Thoughts and comments on current events in an insightful and humorous delivery to challenge the status quo of societal norms.
Vegas baby, shooting pilots (legally), boys are dumb, women aren't funny, masks are weird, and I'm an idiot.
Live from Las Vegas! Ironman 70.3 St. George, $2.99 bottles of “wooter”, garbage humans fly too, $40,000 blackjack, making new friends, and staying humble.
Triangle Comedy Network Facebook Ban Hammer
Live from Tampa!! Broken wrist? Pissing off Facebook admins, meeting new people, and avoiding the plague.
Walking on the road, pursuing intelligence, making a studio, racking weights, Gambler’s Fallacy, who wants shots?, and filling time.
House remodeling, Credit Card hacker, Vegas body, a “doctor’s note”, and the BIG thing about that guy...
New house, masks for douche bars, humans are the worst, and ranting rants.
I rant about things and you suck at communicating.
I ramble about things and people and stuff.
A license to drive, turning 40 in Vegas (cont.), human behaviors, moving on up, and making music QuiQly.
Life is good, bitches are batshit, Vegas Birthday, Vegas tattoo, GNC babe, and a bunch of other stuff I can’t remember.
Tinder swiping, QuiQ Music, Open Mic Adventures, DUIs, the COVID Emergency Response team, and house bidding.
Hosting trivia, doing stand-up, cleaning house, swipes, stupid real estate agents, Kentucky babe, Vanilla Babe, DUI charges, GNC babe, loud talkers, over talkers.
IG battle with a questionable opponent.
Kids at the gym, homophobic Uber driver, babes and their shit days, Chapelle SNL monologue, what to do when a guy is yelling at a little girl in a bar, losing at 8Ball like a pro, getting the silence treatment, calling bluffs, QuiQMix turns 100, and Vegas is booked.
Flipping @amymay (a fun ending), avoiding Clinton babe, jostling for vanilla babe, bar trivia with an uninvited guest, visiting the dentist, iMessage reply upgrade, making a JV basketball team warm up mix, last episode of the office.
How to properly trigger a psycho babe (40 minutes), woodys babe 5 (4 minutes), how to properly calm a drunk babe (16 minutes)
Patient scammers, “Ain’t no reason to steal” tough guy, DJing a teenager’s Halloween party, woody’s babe 4, “I thought I texted back”, 5 way “relationships”, and the difficulty associated with being heartbreakingly honest
Woody’s Babe Part 2, idiot bar pissing contests, problem patients, dumb babe rules, Florida trip, and Instagram battles.
Woody’s babe (85% of the content), buying a drone, visiting Utah, Trump got a Corona with lime, and 3 minutes of filler to make up the hour.
Pelosi blow out, raccoon killing tough guys, chicks picking on kids, self-entitled old people, bluffing babes, Congolese Uber driver, pool hall bouncer, crowded bars drinking corona, parking intelligence, old babes never change, bring back masculinity, Trump/Biden/Rogan, and who plays the lottery....
Orlando babe, old guy picking up 4 year old girls, ice cold Ubers, making music, phat ass vs. fat ass, and living the dream.....
SpaceX Splashdown, “tie dye” babe, “That’s what she said” babe, “See ya Wednesday” babe, “Get off your phone” babe, Undercover Boss, making music, fighting a DUI, and My freedom >>> Your mask.
Being 18 in 2020, the social media conundrum, making live music mixes for no audience, Jordan vs. LeBron, sports athletes being heroes, pursuing tears of joy, and finally getting recognized for having “style”.
Old lady lap swimmers, getting stood up, hitting on bartenders, getting old man cock blocked, and just overall ranting
WE GOT BLOCKED BY HEATHER MCDONALD!!! The science of comedy, the problem with humans, unfiltered ranting.
Old lady pool advances, getting dropped hard, 4 inch spike collars, exorcist head turn conversations, Chris D’elia, 1 star Apple Podcast rating, sexists are funny, 39 and single, haunting, and making an IG voiceover
Explaining Chris D’Elia (part 2), weird old guys at the pool, backpedaling babes, Nassar Documentary, weird old guys that can’t control the volume of their voice, and staged viral videos.
Chris D’elia, Heather McDonald (who?), cancel culture, Getting stood up in Austin, fake reality TV, flight attendant hookups, extra extra babes, barking terriers, Uber with no cup holders, Joe Rogan, face masks, CHAZ, and unconscious hypocrisy.
Space Shuttle, leaves in the pool, Karen, birthday celebration, world’s worst dog dad, disgruntled teenagers, “That Guy” crashes the birthday party, repaying my buddy with $1000 in coins, tele-doc patient, getting up early, Covid-19 vs. BLM (Spoiler alert, BLM wins)
Covid (duh), flirting with the Walgreens checkout gramma, God fearing Uber Driver, Unmasked face fearing Uber driver, a couple’s mutual friend’s post breakup loyalty, and the riots.............duh
Instagram beef, coronavirus drama, mask-wearing Uber drivers, Cry baby Cardi B, making music, mother's day gift, Orlando Hooter's, rejecting a babe, cutting the TSA line, $100M Rogan, send babes small animal videos
The perfect breakfast bagel, deleting social media, being called “stupid” by a sheep, sucking at spades, I’m The Godfather, letting out a good cry, old lady Quasimodo, buying a house during corona time.
Pandemic traveling, pandemic tattooing, pro-quarantiners, people who ghost and the monsters they are, living at home, life is good.
Almost all things Corona, people are garbage, hopes and dreams, and a few tinder swipes.
The Roma, making music, Dirty Money on Netflix, chasing dreams, and making excuses.
CoronaVirus.Gov, Tinder swipes, talking politics at the bar, cancelling sporting events and public gatherings, US Soccer Federation President speaks the truth and gets fired, and the social media of a basic bitch.
Tinder swipes, non-pubic pubic hair, Sebastian Maniscalco, Seinfeld parallelogram, back in the office, Schwartz-Jampel Syndrome, old man gym humming, Coach...you’re not that important.
Why "men" flake, old people in the gym, leap frogging high schoolers, Badass pot smokers, Ricky Gervais' The After Life, Zac Brown Concert, A guy with two fake legs, and someone who likes "Anything but country music"
Why do girls cancel plans?, fight night, lack of self-awareness, people are simply garbage, "not" meaning to interrupt, coronavirus vs. flu, and tinder swiping.
Coming to you from VEGAS!! Living in Vegas, early morning casino life, $10,000 high roller, sports betting, buying drinks for babes, surgical mask shortage, DJing a lesbian wedding, SOTU, unfollowed on Snapchat, psychic telephone hotline, Beatles Cirque LOVE show, flash photographer debacle, new tattoo, and manspreading.
Kobe, ghosting, police brutality, religious hypocrisy, Mormon Church scandal, Uber windows down on the highway, stop being a bitch boy.....and so much more.
Australian Open, Serena Williams, bad dog dad, Chris the handyman, Tinder swiping...things are good.
Women’s sports, Bitch Boy Syndrome, Kevin Hart, Church Shooter, Cheating, Screaming in a relationship, 12 year olds texting.
Imposter syndrome, unsolicited advice, Sugar Hill Game “Apache” Diabetes Commercial, stealing a bar seat, America’s Got Talent Judge Fired, guys shopping on Christmas Eve, USA soccer, Greta Thunberg, and being as savage as they come
Beat your kids, weddings, bars, Air Force bases, ego, narcissism, and stupidity.
Joey Buttafuoco, Amy Fisher, local news, pick pockets, Jason Bourne, stand up vlogging, Washington machine power buttons, Epstein didn’t kill him self, and hardware store aromas.