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A podcast with one rule, and its in the title. Originally created by 3 brothers, this comedy podcast attempts to bring you laughs in a what we feel is the worst organized podcast known to man. But the conversations are real, the laughs are common, and the hosts rage is very realistically fueled by p…

Malcolm Xavier

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    • Dec 15, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    Keep Katt Williams Away From My Funeral

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2024 40:07


    Malcolm, Cameron, and Elijah discuss things that people with Parkinsons shouldnt do, a man trying to hide from police in a chimney, people in New Orleans hunting a rouge dog, Viagara being in health supplements, people you dont want at your funeral, and a Battle of Katt Williams impersonations took overSupport the show

    Patrennessy?!?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 127:42


    Malcolm, Bryan, and Jazz take shots of Patron & Henny while discussing bryan's inability to handle caffeine, the allure of free cocaine, crying on social media, fighting giraffes, and caring for mentally ill football playersSupport the show

    You're A Hostage, Whats The Duress Phrase?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2024 93:11


    Malcolm, Lou, & Jazz discuss Patrennessy, drunk women beating up men, their behavior during arguments, why men pursue women and then lose interest, being with someone who has split personalities, and phrases to let people know we're a hostageSupport the show

    The Dissection of Lou

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 80:36


    Malcolm, Lou, Jazz, and Bryan compare being tased to fighting Mike Tyson, sex with lights on vs off, saying “line” when you dont know how to respond to someone, play Hood You Rather, and discover that Lou is up to HEINOUS activitySupport the show

    Who Sleeps In Socks?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2024 77:18


    Malcolm, Lou, and Jazz discuss getting CPR from someone with bad breath, Jazz lists her top 5 tattoos that says a man is a hoe, Malcolm wants to talk about women saying “men dont have money”, a new tactic for lawyers is discussed, and Lou has a weird reason for sleeping in socksSupport the show

    The 3 Aeropostles

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2024 86:24


    Malcolm, Lou, & Jazz discuss her top 5 least attractive hobbies, Bryan having having a fraudulent doctor, why Roosters scream, tackle an age old hoodie argument, and play Hood You RatherSupport the show

    You Ever Tried Fried Placenta?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 65:54


    Malcolm, Cameron, and Elijah discuss whether or not they'd sell BOTH testicles for $10M, Low Cost No Cost Vasectomies, Jump scares in porn, sleeping with a mortician, an ultrasound revealing something other than a baby inside someone, and shower masturbationSupport the Show.

    Melanated Couches?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 85:51


    Malcolm, Bryan, and Jazz discuss whether its worse to have a face for radio vs bag over your head, if there is a manly way to get a condom, Building a horror game specifically for black people, and Top 5 worst immersive experiencesSupport the Show.

    Vampires or Assless Pants?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 76:11


    Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss saying “we need to talk during sex”, Lou's potential to be an ass-eater, Lou said he ate a porn cake, women wearing straps to the club, people improving because of their side-piece, what percentage of baby mamas still sleep with their baby daddy, and play hood you ratherSupport the Show.

    Did She Cheat On Her Ragdoll? (Bulletproof Trump)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2024 88:48


    Malcolm & Cameron discuss hit and runs, a deleted Burger King tweet, the failed Trump assassination, living in a town full of werewolves, a woman having a rag doll family, and things they love or hate about doing stand up comedySupport the Show.

    Chuck E Cheese Fiends

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2024 49:19


    Malcolm, Lou, & Bryan play Hood You Rather, discuss lap dances and kids w/ gambling issues at Chuck E Cheese, the mormon act of “Soaking” and eating 10 popeyes biscuits with no waterSupport the Show.

    Innocent Until Pants Are On Fire

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2024 60:17


    Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss a man who cant stop jumping in front of cars for insurance money, the idea of ads interrupting porn like it was basic cable, people flexing on social media with other people's property, and what if pants actually caught on fire when people liedSupport the Show.

