiger's Leeches

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 104:20


    This week on Turd Night, we dive in on the sequel to the 90’s smash hit “Speed,” which is of course named “Speed 2: Cruise Control.” Instead of a bus, it’s a boat. Instead of Keanu Reeves, it’s Jason Patric. Join us as we discuss the cleanliness of motel bed sheets, how Tom Cruise can’t throw a baseball, the REAL reason why Jason Patric might be such a daredevil, inappropriate relationship with a deaf child, and how Roger Ebert defended his review of Speed 2 until his dying day! Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #7 Birdemic: Shock and Terror | Wet Kisses and Bathing Suits

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 124:51


    This week on Turd Night, we go in on James Nguyen’s Hitchcockian wet dream “Birdemic: Shock and Terror.” Join us as we discuss downtown car sex, foreground salsa bowls, motel bed covers, meeting Tom Cruise, and how hanging out with your family can be a parrrrrtaaaaaayyyyyy! Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #6 Con Air | Prisoner Planes and Mouth Gleeks

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 130:53


    More Nic Cage? Yes, please. This is one of the most accessible Turd Night movies because it has something for everyone: helicopters, grown men screaming at each other, and stuffed bunnies. That’s right, it’s “Con Air!” We discuss John Malkovic’s yell-talking, bad guy nicknames, a semi-famous background gleeker, the food that is killing Baby-O, and how Nic Cage PERFECTED his southern accent. Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #5 Anaconda | Voight’s Voice and Stoltz’s Trachea

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 120:44


    This week on Turd Night, we accompany a brave documentary crew in the Amazon jungle as they try to avoid Jon Voight’s leers and giant snake hugs. It’s “Anaconda.” We discuss off-screen vs on-screen Anacondas, how to properly pronounce “trachea,” how Tim got savaged by Fred Savage, Eric Stoltz’ illustrious career, and how much we LOVE Jon Voight as Paul Serone. Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #4 Wicker Man | Bee Cages and Cage’s Plea

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 128:31


    Our fourth podcast episode focuses on a small island in the Pacific Northwest; a quaint place where women are named after plants and flowers while Nicolas Cage goes on a rock’em sock’em rampage. That’s right, it’s “Wicker Man.” We discuss fighting in flip-flops, a shark in a bag, the Day of Tomorrow, Neil LaBute’s editing room scraps, and how Aaron Eckhart had one line of dialogue and was never seen again! Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #3 Drive Angry | Grandpa Nic Cage and the Buh-Buh-Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 133:09


    It’s our first (and definitely not the last) time we discuss the King of Turd Night movies: Nicolas Cage. He’s driving straight to you in a car he stole (from Hell) in “Drive Angry.” We discuss Nicolas Cage’s albino cobras, quitting your job fantasies, Nic Cage’s sunglasses while he’s fornicating, cars vs dogs, and how easy it is to give away a baby! Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #2 Broken Arrow | Huge Explosions and Head Trauma

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 114:13


    Welcome back to Turd Night! In this episode, we dive head first into the shallow waters of the mid-90’s, action-packed, ”Broken Arrow.” We go all in on the Bronx Tale door test, illegal boxing between Airforce pilots, John Travolta’s butt massage, smoking in Scientology, and how John Woo doesn’t own a car! Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    #1 Bloodsport | Blind Tea and Bromance

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 128:41


    In our debut episode of the Turd Night podcast, we honor the classic 1988 martial arts thrill-ride that started this whole adventure: Bloodsport. Join us, Tim and Dan, as we discuss how Tim used to have an English accent, Frank Dux’s 72 mph kick, blind tea service, Jean-Claude Van Damme’s whole ass, and all the Donald Gibb bromance you can handle! Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

    TRAILER | Turd Night: Bad Movies and Good Times

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 0:52


    Do you love to laugh at movies that are "so bad, they're good?" Us too! Hey, we're Tim Fox and Dan Velazquez. Join us every Tuesday for "Turd Night," a podcast for bad movies and a good time. We'll give you fun movie recommendations, deep dive into the making of the film, share IMDb trivia, and more! We're hoping this may spark a fun Turd Night for yourself and others! Subscribe so you catch new episodes as soon as they're released on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, and anywhere you can get your paws on a podcast. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/turdnight/support

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