Beachy McBeach Face

Where the coal miners are STILL on strike even tho this episode is 5 months late! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

When I got my first dose of Pfizer my after effects were that warm fuzzy, getting ejected from the matrix feeling u get in your face and nose when ur comin up on acid {based on what i've been told it feels like to be on acid. I ofc have no firsthand knowledge *insert sunglasses emoji*}. If that's not convincing enough, listen to this eppy on why you should get vaccinated *insert heart emoji* For my visual learners: here is the article we used as a touchstone for this discussion http://www.plp.org/challenge/2020/12/28/fighting-covid-19-with-vaccines-and-communism.html --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Newark activist Afrika of the All Power to the People YouTube channel joins us to discuss the police attack of the Rodwell-Spivey family and other elements of the racist material conditions confronting the working class under liberal misleader Ras Baraka. His advice? Educate, agitate, organize! His channel & footage of the attack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnx-p0Jq21g To support the family, give to $MoniqueRodwell at cashapp. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

And the chamber of Jeff Bezos' space ship. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Beachmate Tamika joins us to tackle the topic of identity politics. Aila eats eggplant {parmigiana} just as her Italian steelworker grandfather from Scranton did before her; she also hopes to find bananas in the community fridge right after posting this. **I'm sorry there hasnt been an episode in 3 weeks promise to make it up to y'all somehow//am open to suggestions lol** --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

If your friend is carrying a bicycle packed with beach stuff take care not to recount the "I've been halved!" segment of the Dewey Cox movie, it may result in them cartoonishly falling across the subway mezzanine in an effort to not let their beloved bike drop. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

How's that for a tale of two cities, de Blasio? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Turns out we were Creole the whole time. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Praise Zeus Aila & Yasha are still friends after this episode. (Tho Aila stands by the question: who would get upset over window shopping except a capitalist?) Also shouts out to Kirk from tinder, a role model on how to deal with pen-pal girls. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

I bet Richard Wagner DID NOT see that coming. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Aila's bathtub reflections on @shishkebob2 Dylan's Risucci's set ft. me attempting my own mini standup material sorta kinda. On a mildly related note, this pussy shop has been Tony Baloney free for 2 years & just wanted to rejoice in that anniversary dear audience :3 I'm sure i will explain who tony baloney is soon enough, stay tuned. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Student-activist friend of the show Daniela Jaramillo Cardona joins us for a heavy discussion of the current injustices and violence occurring in her native land of Colombia. Police brutality against activist youth has already been an ongoing problem but it has been exacerbated by the recent implementation of a tax reform that makes the poor poorer and the rich richer. Tune in for some relayed first hand accounts, discussion of the connection to US imperialism, and, as always, heartwarming solidarity

Professor of developmental psychology Lara Beaty joins us for a beachy Mother's Day special where we discuss Fromm's conception of motherly love as well as Lara's general insights on motherhood based on her academic research and personal experience as a mother herself. Check out her blog for more! https://larabeaty.Wordpress.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

you ARE the father --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

no not that kind of strawberry shortcake you perverts. Host of The Dylan Risucci Podcast, and childhood friend of Aila, Dylan 'The Zooch' Risucci visits the beach for a walk down memory lane and to tell us about his journey into stand up comedy. We are reminded never to leave checker sets around Aila; listen to find out why. Catch some of Dyl's standup on ig @shishkebob2 and join Aila May 8th 9pm at Broadway Comedy Club to see him live (call to get tickets and arrive 15mins early) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WORKERS DAY! (Ok we're a lil early but this lemon balm tea got Aila too hyped) We go into the history and significance of the beachiest holiday of them all, May Day! The victory of the 8 hour work day still serves as inspiration for continuing organized, working class fightback. But, 135 years later, much remains fundamentally the same: the cops are still killing us, and the 8 hour workday is only a reality for a minority of the international working class. If the fight for justice doesn't tickle your pickle, listen in for a rare recording of Aila in a good mood, along with the developing details of our upcoming "Win a Date with Aila" raffle, ya filthy animals #merryCommieXmas   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

sorry, couldn't hear you past the sound of the episode being uploaded on time. Yasha's brother Daniel joins us as our guest for our AMA about what it's been like working as a registered nurse under covid. Is his job anything like Grey's Anatomy and ER? Listen to find out ;) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

where were you on 9/11? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

yeah this episode was supposed to be about the ancient Greek concept of happiness & virtue ethics, but Aila had a funny weekend so the opportunity was taken to exercise courage and temperance by telling y'all about it; prudence instructed me to expand this topic to more than one ep, and determined that doing so does not constitute injustice to the audience (since i keep it cute & funny, and the topic of virtue ethics is sprinkled throughout) nor to myself (since the practice brings me closer to eudaimonia). What do all these words mean? Find out on the next installment ;) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Does Alexei Navalny represent a shift to greater democracy for the Russian people? Beachy's stance borrows from that of the Russian Socialist Movement: "no to political repression, no to Navalny, yes to protests" and yes to making fun of Ukrainians. (and yes I am still trying to even out the episode distribution for taking almost two weeks to upload the last one, wah be nice to me im trying my Kanye Bestiest) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