    She Stole Uncle Earl's Money

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2024 69:17


    Malcolm, Lou, and Josh discuss the speed of food service workers, a conversation between a man and his girlfriend's sugar daddy, discovering masturbation as kids, how to survive being jumped, as a woman, and play Hood You RatherSupport the show

    I Wanna Hop Out The Bushes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 68:54


    Malcolm, Josh, & Lou open the unofficial Season 2 to discuss getting jumped on accident, a woman who frequently cheats on her husband w/ 3somes, a college university losing a basketball game by 141 points, Josh's desire to hide in the bushes to ambush people, and we play Hood You RatherSupport the show

    What Are You Gonna Do With Your Elephant?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2024 61:53


    Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss another meme about cards declining, what it would mean to be titled the worst gay man ever, a man not knowing that showers had hot water, people getting fiberglass in their eye, and a woman being asked a weird question about an elephant on her job application Support the show

    Can You Afford This Heart Transplant?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 40:57


    Malcolm & Lou discuss a hypothetical scenario of a black person needing to say “i have black friends” when saying the N-word, play another round of Hood You Rather, hospitals undoing their treatment for people who cant pay, eating the food of someone who was in an accident, and KFC sending someone a rejection email full of chicken punsSupport the show

    Could You Work At A Slavery Themed Restaurant?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2024 51:50


    Malcolm & Lou discuss a woman's wedding ring failing a diamond test at a basketball game, men who have undergone height surgery having their knees “blow out”, a woman being kicked out of her church for wanting a divorce, Malcolm's thought process if he had been the one to assassinate JFK, the thought process of women who put their kids up for adoption, and then play Hood You RatherSupport the show

    Wedding Gauntlet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2024 49:07


    Malcolm & Lou discuss Disney security being extra, proposing at other people's wedding,a woman canceling her birthday because her friend was dressed too nice, a queen sacrificing her relatives, and play Would You RatherFind Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou ​⁠​⁠ Also Subscribe to our cousin podcast Freecs n Geecs, (available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, & iHeart Radio)Support the show

    Would You Help During A Bank Robbery?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2024 68:36


    Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss a woman soft launching her man on social media AFTER they already got married, Malcolm has an issue with a commercial about cleft lips and admits to being on the side of criminals during bank robbery, also Lou thinks women shouldnt hide their boyfriends on social media & Malcolm announces the pod has TWO “cousin podcasts”…*Freecs & Geecs (available on Spotify, iHeart Radio, Amazon Music & Apple Podcast)*Its A Working Title (coming soon)Find Us On InstagramMalcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesLou @SkipToMyLouTubeSupport the show

    You Let Women Slide Your Drawers Off?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2024 64:09


    Malcolm, Josh, and Lou discuss the importance of checking to make sure the stall has toilet paper, wet wipes, the idea of homeless people avoiding a chicken wing trap, sleeping naked, 5 food descriptions Malcolm doesnt understand, and and if its sassy to let a woman slide your drawers offFollow Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdJosh @__JayJamesLou @SkipToMyLouTubeSupport the show

    Top 5 Worst People On Social Media

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2024 74:11


    Malcolm, Lou, Josh, and Bryan discuss Jess Hilarious being politely robbed, what do you do if someone breaks in your house and tries to drown you, Malcolm's Top 5 worst people on social media, how much Drake he was tripping during “Marvins Room”, and spin the block on 2 topics from previous episodesFollow Us On IG:Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesJosh @__JayJamesSupport the show

    Josh Has A List…

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2023 63:04


    Malcolm, Josh, and Bryan discuss what things are ruining relationships, Malcolm gives his list of 5 Sassy Traits he is guilty of, 5 sassy traits he IS NOT, Josh gives his top 5 traits of childish women, learning to run from a fight, and what do you do if a woman brings you to her house and wont stop freestyling?Follow Us On InstagramMalcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesJosh @__JayJamesSupport the show

    LADY BOYY, LADY BOYYYYY

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2023 80:53


    Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan talk about Lou visiting a elephant sanctuary, your girlfriends BBL getting repossessed, how big is too big for us to fight, one of our followers had a stroke at a gun range, and Lou has an interesting story from ThailandFollow Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesLou @SkipToMyLouTubeSupport the show

    Jazz's Top 5 Sassy (Men) Traits

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2023 77:48


    Malcolm, Bryan, and Jazz discuss the idea of black people supporting the idea of being overweight, which gender cheats up and which gender cheats down, are you ok with someone sending your significant other money regularly, which of our friends is always down to fight, and Jaz gives her top 5 traits of Sassy MenFollow Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesJazz @Fam0usJazzSupport the show

    We ONLY Go To Funerals For The Food

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2023 59:34


    Malcolm, Bryan, and Tyler discuss fights between paraplegics, a stroke victim getting his motorcycle taken, Bryan putting on a shock collar, and the idea that a funeral is one of the best places to get foodFind Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesTyler @DevilWearsFentyTJSupport the show

