Teaching biology in the most profane way you've ever seen or heard

Definitely not a normal episode. Filling you all in on where I've been the last forever. Recorded in my car so audio kind of sucks. TW: Talk of depression, alcohol use, and death of doggos. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

The title says it all. SEX! Join the Patreon party at patreon.com/bioforbastards or visit biologyforbastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

WHERE DO NEW THINGS COME FROM!?!? Join the party at patreon.com/bioforbastards Visit biologyforbastards.com for more info! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

A CENSORED(!) episode where I rant about Koalas. Vote for the show to win People's Choice HERE An uncensored version is available on Patreon.com/bioforbastards --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Evolutioooon innnn spaaaaaaace!!!! Just kidding, its a geographic space, not outer space. Don't forget to join the party on Patreon at patreon.com/bioforbastards or at biologyforbastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

In honor of the newly formed Patreon page, I present to you the first 5 minutes of the Patreon-exclusive bonus episode on DINOSAURS!! Want to hear the rest of the episode? Join on Patreon at patreon.com/bioforbastards --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Genetic drift aka NOT selection. ALSO: a special announcement about our new Patreon page at patreon.com/bioforbastards Don't forget to check out biologyforbastards.com for more info --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

We're launching a Biology for Bastards Patreon page to try to make the show bigger and better! Considering becoming a patron at patreon.com/bioforbastards --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Ever wonder how Natural selection makes phenotypes evolve? Look no further than this episode! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Humans suck. That's it, that's the description --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

How does natural selection affect the genetics of a population? Listen to find out! Find detailed show notes at biologyforbastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Tying together all the ecology to this point, this episode we discuss ecosystems --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

How the F*** does all the variation in the world come about? For detailed show notes (PowerPoints), visit biologyforbastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

What's bigger than a population but not quite an ecosystem? That's right, a community --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Another introductory chapter, this one all about what the f*** natural selection actually is --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

The ecology of populations, what more do you want? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

The Tree of Motha' Fuckin' Life! How everything is connected and how we show that shit! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Jumping ahead, we start going over the super straightforward s*** that is ecology --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

The first episode of season 2!!! Basic introduction to evolutionary biology. For detailed notes, visit biologyforbastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

All about the global pandemic that is COVID-19 A special thank you to my research assistant Keeley for conducting research for this episode. Source list: University of Michigan, https://healthblog.uofmhealth.org/wellness-prevention/flattening-curve-for-covid-19-what-does-it-mean-and-how-can-you-help Center for Disease Control and Prevention, https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prepare/prevention.html World Health Organization, https://www.who.int/news-room/q-a-detail/q-a-coronaviruses John Hopkins Medicine, https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/coronavirus/coronavirus-social-distancing-and-self-quarantine Reuters, https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-study/new-coronavirus-can-persist-in-air-for-hours-and-on-surfaces-for-days-study-idUSKBN2143QP --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

All about classification and "the tree of motha f***in life!" --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Reviewing Life in all its various aspects that have existed over 4 billion years --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

A very special crossover episode where I go on my friends' show (The Silver Screen Podcast) and we review the movie Contagion and discuss all things coronavirus. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Throwback to talking about speciation, not the 1859 book --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Another long one that happens to be one of my favorites --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

A replay of one of the longest episodes of the season where I get to finally rant about evolution --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

A sneak peak of my new show "The Origin of Species for Bastards" --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Throwback to another short episode all about genomes --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Do you remember this one? I don't... perhaps its good we're going back to it then. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

This week's review is all about the scary shits known as Viruses --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

A very special BY REQUEST episode for a listener in Ohio. Hopefully this helps --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

We talk about how humans are ruining everything and really finish season 1 on a happy note --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

I don't even remember recording this original episode but let's review how we regulate genes, shall we? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

In our penultimate episode of Season 1, we talk the (sarcasm/) SUPER complex (/sarcasm) ideas of energy flow and chemical cycling within ecosystems --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Transcription! Translation! Mutations! Review! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

This week is all about interactions happening at the community level, as the name implies --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Reviewing everything DNA-related For detailed notes (PowerPoints) visit www.BiologyForBastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Population growth, survivorship curves, and a rant about life expectancy Detailed notes (PowerPoints) available at www.biologyforbastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Today we get to review Non-Mendelian genetics For detailed notes (PowerPoints) visit www.BiologyForBastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

What else is there to say? Its an introduction to interactions... For detailed notes (PowerPoints) visit www.BiologyForBastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Relearning about everyone's favorite Austrian Monk, Gregor Mendel For detailed notes (PowerPoints) visit www.BiologyForBastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

A short one about all the categories we put life into. For detailed notes (PowerPoints) visit www.BiologyForBastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

This week we review everyone's favorite part of sex: Meiosis For detailed notes (PowerPoints) visit www.BiologyForBastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

3.8 billion years covered in just about 20 minutes. Because I'm awesome like that For detailed notes (PowerPoints) visit www.BiologyForBastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Reviewing the cell cycle, interphase, mitosis, all that fun shit For detailed notes (PowerPoints) visit www.BiologyForBastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Not THAT The Origin of Species but the other one, the one that includes Ps not fitting into Vs. For detailed notes (PowerPoints) visit www.BiologyForBastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

This episode on cell communication is still the most chaotic one to date. But have fun listening through it again For detailed notes (PowerPoints) visit www.BiologyForBastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

More evolution!! This time, we're talking about microevolution and changes in populations. For detailed notes (PowerPoints) visit www.BiologyForBastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Plants are either witches or unicorns for being able to photosynthesize. You be the judge For detailed notes (PowerPoints) visit www.BiologyForBastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

FINALLY we get to evolution, aka the best shit ever! All about the people who led up to Darwin and then some basic evidence supporting evolution For detailed notes (PowerPoints) visit www.BiologyForBastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message

Forget how alcohol is born? This week we go back and learn all about energy processing For detailed notes (PowerPoints) visit www.BiologyForBastards.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bioforbastards/message