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“I've got a hundred million reasons to walk away,But baby I just need one good one to stay.” Fuck that noise. I've got a billion trillion reasons to stay my ass the fuck right here, but give me one good reason and I'll go. Is it possible for a big sad to turn into a hypomanic episode? How can I tell if what I'm feeling is an actual feeling or just a stage in a bipolar cycle? Do I sound crazy? Am I being insane right now? Am I not near as level as I thought? I wanna end this loop. If I mess my life up on a whim, at least the groundhog reboot will finally stop. I think the song could be Greenlight by Hayley Kiyoko. Honestly, there are so many Owl City songs that would work quite well. I fell in love with his music because escapism is the whole thing, ya know? I should make a playlist! I'm gonna make a playlist. That'll keep me occupied at work. Oh, yay. *pom poms*

Listen. I wrote this on someone else's behalf. Here on planet Kye, we do not say someone's delightful unless we're being very literal. Anyway, it was nice to finally get this chorus out of my head. It had been taking up space for too many years.Thank you. Enjoy your day today.

Hello. This year is so stupid and I hate it here. I swam to work the other day and boy are my arms tired.

Well, 2024 is gone. Shit is done. Shit was fast as hell. Iono, man. I'm..... I don't have..... Tune in net time or something, I guess.

I don't… know… how we ended up here. I feel like I'm going to be dreaming quite a bit.  Sorry we ended on such a bummer note! There's always next time!

We talk therapy horror stories, the horrors of aging, and we absolutely SHIT on the Alcoholics Anonymous Twelve-Step

Dreams are stressful. Also, here's more about our neurodivergent experience because we gotta talk about it every time.

I am confused and I'm disappointed. I refuse to believe this is normal. I mean, I guess it is and it always has been but I really wish things were different. Those of you who don't suck, thank you. I am so lucky to have found you. I wish everyone was like you. You are the reason I live. 

I do not weed. I cannot weed. I wish I could enjoy shit like y'all can. I can't have SHIT in this house!

Hey.! It's Kyle Victorious here. I said I was gonna put something in the description but I forgot what it was. Anyway, Happy Halloween!

I know everything.

Well, I'm not hypomanic anymore.

I hope not. Listen ladies I know that a lot of the time y'all just dress up and show out because you're feelin' yourselves and it doesn't have anything to do with anyone else. Trust me. I know, but my point still stands. I don't think EVERYTHING people do is about hittin' the skins, but a lot of it is. That's all I'm tryna say. I just wanted to put that here in case someone got a lil' salty. A lot of this is based on what a friend told me. She said that everything down to her walk was about catching the eyes of anyone she interacted with.

Dude... I'm just tryna figure it out. Don't mind me. Just let me talk it out. I'll be back at some point, I'm sure.

Let's hope everything turns out okay. I'll be horribly embarrassed otherwise.

so.... like........ You're gonna be on this journey with me. Here's where we're at. I don't... Thanks for hanging out with me. I'm gonna try to win this for us.

Dude I'm tired. I'm really not being that dramatic when I act like everything is just too much. It is. The simplest tasks are near impossible. You neurotypicals wouldn't last a day inside my head. Aye six times for the kids like me who got ADHD just to...

Okay now let's do a silly one!

We talk about being neuro, of course. You could say that we... reflect... on ourselves and our experiences.

We talk about slang. I try to figure out slang. I'm still hip! I'm still happenin'! We also talk about separating the art from the artist. We talk about artists and music in general because of course we do. 

I mean… we interview each other, ya know?

Look. We talk about music. That's the whole thing. We just nerd out about music. If that's your thing, you might like it.

Communication is key.  Next up, the flavor of humanity! 

I got to sit down with Squaaud again! Neuros! Wanna talk to all of you. 

Hey.

I... am at aa loss for words. This is my dream come true. My words resonated with someone. Somebody actually found my podcast. Like, nobody sent to this person in my podcast. They just found my podcast. Someone super far away from me just found my podcast and liked it. This is crazy! I never thought this would happen. he reached out to me like four years ago and I'm so glad that I finally get to meet him. This is so amazing. I wish I could articulate how amazing this is. I just can't believe it. I can't believe somebody who has no idea who I am found my podcast and liked it. my words matter. That's insane. I've never been told that my words matter. Not to hear his words! His words matter! I'm so sorry this is the stupidest description ever but I just never thought that something like this would happen. I am literally so lucky. I am so lucky. Anyway, we talk about liars! We talk a lot about liars. We talk a lot about human behavior. We talk a lot about things that I normally talk about on this podcast.

We talked in my house. Special thanks to Adam (from podcast, Adam Has a Beard) for being with us today.

I'm gonna be a DJ some day. 

Well, Dude I'm so disappointed. Y'all are fuckin' YOCKY. Not even yucky no more y'all yucky What the hell is wrong with you? If you wanna have a shit life, cool, but keep us out of it. We're the good ones. Leave us alone. This one hurts. This one hurts for real. Also, if you (one of the good ones) wanna come tell your story, you're more than welcome.

