Weed and Cliff

All the fun that is the fun...

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 4:57

Of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

The final Weed and Cliff Podcast for 2021

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 5:35

In all its glory! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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The official Weed and Cliff Podcaste

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 4:46

You don't want to see Weed in a boxing ring. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 6:27

It's for 12/20/21 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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There's a lot of fun in this podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2021 4:12

Including a real nice haircut. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

A podcast chocked-full of fun.

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2021 5:16

Chocked full. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

chocked

A collection of nonsense

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 5:43

Here's all the fun for today: --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

collection nonsense

Too far....

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 2:30

And here's some mental images that we'll all enjoy... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 3:50

You wonder where this stuff comes from? So do we... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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The Podcast for 11/22

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 4:03

All the fun that is the fun of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

I'm listening because I'm hoping it will all go horribly wrong

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 18:55

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. 15 meat puns in 22 seconds. 2. They bite their fingernails in Seattle. except for the plumbers. 1. A quick game of hostage situation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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Poop your pants and keep going

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 16:33

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. A foul-mouthed pupped. 2. The first-ever Morning Road Show Department of Just in Time for Breakfast award - the Brown Star. 1. A free cremation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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Boooooo

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 14:30

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Booo. 2. Booo. 1. Boooooo. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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A homemade submarine

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 10:53

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Generally derogatory terms are ok. 2. You can't really find defecation at a value like this anywhere else. 1. Generally derogatory terms are ok. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

generally homemade submarines

Drive through and grab some tainted candy.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 11:24

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Leprosy chimps. 2. Usually I'm peeeling clothes off by this time of the morning. 1. We know that Cliff can't handle his boo's --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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Losing a credit card in your speedo.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 11:50

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Florida State Troopers don't have balls. 2. Run your Reese's Cups through his kilt. 1. More wet on the inside means less wet on the outside - which leaves you moist. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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Brought to you by the letter D - for Dumb.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 9:43

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. You guys suck. 2. You Twit Face. 1. Save your BOO. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

boo letter d

Made me queasy right off the bat.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 6:11

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Getting a gravy shower is a rite of passage. 2. Brown recovery wipes. 1. Stop sending me pictures of your pants. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

right off

Flush with embarrassment.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 14:50

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Does this have anything to do with cornhole? 2. Would you go without toilet paper for an entire week? 1. I thought I had lost the ability to suck. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

embarrassment flush

We taste like filet mignon

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 11:26

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Honk all you want 2. You are getting very very gassy 1. I didn't know spiders had ears. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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You've got Ghent

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 9:37

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. How Fort Blunder came to be. 2. Either your hands have gotten bigger or your arms have gotten smaller. 1. Don't cross your legs while driving. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

ghent

We started off with a learning experience

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 10:39

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Poison Pasta. 2. Take the over/under on bread 1. At least he started out with clothes. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

started learning experience

Bring the proper tools to get the job done

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 10:57

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. An environmentally friendly hand grenade. 2. We're very good at blowing things up. 1. You did that already - and it bombed miserably. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

tools proper job done

Love Fest Season

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 11:30

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Spell much? 2. The single hair on the toe. 1. Really - isn't #2 bad enough? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

spell love fest

He looks like a dirty bar towel.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 14:15

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Bonus yardage for being beat up on the golf course. 2. You can't hardly grab that caulk and get it out. 1. Sorry, but I don't have time to use my thumbs. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

towels

Do you know a lot about pantyhose?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 11:35

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. It got me to thinking while I was stuffing it back there. 2. Angry balls. 1. Whistling with your butt. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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Let's do better than Phil McCracken

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 6:34

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Sweatpants that smell like smoked meat. 2. It's illegal to shoot someone - even if they tell you to. 1. The show that the tri-state's forgot. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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Memories to haunt you

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 11:24

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. The MENSA questions I can answer 2. Not one nut. 1. Let Weed and Cliff sync up your heart. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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What do you get at a cut-rate haunted house?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 10:00

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Wolfman sniffing your buttocks (that's actually what you get). 2. Wouldn't we all like a little French now and then? 1. I don't think you can handle the woodfrog. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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I bet your face is really disgusted with you.

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 11:40

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Opening up a potato chip bag is not an athletic endeavor. 2. Turds don't roll uphill. 1. Do you know how many cows would have to die to make that man a pair of chaps? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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Who's the Big Liar now?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 10:50

This special edition of the Official Morning Road Show Podcast may set a record for bus tire tracks on Cliff's back. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

cliff liar

How to relax and watch your lawn grow.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 4:59

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Weed launches a self-help empire! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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He just kept saying Weed over and over.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 14:03

It's a Two-fer Tuesday! Two podcasts in one day! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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A therapy rooster

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 17:35

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Nut cousins. 2. No elephant work at night. 1. A code brown. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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Big and soft in all the right places.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 8:57

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Do as I say not as I do. 2. It looked like a taco. 1. Teaching your cow to talk. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

teaching soft right places

I can't remember what goes here

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 16:55

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: Stuff - you should listen. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

A tribute to a listener and friend

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 13:01

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: The best CD we ever made. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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A Podcast Smashup

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 9:23

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. The Black Fly. 2. The Janitor's Key. 1. A motorcycle in the hallway. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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Manning the hose.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 7:47

Included on this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: A tale of two callers. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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This always happens when these guys come around

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 3:35

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: It's a special edition about butt bugs. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

come around

A tingly sensation

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 17:47

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Benedict Cumberbatch on a frigate. 2. He avoided dehydration by – drinking his own urine. 1. What guy is going to watch that? (A robot pole dancer, that is.) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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You can't arrest me for anything

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 17:02

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Armadillo by Morning. 2. My neighbors don't like seeing me in a wet t-shirt. 1. Sometimes you yank on that thing for a long time and nothing happens. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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What's the worst thing that could happen?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 18:57

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. They like working with the teeth of loved ones. 2. “I'm paying for this, with my poop.” 1. They can't find a pickle big enough. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

worst things

The taste of bitter defeat at Wrigley Field

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 12:40

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. The burned at the stake rules. 2. Checking their oil. 1. The most tense 'Leggo my Eggo' standoff ever. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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An ashamed sort of way.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 14:57

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. Wrapped from chin to toe in Saran Wrap. 2. A full blown poop. 1. Mister Pee. (You never want to be #1, or have #2, while you're #3) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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Keep my button pushed down

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 15:48

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. When it comes swallowing the meat that guy's clutch. 2. That's apparently is a misdemeanor in the state of Texas. 1. The act of eating for pleasure. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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Are you prepared to pay the price for failure?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 19:43

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. I will go full Joe Namath. 2. Do you think you can talk to the devil? 1. Removing your transmitter. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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Why haven't I been arrested?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 12:22

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. A salsa museum. 2. A coupon for a free liver. 1. I was hoping you'd play along with me. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

arrested

Definitely a roller coaster

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 13:46

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. You rarely, if ever - touch money. 2. Have you ever seen Bigfoot shaving himself? 1. A small medium at large. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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What you find at Weed's house

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 19:06

On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast: 3. You basically had to set yourself on fire. 2. Take a look in this hole. 1. A little endangered. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

You can't overrule the brain.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 15:47

Here's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for 6/24: --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/weed-and-cliff-dot-com/support

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