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A show about nothing from 3 friends who make "Nothing" sound amazing.

Joe, Danielle, Rich


    • Jan 9, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 3m AVG DURATION
    • 83 EPISODES


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    Episode 80- Crossing Swords

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2020 50:12


    This week Joe and Dan try to steer the ship as Rich is at one of his Knights of the Round Table meetings. We do some weird news, have some listener questions and we bring the pervert card game from crap Christmas to the show to see who the biggest pervert is.

    Episode 79- Hello 2020

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2020 55:57


    Happy New Year everybody!!! This week we talk about some stuff from 2019. Our normal weird news stories and how Rich got beat in Top Golf. I think he got over it.

    Episode 78- Crap Christmas 2.0

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2019 109:33


    Merry Christmas to everyone!! This week we have all of our normal nonsense, Weird news, and our lives over the last 2 weeks. Rich has a rant about his trip to Costco and Joe has 3 separate car issues, one of which almost killed him.. We also do our Crap Christmas again this year and Danielle has one of the BEST GIFTS EVER!!!! Listen to Rich almost throw up on this exciting edition of Dear Diary Podcast!

    Episode 77- Welcome back Rich

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2019 64:34


    WE HAVE DICK!! Welcome back buddy!! The weird news is here, Florida comes through like always and we have a couple of questions from listeners. We talk about the Joker movie again and what direction they should take the sequel. Happy Thanksgiving to all! #NoPhonyPodcastNetwork #PordernFamily

    Episode 76 - Massage Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2019 75:46


    We have some great weird news stories, Joe and Danielles close encounter with a famous person and Danielle tells us all about her masseuse who makes house calls. She tells us about this sickness she caught called feelings and is trying to find a good prescription to handle this situation. We don't have Rich again but we get him on the phone and the conversation continues. This could easily be the best show we have ever done!

    Episode 75 - Cough for me

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2019 59:01


    This week we cover the 3rd porn convention we have attended, Rich calls in from his deathbed and we have some "Sexy" weird news stories. Thanks again to all who support our nonsense, We Love you all!!!

    Episode 23 Repost- Snowballs Chance in Hell

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2019 72:36


    In this episode Rich loses his mind over the jelly jar and Danielle learns about snowballing. It's one of our favorite episodes to tell new listeners to start with. The whole show is really good but the last 20 minutes could be the best 20 minutes in our two year run. #PodernFamily #NoPhonyPodcastNetwork

    Episode 74- Too Mcfar for some McRibs

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2019 65:57


    Joe traveled an hour to get some McRibs for taste testing on the show. We all got to see Joker for our review and we have a Mt. Rushmore from Mr. Jay Adson. Weird news and other wonderful nonsense that you all know and love.

    Episode 73- We Back Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2019 58:12


    A man drinks a cocktail made with his own toe, a woman and a man fall to their death having sex on a balcony and Joe rocks a new dick T-Shirt to the bowling alley. Also we get another example of why Rich owns the nickname Dick while in Atlantic City. Thank you to everyone out there for the continued support!! We love you all!! #NoPhonyPodcastNetwork #PodernFamily

    Episode 72 - In Florida We Trust

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2019 49:18


    Leave it to Florida to give us some excellent stories to bring us back from our 2 weeks off. Sir Reverend Dick is away working his little corner of Paramus, Danielle talks about her weekend music festival and Joe tells all about the bowling weekend getaway. Listen up people!!

    Episode 71- Robo Strip Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 71:29


    Why?....... Just..... Why? Robot pole dancing, Would you rathers, Weird news and Joes trip to see Slipknot. Rich shows us his new black finger and we have a spirited debate on when it's ok to hit a woman. Danielle goes in on the women who use the "I'm a Woman" card too much.

    Episode 70 - Question, Questions, Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 67:10


    Some weird news, our bowling championship and a ton of questions brought to us from producer Matt. Great episode this week, you're going to love it!

    Episode 69- The 69 Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2019 50:51


    No Sir reverend Dick is being sworn in tonight so he's M.I.A but we have some good content to bring you. Sexy weird news stories, some questions from the listeners and we talk about the dating sites that Dan is using. Enjoy it and don't forget to drop a review on iTunes and Youtube Please and thank you

    Episode 68- Knights of the iced tea mix

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 74:20


    This week we have Rich give us more reasons why he's nuts!! You won't believe it, even as you're listening. We have some great suggestions for topics from listeners and some fun weird news.

    Episode 67 - Damn we got some stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2019 74:23


    We have a ton of things to cover from our time away, vacation stories, Walmart stories and of course weird news. We had a lot of fun with this one and you will have a good time listening

    Episode 66- Kate Uptons Boobs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2019 77:15


    Weird news, A crazy confusing fantasy scenario from Jay from politics with Dummies and a discussion on whether or not Kate Upton had a boob job. Happy Anniversary to us!!! We had a lot of fun with this one and thank you to everyone who has supported us from the start of this crazy ass show!!