I don't really know what to say here in the description. Just listen. Just listen and then do something that makes you happy. Go easy on yourself. You deserve good things. Go get them. Enjoy them.

Today, the pod squad talks about the child who waxed 24 grown-ass women, the raggedy hoe at the Omah Lay concert, the Cinderella castle burning down, the Super Bowl half time show, parenting, smart glasses, FUCKIN' POINTLESS CREAMS LIKE SWEETENED CONDENSED MILK AND HALF AND HALF AND HEAVY WHIPPING CREAM AND SHIT, and some other shit that I can't remember bro we talk about a lot. If you didn't know about these things, now ya do.

This is literally just me being unlikable for 40 minutes. I would love to talk with the group about some of these things.

Listen. I don't understand how you guys think. I really don't. I don't get it. Cheating isn't okay. I don't care which role you plaid in the situation. You're shitty. Don't be shitty. Stop it. Someone explain to me why I'm wrong. Is this one of those unwritten social exceptions that I don't know about?  UGHK I sound like a total girl every time I talk about pop culture. 

Well, we talk about Gipsy Rose for a lil' bit and we talk a lot about rap.

I am not educated in... anything... and that is why I talk about... everything. I wanna hear all about the way you were raised and how you turned out. Let's figure out how to create a happier generation. :-)

Don't get the Puth. Dont get the Griffin either.  I'm bad at descriptions.  Also, the synth that Owl City used at the end of that song is THEE synth. Like that is the radiate synth. He used the same one at the end of that song to create the ringtone.

Isn't Pete Buttigieg, the mayor of Utah? 

I met these two through Jason, obviously. If you'd like to hear more of Adam, you can find him on his podcast, Adam Has A Beard. If you wanna hear more Jeffrey, you can hear him on the often-mentioned podcast, Public Access America. He also featured in Adam Has A Beard and other things, I'm sure. We all love you, Jason. Thank you for everything. Goodbye, friend. Rest in power. Motherfucker.

Ezrick and Daisy sat with me during this livestream and we just remembered our friend.

This is hard. This is really hard. Some would say that it's hard in the yard. XD Real talk though... This is... This is not easy for me.

It's been, what? A week? How did I forget how to set up a podcast? Anyway, we're all over the country and we're on the same bullshit. How sweet. Here are some of our famous ads. From Daisy (CA): https://youtu.be/5UDdbpi34Eg?si=7MEzshzfN9G7kHz- https://youtu.be/tYhSVzQUvKg?si=AjT7uAxIquExtbvi From Ezrick (RI): https://youtu.be/XS-UafOhmlw?si=__woD-2as9f9XkhD https://youtu.be/F94DBBJjzko?feature=shared From Madison (OH) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6koCAXFb63M From Kye (KY): https://youtu.be/AMGD_lcUU3s?si=NagB9yYc5mqyW0iO

This year was amazing. Maybe next tear will be amazing, too. Gosh, I really hope so.

They all sports. I don't sports. Also, Daisy sold drugs back in the day and I don't know what else I can really say about this one.

I don't know.

If you're still growing up and you don't have anyone to look up to…. Well you definitely shouldn't look up to me but lemme talk to ya for a lil' minute. Whatever you've got goin' on, man, I promise you're not as out there as you think you are.  Are ya neuro? Are ya queer? Specifically aro/ace? Ya brown? Are ya disabled?  Well guess what. That's crazy! What's that like? 

This is my first livestream!! I'm just feeling it out. Well, THIS is the audio version. Anyway here's the link to my YouTube channel if you'd rather watch a podcast for whatever reason.  https://www.youtube.com/@unsubscribe_kye

Wanna play a game?  Today, we talk about another technique that can be really effective when it comes to social self- preservation.  If you listen to this podcast, you're obviously at least a little like me. We need to be protected at all cost. Like, we rock, bro, and it's brutal out here! I've got your back. I've got you. I fully intend to feed the block. 

I'm just talking pop culture… poorly. This isn't an episode. This doesn't count. 

Bro. I am telling you right now that this episode did not want to be created. As soon as I pressed record, the universe said no. She said, "Oh, you wanna talk about things that give you the creeps, huh? Well good luck mixing this. It's not even recording right. It's having trouble uploading as well. Also, your wifi is out, so good luck posting it. Also also, I've just killed your phone. Your cell phone is dead. .Happy Halloween, Kye." I'm headstrong. That's just what it is. I hope it turns out okay anyway.

Y'all… we've been waiting for this moment for years. We love a full circle. 42:15 title track

If you're not new here, you know Ezrick. Well here's Austin, “the kick from the south” as he calls himself. This is their episode.! The guys are just tellin' their stories. Wanna hear about their trips to Utah?