Dad's What I'm Talking About

This week….  politicians, the good old days, teaching kids to manage money, kids choosing careers, teaching kids to invest, Christmas presents, whoopee cushions, first ever video game, when can kids walk to school unaccompanied? giving kids spicy food,

This week….  making your kids laugh, the joys of video calling, family spread around the world, kids playing violent video games, Squid Game, Goat Simulator, the father / friend balance, arson, child abduction, letting kids walk to school on their own, common sense,

This week……… podcasting Guild of Dad's, podcasts guests, The Queen, school plays, football chants, Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus, building a shed, creating fire, kids fending for themselves,

This week… collaboration with Guild of Dad's Podcast, kids fashion, protesters, Daniel Craig, age to get a tattoos, dealing with bullying, kids underwhelmed by site seeing, transformers, Jimmy Saville     Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/bosnow/party-rock License code: ZK01GOJVRDYQY4OY

This week…. goths, bank robberies, getting fingers stuck in things, kids pissing their pants, when and when not to shout , scones, how to eat a burger, should children be vegetarian, kids yoga,

This week…….butt Plugs, online sex for money, the millennium dome, being injured by your children, redesigning the scrotum, your first pair of Nike shoes, 90's camcorders, dating apps, making your kids laugh, hiding behind the sofa,

This week... podcasts, odd balls, being territorial, town v countryside, road rage, having too many children, child birth, video game addiction, learning to ride a bike,

The Mum special !! This week we talk about all things mum. How often do you speak to your mum? Do you really appreciate her? Is she a complete pain in the arse?   All these questions and more!

This week... visiting parents, kids days out,  Dad sayings, Dad jokes,  offensive jokes  tourettes,  lying,  first girlfriends and boyfriends, fishing,  our first guest!!!!    

This week..... famous Dads, virtue signalling parents,  traveling on your own,  pets, punishment for bad behaviour, writing down advice for your kids to read in the future,  books that changed our lives,      

This week…..Pest control, soggy biscuit, funeral for a butterfly, bedtime stories, teaching kids about anatomy, lying to parents, dangers of the internet, racism on social media, mixed race families,

This week….  growing a beard going bald, kids movies, sharing a bed with your child, setting boundaries, father/friend balance, tough love, respect for parents, terrifying teachers,

This week...... toy soldiers, Minecraft, teaching kids history,  hatching butterflies,  crocodiles,  Ben Fogle,  prostate cancer,  MRI scans,  loosing your car key, 

This week…. the joy of pickup trucks. the British summer, scientific words for genitalia, sex education, the Rock for President, taking kids out in the rain, shielding kids from trauma, helping injured animals, kids defying their parents, the dad look.

This week…..Post 40 eyesight, sex education, girls getting their period, sexting, first exposure to porn, self defence, family road trips, controlling your temper, monkeys eating shit, kids creating their own games, walking in the rain,

This week…Alcohol consumption Lock down The rise of political correctness Encountering perverts Eurovision Being disappointed in your child Crazy golf Dealing with tantrums Drinking breast milk Kids loosing teeth Singing  in the car with your kids Nick names

This week... fitting TV's to the wall, Dadsnet, classic British comedy, teaching kids to swim, letting kids go out unaccompanied,  child abduction,  kids watching  Avengers, London Mayer elections, teletext and ceefax, best way to kill wasps

This week….War with France, teaching kids bout gambling, loosing in Vegas, in app purchases, teaching kids about religion, home schooling, Peloton injuries, kids and animals, seeing yourself in your child, conflicting parenting styles

This week….. Technology fail, COVID vaccination, RIP Prince Philip, how to spray a garden fence, inappropriate lyrics for kids, buying your first album, exam stress, kids pissing their pants, doctor fails, death,   

Turning 40,  cooking tomahawk steaks,  retro watches,  This week...... He-Man,  sledging,  what if my 3 year old was prime minister, visiting the pier,  are fairground rides safe?    house renovation, COVID vaccinations,  drinking in front of children,

This week…. Lock down Christmas,   Tom Cruise, Gifts to leave out for Santa, How to open Christmas presents, Introducing kids to Star Wars,Advance Star Wars chat, Learning painful lessons, Turkey or beef for Christmas?Home improvements, 

This week….. visiting SantaCOVID in schools, confronting people who drop litter,    kids drawing dicks,    lying to your kids,dealing with other peoples kids,    COVID vaccinations,kids discovering porn,kids seeing dead people,   

This week ...The rear naked choke, Staring death in the face, Kids trying new food, Grand parents spoiling kids, Parents lying about their kids, Inspector Gadget, Violence in cartoons, Elf on the shelf,Believing in Santa,Money back family time, How to deal with nuisance calls, Gorilla vs tiger 

Grandparents, This week....Christmas traditions, Decorating the tree,Spelling,School nativity, Protecting the family home, The Monster Raving Loony Party, Getting ‘the snip’, What age should you have kids? 