    Episode 65- We are Dickless

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2019 43:50


    Week 2 of 3 without the good reverened and we make it work in the best way we know how, WE WING IT!!! Weird news, sexual would you rathers and we talk about Nike backing out of releasing sneakers that offened Colin. It's a sad day in the world but we make everyone happy!

    Episode 64- It's a new one

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2019 56:42


    We talk about our bowling trip to Atlantic City, Anna's weird date and Rob has no problem talking about his Squirting girlfriend over breakfast while sitting next to his sister. We also have some would you rathers from friends of the show. Don't miss this one!!!

    Episode 63- Meet Reverend Rich

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2019 66:56


     We take a week off of doing this show and Rich comes back as an ordained minister because he was bored at work one day. While he was getting he new license he also found time to get a bunch of weird news. Joe brings in KFC's new cinnabon bisquits and we talk about assisted suicide and Rich's obsession with going to movies alone.

    Episode 62- Cut The Hep out

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2019 80:22


    This week we have our friend Melissa from American Cover Story in studio filling in for Danielle and of course we have to make it weird. Rich reads a fan letter Melissa received a while back. We have some listener Mt. Rushmores and Would you Rathers and we talk about the live edition of All in the Family and the Jeffersons. We had a lot of fun with this one and it shows being we went extra long.... That's what she said....

    Episode 61- Deez Nuts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2019 59:08


    Wow we had a lot to go over after a week off. 4o minutes in before we even get to weird news, Rich tells us about his party he went to last week and Danielle tell us about a name some friends gave her when she was a kid. We also have some Mt. Rushmores from listeners. Great episode to check out this week

    Episode 60- How do you like your salad

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2019 62:18


    WOW this episode takes an odd turn. We do weird news, go back over what makes a Cincinnati 7 and Joe's first solo trip to the movies. We also go over Dans question from a friend and its a bootylicious topic to cover.

    Episode 59- Smells like America

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 64:14


    More weird news then you know what to do with, More Kranch then some might want, and more then one of us has ever had. mother nature screwed up Joes yard and we have the Kranch taste test. Very entertaining this week, make sure to check it out.

    Episode 58- Whats a Cincy 7??

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2019 69:55


    Soooo much weird news this week. People don't disappoint, from drug users to couples having sex in front of kids. We got it all this week. Joe brings a story to the segment and Dan has a would you rather that once again has Joe on the other side of the opinion.

    Episode 57- Chocolate or Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2019 54:46


    This week we have a spirited debate about getting rid of chocolate or cheese. Our normal weird news and fun banter. Don't have a lot to describe but its a good one this week.

    Episode 56- Guess whoz back

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2019 76:40


    This week we follow a social media trend and look up weird news stories from out birthday, Matt the producer gives us our would you rather and the Guys from Politics With Dummies give us a great set of Mt. Rushmores. We might have offended another group of people this week but youre going to have to listen to find out!!  

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    Is that Keto I Smell...

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2019 65:41


    Hey guys and girls are you doing the Keto Diet? Well this is a podcast you need to listen to!! We also cover weird news about a guy, yes a guy, who bites his male cousins junk when he caught him having sex on his dragon ball Z sheets. We have a guest pop on this week, American Cover Story, a great cover band from Staten Island who helps us get through our Mt. Rushmore of guitar riffs. Thanks to our buddies Jay Adson and Jay Ray for their submitions too!  Another great show for your listening pleasure.

    Episode 54 - Where's Rich?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2019 47:09


    A lady floating away on an iceberg, A guy goes to a coinstar with 30 grand in rare coins and Dan updates us on how crappy dating sites are. We have a great show this week and even have left over notes for next week!

    Episode 53- Is it offensive in here?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2019 64:28


    This week we walk the line of keeping and losing listeners in a very entertaining segment of "is this person hot or not". Rich pulls up some weird news he's been holding on to and Dan and Joe go over their car trouble from this week.

    Brownie Battered Goodness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2019 51:03


    It's been a long time since we had a rant from Rich, this week we get one about the brownie batter donut from Dunkin. We also have some weird news and a would you rather from former producer Matt. We are back guns blazing with this episode so don't miss out!!!

    Episode 51- Crap Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2018 69:29


    Tis the season for Christmassy weird news stories, some great would you rathers and Mt. Rushmores from listeners and we do our first Crap Christmas. Tell us  who you think bought the best gift and who ended up with the best presents. Happy holidays everyone!!

    Episode 50- Amazon Sells That?!?!?!?!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2018 66:19


    This week we have our usual weird news, some great Mt. Rushmores and would you rathers from fans of the show and Joe updates his weight loss on the 5 month anniversary of his surgery.

    Episode 49- You don't have to suck on it

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2018 77:35


    Great show this week. We have an update on sex robots, great weird news and 17 terms for sex acts. We really cover all bases this week. We also have a couple of listeners suggested Mt. Rushmores. Thanks to the guys at Politics with Dummies podcast.

