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BIGFEETS Episode 48 - The AIMS team vs. The Black Wolf Gather up yer huntin' jerky, yer huntin' flossing knife, yer huntin' fae maze, and all three of your teeth... we're huntin' the Black Wolf! The AIMS team is gonna get them some native American grim reaper, and THAT'S good eatin' reaper! Strap on yer huntin' diaper for another super sopping episode of BIGFEETS!

The AIMS team have entered a new paradigm, a stupid realm known only as, "The Dark Forest" among cast and crew. The boys are on the hunt for... the Raven Mocker? Wait.. maybe the little ghost girl? Er.. AH! The Black Wolf! Whaddya mean "...the what?" The Black Wolf! No... no that's not it. It's Jeff's dignity! The deadliest prey. It's another piss soaked free for all on this week's episode of BIGFEETS!

Spirit Halloween masks, 'haunted" sex shacks, and hillbilly hack writing make an inept improvised interrogation! Would you expect anything less from the AIMS team?? Yes! All this and less on this week's episode of BIGFEETS!

The AIMS team is back at it! Doing what they do best, chasing their tail in pursuit of a threat they quite literally made up!

Sit back, relax, put your BIGFEETS up and sit as spell as we go over the many ill-advised and ill prepared adventures of the AIMS team up to this point in a very special one part two part special!

The AIMS team has crossed over into the magical realm of riddles and ciphers! Devilish enigmas developed by the steely minds of the Rogue Team or perhaps the back of a Waffle House Kids menu (there's no real way of knowing) will be puzzled over, decoded, and will start several elderly fights... but of all the questions that vex our heroes so, only one inquiry truly matters. What happened to Buck's Truck?? We'll seeeee on this ham biting episode of BIGFEETS!

Remember the Rouge Team? Sure, we all do... well, except for the AIMS team up until recently. Thrill as a blubbery gang of hardboiled eggs chase a phantom sasquatch death squad around time's flat circle! Check your GPS, we're going on a trip. Destination: MOUNTAIN MONSTERS!

This episode of Mountain Monsters is brought to you by Bass Pro Shop apparently (?) The AIMS team is on another wild hunt for a rather mild BIGFOOT... have the boys lost their lust for huntin' squatch? Are poachers the new cryptid? Who farted? Trick question. The AIMS team is never not farting... but there's another scent in the air, could it be the winds of change? We'llll see!

Get ready for trauma on this very special episode of, Huckleberry: Special Victims Unit. The AIMS team is on a mission of retribution and healing as they hunt the ASH MAN, the short king molestation monster of Wirt county! Buckle in Hucklefucks, this episode is certified All Trigger Warning! "Fat Shaq" is on the prowl and he's cumming, (sic) for YOU!

The AIMS team is at it again as they face up against Appalachian Prometheus, The GREAT FIRE APE! Master of fire... or he eats fire, or has like... fire laser powers?? With the AIMS team on the case there's no way of knowing! Join the BIGFEETS boys for this very special episode of Mountain Monsters, brought to you by AA.

The thrilling ornithological conclusion to The Raven Mocker saga! Does it get a little racisit? We'llll seeeee!

Join the BIGFEETS crew as we all learn that bigfeets are in all actuality... birds. Old lady witch birds. Who knew? The AIMS team, that's who!

The Bigfeets boys are officially reunited and stronger than ever! We watch as the AIMS team, befuddled as ever, fumble around Appalachian forests in search of the ever elusive Thunder Bros, or... maybe they're trying to evade them? There's literally no way of knowing! Grab your cheapest axe and tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS!

The Bigfeets boys watchROBERT'S BACK!! JEHESIOUS CRIPES! We thought bigfoot ate him... we really did. Our apologies, we've been stalling. Turns out, Robert Brockway has been busy sharpening the many, MANY axes it takes to defeat the Lightning Man. Never has a cryptid posed such a threat... Robert knew, far, FAR in advance. You're only alive today because ROBERT BROCKWAY sacrificed his time and sanity to shield you against the onslaught of the Lightning Man and its various Thunder Brothers. And Seanbaby's hat. Also Jason Pargin is in this episode as Jason Pargin; Author.

The unbearable weight of Robert Brockway's departure into the phantom realm leads the BIGFEETS crew to further twist and mangle format convention. How about a bad movie? WHY NOT? THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ALL THINGS ARE HELL. According to the director of, "The Badge, the Bible and Bigfoot" this sentiment is exactly why you should watch her and exclusively her "movies." Further proof that we are made only but to suffer. Life is a farce. Seanbaby is wearing another hat, and we are all alone.