And the power of nipple-pierced perception. I'm experimenting with shorter ep descriptions. Also yes I almost forgot to upload this week's episode. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Yasha kicks off this special by mansplaining the history of International Working Women's Day. But we did it, folks; we discussed, & even critiqued, Marxist Feminism without recourse to the phrase “making class primary”. Check out the Ain't I a Woman campaign https://www.aintiawoman.org/ to see how you can help end the 24hr workday! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Didn't wanna leave our precious fans with a gap week, so here it is, the highly demanded Aila-only episode. We (meaning me & my inner child) take a page out of the Nancy Spaghetti, host of the White Noise podcast, playbook & hit you with that dank stream of consciousness. Featuring an auditory tour of Aila's living quarters. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Yasha breaks down the disastrous situation being suffered by our working class brothers and sisters in Texas. If you have gastrointestinal reactions to manifestations of climate change catastrophe like Aila does, you may also benefit from her recently learned tips on the art of vomiting. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Former sex-shop worker Brendan Woods joins us for our Valentine's Day special, and steamiest AMA yet to give us a glimpse into what its like selling sex toys for a living, and--spoiler alert!--turns out it is equal parts funny and surprisingly wholesome. We also chat about kinks, BDSM culture, and the sexiness of communication. Could consensual BDSM be the dialectical turn needed in order to resolve interpersonal alienation? Ever prude Aila is skeptical, but hopefully by the end of "The Origin of the Family", her & bohemian Yasha will arrive at a comradely consensus.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Super-smart, leftist, finance-knowledgeable Jeremy Burke (aka bigsmoneys on ig, for all your drum n bass needs) joins us to provide an accessible explanation of the GameStop scandal. Are these redditors an example to follow for working class revolution? No!! Is it helpful to understand features of finance? Yes! Should you sign the 'Free the Funds' petition https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSe9JJnvq28DgKyppDiqlDdxbB-HdEcryEo963f8X0dY6SWXYA/viewform?gxids=7628 for CUNY students and faculty being screwed over for owing $100 & being laid off in the midst of a pandemic, respectively? Also, yes! Will Aila have a whole nose by the next episode? This question is only left to G-d. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

HD gives us the low-down on life as a train operator. We cover the joys as well as as the racist disparities experienced by workers of the MTA. Particularly, please help working-class sister and colleague of HD, Karla, in a campaign to gather legal fees to challenge wrongful termination https://gofund.me/e00151f4 Her transgression? Taking care of her mother after a stroke. Don't worry folks, up-top we also discuss train terminology, the art of braking, and stay tuned til the end for some anecdotes.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

...is not the main topic of this ep, but is worth mentioning first. Aila and student-activist friend Felix recap a recent virtual forum on fighting back against the practices of racist austerity on the campuses of The City University of New York--a condition of long standing injustices predating COVID-19. What is to be done? Strike!!! Fellow CUNY alumnus and transit-worker, HD, helps us elucidate the importance of the working class realizing its collective strength. From India, to Hunts Point, to Manchester: workers of the world, unite! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Ewok.talk podcast host, and liberal political consultant Sal pays a visit to the beach to discuss the limitations and contradictions implicit within a liberal response to the events at Capitol Hill. We broach the same concerns from a leftist perspective, to be continued on our third installment on this topic. Oh, also, Aila got an ig account @_aila_jimenez and a full Brazilian wax, both of which contributed substantially to the quality of this episode. Plz follow, subscribe, share, comment, review, and/or pledge a small monthly donation to our baby pod *pretty please emoji* --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Beachy welcomes its first guest: The Italian Stallion, contributor to the Facebook page Ideal Progressive, puts on his Republican hat to duke it out with us. We at Beachy are all aware that things would've looked different if it were an integrated anti-racist demonstration, so instead we dive into the nitty gritty: media bias, splits within the ruling class, and the necessity of poop-smearing.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

well, well, well, if it isn't 3 Ashkenazi Jews lamenting conspiracy theories (except 2 of us are half Hispanic, so naturally one of us is scared of the vaccine). But honestly, who would you prefer as your statesmen? Sleepy Joe, or Daddy Putin? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

Seltzer is the nectar of the Gods, the age of consent should be 30, and stay tuned til the end for the exhilarating tale of Aila sneaking into the East Harlem Costco. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support

But what if mayor Pete Butti-Choo-Choo!-gieg IS the twitter killer? Think about it: mayor Pete's face looks like its made out of latex, the twitter killer is fully covering his face in all of his pictures.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/aila-jimenez/support