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Season 5 baby!!! 199 movies. This one is about a young cyberfootball player who's drawn into a war he doesn't quite understand but some skirt.. Enjoy!

60 movies, a lot of crap, but a few gems this season.

60 movies this season and these are the worst... And they are bad... Enjoy

A mysterious white goo bubbles up from the earth, gets instantly marketed as America's newest dessert sensation, and proceeds to turn half the country into mindless snack zombies. Featuring: industrial-espionage plotting with zero friction, a kid who exists solely to be trafficked across state lines, a rogue colonel and his boy-scout army hiding in the tall grass, and the eternal mystery of why the stuff sometimes melts people, sometimes hides in pillows, and sometimes just sits there looking sticky.Chase liked it. The rest of us did not. Enough is never enough… of our complaints.

Lisa Kudrow inherits a hip-hop label, decides to reform a gangsta rapper who isn't particularly gangsta, and somehow this costs $20 million. We break down the resulting 80-minute collection of sketches that desperately wants to be satire but mostly just sits there making mild jokes about purses, “power in my pants,” and putting it in the butt.Featuring: a Roman candle exploding out of Damon Wayans' crotch, three sycophant friends, a dad who casually wishes his daughter had been a son, zero actual conflict, and the single least authentic gangsta rap catalog ever committed to film. Ashton picked it and stands by the laughs. Justin nearly put it in his top ten hates for the season. Chris Rock once said he'd have preferred an envelope of anthrax to the script. We understand the impulse.

The Indie smash hit that took the world by storm... I don't get it. Its fine..

Nothing makes sense in a world gone wild...

Anything goes August is upon us and that includes Gay Cowboys rustling up love with each other instead of sheep. Its fine. A little lengthy for forbidden cowboy love but whatever.. Enjoy!

T-O-Y July is now over.. Finally.. At least Toy Stories are decent movies.. This is the best one. And now we're done but not without spending a little more time on Randy Newman...

Only one more left after this in T-O-Y July... Thank god.. Its Toy story so see previous episodes.. Its all the same except I think there is more shit talk in this one. Enjoy!

The theme is toys so all toys storys and a bonus of Small Soldiers. Not as good as you remember. Requires a lot of forgiveness from the audience but still has some moments.

3rd in the the chapter for T-O-Y July or Toy-lye or whatever. Its toys.. This one gets a little real. Enjoy!

T-O-Y July rolls on... We given up on being clever. We're doing all the Toy Stories in backwards order because science. This one is on the same plane as TS5. Not bad at all but probably not the strongest. At least we get Duke Caboom... Enjoy!

July is all about toys for some reason... We're going to watch all the Toy Story Movies in reverse order because subversion? 5 was not bad but we'll see what the worst one is in July. Finally the question will be answered. Who cares. Enjoy!

Because grey is a color. This is it. No more color rush movies..

Color rush month gives us this.... The Pink Panther... I don't get it.

Color Rush month continues with a Wes Craven joint. Wes Craven movies suck... There.. no more ifs or buts or giving him time or second chances.. His movies are terrible. God help this movie if Cillian wasn't in it.. Whatever. It has a color in the title so we watched it. Enjoy!

Ashton just had to watch White Noise for her birthday... Well happy birthday. Sorry your movie is so lame.. Justin sticks to what he knows.. you'll see. Great conversation - terrible movie.

Baby face Daniel Stern and the guy from Jaws star in this exciting, fast paced, on the edge of your seat helicopter thriller! All but Chase hated it. Enjoy!

June is Color Rush month. Its colors in the movie title because why not. Red Sonja on account of her red hair. This is like Flash Gordon level. Its so bad but kind of good. Fuckin Arnold was in this.. Go figure. Just proves if you follow legal immigration and start at the bottom, your dreams of having an illegitimate child with your maid can come true. Enjoy!

Finally... Midget May is over and we go out with a small bang. Some redemption for the little folk. An actual movie with midgets playing real characters and not just mischievous little monsters. However, a normal steals the show. Life's not fair. Enjoy!

Midget May lives on! No more bonus episodes this month.. we think. This week we watched Time Bandits and some of us wish we could bandit our time back from this movie...

Because Justin haaaaad to see it....

Just for Justin's Bday. The Justinless cast hates the last movie Justin saw with his dad and celebrate him in the same breath.

May the Midget be with you month continues on with this thing. What is this movie? Gary Oldman as a rebel dwarf with a heart of gold. Matthew McConaughey as a man raised by dwarves now on the edge of sanity. I guess this is one for the midgets but is it? Enjoy

Its Midget May! Because even the halfsies deserve the spotlight. We start off with a blatant exploitation of those horny little guys. 150 midgets and all we got were some caricatures of lustfilled little demons. Shame Chevy Chase... Couple of small moments that were funny.. Enjoy!

