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For St Patrick's Day this year we've got a hot WORLD EXCLUSIVE for the Irish Cinematic Universe. That's right, the Dwegons are back and hotter than ever Notes: Leprechauns & Dwegons, Attack on Bean, Podcasting Dwegon, Dirty Soda, Mexican Treats, My Dad is a Rock Star, Crazy Puffs, When My Ex-Wife Becomes the Goblin Queen, Rock and Roll Wario, Pineapple Culture War, Beer Sucks, Did Jodorowsky make the Beatles eat doo doo?, Goku's dick and balls, Hotep/Harley Queen Mori, Japanese tterroristt, Mike Hate, King Bean, The Giver Job on the CommuneThe Mori image that jumpscared Alanhttps://twitter.com/MASSGRAVE_ART/status/1769507901310419231
DRAGONS IN THE CLOUDS by David Blair Dragons in the Clouds is an epic adventure that takes place during a time period when Dragons were alive and freely roamed the land. The people during this time were getting eaten by a vicious species of Dragons. The ruling King finally orders the total annihilation of all living dragons. A powerful wizard, named Merlinius, who is a friend to the king, does not agree with the King's order, for Merlinius knows all Dragons are not what they seem. So he does what he must to protect a family of Dragons that he had befriended. And to protect his Dragon friends, Merlinius performs the spell of weightlessness and tells the Dragons to fly up and to hide in the cover of the Clouds. He then gives the Dragons strict instruction to live within the clouds and to only come down at night to eat. An apprentice to the wizard who has grandeur of his own has a plan for Dragons that he has hidden deep within a mountain cavern. Now enters a young boy, who had also befriended a dragon, though a very young one, suddenly find themselves caught between the Kings order and a battle that has begun between two species of Dragons. A battle that would determine control of the skies above the Kingdom of Albian. This Apprentice's plan has consequences that may bring the Kingdom and perhaps the very world we live in today to an devastating end. Rod Sterling is a big influence on my writing. His television show “The Twilight Zone” captured my imagination. Also, Charles Dicken’s A Christmas Carol, to this day, has a place in my heart. And Dean Koontz’s books are fabulous. Gotta love them. I have also worked on a CGI film named "Dwegons and Leprechauns. A feature length film that went straight to video. One of the best experiences of my life. https://www.amazon.com/-/es/David-Blair-ebook/dp/B08QDTXXWK/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&ie=UTF8&keywords=%E2%80%9CDragons%20In%20The%20Clouds%E2%80%9D%20by%20David%20Blair&language=en_US&qid=1612820238&s=digital-text&sr=1-1 www.AuthorReputationPress.com https://dragonsintheclouds.com/ http://www.bluefunkbroadcasting.com/root/twia/davblairarp.mp3
Notes: Gamer Christmas, Bloodborne Meyers-Briggs, Hell_Homer Sex Tour, Film Crit Thanos update, bed lighting, Vince McElroy, Nosey Freehorns, Alan gets guillotined, Dead Bart, Okuusan’s Last Resort, Mr Bubble Shapiro, Gamestop cereal, garagekit funkos, magician wrestler kisses, Svetlana the Mutant Husky, pussyeating games Check out Scott at Video Game Choo Choo https://videogamechoochoo.com/ and Wrestling on Air https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wrestling-on-air/id1070843990 Here’s the Dead Bart video Alan is obsessed with https://twitter.com/ihavemp4/status/1135421895707365376 The scary It clown saying “kiss me fatboy” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKI5tdmA2tk The awful Cuphead rap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgtl5A7Wtd0
This week we’re all about those Hollywood days and Hollywood nights. We’ve got our pal RJ Palmer (@arvalis) on to talk about his work on Detective Pikachu and how mad the movie version of Sonic makes all of us. Notes: Russ’s Rash, IKEAlbert’s new gig, Rocco Bocce, Do the Right Thing but Pokemon, getting an Odo, cyclops dicks, doing a Family Guy, Logan Paul Noid, iBandersnatch, At the Meat Mountains of Madness, two pizza rule, cloacal kiss, exposure
You've all been asking for it, so we finally did it. We recorded a live commentary of the hit film Dwegons & Leprechauns with our good friends Ravi (@goomvi) and Erika (@rikisenapai) at their house.
Alan flew across the country to record an episode in a Portland sewer with Russ and his best friend Waste. And hoo boy, are you in for a treat. Warning: the audio is a bit rougher than usual since we recorded this at Russ’s kitchen table and not our usual setups. A few table knocks here and there. Notes: Waste and the Grimace guts, Beasthood, rat kings, escape rooms, Nosey Threehorns’s organ trafficking, Andrew Diced Clay and Andrew Dice Gay, whopperito, the return of Lil Shrimp, Alan’s Zooted Zoombini Adventure, FGC Timmy Turner, Russ’s Captain Caveman dreams, Rose the Cat, The Memer, improv misconceptions, Pagliacci productions, gravity training for jerking off
Gobble gobble, we’re in a Thankful mood this episode. Thankful for pizza, thankful for Sonic, and thankful for the return of one of our most popular characters. Notes: vaping Flintstones, The King of IKEA, sudowoodo friends, a message from a close personal friend, Alan’s Entourage delusion, Ultima Lucha 4, Superwholock Dwegons, monofilament pizza, eating bidoof, the sex shop pizza dog, breakfast pizza, borrower crush studies, Bessilisk, Dexter Marapore, dry cleaning bear jamboree, Sins of the Goofy
Only Hogcast would make an episode where one of the hosts becomes a vampire after Halloween. What will these wacky quillheads come up with next? Notes: Russ’s isekai flatlining, das vampyr, Waste’s Wonderswan, Alt-Right Beast, White Rabbit’s awful finishing move, Stan Proud, Supreme sticker pizza, Pizza to the Polls, eggwich, uhhh wifey, Blade the Cat, Hokage Trump and Barronto, Bobby’s World, Ralph Bakshi’s racist movies, Pipsy the mouse, this Pit eatin beans
We finally killed that bastard Fused Chuckie. Notes: Mr. Meaty guts, sword gender dichotomy, Curvy Lamp: Rebellion, Marty gets a gf, The Dwegon Minute, Undertale: Rise of the Lycans, Yung Lang, Flintstones Hell, Stations of the Pop, pizza scoops from Fat Man, Blade Eastwood, Scooter the Hedgehog’s film debut, VGCats porn Correction: aardvark means “earth pig” not “earth wolf” in Afrikaans
We close out Smalltember with one of our "favorite" genres: the ill-conceived, micro-budgeted computer animated film. And Dwegons and Leprechauns is a horrific, fever dream of a doozy. Meanwhile, Dan remains the master of the unintended double entendre, Stuart ponders what "dweg" means, and Elliott insists we kill a Muppet. No Wikipedia page for Dwegons and Leprechauns, as if someone is working to WIPE ALL EVIDENCE OF THIS MOVIE FROM EXISTENCE. (God bless them.) Movies recommended in this episode BlackkKlansman Mandy Tampopo LIVE SHOWS: The Flop House in Richmond, IN on 11/3 The Flop House in Madison, WI on 1/26