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Chris and Dan are a couple of everyday kiwi mates who very rarely agree on anything... However, they did agree it was a good idea to start a podcast. We can't guarantee it will be funny but hopefully it will be entertaining.

Chris and Dan

  • May 25, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 29m AVG DURATION
  • 110 EPISODES


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The Idiot's Guide to... PlayStation

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2020 28:03


Finally, a topic we really know about. In the last few months, we have really become acquainted with our PlayStations. We reminisce about the good ol' days, dream about the PS5 and hear from the oldies on how they get about it.

The Idiot's Guide to... Food

Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2020 27:41


Aaaaaand we're back again. This time we've made it to the studio and trying our best to forget about the experiment in remote podcasting. We take a couple of trips around the world, looking into some of the weirdest foods we can find, and some of the best. We hear from an old person, and catch up in the shower.

The Idiot's Guide to... Lockdown

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 46:28


The world has gone a little bonkers since we last did an episode, but we've worked out how to record remotely and decided to give it a crack. We're even more rough and ready than usual! This week we check-in with COVID-19 situation, talk a bit about how we've been handling lockdown, and take some listeners feedback.

The Idiot's Guide... Viral Videos

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 28:08


We chat to $20 Karen, who tries to get Dan some monies he's owed.

The Idiot's Guide... Marriage

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2020 27:49


We're going to the chapel and we're gonna... talk utter shite. Chris and Dan have quite different views on marriage. We chat to a marriage celebrant who tries to bring us around, and Dan walks us through his wedding plans.

The Idiot's Guide to... Cats

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 26:12


We decided we've been a little too heavy lately, so why not lighten the mood. We speak to a full-on cat breeder, and celebrate an octogenarian's birthday. Shit gets weird.

The Idiot's Guide to... Flat Earth

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2020 26:48


We talk so someone from the flat earth society, who pitches the idea that the earth my, in face, be flat. Not to be biased, we explore some other options in which the earth my actually be spherical.

The Idiot's Guide to... Corona Virus

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2020 24:36


It's sweeping across the world, so we decided to capitalise on the hype in an embarrassing attempt to get more downloads. We hear from the oldies how they feel about Corona virus and Dan spits a

The Idiot's Guide to... Climate Change

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2020 32:18


We've returned back to the OG format! And what better topic to kick it all off than one of the biggest issues we're facing at the moment, climate change. We talk to a climate change denier (kind of...) and a very special guest joins us for a chat about the climate.  If you have an idea for a new topic, or anything you want to talk to us about, flick us an email at theidiotsguideshow@gmail.com

WE ARE BACK.... kind of

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2018 3:01


We are doing something new, so listen to find out what. ----------------- The Hot Seat on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/nz/podcast/the-hot-seat/id1360939175 ----------------- @thehotseatnz on social media http://thehotseat.nz  

Chris and Dan Podcast Wednesday 27 December

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2017 41:42


The final epidode EVER...

Chris and Dan Podcast Tuesday 19 December

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2017 26:58


This week Chris eats the worlds hottest hot sauce, Dan defends the Nazis and we have a BIG announcement to make!!

Chris and Dan Podcast Monday 11 December

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2017 21:53


This week Dan has had an awkward social situation involving a Mole and Chris reviews the latest way to pleasure yourself.

Chris and Dan Podcast Monday 4 December

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2017 26:42


Its Dan's birthday this week and he has a bone to pick with Chris anout his birthday dinner. We also talk about a man with smelly socks and decide whether Jack could have fitted on the plank in Titanic movie.

Chris and Dan Podcast Monday 27 November

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2017 23:52


Have you ever questioned the "fact" that the earth is round? If you answered "yes" to that question, this is the podcast for you... We also discuss the in's and outs of rocket science and biology. Enjoy.

Chris and Dan Podcast Monday 20 November

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2017 17:44


We have been fired from our radio show because Chris said "Wanker" on air... Now we are back in podcast form so Potty Mouth can swear all he fucking wants.

Chris and Dan Podcast Sunday 12 November

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2017 18:42


This week Chris has come to work with a bold fashion choice and the most tragic excuse for a Mo in history. We also need your help in solving Dan's relationship issue.

Chris and Dan Podcast Sunday 5 November

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2017 14:25


This week Dan accidentally assulted a person with his foot, Chris assulted someone with his mouth and we partake in our most risky radio segment EVER.