    I Left My Balls At The Crib

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2023 62:19


    Malcolm, Bryan, and Lou discuss a group of plus sized Hooters girls, the idea of copying Keith Lee to do reviews of sexual encounters, male keigels, and the possibilities if men could remove their ballsSupport the show

    Bryan Can Kill Lions With His Bare Hands

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023 66:48


    Lou is drunk and barely contributes to the conversation this episode while Malcolm and Bryan discuss Frozone's iconic scene from the first Incredibles movie, whether or not animal whisperers are frauds, a side dude getting his feelings hurt, and decide what animal they would have the best chance of surviving against for 15 minutes (choices are bear, tiger, hippo, and alligator)Follow Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_Gawd Bryan @BeeTwoTimesLou @SkipToMyLouTubeSupport the show

    Miami Aint Ready For Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2023 77:14


    Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss helping people across the street, a white supremacist who stops being racist when he's drunk, women saying that a city aint ready for them, and the fact that Lou coaches a team of high school wrestlers that found the podcastFollow Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesLou @SkipToMyLouTubeSupport the show

    Dont Put My Name at 100

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2023 69:33


    Its a new Season! Malcolm, Bryan, and Lou discuss an idea for a new type of haunted house, whether not they would care if a woman had them ranked on a list of potential sexual conquests, a man jumping a guy for sleeping with his woman, and whether or not mermaids have coochiesFollow Us On Instagram:Malcolm @silk_gawdBryan @beetwotimesLou @skiptomyloutubeSupport the show

    Twerking Taco Tuesday

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2023 62:09


    Malcolm, Bryan, and Josh discuss who the slowest rappers are, whats the worst thing you can do on a first date, and which restaurants need to hire employees just to twerkSupport the show

    Hell Gon Be Lit

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 61:26


    Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss whether or not Hell is fun, what the lowest amount of money their spouse would have to make for them to be house husbands, an argument starts over Hitler & Anne Frank, and Malcolm discusses his theory that all slaveowners were gaySupport the show

    Build A House Coochie

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 46:45


    Malcolm and Eric discuss a woman sleeping with her professor's husband over a failed grade, men wanting to build women houses, and what do you do if you pee in a woman's bedSupport the show

    Choke Me Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 63:36


    Malcolm, Bryan, and Josh, discuss what it would it take for a man to stay with a physically abusive woman, how shocking the "Hard ER" is, randomly roast each other, talk about the origins of the show, and Josh burning off his eyebrowsSupport the show

    If The Lords Sees Fit

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2023 41:04


    Malcolm, Lou and Tyler discuss hurtful things to say in an argument, a viral video of a boy being tired of church, and a woman revealing that her husband refuses to wipe his ass.Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeTyler @DevilWearsFentyTJSupport the show

    Can Women Be Rotisserie Chicken? (We Did This While Drunk, Vol 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2022 95:32


    Malcolm, Josh, & Keely are drunk as the whole group discusses Bryan being dangled over a pool, why people who say they go for “personality over looks” act like they dont consider physical appearance whatsoever, if a woman could work as a rotisserie chicken, and if you should care if people ate in your partner's DMsFind Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesJosh [UNAVAILABLE]Keely @Val_HallenSupport the show

    What's An Independent Woman?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 78:17


    Malcolm got into an argument on social media about what constitutes an independent woman and whether or not men desire one. So he brought receipts to the podcast... and Josh is drunkMalcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesTyler @DevilWearsFentyTJLesley @beautifull_babeeSupport the show

    Tyler Is Forksexual

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 78:18


    We discuss an elephant trampling a woman in India and then interrupting the funeral, the idea of going through your partners phone, what it means to be pansexual, and what would you do if your partner couldnt read.Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesTyler @DevilWearsFentyTJSupport the show

    Josh Will Marry A Woman For Chicken Nuggets

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 53:51


    We discuss the idea of a woman leaving her man for being denied sex, why men get surprised when women offer to pay for things, how you know if a woman has daddy issues, and having sex in front of a mirrorMalcolm @Silk_GawdTyler @devilwearsfenty_tjBryan @BeeTwoTimesJosh @__JayJames Support the show

    If You Read Between The Lines, Is It Still Toxic?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2022 55:39


