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Sorry we've been gone for a bit, we are going to get into a more stable recording schedule soon and to celebrate that here is a a long over due episode where we dive into HAMMER HORROR with special guest Bill The Butcher from Land of The Creeps and Music Movies Sports and Stuff! We hope you enjoy.The Shadow Of The CatRaul - 6 out of getting killed by the pussy (stream)Anthony - 8.5 out of 10 being pushed down the stairs buy a cat (stream on shady russian website unless you're a completist of cat horror then buy it)Ashley - 10 out of 10 ornate cat portraits (buy if you can find it)Bill - 6.5 out of 10 puddles of quicksand (rent)The Plague Of The ZombiesRaul - 9 out of 10 sexy blue zombie girls (buy)Anthony - 7 out of 10 Hot decapitated zombies next to a grave (stream on Russian websites unless you're a completist of Hammer Horror then buy)Ashley - 7 out of 10 Headless Alices (stream)Bill - 8 out of 10 tin cups (buy)To The Devil A DaughterRaul - 6.5 out of 10 Humping statues (rent)Anthony - 7 out of 10 demon fetuses being pushed out of the womb (stream)Ashley - 6 out of 10 Christopher Lee's entire ass (stream)Bill - 7 out of 10 bloody fetuses (stream if it's free)Website Links:Website - https://headlongintomonsters.godaddysites.comTwitter - https://twitter.com/In2MonstersE-mail - headlongintomonsters@gmail.comFacebook Group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1192679381675030Anthony Links:Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/johnnypaintbox/Johnny Paintbox - https://www.johnnypaintbox.com/info/artist-statement-MRAC Film Club - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mrac-film-club/id1716134038Ashley Links:Twitter - https://twitter.com/BarelyAshleyLetterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/Monochrome Creeps Hashtag link (watch long party every saturday night at 11 pm EST with Ashley and Tombs on twitter)- https://twitter.com/hashtag/MonochromeCreeps?src=hashtag_clickRaul Links:Twitter - https://twitter.com/RaulVsMonstersLetterboxd - https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/Metalwork and Monsters links Bill Links:Land Of The CreepsFacebookMusic Movies Sports and StuffListener Feedback, Horror Happenings and Ra-Ghouls Reprehensible reading Room music Created by Mike Miller (Mike twitter): https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004929583462Opening Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/80s-horror-retro-background/33176055Closing Music: https://audiojungle.net/item/hip-hop-horror/25238003
We're back, and we've got Double or Nothing Senioritis baybee! We learn some new pertinent facts about Darby's corporate BDSM contract with Tony, Chantilly Lace Thighs Kylo Reilly has got Mox's number, Cope finally gives the girls what they want, and Jericho should become a lighthouse keeper. Also, we saw Swerve's butt. Hey everyone? Gratitude moment.(0:00) Chit Chat Time(12:22) Men's Title Scene(35:52) Ospreay and the Death Riders(1:04:26) Men's Tag Team Scene(1:21:27) Stadium Stampede(1:43:12) Women's Division(1:47:21) Swerve and BandidoAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
*Trigger Warning* - This episode references sexual violence and the negative emotions around this experience. We are discussing how humping behaviour in dogs can be emotionally triggering for their caregivers at times and some simple things to help if this is also your experience--------------1. If you'd like my support on your journey with your dog, please visit www.pawsupdogs.comI offer:- Self-paced online courses and a membership for dog guardians and trainers- Digital 1:1 Trauma informed dog assessments for dog guardians and business assessments for dog trainers- Higher level mentorship for dog guardians and trainers2. To Join Canine Connection (my training and support membership for BOTH ends of the lead, please click here3. I love answering your listener questions so if you have a question for me, please click here to submit it and I might just answer it on the podcast!------------------------------------------------------------------------Here are some other resources available for you and your dog:1. To register for one of our behavioural workshops (for in depth support on everything from reactivity, recall, separation anxiety, leash walking, car travel, vet visits, puppies and more) please click here2. To join our free facebook group click here3. Are you a dog professional? Check out our podcast for pet pros here** Come and see us at www.pawsupdogs.com** Join our private facebook group. Click here** Follow us on instagram @pawsupdogstraining
