A podcast with one rule, and its in the title. Originally created by 3 brothers, this comedy podcast attempts to bring you laughs in a what we feel is the worst organized podcast known to man. But the conversations are real, the laughs are common, and the hosts rage is very realistically fueled by p…
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Malcolm, Cameron, and Elijah discuss things that people with Parkinsons shouldnt do, a man trying to hide from police in a chimney, people in New Orleans hunting a rouge dog, Viagara being in health supplements, people you dont want at your funeral, and a Battle of Katt Williams impersonations took overSupport the show
Malcolm, Bryan, and Jazz take shots of Patron & Henny while discussing bryan's inability to handle caffeine, the allure of free cocaine, crying on social media, fighting giraffes, and caring for mentally ill football playersSupport the show
Malcolm, Lou, & Jazz discuss Patrennessy, drunk women beating up men, their behavior during arguments, why men pursue women and then lose interest, being with someone who has split personalities, and phrases to let people know we're a hostageSupport the show
Malcolm, Lou, Jazz, and Bryan compare being tased to fighting Mike Tyson, sex with lights on vs off, saying “line” when you dont know how to respond to someone, play Hood You Rather, and discover that Lou is up to HEINOUS activitySupport the show
Malcolm, Lou, and Jazz discuss getting CPR from someone with bad breath, Jazz lists her top 5 tattoos that says a man is a hoe, Malcolm wants to talk about women saying “men dont have money”, a new tactic for lawyers is discussed, and Lou has a weird reason for sleeping in socksSupport the show
Malcolm, Lou, & Jazz discuss her top 5 least attractive hobbies, Bryan having having a fraudulent doctor, why Roosters scream, tackle an age old hoodie argument, and play Hood You RatherSupport the show
Malcolm, Cameron, and Elijah discuss whether or not they'd sell BOTH testicles for $10M, Low Cost No Cost Vasectomies, Jump scares in porn, sleeping with a mortician, an ultrasound revealing something other than a baby inside someone, and shower masturbationSupport the Show.
Malcolm, Bryan, and Jazz discuss whether its worse to have a face for radio vs bag over your head, if there is a manly way to get a condom, Building a horror game specifically for black people, and Top 5 worst immersive experiencesSupport the Show.
Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss saying “we need to talk during sex”, Lou's potential to be an ass-eater, Lou said he ate a porn cake, women wearing straps to the club, people improving because of their side-piece, what percentage of baby mamas still sleep with their baby daddy, and play hood you ratherSupport the Show.
Malcolm & Cameron discuss hit and runs, a deleted Burger King tweet, the failed Trump assassination, living in a town full of werewolves, a woman having a rag doll family, and things they love or hate about doing stand up comedySupport the Show.
Malcolm, Lou, & Bryan play Hood You Rather, discuss lap dances and kids w/ gambling issues at Chuck E Cheese, the mormon act of “Soaking” and eating 10 popeyes biscuits with no waterSupport the Show.
Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss a man who cant stop jumping in front of cars for insurance money, the idea of ads interrupting porn like it was basic cable, people flexing on social media with other people's property, and what if pants actually caught on fire when people liedSupport the Show.
Malcolm, Lou, and Josh discuss the speed of food service workers, a conversation between a man and his girlfriend's sugar daddy, discovering masturbation as kids, how to survive being jumped, as a woman, and play Hood You RatherSupport the show
Malcolm, Josh, & Lou open the unofficial Season 2 to discuss getting jumped on accident, a woman who frequently cheats on her husband w/ 3somes, a college university losing a basketball game by 141 points, Josh's desire to hide in the bushes to ambush people, and we play Hood You RatherSupport the show
Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss another meme about cards declining, what it would mean to be titled the worst gay man ever, a man not knowing that showers had hot water, people getting fiberglass in their eye, and a woman being asked a weird question about an elephant on her job application Support the show
Malcolm & Lou discuss a hypothetical scenario of a black person needing to say “i have black friends” when saying the N-word, play another round of Hood You Rather, hospitals undoing their treatment for people who cant pay, eating the food of someone who was in an accident, and KFC sending someone a rejection email full of chicken punsSupport the show
Malcolm & Lou discuss a woman's wedding ring failing a diamond test at a basketball game, men who have undergone height surgery having their knees “blow out”, a woman being kicked out of her church for wanting a divorce, Malcolm's thought process if he had been the one to assassinate JFK, the thought process of women who put their kids up for adoption, and then play Hood You RatherSupport the show
Malcolm & Lou discuss Disney security being extra, proposing at other people's wedding,a woman canceling her birthday because her friend was dressed too nice, a queen sacrificing her relatives, and play Would You RatherFind Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou Also Subscribe to our cousin podcast Freecs n Geecs, (available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, & iHeart Radio)Support the show
Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss a woman soft launching her man on social media AFTER they already got married, Malcolm has an issue with a commercial about cleft lips and admits to being on the side of criminals during bank robbery, also Lou thinks women shouldnt hide their boyfriends on social media & Malcolm announces the pod has TWO “cousin podcasts”…*Freecs & Geecs (available on Spotify, iHeart Radio, Amazon Music & Apple Podcast)*Its A Working Title (coming soon)Find Us On InstagramMalcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesLou @SkipToMyLouTubeSupport the show
Malcolm, Josh, and Lou discuss the importance of checking to make sure the stall has toilet paper, wet wipes, the idea of homeless people avoiding a chicken wing trap, sleeping naked, 5 food descriptions Malcolm doesnt understand, and and if its sassy to let a woman slide your drawers offFollow Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdJosh @__JayJamesLou @SkipToMyLouTubeSupport the show
Malcolm, Lou, Josh, and Bryan discuss Jess Hilarious being politely robbed, what do you do if someone breaks in your house and tries to drown you, Malcolm's Top 5 worst people on social media, how much Drake he was tripping during “Marvins Room”, and spin the block on 2 topics from previous episodesFollow Us On IG:Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesJosh @__JayJamesSupport the show
Malcolm, Josh, and Bryan discuss what things are ruining relationships, Malcolm gives his list of 5 Sassy Traits he is guilty of, 5 sassy traits he IS NOT, Josh gives his top 5 traits of childish women, learning to run from a fight, and what do you do if a woman brings you to her house and wont stop freestyling?Follow Us On InstagramMalcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesJosh @__JayJamesSupport the show
Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan talk about Lou visiting a elephant sanctuary, your girlfriends BBL getting repossessed, how big is too big for us to fight, one of our followers had a stroke at a gun range, and Lou has an interesting story from ThailandFollow Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesLou @SkipToMyLouTubeSupport the show
Malcolm, Bryan, and Jazz discuss the idea of black people supporting the idea of being overweight, which gender cheats up and which gender cheats down, are you ok with someone sending your significant other money regularly, which of our friends is always down to fight, and Jaz gives her top 5 traits of Sassy MenFollow Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesJazz @Fam0usJazzSupport the show
Malcolm, Bryan, and Tyler discuss fights between paraplegics, a stroke victim getting his motorcycle taken, Bryan putting on a shock collar, and the idea that a funeral is one of the best places to get foodFind Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesTyler @DevilWearsFentyTJSupport the show
Malcolm, Bryan, and Lou discuss a group of plus sized Hooters girls, the idea of copying Keith Lee to do reviews of sexual encounters, male keigels, and the possibilities if men could remove their ballsSupport the show
Lou is drunk and barely contributes to the conversation this episode while Malcolm and Bryan discuss Frozone's iconic scene from the first Incredibles movie, whether or not animal whisperers are frauds, a side dude getting his feelings hurt, and decide what animal they would have the best chance of surviving against for 15 minutes (choices are bear, tiger, hippo, and alligator)Follow Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimesLou @SkipToMyLouTubeSupport the show
Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss helping people across the street, a white supremacist who stops being racist when he's drunk, women saying that a city aint ready for them, and the fact that Lou coaches a team of high school wrestlers that found the podcastFollow Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesLou @SkipToMyLouTubeSupport the show
Its a new Season! Malcolm, Bryan, and Lou discuss an idea for a new type of haunted house, whether not they would care if a woman had them ranked on a list of potential sexual conquests, a man jumping a guy for sleeping with his woman, and whether or not mermaids have coochiesFollow Us On Instagram:Malcolm @silk_gawdBryan @beetwotimesLou @skiptomyloutubeSupport the show
Malcolm, Bryan, and Josh discuss who the slowest rappers are, whats the worst thing you can do on a first date, and which restaurants need to hire employees just to twerkSupport the show
Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss whether or not Hell is fun, what the lowest amount of money their spouse would have to make for them to be house husbands, an argument starts over Hitler & Anne Frank, and Malcolm discusses his theory that all slaveowners were gaySupport the show
Malcolm and Eric discuss a woman sleeping with her professor's husband over a failed grade, men wanting to build women houses, and what do you do if you pee in a woman's bedSupport the show
Malcolm, Bryan, and Josh, discuss what it would it take for a man to stay with a physically abusive woman, how shocking the "Hard ER" is, randomly roast each other, talk about the origins of the show, and Josh burning off his eyebrowsSupport the show
Malcolm, Lou and Tyler discuss hurtful things to say in an argument, a viral video of a boy being tired of church, and a woman revealing that her husband refuses to wipe his ass.Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeTyler @DevilWearsFentyTJSupport the show
Malcolm, Josh, & Keely are drunk as the whole group discusses Bryan being dangled over a pool, why people who say they go for “personality over looks” act like they dont consider physical appearance whatsoever, if a woman could work as a rotisserie chicken, and if you should care if people ate in your partner's DMsFind Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesJosh [UNAVAILABLE]Keely @Val_HallenSupport the show