    Episode 48 - A Robot Says What

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2018 51:30


    Thanksgiving, Weird news, Sex Robots and a whole lot more this week. Please forgive us for no intro or outro, The main computer is down and we have no way of getting the files.

    Republish Episode 34 Carpal Tunnel is a Mood Killer

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2018 46:24


    Florida comes through for us like it always does, we also have a would you rather that drew the attention of a movie director and Joe tells us why he was a little upset before we started recording.

    Episode 47 - Hotie Returns.... Part Deux

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2018 60:54


    Well Well Well, It was bound to happen. Hotie has come back into our lives and Dan has a date to go out for drinks with him. We go over our trip to the porn convention and some good weird news. Another can't miss episode from us to you!

    Episode 46 - I'm Your Unicorn

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2018 65:05


    Weird news, would you rathers, evaders of personal space, and all the other hijinks that you've come to love from us. We talk about the Exxxotica convention coming up this week and Riches phone call to McDonalds corporate about why the Tri-State area hasn't gotten the McRib

    Episode 45 The Craptastic return of us

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2018 74:02


    We are back!!! We took a month off due to life events and work stuff and we come back with a ton of weird news, Would you rathers from the guys over at Politics with Dummies, and other crap that once again derails the show. It's a good one, make sure you don't miss it!!

    RePublish Episode 21

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2018 63:30


    After a week off we're back!!! We talk about the Superbowl a little bit, try and figure out what's a catch and what's not. We bring you guys another would you rather and Joe brings a question that may show peoples ages. We had a lot of fun with this one, especially when we recreate a possible date scenario between Danielle and Hotie. Check us out, let us know your thoughts on whether she should go out with him, and don't forget to follow us on all the social medias @DearDiaryPod

    Episode 44- I've got WHAT in me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2018 64:57


    This week we have some ancestry results from Rich, and another update on Joe's weight loss. And a quick talk about a hot dog that 2 out of three of us wouldn't eat. We also have our usual weird news and some would you rathers. 

    Episode 43- Skinny Jeans Are Coming

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2018 67:08


    The weirdest of weird news, Joe's weight loss update and a Mt. Rushmore from Politics for Dummies that took us to some classic commercials. Its another good one from start to finish.  Check out our website and the Friends of the show page at DearDiaryPod.com

    Where did you put that??

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2018 57:27


    We had a lot to talk about this week. Joe talks about his weekend caring for his daughter, his weight loss update, and how works has been going since coming back from surgery. We have a really odd weird news story involving a guy and a... never mind and we talk about Nike and how the move to make Kap the face of the Just Do It campaign.

    Separate your food

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2018 61:37


    We are back after a week off and we all get into a food discussion of what doesn't go with what. Some more weird news with an update on an old story and Rich tells us why we shouldn't hang our shirts. It's another good one in our opinions. 

    Episode 40 - Eat Wings Like A Gentlman

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2018 59:14


    Joe updates us on how his weight loss journey is going, Danielle tells us hotie has reached out again and there is a extended back and fourth between Joe and Rich about eating wings with a fork and knife. Plus weird news and our typical nonsense which you all love so much.

    Episode 39 - Technical Difficulties

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2018 49:12


    Weird news, would you rathers, and technical difficulties, this show has it all. Thanks to JodieB from The Po Boys Podcast and RJ for the would you rathers. And a huge shout out to Poland for the weirdest weird news story. 

    Episode 38 - Did you hit record?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2018 60:32


    This week we get into one of Dans POF conversations and we really need to help these guys get a clue. Joe updates us on how his diet is going and Joe and Dan make fun of Rich's on site dancing and sock choices.

    Episode 37- Nice Shoes, Wanna Bang??

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2018 56:01


    We have a full house again and we waste no time getting into the crap we love bringing you. Weird news from a guy with no arms, Joe's surgery update and Dans dating adventures. Check us out at DearDiaryPod.com for all our outlets.

    Episode 36- Come Back Rich

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2018 56:46


    Joe and Dan are at it again without Rich. We make the most of it with some would you rather from listeners and some weird news that Joe has to find cuz Rich couldn't make it. 

    Episode 35- Monsters Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2018 60:12


    Might have the best weird news story in a very long time, we talk about our Celebrity hall passes and we get really deep with a question sent in from a listener.

    Episode 34 - Carpal Tunnel is a mood killer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2018 46:24


    Florida comes through for us like it always does, we also have a would you rather that drew the attention of a movie director, and Joe tells why he was a little upset before we started recording.

    Episode 33 - Did you do your homework

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2018 61:27


    This week we talk about Rich and his first step to get Chubendales off the ground, some more weird news from florida and our annual bowling dinner in Atlantic City. Thanks to everyone for the support we love you guys!!

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