Kenzie makes a discovery on her keyboard that leaves Brian & Case stunned. Chicago’s best morning radio show now has a podcast! Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts and remember that the conversation always lives on the Q101 Facebook page. Brian & Kenzie are live every morning from 6a-10a on Q101. Subscribe to our channel HERE: https://www.youtube.com/@Q101 Like Q101 on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/q101chicago Follow Q101 on Twitter HERE: https://twitter.com/Q101Chicago Follow Q101 on Instagram HERE: https://www.instagram.com/q101chicago/?hl=en Follow Q101 on TikTok HERE: https://www.tiktok.com/@q101chicago?lang=enSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kenzie makes a discovery on her keyboard that leaves Brian & Case stunned. Chicago’s best morning radio show now has a podcast! Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts and remember that the conversation always lives on the Q101 Facebook page. Brian & Kenzie are live every morning from 6a-10a on Q101. Subscribe to our channel HERE: https://www.youtube.com/@Q101 Like Q101 on Facebook HERE: https://www.facebook.com/q101chicago Follow Q101 on Twitter HERE: https://twitter.com/Q101Chicago Follow Q101 on Instagram HERE: https://www.instagram.com/q101chicago/?hl=en Follow Q101 on TikTok HERE: https://www.tiktok.com/@q101chicago?lang=enSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Notes: Will's in an Ogden Nash vibe today! Giving back to the community for the love of the game! Just playing the hits! Will's mother was a cello and his father was a French horn! The micropenis of the orchestral set! At knifepoint, Nelson would choose the oboe! Old-timey music lawyer! You'll never be Spicy Beef Gaus, you'll never even match him! Terrifying hypothetical final form! Like Galadriel with the one ring up in this! French philosophy and Spider-man! Humping a keyboard! As above, so below! Effecting Penetration! It's Will's new one-man play! The penetration is reminiscent of Godot! It's a metaphor! The implications were unclear and unsettling! The classic trope of the jungle lawyer! The venn diagram enters the jungle, as you will! You're in the jungle, baby! These wax wings become an anchor! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Bluesky: @doubledeucepod.bsky.social Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We're on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his many podcasts! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, Official Superfans Stefan Rider, Amber Fraley, Nate Copt, and listeners like you! Join a tier on our Patreon! Advertise with us! If you want that good, all-natural focus and energy, our DOUBLEDEUCE20 code still works at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce for 20% off all purchases and subscriptions. Check out the Lawrence Times's 785 Collective at https://lawrencekstimes.com/785collective/ for a list of local LFK podcasts including this one!
Hey girlies! I hope you loved my episode last week with Riley, Tessa and Christina. This week, I'm back travelling but couldn't miss catching up with you all, so I'm joined by my producer Blakey to read through your wildest first date stories (there's some shockers in here!) as well as giving you my fave spots and venues in Bali. Enjoy and I'll see you next week xxxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Men love bombing themselves, Buffalo mafia, raging over quadrobics, Troy Aikman's dating profile pic is giving d*ck pics.Clips and Bits02:38 John Cena in yoga class05:08 Kicked in the taint07:50 Men love bombing themselves10:56 Identifying as Single16:27 Lululemon and girl math22:14 Social Media stuff25:19 Quadrobics29:35 Humping centaur 32:56 We eat food sometimes34:59 2 Bears, 1 Cave39:07 Meeting celebs is scary42:53 #PowerOfBesties51:54 Buffalo Mafia book writingSend us a textSupport the showShare this episode with your besties! Connect with Honestly Smartlesshonestlysmartless.comIG: @honestlysmartlessTikTok: @honestlysmartlessChelsea's IG: @chelsea_turanoLindsay's IG: @dr.lindsayregehrYouTube: Honestly Smartless Send us a text Support the show and will give you a shout out
Snogwarts graduates become Students of Briarwood, then compete for Sex Goddess.by jane700bond. Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.Preface:While boarding school did a reasonable job of separating guys and gals, The Briarwood College of Incanting Arts could not stop us being normal horny teens and experimenting. They had separate single sex boarding houses, but this generally meant that, at night, gals would experiment with gals and guys would experiment with guys. Then they would experiment with the opposite sex in small forgotten rooms and outbuildings and in the woods and fields that surrounded the college.Ariella, a British gal aged 18, when this story starts, might appear to have more experience than would be otherwise expected. She is no virgin! This higher education academy further develops the craft of wizardry in areas of seduction and behavioral manipulation.The heroine is taught in the story, by the young teacher, Gabriella Peacock “The Sex Goddess awakens desires in others and lets them fulfill their own fantasies through her own vast appetite for sex. She does not enslave! She gives and takes pleasure and fun.”This adaptation is based on the script posted by Jane700bond.Part 1.The Briarwood College of Incanting Arts was the premier post-secondary college of wizardry in the world and it was seven years after Ariella Divine and her other 11-year-old contemporaries had first arrived at the enormous Snogwarts castle in the far north of Scotland. Now 18, they had started