Happy Star Wars Day! To honor it, we bash this movie. May the 4th be with you.

It's the end of Catherine O'Hara remembrance month. We had to squeeze this one in for Chase and it wasn't as terrible as Ashton thought!

Its still Catherine O'Hara month and this movie actually has Catherine in it for more than 5 minutes. Its a mockumentary. If you don't like those or don't know what it is, don't not watch it. Its a weird one and kind of hard to follow since they make it up as they go. Kind of like this podcast and Chaseface's life. Enjoy!

This is weak one for Catherine O'Hara month.. She's in it less than Nick Cannon.... Which is some bullshit. Its really just because Justin loves cartoons. He's a cartoon guy. Whatever. just listen

It's Catherine O'Hara month and Ashton's pick was the Amazing Pig Girl. God help this movie... Christina Ricci has a pig nose and needs to get married, but really she just needs to love herself. There... We saved you an hour and 44 minutes of boring elitist pig propaganda. Enjoy!

Its April O'Hara month! We started off pretty strong for once. Enjoy!

"The One with the Screamer"

Thank god this month is over... The final movie starting a Friends cast member and its Ed.... A story about Matt LeBlanc, a monkey, and backdoor wheeling and dealing by an elite single A baseball team owner's son. Do with that info as you will.

Its Friday the 13th so we watched Friday the 13th. again. They are all terrible movies. This one is misleading. Also, we answer a lot of questions that the movie leaves you with.

We continue with this month's theme of Friends cast in a starring movie role... We've run out of ideas.. Leprechaun sucks. Jennifer Anniston is ok in this. Its like Rachel's origin story. Don't expect much. Enjoy!

Friends cast member in a movie month!!!!!!!! First up, this shit with Matthew Perry and Chris Farley. It sucks, but we watched it. Enjoy.

Ending Webruary with a banger. Doing loves instead of hates just feels wrong, but this one was a little easier. Actually not bad even though it has a multiverse in it and some odd other-dimensional spider-people. Enjoy

Webruary continues with the world wide variety. Sandy B saves the world with a Tough Book. They tried to warn us in the mid 90s that the internet will kill you. We didn't listen... Enjoy!

Friday the 13th BONUS! Let me just give a brief synopsis. Jason, the supernatural machete wielding psycho killer, is cryogenically frozen for 450 years. He's, then, taken to space on a trek to Earth 2 where he is thawed and kills people. That's it.

Webruary continues with spider webs... Real spiders, Real on-location footage, and Real John Goodman. Thank god for Dan. There is an odd amount of ball-cupping too. I'm not sure what a good amount would be.. Some ball-cupping but this seemed extreme. It made Justin uncomfortable. He's never had his balls cupped. Maybe jealously... Enjoy!

Webruary. Its like February but with webs either spider or world wide . This one is the latter. Also, because its February, we're doing 10 things we LOVE. Its a gimmick. Honestly, it makes the podcast worse... Enjoy!

Song Title Movie Month is finally over and we end with what you think is a classic.. but its not. Killing Kevin is the only thing that saved this movie. Also, more weirdos in this than you remember. Enjoy!

Chase did a racism... Enjoy!

No Nick. No Ashton. No more semen jokes...finally! Sit down and enjoy a more mature discussion centered around four prepubescent boys stripping down to their tighty whities and holding one another as they take turns crying. The 50's were a different time but they still hated gays and fats. So chow down wide load and enjoy...FATASS!

In this episode Justin gets a mysterious phone call.... Is it a prank call? Is it his ex wife calling to reconcile? Is it his father calling to repair their fractured relationship? Or is it a kidnapper calling for ransom money????? Listen and find out!

JAMSuary. We're doing song title/movie title. Don't overthink it. We're running out of ideas... We start with a 90's classic. However, I'm not sure why it's a classic. I don't get it and now here are the things we hate about it. Happy New Year!

A JTT joint. This movie is an allegory for Chase's life. Doesn't matter how you do it as long as you get there in the end. For instance, you can lie about a young boy's liver transplant, abandon the pizza industry, have an ulterior motive to receive a classic car, or emotionally detach from your brother-in-common-law. It all doesn't matter as long as you arrive at home just slightly late. Merry Christmas Everybody!

My Secret Santa really encapsulates the spirit of Christmas and we discuss that here. This movie brought us so much joy and we take that energy straight from the tv screen right onto the podcast waves. Enjoy our bonus episode and Merry Christmas!

It's the third movie in Christmas in a title month and this week we watched Chaseface's favorite classic Christmas movie, The Grinch! Did the rest of us like it? Listen and see....

A Believer, an agnostic, and an Atheist walk into a bar... I don't remember the rest but the Atheist was memed to death and is in hell. Merry Christmas!