The BIGFEETS crew continue to struggle with the loss of woefully under-appreciated and some might say, handsomest man(?) Robert Brockway. Will ALASKA MONSTERS prove to be yet another hollow surrogate for the majesty that is the AIMS crew? Could such a bitter loss possibly be rectified by pale imitations of Wild Bill? Seanbaby's hats... what's up with that? Enough is enough on this episode of BIGFEETS!

Have you ever wondered what size shoe Huckleberry wears? How many pints of piss equals one Shaq? What are these rumors of a Hogzilla spin off? Just how many hats has Seanbaby stolen from the lost and found? Does Jason Pargin have a new book coming out? All these questions and more will be "answered"!

Seanbaby and Jason Pargin veer off the bigfoot path in Robert Brockway's absence to do a little investigating of their own. Is UFO COWBOYS a cryptid worthy of discovery or will the BIGFEETS boys face certain doom for moonlighting against their beloved Mountain Monsters hillbillies?

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 10 of Mountain Monsters: The Squalling Savage of Central Kentucky: The AIMS crew meanders under new leadership as Trapper reels in the face of Death's grim rictus.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 9 of Mountain Monsters: The Stonish Giant of Harrison County: The AIMS crew discover the subtle differences between flint and... flint. Mud armor, ACTIVATE!

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 8 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Ashe County: AIMS Erupts. Psychic Bigfoot's feelings were hurt in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 7 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Ashe County: AIMS Under Attack. The sterling reputation of the Cherokee Devil was irreparably damaged in the making of this episode, and there will be legal action.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 6 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Washington County. Several local children were drowned in quicksand during the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 5 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Clay County. No complete breakfast was harmed in the making of this episode... unless it was missing Golden Delicious apples, packed with the hearty apple energy Yahoos need to play!

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 4 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Lincoln County. Some corn was harmed in the making of this episode (but not a lot).

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 3 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Eastern Kentucky. Donna was fucking killed in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 2 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Putnam County. Thanks to timely bigfoot intervention, no chupacabras were harmed in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 2, Episode 1 of Mountain Monsters: The Bigfoot of Central Kentucky. Bigfoot's ancestors were disturbed in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 20 of Mountain Monsters: Grassman's Revengeance, Part 2. Wild Bill's precious hillbilly butthole was incinerated in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 20 of Mountain Monsters: Grassman's Revengeance, Part 1. You read that right - Mountain Monsters is doing a two-part season finale, there was too much story for one mere episode! The entire format of the show Mountain Monsters was destroyed in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 19 of Mountain Monsters: Bloodless Howler of Harrison County. Jeff's ghost improv confidence was seriously harmed in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 18 of Mountain Monsters: Hogzilla of Hocking Hills. No Hogzillas were harmed, or even hunted in this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 17 of Mountain Monsters: The Cave Creature of Greenbrier County. The West Virginia Cave Conservancy's sterling reputation was harmed in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 16 of Mountain Monsters: Snallygaster of Preston County. The entire team was killed in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 15 of Mountain Monsters: Shadow Creature of Braxton County. The brand integrity of the Aliens franchise was harmed in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 14 of Mountain Monsters: Death Cat of Cherokee County. Thousands of ancestors died in the making of this episode, but they came back as a cat.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 13 of Mountain Monsters: Wild Bill's Bear Beast. Some bears were hurt in the making of this episode, that son of a bitch!

The Bigfeet Boys watch Mountain Monsters Season 1, Episode 12: Sheepsquatch of Boone County. Pretty much everyone was hurt in the making of this episode. Holy shit.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 11 of Mountain Monsters: The Fire Dragon of Pocahontas County. Chester was fucking killed immediately after wrapping this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 10: The Werewolf of Webster County. No American Indians were harmed in the making of, or had anything to do with the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 9 of Mountain Monsters: The Yahoo of Nicholas County. Some hillbilly pride was deeply wounded in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 8 of Mountain Monsters: The Grafton Monster of Taylor County. Doc was definitely harmed in the making of this episode

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 7 of Mountain Monsters: Kentucky Hellhound of Pike County. Wild Bill was briefly killed in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 6 of Mountain Monsters: Lizard Demon of Wood County. Some auctioneers were murdered in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 5 of Mountain Monsters: Mothman of Mason County. Some feelings of imperial invincibility were destroyed in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 4 of Mountain Monsters: Wampus Beast of Pleasants County. Willy's childhood was irrevocably shaken in the making of this episode.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 3 of Mountain Monsters: Grassman of Perry County. No asses were harmed in the filming of this episode, but god damn it, it was close!

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 2 of Mountain Monsters: The Devil Dog of Logan county. No devil dogs were harmed in this episode, though three real ones may have been deeply confused.

The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 1 of Mountain Monsters: The Wolfman of Wolfe County. No wolfmen were harmed, or seen, in this episode.