Definitely not about baseball
It's been a minute, we know. We were getting a promotion and moved up to the 3rd floor
Walmart last minute love card Day and Sports Plate out of the way, you can focus on the most important holiday: ANY EPISODE WITH STEVE HELMS! ⚾️
This week, to distract them the team from WW3, the bench served as a spill canvas for the boys to catch up on everything the idiot box has to offer lately, from The Book of Fett to the King of the Hill reboot (with a banter twist) ⚾️
New year, nothing new here…except for a dope double beer Viking style drinking helmet! One. One single hat for 4 guys? So Sloan has something new
On this last episode of the year, the team exchange gifts for Secret Santa and play mystery beer bag to send off the holidays and the year, and while every else received some pretty awesome, personalized gifts, one benchwarmer is left wanting more for a “brief” moment ⚾️
Saint Griffin, Addy Daddy, and Ajay decorate BB themed ornaments while discussing Missionary Milligan's fantastic year end Spotify wrap up. When you throw a fit and refuse to show up, you lose the opportunity to defend yourself, pal ⚾️
While the rest of the team is busy hitting aces out of the park, the boys are busy stacking a beer tower in the dugout. Now which one of those sounds more impressive?…⚾️
Saint Griffin returns from the tropic wasteland that is Florida, here for the season! The bench just got warmer and the shenanigans of season 2 are off to a great start with the #menicestosobriety ⚾️
The benchwarmers got ahold of the Bud Light Ugly Sweater Seltzer pack, and much to no surprise, these things are terrible. So go grab a case and review them along with the boys as they kick off their holiday festivities ⚾️
This entire episode is done in sign language IG: @baseballbanterpodcast@vvncstudioProduced by VVNC Studio
If you're looking to increase your body count, and we don't mean KDR, and you're a solid 7, than hit up your local table top gaming stop to clean shop ⚾️
The sole reason for the foundation in which VVNC was built is all in thanks to encouraging words of one Kevin Smith. The man that told me, Ajay, to “go make a thing, kid!” So I did that thing, created a studio from the ground up, because ole Kev Smith said I could do it….and apparently I use it to get shit talked by my benchwarming buddies that have rode my coat tails about as much as all Kev's friends have his. This ones to you, buddy ⚾️
A murder of crow or a bench full of assholes, which are the lesser of two evils? IG: @baseballbanterpodcast | baseballbanterpodcast@gmail.comProduced by: VVNC Studio | @VVNC studio
“We're in the business of misery, let's take it from the top. You don't get caught on charges when you're payin off the cops!” Or something like that IG: @baseballbanterpodcast @vvncstudiosProduced by: VVNC Studio
Sloan brings the Bud Light Basic Fall Edition to the dugout curb the white girl in us…it worked.IG: @baseballbanterpodcast@vvncstudioProduced by VVNC Studio
During times of American distress, enroll your children in The Bob Diddlan's: No Questions DayCare, “Where an age isn't even in the application!”IG: @baseballbanterpodcast@vvncstudioProduced by VVNC Studio
Sloan and Ajay venture to Houston for a Green Day show and find much more than a few American idiotsIG: @baseballbanterpodcast@vvncstudioProduced by VVNC Studio
Saint Griffin returns to the valley for a Hispanic boda and stopped in to pitch a home game with the benchwarmers ⚾️
The 2021 Olympics is the natural testing facility for the latest strain: CovidAkira. Where earths greatest show of physical prowess sets the standard for our survival rates
Happy One Year Anniversary, boys! That's one season in the bag and a whole year we've been warming this bench. Thank you to every one of the fans and banterers that have made this all possible! Enjoy this extremely routine, most uncelebrated episode ever and share it with someone else that may enjoy the darkly comedic side of everything not about baseball ⚾️
As if New York didn't have enough reasons to deter you in a post covid world, Addison will ruin any 90s cinema nostalgia you may have had for the concrete jungle. “Only good thing In NY is a hot dog”
Furry PowerRangers had less attention than this unheard episode. Make no mistake, we will be warming a bench next year, live, at a local con near you: Bully Booth 2022
We would tell you to strap in, but it wouldn't matter anyways. There's only one way this plane lands and it ain't softly, buttercup
The boys go to Texarkana to breathe the shit smelling air and have confession at mall church.
The team finally gets to see if their pregame predictions were correct. Did your champion win? Either way, who cares, pass that candy bar and bag of chips, let’s get that game started, boys ⚾️
We sit down with special guest, Jennafer Gardener, to discuss the latest in foreign covid testing policies and her opinions on our companion piece to a 2004 film
There is more sports talk in this episode than we would like, but we like that it’s not the kind of sports talk you want, and definitely not about baseball ⚾️
Who are those guys that do that thing? Oh yeah, love those guys!
The boys hi-jack the Cussing Mommies promo event and record an impromptu, drunken episode after convincing one of the Mommies to jump in the dugout ⚾️
Hunter has fans, and the boys discuss moral quandaries regarding old ladies
Some one got a crucifix? I’m just tryna pray this one out.
Blaine handles an AIDS epidemic, while Hunters life finally gets exciting with car accidents. Also, if any of our listeners have hard-to-obtain gasoline send it to us for our Huff Shelf we are building.
Naughty knows no bounds this holiday and the boys are feelin’ jolly!
Welcome to Beautiful Saudi Arabia
I would do anything for Hot ChickenBlaines getting a turtlePodcast Jesus has returnedWe get thankful
Nooses found in Cracker BarrelSwastika smothered pastriesRe-education campsWait, who won the election?
We recorded and edited an episode faster than Nevada can count ballots.Listen while we all wait to see which geriatric takes the crown.
How much would you pay to see an Oompa Loompa gangbang?The boys also take a trip to Walmart
Turns out, Germans are still super racist.We go costume shopping.Blaine had a kid, or something.
We discuss the Brennaissance and Addison joins a militia.Also, fuck Christopher Columbus.
Full disclosure, none of us have ever been drunk before in our entire lives.
We talk about Vietnamese children in this episode. Also, remember to VOTE Mike Hunt for Free Pussy Care for All
Hellmaster Helms and coining “Guacabrole,” this game goes into overtime!
Canadian heroin and Redskins hats will get you put to death in China
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