their first year and are to take their Advanced Level Wizarding exams. Being 18 gave them some privileges the younger students back at Snogwarts don't have. For example, she only had to share a room with one other dorm mate instead of five; and like herself, all college students had their own set of bathrooms and showers. She had looked forward to coming back to Scotland after the long summer holiday and catching up with old friends and lovers. There were twelve pupils in the top year in Slither-in House that had survived the earlier years and advanced to The Briarwood College of Incanting Arts, six each of guys and galsAriella was universally acknowledged to have grown up to be beautiful. She was slim with black hair, stunning turquoise blue eyes and pale skin inherited from her Irish grandmother. As so often happens, she had grown during the long summer holidays. At 5 foot 7, she now stood a good bit taller, was rather more curvaceous and her breasts had filled out nicely.This latter bit of growing made her very happy as she had been rather flat chested until then, not really even an A cup and she hadn't worn bras. However, during this summer she was sure she could tell that her breasts had grown more each night of the holiday and she would experiment with them in front of the mirror before breakfast. Finally, in late August she achieved an ambition, to be able to play with her nipples with her own tongue. Soon, she thought, she would be able to suck her own teats!She deliberately dressed in a short-cut tee-shirt that was straining at the front as she wanted to show off her new weapons of sexual mass destruction. She appreciated the admiring glances from the people she passed in the street and in one or two cases, where she fancied the looker, returned the glance with a mischievous smile before she moved on. She had also noticed, the more her tits filled out, the more randy she was becoming!One adventurous day, late in the holiday, she had decided to go and look for some new bras that would fit her fast maturing body. This was to be her first proper bra fitting and Ariella was a little nervous about what was involved. Walking into the lingerie shop she noticed a rather stern woman behind the till and a much younger assistant with a nice face who Ariella thought was rather lovely. Choosing to ignore the matron and talk to the gal instead, together they discussed potential styles and colours and then, finding the gal ever more attractive, Ariella shyly asked if she could have a proper fitting. Ariella was so glad it was the young woman and not the foreboding manager who was to help her in such a personal manner. Cheerily the gal called out to the manager what she had been asked to do and led Ariella to the back of the shop.They squeezed themselves together into a small fitting room and both gals seemed to appreciate the closeness that this entailed. Currently Ariella was braless and she was aware that her now rather prominent and hard nipples protruded through the cotton of her top. Rather nervously Ariella stripped off her tee-shirt to reveal her newly blossomed breasts and the gal stood for a moment apparently admiring them, but maybe “just sizing her up professionally”, Ariella thought.The young gal's tongue was peeking through her lips as she concentrated. The sight of it began to make Ariella feel a little horny, but she had a first got a real buzz of excitement when the clerk passed the tape measure around her back and then under her breasts, gently lifting them slightly with warm hands to get the tape underneath and to measure her chest properly. It was the first time anyone else had touched these new larger and rounder mounds and she was surprised at how sensitive they were.Then the clerk had really made her gasp as she lifted her breasts again and then moved the tape up and tightened it over Ariella's nipples, the shop clerk's face showed a knowing impish grin. They were alone together in the small fitting room close enough to hug and Ariella was certain the gal would love to play a much more dangerous game in the curtained square if she had dared. The clerk's tongue was sticking out through her lips again as, with great absorption, she put her nose an inch from Ariella's chest and then read out the measurement with a surprising huskiness in her voice: “34-inch C-cup, I think. Shall I go and get some for you to try on?”The gal rather slowly pulled the tape from Ariella's chest, brushing as if accidentally the aureoles and hardened nipples - there was so little room, and it was such an intimate role she played, it could have been and accident - not! Ariella felt a heat between her legs as the clerk swished through the curtain and disappeared leaving her standing alone, half naked. She wondered about how horny she had become over the last couple of months as new hormones cruised her body. She seemed to think about sex more and more every day, her mind imagining a whole Karma Sutra of different possibilities with both guys and gals.Humping her large teddy bear had been the first surprise, the coldness of its glass nose on her clit and the bears soft fur between her legs made her