    We pick up where we left off on the previous episode, talking about shady women and Anton smashing his teammates wives/girlfriends, Malcolm has an epiphany.Find Us On IG:Malcolm @SilkGawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesTyler @DevilWearsFentyAnton @the.biggg_ASupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)

    Why Cant I Talk To Your Friends? (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 32:23


    We revisit the topic of why women curve a guy and then stop him from talking to their friends, why women get mad if men dont pursue them after being curved, and who is the biggest hoe out of Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan.Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @SilkGawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesTyler @DevilWearsFentyAnton @The.Biggg_ASupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)

    Would You Take A Homeless Chick Home?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 63:18


    Malcolm, Bryan, Lou, and Zay talk about the idea of meeting a fine homeless chick and whether they would sleep with her under a bridge or take her home first. They revisit the topic of raw butting a port-o-potty, and why black people apply to a job just to NOT do it.Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesLou @SkipToMyLouTubeZay @BigZayMackRapsSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)

    "White N*ggas" Are A Myth

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 44:31


    This episode we discuss Leonardo Dicaprio and Samuel L Jackson's roles in Django, the fact that Dicaprio went off script when he rubbed his blood on Kerri Washington's face, and which type of slave all of us would be.Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesMarco @MaesionZay @BigZayMackRapsYoutube: EachBrothaTryna (EBT)Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)

    Humping With 1 Leg Up... Disrespectful?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 36:38


    Malcolm, Bryan, Marco, and Eric discuss the topic of being Eskimo Brothers with your friends.Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesMarco @MaesionEric @TheCraftECreationsFollow Us On Youtube:Each Brotha Tryn (EBT)Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)

    What Is A Good Nude?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 37:14


    Malcolm and Bryan kick off Season 5 with newcomers Eric and Marco to discuss what is a good nude, and what is the process a man goes through to send a SOLICITED nude.Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesMarco @MaesionEric @TheCraftECreationsSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)

    Do Women REALLY Throw Hands When They Fight?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 61:02


    We discuss what services you would or would not want to pay for with sex, the difficulty of breaking up a fight between women, what happens when people in a relationship catch each other cheating at the same time, and Lou recruits our female listeners to come to his AirbnbFind Us On InstagramMalcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwotimesSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)

    Do They Make Sex Toys For People With Deformities?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 77:40


    We discuss the idea of women trying to use men's logic against them, why women will perform oral but not have sex, what types of sex toys are available for people with deformities,  and when is it too soon to buy your significant other shoes.Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @SilkGawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesZay @BigZayMackRapsEric @TheCraftECreationsSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)

    Why Do Women Give Bad Relationship Advice?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 71:11


    Eric & Zay make their first appearance as we discuss the relationship advice men & women tend to give, Lou being seen with women out in public, Malcolm's pullout game, and Eric & Zay having "all the hoes"Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)

    Who Getting The Check? (And My Sweet Tea?)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2021 60:21


    We discuss the story of a woman who brought 23 family members on a blind date, the idea of woman always expecting a man to pay for dates, and a screenshot of an out of pocket uncle in a family group chat.Find Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeTyler @DevilWearsFentyTJSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)

    Whose Coochie Is It?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 62:01


    We discuss women asking certain questions during sex, the idea of buying a financial planner in the era of smart phones, California outlawing "Stealthing" (the practice of removing a condom without your partner knowing), and Lou reveals that he is possibly an anti-vaxxer who got the Covid VaccineFind Us On Instagram:Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesTien @LeBryan_EZSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)

    R Kelly Wasnt A Criminal When He Made The Ignition Remix

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 70:06


    Malcolm, Lou, & Bryan discuss sideline reporters, Lou has words for Ashton talking bout him on other episodes, cancel culture going after musician's pasts, and what people who dont curse say during sex.Malcolm @Silk_GawdLou @SkipToMyLouTubeBryan @BeeTwoTimesSupport the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)

    Fellas: Give A Man Head or Be Paralyzed For Life?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 64:17


    Malcolm, Bryan, & Ashton discuss whether its worse for a woman to throw your clothes on the lawn or to neatly have them packed by the door, women making a man sleep on the couch, and how difficult it would be for them to suck a dick to save their best friend's life.Find Us On InstagramMalcolm @Silk_GawdBryan @BeeTwoTimesAshton @FinallyFamace_Support the show (https://cash.app/$XavierDEY)

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