Two in the Cooler

323 - Creativity Stems From Ideas

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2026 46:30

Matt & Andy stop a big shark from terrorizing a small town.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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322 - Matt-G.P.T.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2026 54:28

Matt & Andy sanction the files!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#321 - Early Morning Nudity

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2026 65:28

Matt & Andy redirect auxiliary power to the mainframe.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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World Travel Special

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2026 43:16

Some of Matt & Andy's favorite travel talk moments from the podcast so far!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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320 - Foggy London Town

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2026 65:35

Matt & Andy unequivocally prove which religion is correct.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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319 - Ice, Ice, Ninja

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2026 33:25

Matt & Andy are right behind you, turn around now, look out!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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318 - Andy's Leaving Today

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2026 61:11

Matt & Andy go live from the event horizon of a black hole.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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317 - Heavy Naturals

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2026 50:13

Matt & Andy cite the deep magic even though they were there when it was written!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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316 - Gum Hub of the Midwest

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2026 48:51

Matt & Andy debate the defining moments of the French impressionist era.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#315 - #315 - Alors on Beijing

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2026 49:56

Matt & Andy discover the 6th dimension.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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314 - Cinco de Met Gala

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2026 53:45

Matt & Andy reveal the true identity of Jack the Ripper.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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313 - Liquid Gold Music Hour Presented by Velveeta

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2026 59:20

Matt & Andy un-redact government files.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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312 - No English, Just Bass

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2026 54:04

Matt & Andy sit down with Alex Bauer to discuss the allegations.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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311 - You're not Doing Your Job

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2026 53:10

Matt & Andy quantify the unquantifiable.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

310 - Axis the Moon

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2026 32:45

Matt & Andy save your parent's marriage.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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309 - This is Not a Bit

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2026 57:02

Matt & Andy debate the radical implications of a wholly incommunicative police state.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

Costume Party Special

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2026 37:33

Featuring a compilation of Matt & Andy's best in-costume moments!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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308 - Revenge of the Fallen Kingdom

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2026 42:38

Matt & Andy reanimate Abraham Lincoln!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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307 - Shoulda Been Murdered

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2026 57:07

Matt & Andy refute Nietzsches argument for the Dyonisian man.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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306 - Matt's Magnifying Milestone

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2026 43:35

Matt & Andy reveal the solution to sustainable energy.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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305 - Matt's Poison Hole

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2026 56:12

Matt & Andy bring forth the old gods to smite the nonbelievers!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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304 - Scourge of the 7 Seas

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2026 51:57

Matt and Andy split the atom.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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303 - Appendage Extension

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2026 58:32

Matt and Andy dissect the late works of Proust.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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302 - Andy's Black Dad

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2026 45:17

Matt and Andy dissect the early works of Proust.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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301 - Small Pox Game

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2026 33:58

Matt and Andy discuss the ins and outs of Eastern European trade commissions.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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300 - Same Father, Different Dads

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2026 53:16

Matt and Andy break down the Fibonacci Sequence and make a few suggestion on possible improvements!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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229 - Monumental Impressions

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2026 61:41

Matt and Andy poset the implications of the latest Hubble Telescope photos.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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298 - Digression Session

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2026 40:21

Matt & Andy discuss lasting impacts of the Russian Czars.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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#297 - Who Would Win Tournament of Champions 2025

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2026 86:04

What's that, girl?*Bark*Emily is back?*Bark Bark*With a face reveal??*Bark Bark*And Andrew almost leaps over the table to strangle Matt? We better hurry!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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#296 - Bud Light Bubble-Boy Bumble

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2025 70:40

Matt and Andy explore Newton's place in modern physics.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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#295 - Crank Palace

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2025 47:05

Matt explains the deep history of the electoral college to Andy.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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#294 - All Eyes or No Eyes?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2025 57:38

Matt & Andy discuss the potential economic implications of various Venezuelan conflicts.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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293 - Show Us Your Shorts

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2025 54:38

Matt and Andy talk fail proof tips on how to turn your old house into a dream home!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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292 - 9.0 Off White to White Pages

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2025 51:49

Matt reveals his plan for clean energy in all nations!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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#291 - Lou-Bindle Vuitton

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2025 39:28

Matt and Andy talk the State of the Union, the latest from Wall Street and reveal hoe Hedge Funds work.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXSupport the show

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#290 - High Quality Ingredients

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2025 47:05

Matt invents a new kind of restaurant!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#289 - Something's Amish

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2025 64:04

Matt & Andy sit down to talk about the future of android robots and how it will affect the Amish!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#288 - Where's Your Permit

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2025 33:32

Meet Matt & Andy in Atlantic City this week as they take the show on the road to talk basketball, rascal scooters and a lot more!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#287 - Seine of the Crime

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2025 41:55

Matt & Andy get ready for Halloween as they talk the crown jewels heist, space crimes and more!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#286 - In the Shade, In the Clear

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2025 60:27

Matt and Andy return to talk travel, the. Statue(s) of Liberty and a lot more!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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Grab Bag

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2025 36:09

Seasons may change, but the Canada brothers sure haven't! Join us for this best of 2025 compilation. Unfortunately for Andrew, a lot of it is about breakfast.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#285 - Yo Mama So Dumb She Listened To This Episode

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2025 46:20

The brothers are back. After Matt finally found his way to the studio with a map and a compass. But before Andrew leaves for his grand Pacific adventure. Yet, it was during the Ryder Cup. Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#284 - Eat It In A Hot Van

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025 52:44

The brothers are back! This week with a lot of yapping from Emily, much to Matt's dismay. And much to Andy's dismay, more about Cinnabon Cream-Of-Wheat. That's okay, we gotta see a guy about a Penny-farthing.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

#283 - Barrel of Laughs

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2025 50:13

Matt and Andy talk about life as an urban pirate, mastering taekwondo and a lot more!Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#282 - The Premise of Soaking

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2025 50:41

Prepare to be soaked, because your favorite brothers are back! Andy has all new ideas for elementary school, and Matt might just learn a thing or two about bread.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#281 - Gone Missin'

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2025 34:30

The brothers rip a quick one this week with talk of mayoral animals, and the best time to go missing.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#280 - Are We Still Stinging?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2025 48:22

The brothers are back! To discuss the art of the sting, and the art of Gumbo. Only one of those things is illegal in France.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#279 - Edging Halloween

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2025 55:11

The brothers are back! This week with *checks notes* Halloween Talk?? In August??Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#278 - Dead Men Bust No Nuts

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2025 57:39

The brothers are back! Matt has a secret just for Andy's ears, and Andy decides what his old man fixation is going to be.Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#277 - This Is My First Rodeo

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2025 48:38

The brothers are back with the age-old question: Are the muppets more relevant than Aerosmith? Well, okay. Andy has another question: Do McDonalds snack wraps make everyone else burp like that??Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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#276 - Frozen Listerine

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2025 46:35

The brothers are back! Just when you think we've moved on to a hazelnut metaphor, it's really just another ice cream metaphor in disguise. Also, what the hell is cold fruit soup?Merch Link: https://snack-spot-se.creator-spring.comTITC Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twointhecooler/?hl=enInstacart Link: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/vAWXNSupport the show

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