Chris and Dan Podcast Sunday 29 October

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2017 18:56


We are back after a week off and Chris has brough a nerdy new segment to the table, Dan has an embarrising health issue and we talk to a science teacher about farts.

Chris and Dan Podcast Sunday 15 October

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2017 17:30


This week we take an in depth look into video shops... Do they still exist? Also Dan has discovered he has a very special talent but does it work on radio?

The Sunday Night Experiment 8 October

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2017 21:58


This week we are back on the radio and joined (sort of) by Winston Peters. Dan talks about his favorite day of the year and Chris talks about a guy called "Steve".

The Sunday Night Experiment 1 October

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2017 27:41


This week is the first ever 'Impression Corner', Dan has a creature living outside his room and comedian Ashton Brown joins the boys for a chat.

The Sunday Night Experiment 24 September

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2017 21:34


This week Dan has an idea that will hopefully make us millions of dollars, Chris has some deadly consumer advice and a lady reviews a casserole.

The Sunday Night Experiment 17 September

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2017 18:59


This week Dan has a tricky social dilema to solve, Chris reveals Uber has new rules and we attempt to get our hands on the new iPhone X.

BONUS PODCAST - The Sunday Night Experiment 10 September

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2017 18:06


Its time for the first ever 'SCARY STORY SUNDAY', Dan admits to having a very concerning dream and Chris pisses off all the vegans.

BONUS PODCAST - The Sunday Night Experiment 3 September

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2017 12:06


This week on the radio show Chris makes a national apology for a weekend blowout and we host 'Laughfest 2017'

BONUS PODCAST - The Sunday Night Experiment 27 August

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2017 16:36


We are taking a few weeks off the Podcast but that wont stop us from doing the radio show on The Edge 8-9pm Sunday nights! Here is this week's show cobbled together for your listening pleasure.

Cars, conspiracies and crap

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2017 32:16


Chris goes a bit pun mad this week in our last episode for a month as we'll be taknig a wee break. We found an interest development in self-driving cars; Dan took a car for a test drive with disgusting results and we've uncovered a new consipracy theory which could be the end of humanity.

Bear, boxes and bulldogs

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2017 36:06


Well, another week and passed and we're back with more weird news stories. A bear has been caught driving a car; Robert Pattinson has to do something weird with a dog in his new film; and we prank Dan's flatmate who had a 'mare at the gym.

Bee Stings, Sharks and Disney Villains.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2017 34:06


This week a man has been stung by a bee on his testicles all in the name of science; Bieber is back to his old tricks and rumoured to be starting his own church; Disney villians are found to be dying in the same way and the results of Phelps v Shark are in, and boy are they disappointing. 

Private schools, pornhub and sausages

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2017 33:46


This week we top and tail with some dirty stories but try to clean up the middle (don't say we don't do anything nice for ya!). Ed Sheeran has quit twitter admist a GOT backlash; a Melbourne private school girl is participating in a dirty protest, and Kiwi women top the list of Pornhub users.

Wimbledon, ATMs and A-holes.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2017 33:02


After our "great success" premiere radio show last week, we're back with more podcasting goodness. This week a man has trapped himself in an ATM machine; Wimbeldon is forcing people to wear very specific underwear; and police shoot a could mid-coitus.

Hotdogs, orgies and butt wipes

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2017 37:36


Woooh, she's a smutty one this week. Dan is still banging on about his play; a priest has been caught in a gay, drug fuel orgy; and the hotdog eating world record has been smashed again.

Starbucks, cups and fannies

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2017 40:50


Damn Daniel, back at it again with another podcast! This week New Zealand has won the America's Cup once again, a man has pooped himself 11 times after drinking Starbucks, and Margot Robbie uses fanny cream on her lips.

Alarm clocks, Asa Akira and viral sensations

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2017 41:56


This week we're joined by New Zealand's "Best New Broadcaster", Jim Cawthorn. Dan has become a "viral sensation" during the week, featuring in an article in the NZ Herald; The Queen is in trouble with the police; a nerd (not Chris, surprisingly) is trying to get a date with Asa Akira and an alarm clock has been lost in a wall.

Lorde, Cruise and Kiwis

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2017 38:26


This week the Idiots take on the biggest news stories of the week, as usual. Tom Cruise is in New Zealand, and we manage to get an exclusive interview; Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather have finally agreed on the terms of a fight; 2 thieves have sex on a boat and Lorde has released a new album.

