Chaos at the Coffee Shop

The exciting conclusion to THE TRILOGY. An original IP of Chaos at the Coffee Shop. A Chaos at the Coffee Shop Production. Written and directed by Chaos at the Coffee Shop. We made this. This is our fault. 

A podcast where two guys write a song at the end, and they're very funny and do a great job

We used a powerful AI(AI Dungeon) to rewrite Game of Thrones Episode 1: Winter Is Coming. Together we can put George R R Martin out of a job, and find an ending that we can all agree on.

A tale of friendship, betrayal, and time-traveling carpentry

A modern take on Shakespeare's Hammy Boi 

We all know what would happen if the huge boy in charge got some shut eye. We're here to offer SOLUTIONS 

Cranberries 

Hate everything in a constructive and non-violent way.

Just wow. 

We're the balls of the universe

This one is like all the dumb characters from the office doing dumb idiot bullshit and being stupid. 

Bring your poors, bring your spores!

"If my life's a story I'm illiterate" - The United States Criminal Justice system 

It just is, man. 

We talked about the Mormons for a really long time. 

We had the pleasure of hosting a panel at MagFest and took the opportunity to trick hundreds of people into doing our job for us!  Video is on Youtube!! 

Thisisthemostefficientpodcastyouwilleverhear

We're preppin for reppin ourselves 
AT MAGFEST 2022, ELVES. ELVES! ELVES!! snake. ssssssssssnake    Come to magfest please. find us.  b4 we find u  2 L8!   #magfest #mardigras #mamamam #ELM 

hey its mold season so everybody head on out and get your mold for the big feast. Call your family over its mold time. Eat the mold. We're eating mold today

Ok so you're in love with your boss's ghost so you need to kill him but not yet because you want to be fired from your job

How about if all the schools in our great nation were bigger. and had MORE   BAZINGA

You're a wizard, Harry 

Time to hit rock bottom

You should start with this episode. 

Become more vaccine than man 

We're sending Grungus to the MOON

The proof is in your mouth

Justin's out on PTO this week, but don't worry! Your boy D-Hay has got you covered with some Content.

This is a podcast about Fucos the Mariner

Cause its a really big number

Now it's your turn to make our podcast for us!

A wholesome podcast by two very good boys. 

Kid Rock goes North K-Pop feat. Ted Nugent 

Music at a microscopic level.  Listeners rave: "It triggered my fight or flight response!" 

We are all our own piss martyrs   The VIDEO PROOF >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap_wCYeEitg   Twitter >> https://twitter.com/ChaosCoffeeShop 

This song came to us in a dream

Dhay invents NFTs

Which stranger should we write an unsolicited song for?? Go vote on our Twitter!  https://twitter.com/ChaosCoffeeShop

We make a meme 

You're walking through the spooky woods in the dead of night. A fork in the path presents itself, will you go left or right? 

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Corklestik 

Now we're in it for the money

If this is your first time listening to the Chaos at the Coffee Shop podcast, pick a different episode.

Walk into the sea. 

Anything can be an idea, if you think about it     Jazz sample from Ryan:  "milk coffee" https://soundcloud.com/user-909504386/milk-coffee-jazz

you see a man on the street and he's lookin grubby and he's picking up stuff off the ground and you're like, “Ew gross” and then he comes over and he's like “Hey I'm gonna getcha!” and then you're like “Ew, get away from me” but what if you just gave him a hug?

There's no Sears, you're in the void! 

Goose Happy 

The ghost of Anne Wilson reveals the truth about her affection for fish