Kids programming through adult beverages.
"Remora." The word is "remora." Also, sharks only kinda have tongues, but it's weird. And, also, Dolph Lundgren is in this. It's a wild ride.
Apparently this was Andy's favorite movie in 1995. In his defense, most kids his age have terrible taste in movies.
The second part, where Lisa has many feels about Tom Holland not knowing what's going on.
Lisa begins her trip through the Spiderman mythos a few years behind the curve.
Just after Adam says there will probably never be a third one... there's a third one.
If someone told you to cross How to Train your Dragon with Moby Dick, you'd be 90% there.
Because one movie about terrorizing children to solve the energy crisis isn't enough.
Of course they made a sequel. Of course it's worse. But, still, somehow, it works.
The sequel to the movie that gave us the phrase "wait, is this movie secretly about racism?" returns and... it's secretly about racism.
Well, it's an computer generated animal movie with Tony Hale as the villain. Like that narrows it down...
The second installment in the DaVinci Code for Americans sees Nicolas Cage moving on to international incidents, not just federal crimes.
Sure, it's not really a kids movie, but there's no way anyone expected adults to take this seriously.
A movie that covers 7,000 years of history in just under half the time.
A kids movie with profound theological implications.
Simply the best movie where Nick Nolte, as a gorilla, sings along to the Apple Bottom Jeans song. Undeniably.
Nicolas Cage plays Nicolas Cage in this movie that has, easily, the worst pun we've ever heard as a major plot point.
In a rare departure from our usual, we watched the sequel after the original and in consecutive weeks.
Remember when Steve Martin didn't just do family films? I feel like he remembers, and wishes he could use his grown up words in this movie.
I know it's really fun to dog on movies but, really, this one's fantastic.
The story of a bear in London and not the story of why no one thinks that's odd.
Ever wonder what it would look like if Jackie Chan produced Aladdin? Well, turns out it's actually pretty good.
Please, fans of the book, don't come at us. This movie only has a passing resemblance to the source material which was, of course, Harry Potter. Anything else is purely coincidental.
I wonder if Neil Diamond will try to pull his music from this movie due to its use of Joe Rogan? I mean, we could only hope someone realizes they don't want to be in this thing.
Lin Manuel Miranda produces his biggest hit since Silent E is a Ninja.
We love kung fuuuuuu! Actually, this isn't that bad of a movie. Pretty watchable, even. Because Jack Black, probably.
A story of a boy, his robot, and the multibillion dollar tech industry that brought them together and then tries to pull them apart.
The story of a bear who knows nothing about Christmas and learns probably all the wrong lessons.
They did it! They made a movie about the song you've heard a million times. Only it's not about the song, or anything in reality, either. And it makes little to no sense most of the time. But they did it!
This is simply the best version of A Christmas Carol ever put to film and also probably the best Muppet movie, as well.
Updating Christmas Story for Millennials goes about exactly as expected.
When a sequel has none of the same cast from the original and has Larry the Cable Guy as a star, you're not off to a good start. Oh, and it's produced by the same guys that tried the XFL... twice.
We're 6 movies in and, if anything, they're speeding up. Also, the second consecutive Christmas movie with a guest appearance by Chris Parnell.
Another family comedy from Steve Martin. Another show based on a vintage cartoon. But, somehow, it kind of works.
The tale as old as time, but still problematic.
Will Farrell brings his idiot man child routine to actual children and... it works.
Gonzo must spend a night in the famous Haunted Mansion. Still way better than Eddy Murphy.
Finally doing the first movie in the series that started this podcast.
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