Malcolm got into an argument on social media about what constitutes an independent woman and whether or not men desire one. So he brought receipts to the podcast... and Josh is drunkMalcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesTyler @DevilWearsFentyTJLesley @beautifull_babeeSupport the show
We discuss an elephant trampling a woman in India and then interrupting the funeral, the idea of going through your partners phone, what it means to be pansexual, and what would you do if your partner couldnt read.Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesTyler @DevilWearsFentyTJSupport the show
We discuss the idea of a woman leaving her man for being denied sex, why men get surprised when women offer to pay for things, how you know if a woman has daddy issues, and having sex in front of a mirrorMalcolm @Silk_GawdTyler @devilwearsfenty_tjBryan @BeeTwoTimesJosh @__JayJames Support the show
We pick up where we left off on the previous episode, talking about shady women and Anton smashing his teammates wives/girlfriends, Malcolm has an epiphany.Find Us On IG:Malcolm @SilkGawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesTyler @DevilWearsFentyAnton @the.biggg_ASupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
We revisit the topic of why women curve a guy and then stop him from talking to their friends, why women get mad if men dont pursue them after being curved, and who is the biggest hoe out of Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan.Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @SilkGawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesTyler @DevilWearsFentyAnton @The.Biggg_ASupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Malcolm, Bryan, Lou, and Zay talk about the idea of meeting a fine homeless chick and whether they would sleep with her under a bridge or take her home first. They revisit the topic of raw butting a port-o-potty, and why black people apply to a job just to NOT do it.Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesLou @SkipToMyLouTubeZay @BigZayMackRapsSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
This episode we discuss Leonardo Dicaprio and Samuel L Jackson's roles in Django, the fact that Dicaprio went off script when he rubbed his blood on Kerri Washington's face, and which type of slave all of us would be.Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesMarco @MaesionZay @BigZayMackRapsYoutube: EachBrothaTryna (EBT)Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Malcolm, Bryan, Marco, and Eric discuss the topic of being Eskimo Brothers with your friends.Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesMarco @MaesionEric @TheCraftECreationsFollow Us On Youtube:Each Brotha Tryn (EBT)Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Malcolm and Bryan kick off Season 5 with newcomers Eric and Marco to discuss what is a good nude, and what is the process a man goes through to send a SOLICITED nude.Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesMarco @MaesionEric @TheCraftECreationsSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
We discuss what services you would or would not want to pay for with sex, the difficulty of breaking up a fight between women, what happens when people in a relationship catch each other cheating at the same time, and Lou recruits our female listeners to come to his AirbnbFind Us On InstagramMalcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwotimesSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
We discuss the idea of women trying to use men's logic against them, why women will perform oral but not have sex, what types of sex toys are available for people with deformities, and when is it too soon to buy your significant other shoes.Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @SilkGawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesZay @BigZayMackRapsEric @TheCraftECreationsSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Eric & Zay make their first appearance as we discuss the relationship advice men & women tend to give, Lou being seen with women out in public, Malcolm's pullout game, and Eric & Zay having "all the hoes"Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
We discuss the story of a woman who brought 23 family members on a blind date, the idea of woman always expecting a man to pay for dates, and a screenshot of an out of pocket uncle in a family group chat.Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeTyler @DevilWearsFentyTJSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
We discuss women asking certain questions during sex, the idea of buying a financial planner in the era of smart phones, California outlawing "Stealthing" (the practice of removing a condom without your partner knowing), and Lou reveals that he is possibly an anti-vaxxer who got the Covid VaccineFind Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesTien @LeBryan_EZSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Malcolm, Lou, & Bryan discuss sideline reporters, Lou has words for Ashton talking bout him on other episodes, cancel culture going after musician's pasts, and what people who dont curse say during sex.Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)
Malcolm, Bryan, & Ashton discuss whether its worse for a woman to throw your clothes on the lawn or to neatly have them packed by the door, women making a man sleep on the couch, and how difficult it would be for them to suck a dick to save their best friend's life.Find Us On InstagramMalcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesAshton @FinallyFamace_Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)