This week... Causing offence,Faggots, mash & peas,Over protecting your kids,Kids hitting parents,Biting,Transgender children, Teaching kids to cook,Kids watching scary movies,Arse wiping lessons,Visiting the bum doctor

This week... Technology fails,Getting the shits,Slippers,Bullying,Hiding pornography from your mum,COVID vaccination, Birth advice for men,

This week... Tidiness,teaching the value of money,going screen free for a day, handling a melt down, physical punishment, having too many children,   Ben Fogle, spicing up your sex life,   

 This week… Jimmy Saville, Wafting a fart, Disrespecting your father, Pissing in unusual places,feigning injury to avoid work, Playing in the rain, Lock down parenting, Kids learning painful lessons,Should kids play with guns? Defending your family & home,

This week...Throwing food at the wall, Visiting your parents, The danger of car roof boxes,Caravaning, Floatation tanks, Teaching kids to read maps, Dating apps,Dealing with SPAM,Masterbation,Dangers of the internet, 

This week.....Watership Down, Scary kids shows,Teachings kids about guns,Dirty Dancing,Teaching your kids to cook,Protecting your family,Getting punched in the face,The secret to a happy relationship

This week..Peppa pig world, Professor Stephen Hawking,Classic video games, Virtual reality,Pressure to fix things in the houseHow to combat cold feet,Your daughters first date, Pressure to be a man,The dying art of conversation, Home insulation tips.

This week...How to eat a burger,Dick injuries, Kids school achievements, How to play conkers, Learning to spell, Splashing in puddles, Kids ketchup addiction, Borrowing a dog, A guide to underpants, Socks or no socks?  

This week.... cider, Puking, Paper airplanes, Kids dealing with death, First piss of the day,Missing the toilet,The ball bag game, Advice to first time fathers,Speed drinking, Paternity leave

This week.....Loosing your memory, Kids amused by simple things, Mine craft, Kids lying to parents, Finding the right punishment, How much damage can an iPhone take?Dealing with a family break up,Introducing kids to politics, Should men sit down when they piss?The risks of pissing into a bottle.  

This week!.... Drawing a penis, Nudity, Siblings,When to shout at kids,Punishment,Making your kids laugh, Tailored men’s underpants,Wearing women’s underwear, Richard Geer’s gerbil,Erotic underwear, How to get rid of a wasps nest, 

This week!..... Taking kids to the woods, teaching kids about death, Peppa pig, Jewish diets, the ball bag game, when should a man put the heating on, wartime sex, 

This week!...  Stag nights/bachelor parties, breast feeding,protesting, Area 51, men wearing kilts, transgender in sports, bullying, Unit 731, kids playing video games, 

Join us as we discuss Shakespeare, Vanilla Ice, Trainspotting,making gin, kids picking up on your bad language, kids watching scary TV shows, 80’s and 90’s kids TV shows, making Lego for your kids, how tools got their names, daughters getting their first period, 

Chocolate, cruel foods, kids trying new food, how to cook a steak, Japan, camping as an adult, making and building things, squirrel attack! protecting your family, outdoor pissing, 

Kids fashion, kids hair styles,sunburn, hunting, animal slaughter, making a wasp trap,catching spiders,   

This week....Being a stepdad, smoking a pipe, dangers of farming, camping, back to work post lockdown, fixing things in the house, relationship breakups, loosing your Dad,religion, burying Grandad in a field, 

This week....Punishment, Tic Tok, Fortnight,90s video game consoles, kids addicted to video games, 18 certified games, Minecraft, K Pop, teaching kids to budget,teachings kids about Shakespeare, 

This week....road trips, being away from your kids, sci-fi movies, movies which require no brain power,dads fixing things around the house,politically correct kids TV shows, teaching kids about sexuality, teaching kids about religion, 

This week....Male genitalia, women drawing cocks, Harry Potter, memory loss, military parents, kids doing martial arts, banning Father’s Day, child neglect, getting sun burnt, partners imposing porn ban,buying flowers for women, pornographic screen savers,

This week....Nudity, Sharon Stone, Harry Potter, fussy eating kids, parent-centric parenting, child-centric parenting, strict parenting, smacking children, punishment at school, punishing other people’s kids

This week....Kids trying to tell jokes, the open mic comedy circuit, the pro comedy circuit, comedy gong shows, kids watching colouring in videos, encouraging kids to use their imagination, the love of salt, how to cook a steak, Vegas, family road trips, 

This week....Mandalorian, Fixing things by hitting them, Bobbys big news, cartoon censorship, all censorship,Jordon Peterson,Madeleine McCann, body language, boys being protective over their mum,kids making them selves dizzy,Cockney rhyming slang,singing about being naked, moon landing conspiracy theories

This week....over dressing kids in hot weather, cutting your own hair,   destroying inanimate objects in anger, mums lifting cars to save babies, cutting your children hair, home schooling, Britain’s Best Parents TV show, modern art, Crufts,One Man and his dog, gender neutral children,kids playing with toy guns, 

This week....American English vs British English,  Pogs,  wrestling stickers,  learning to write, home schooling,  animal cruelty,  bull shit stories that boys tell, incest,  step families,  throwing things in anger,  Sodastream, How to avoid an animal attack, kids trying new food,  

This week....What happened to T-shirts with writing on the back? global Hyper colour t-shirts? porn names, Micro Machines, toys you never had as a child, making forts out of cardboard boxes, building dens for your kids, filming kids in slow-motion, Mr Bean, kids watching 80’s comedy, kids learning to wipe their own ass, wiping a kids ass for he first time, the Bristol Stool chart,  

This week....Jaws,kids jumping out scaring people,not eating the crust,sperm banks,sheep dildos,kids starting to lie,kids not flushing the toilet,dads pretending to be Santa,kids refusing to get dressed,kids trying spicy food,mushrooms,