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This week we are simply in awe at our abilities to get into a room and talk about how terrible Serena is at her now job. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com or do us a lovely tweet: @gossipgirlpod.

This episode features maybe one of the stupidest schemes we've ever seen! And it's not even Nate doing it! Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com or do us a lovely tweet: @gossipgirlpod.

This week Cece has a possibly offensive wake and our favourite shit-stirrer Georgina is just being a menace. Lovely. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

This is the 16th episode of season 5 and we are having an absolute blast being back together. I promise we'll stop going on about that now. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

This is the 15TH episode of season 5 - Crazy Cupid Love. Unlike last we're back in 2023 so the Queen is dead again. Sorry Liz! Enjoy the episode. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

Look, things got a bit WILD and we took a little break but we are BACK and recording regularly because we want to finish this journey. We actually recorded this episode bloody ages ago so apologies if there's any references that don't make sense anymore, like the queen was still alive back then. We'll be back in 2023 next week. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

OK. The wedding is upon us but it can't go ahead...can it?? Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

Blair's wedding is looming but it's all still quite confusing. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

This week we get the aftermath of the crash and we are NOT happy about it. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

Things get ramped up a notch this week and we’re so excited, we start being quite dirty. Sorry. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

This week it’s a big old Rhodes jamboree with parties and revelations and mystery illnesses. Lovely. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

With all the noise and nonsense of this week's episode, not enough people are paying attention to Nate's amazing promotion. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

This week Dan manages to be unsuccessful which pleases us but also so annoying with it at the same time. Nice one, Dan. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

This week, we’ve got launch parties THIS and paternity tests THAT. It’s all going on. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

This week Chuck goes to therapy but obviously manages to Chuck that up pretty sharpish. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

This week this Dan book thing is really getting out of hand. Do you know what book ISN’T getting out of hand though? Kate’s book. That she’s written about Amy Winehouse. It’s called Amy Winehouse by Kate Solomon and you should go buy it right now. Thank You. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

This week we’re chatting about how annoying checking in phones is and make sure you stick around for the mucky fanfic chat right at the end. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

This week we’re moving states and getting beat up in alleys. We're still not really into this Zoom malarkey but fear not! We can soon get together in real life. Won't that be nice. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

We're back! With a new season of the podcast, a new season of the show AND we're never going away again. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

This week we bring season 4 to a close in (almost) explosive fashion. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod. We're taking a short break to start work on Season 4 but we'll be back on March 3rd. This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who will spending his summer looking out the window and hoping for rain.

This is the penultimate episode of Season 4 where things really ramp up a notch and END ON A CLIFFHANGER. Now we’re talking. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod. This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who loves the film Cliffhanger but doesn't care for the TV.

This week we find out Blair is engaged apparently to someone she's met like 3 times. Absolutely normal behaviour there. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod. This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who has been engaged to 19 princes and divorced every single one.

This week there's a prince is in town, Blair loses her mind, Raina’s still knocking about and guess what - Serena acts like a prick. Business as usual! Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod. This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who says Raina's Mother works in the Wetherspoons on Glasgow High Street.

This week a big photoshoot is happening despite Lily almost definitely going to prison. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod. This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who reckons prison would be a walk in the park after some of the shit he's seen on the outside.

This week the thing we’ve all (see: Gav's)been waiting for finally happens and we (see: Gav) could not be happier. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod. This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who's gutted he might not end up with Blair and get the celebrity relationship name 'Kair'.

This week there's full on scheme jamboree. A schemboree if you will. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod. This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who would like everyone to read HIS blog, Everything's Kami'ing Up Roses.

This week there’s a whole load of Valentine’s Day based shenanigans going on. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod.

This week Panic Rufus surprises his son by moving an ex-con into his house. More brilliant parenting from Rufus there. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who has his own panic room which he carved into the wall of his house - "it's more like a panic nest, if I'm honest" - he told us.

This week we are very sad that Damian continues to be a thing and we discover who Ben has been reminding us of. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who's never see Donnie Darko because he's scared of bunnies.

Lily and Serena and Chuck are stuck in a neverending holding pattern of nonsense and Blair and Dan are, like, friends now? And we're just supposed to be okay with that?? Plus: if you've ever wanted to see Nate's dad play Wii tennis in his pants, you're in luck. Our podcast is edited by the lovely Kami, who we have never witnessed playing Wii tennis in his pants (but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen).

It's Flashbacks Galore as we finally find out the deal with Ben, therefore saving Annie from exiting the podcast forever. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who may or may not be a townie himself.

This week Serena is in the hospital but is acting no less annoying. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who thought Gaslit was a club that he'd definitely been to.

Annie is on holiday so we bring to you a slight change in our regular programming as Gav continues his read through of the Gossip Girl book this week accompanied by Kate. If you missed them check out the other chapters here: https://soundcloud.com/gossipgirlpod/special-episode-gossip-girl-book-chapter-1 https://soundcloud.com/gossipgirlpod/special-episode-gossip-girl-book-chapter-2-3

Annie is on holiday so we bring to you a slight change in our regular programming as Gav continues his read through of the Gossip Girl book because there's no stopping this Gossip Girl content train. If you missed it check out the first chapter here: https://soundcloud.com/gossipgirlpod/special-episode-gossip-girl-book-chapter-1

This week there’s some serious scheming going on and not even by Blair! Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod

This week all that that nonsense about Serena and the professor with the weird lips comes to a close and SOMEONE is back. Jenny. It’s Jenny. Again. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who has "normal sized lips, who's asking?!"