Constipation, duels and bed bugs

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2017 31:40


We're going high-brow with week with the top story back onto the topic of faeces. Rounding out the news of the week Canada has made duels legal; a hangry woman attacks a McDonalds worker; a man throws bed bugs at a civil servant and the top films of all time are named.

Covfefe, Hoverboards and Qantas

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2017 27:26


It's an absolute shambles this week because Dan is tired and "not in the mood". What a treat. Donald Trump is up to his old tricks and tweeting nonsense, the US military is working on personal hoverboards, a lady has taken pictures of 100's of penises and Qantas are trying to come up with names for their planes.

Smut, Sandler and South Africa

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2017 22:12


It's a short but smutty episode this week as the idiots take on the news of the week. A hunter was crushed to death by an Elephant; a man has had his penis transplant tattooed; women are using old phones as vibrators; and Adam Sandler's new film received a standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival.

Orcas, UFOs and Nessy

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2017 29:17


It's a different feel this week as Chris pushes all the buttons. Tom Cruise is on his way to NZ, Nessy has been spotted for the first time in a while, a UFO was spotted on the ISS feed.

Ebola, pies and pisner.

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2017 30:16


After a rocky start we're back for a brand new week. There is a fresh outbreak of Ebola to send the world into a tizzy, a french reported keeps getting sconned in the face with pies, the Danes are trying to make a beer from urine, and Friends reunion rumours are finally put to rest.

Fugitives, freaks and Phillip

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2017 30:43


Drama unfolded this week with the world thinking Prince Phillip had died. A baby was born with 2 heads, Dan learnt a new fact about Celine Dion and Stephen Colbert is in hot water about something he said about Donald Trump. Plus, we're joined by World Record holder Lee Weir to discuss the fate of his record.

Jurassic Park, flying cars, and Coke.

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2017 36:03


A real life Jurassic park has been found somewhere in Australia. Dan is a massive dino-buff and shows off some of his paleontology skills. Donald Trump has done something else mental, Uber is testing flying cars, the pope does a TED talk and a robot is kicked to shit. All this and more this week on The Idiot's Guide to the Week.

Missiles, Yachtsman and Old People.

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2017 31:00


This week is a sad one for historians with last person born in the 1800s kicking the bucket. North Korea is fireing blanks and the Idiots talk to Duncan Heyde from The Rock FM about his story that made it to Graham Norton's Red Chair.

Easter, Apple and Advertising (w/ Ashton Brown)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2017 43:04


This week we're joined by Ashton Brown, who has a show in this year's NZ International Comedy Festival: Anxious to meet you. It's Easter weekend and we are slightly disappointed with Cyclone Cook. Is Donald Trump about to trigger WW3? Apple are testing self-driving cars. And Sonny Bill Williams is back in the news causing more controversy.

Queer clowns, estate agents and cubing

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2017 26:40


This week is a bit of a shambles. The Idiot's are very hung over and tired. Putin is upset at being depicted as a gay clown, a real estate agent is in hot water after mailing someone his poo, and Chris has a go at solving a rubix cube.

T-Rex, Pornhub, and cookbooks

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2017 34:25


Turns out the most ferocious dinosaur was a sensitive lover; Max Key is apparently trying to follow in his father's footsteps; Pornhub is trying to keep your history private, and Gwyneth Paltrow is causing a fair bit of food poisoning.

Terror, Key and raging bulls

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2017 32:08


With the news this week from London, we have to get serious for a little bit. John Key has left parliament, Adele hits New Zealand and we were lucky enough to see her live. A Mexican man gets gored by a bull, and Chris wraps up the week on the web.

Brexit, Bieber and Bachelors

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2017 40:33


It's been a busy week for us Idiot's but we've managed to source some great news for you. Britain has finally set a date for leaving the EU; Trump is propagating more lies, alleging Obama has been spying on him; and Justin Bieber is in New Zealand for his Auckland concert, so we try get him on the phone.

Korea, cows and conspiracies

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2017 32:19


Only 3 weeks into our new format and it's already a slow news week. But we still manage to delve into the meaty stories of the week. Korea's President has been impeached, some bloke is trying to break the cow milking record, and there is a new theory on what really happened to MH370. Find out all that and more.

Oscars, gumboots and the moon

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2017 35:18


This week the Idiots take on the utter debacle that was this years Oscars ceremony. With that out of the way, it's on to small town NZ news, Shortland Street's US prime time debut and Chris wraps on the week on the web.

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