Blair turns 20, Dan comes up with another shit scheme & Kate's fav Robyn makes an appearance. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who is a stone cold champ.

Jenny is back on the scene and things kick off...where? At the social event of the season. Of course. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who is a stone cold champ.

Everyone's getting STD tested finally, but it's not great news for Serena. Another week, another 'poor Vanessa' moment and we're in for round 4592 of Chuck v. Blair - ding ding. Send us a lovely email: gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who is a stone cold champ.

This week poor old Eva gets a rough ride - but not as rough as Vanessa. Kate and Annie also explain to Gav what a f**kboi is. Tell us your own f**kboi stories (anonymity guaranteed if you'd like): gossipgirlpod@gmail.com and we're also on Twitter: @gossipgirlpod. This week's episode was edited by Kami Toman who used to be Glasgow's sexiest f**kboi but he got his act together and now edits podcasts about Gossip Girl.

This week's we stumble upon a secret society where the people wear a key to their clubhouse around their necks...so NOT secret at all then? Get in touch with us on twitter @gossipgirlpod and you can email us gossipgirlpod@gmail.com.

In this week's episode pretty much all of the cast are either in Paris or offering to look after strange babies. Get in touch with us on twitter @gossipgirlpod and you can email us gossipgirlpod@gmail.com. This week’s podcast was edited by Kami Toman who spends his summers in Carmunnock - "the Paris of Scotland".

The first episode of season 4 opens with Blair and Serena in Paris, Dan’s looking after a baby and Chuck with a whole new life. Pretty much your standard season opener then... Get in touch with us on twitter @gossipgirlpod and you can email us gossipgirlpod@gmail.com. This week’s podcast was edited by Kami Toman who has two babies - none of which Georgina is the mother of (he thinks).

This is the Season 3 finale which ends up being one of our favourite finales ever. I know we've only had 3 but it feels like so much more... Come to our Gossip Girl Quiz! April 30th at @SebrightArms in London. Advance tickets here: https://link.dice.fm/9YBHHTe9OV or pay on the night. Get in touch with us on twitter @gossipgirlpod and you can email us gossipgirlpod@gmail.com.

This week Will continues to act like an utter bell end and makes everyone else hate Rufus almost as much as we used to (we kinda like him now, let’s be honest) Come to our Gossip Girl Quiz! April 30th at @SebrightArms in London. Advance tickets here: https://link.dice.fm/9YBHHTe9OV or pay on the night. Get in touch with us on twitter @gossipgirlpod and you can email us gossipgirlpod@gmail.com. This week’s podcast was edited by Kami Toman who is in the middle of moving house up to the Upper East Side...of Glasgow.

This week our hatred for Dan goes from bad to worse and Annie reveals an amazing piece of Annie Oh history. Come to our Gossip Girl Quiz! April 30th at the Sebright Arms in London. Details here: http://bit.ly/GGPodQuiz Get in touch with us on twitter @gossipgirlpod and you can email us gossipgirlpod@gmail.com. This week’s podcast was edited by Kami Toman who had his heart broken by a mine once - he doesn't like to talk about it though (sorry).

This we finally get to meet Serena’s Dad - although Netflix had already spoiled his reveal for us. Cheers Netflix. Get in touch with us on twitter @gossipgirlpod and you can email us gossipgirlpod@gmail.com. This week’s podcast was edited by Kami Toman who thinks Stephen Baldwin is the best Baldwin brother: "His hair looks like hay" Kami said.

This week we’re dealing with the aftermath of Chuck’s indecent proposal and Gav thinks he's spotted a new relationship brewing... Get in touch with us on twitter @gossipgirlpod and you can email us gossipgirlpod@gmail.com. This week’s podcast was edited by Kami Toman who doesn't agree with Gav's love prediction but is still a fan of the concept of love and all the forms it takes - without exception.

One of the worst things to ever happen in Gossip Girl happens this week and we are still not over it. Get in touch with us on twitter @gossipgirlpod and you can email us gossipgirlpod@gmail.com. This week’s podcast was edited by Kami Toman who also cannot believe what Chuck did.

This week's title sounds really clever after you’ve seen the episode but when you think of it doesn’t really make any sense. Get in touch with us on twitter @gossipgirlpod and you can email us gossipgirlpod@gmail.com. This week’s podcast was edited by Kami Toman who thinks Star Wars is real.

This week Jack is back and has cooked up a mad scheme while everyone seems to care more about Jenny’s virginity than Jenny does. Get in touch with us on twitter @gossipgirlpod and you can email us gossipgirlpod@gmail.com. This week’s podcast was edited by Kami Toman who was the last man in Scotland to lose his virginity. Awwww, bless him.