appreciate the old stuffed toy in a very different way than when she had been a child. Then there was the head of the power-shower - wow what did that do when she sprayed between her legs and soaped herself? Then she had experimented in the kitchen when her parents were out. Olive oil was good, but coconut oil was better, especially when used to lubricate the banana with which she tested the tightness of her love canal by slowly parting her cunt lips with the black tip and gently pushing it in. The thing really to avoid, she discovered to her cost, was chilli oil. She had had to sit crying in a cold bath for half an hour after trying that on her clit and was not going to forget the heat of that exceedingly hot burning and painful orgasm.Even though it was a warm late August day, Ariella felt goose-pimples rising on her bare skin, especially around her exposed nipples and she shivered. The gal was about Ariella's age, a little shorter, with her blonde hair tied tidily up in a ponytail. She had golden-brown eyes which seemed to look through Ariella and know her deepest desires.Ariella could tell the clerk was experienced in dealing with bras as her chest was front heavy and needed good support. It would have had a challenge getting that pair of whoppers through adolescence without a substantial investment in fitting sessions. She must have had a lot of fans at school! Now, in a low-cut white top the deep tight valley of her cleavage exuded sex-appeal and invited an investigation into the warm hidden depths of its crevasse. Ariella wondered at her size, “34D or, more probably, Double D?” she thought, but did not know the answer.The young woman's lips were full like Ariella's and she was wearing a fashionable scarlet lip-gloss. As she had turned to leave Ariella, could not help but clock her beautiful pert backside in tight-fitting leggings. Nice, she thought, and imagined for a moment cupping that ass, whilst grinding herself into the gal as they kissed deeply, fiery hot nipples rubbing together. The heat and moisture between Ariella's legs became more noticeable and she felt the blood rise to her cheeks.After a few minutes, the clerk came back with a pile of boxes. “Shall I help you try them on?” She asked innocently.Ariella nodded, being her first time at a bra fitting, she barely dared to think what helping might involve; just having the gal measuring her had been arousing enough!The first bra was rear fastening and she put her hands out in front of her, hovering inches above the tempting cleavage, as the clerk threaded the straps up over her arms and then carefully and gently lifted Ariella's breasts into the cups to make them comfortable. Ariella shuddered with a little gasp of pleasure as the hands slowly moulded her flesh into the right position. The gal then leaned forward putting her head over Ariella's shoulder so she could see to fasten the bra at the back. The movement forward pushed the gal's own breasts into Ariella's hands. As Ariella hastily moved her arms to the side, the gal lent further forward and her own young covered bosom created a firm contact with Ariella's increasingly hard and aroused exposed peaks. The clerk expertly did up the bra and held the embrace for a few moments longer than necessary before moving her chin slowly back over Ariella's shoulder. Very deliberately, she kept her chin in firm contact with Ariella's skin as she moved her head down over Ariella's chest. Finally, the gal stopped with her nose rested on the link between the two cups of Ariella's cleavage. Ariella stood there quietly, so close to the clerk that she could smell the sweetness of the gal's breath. In a sudden a state of anticipation and rising desire, Ariella's heart began to race.“I better test the tightness.” The clerk said with a gulp, moving back slightly and leaving a gap of air between their heaving bosoms. With an air of expert concentration, she inserted a finger of each hand under the left and right straps and tested the tension. Then she moved her fingers around to the front inside the bra's material. She stopped, rather unprofessionally, with a finger on each nipple, then slowly inserting her thumbs up inside the cups, she pinched the teats gently making Ariella even more aroused. “A bit tight.” She said loudly, as if to an audience beyond the curtain. “Shall we try the next cup size up?” Reluctantly, Ariella thought, the clerk removed one of her hands and put her finger to her lips whilst miming a warning at the curtain with her eyes.There was a rustle outside and an authoritative female voice asked “How are things going Emelia?”“OK Miss Havisham,” the newly named Emelia replied “we'll find the right fitting in a minute or two.”“Fine”, came the response “I'll be by the till if you need me.” Again a rustle and footsteps moved away.“I'm sorry,” whispered Emelia to Ariella, “but I'm going to have to behave!” As if to contradict herself, she hovered her mouth directly over Ariella's breasts as she seductively reached around and neatly undid the bra. As the breasts came free her sweet lips were apart and a drop of saliva escaped and slowly dropped onto Ariella's newly unconstrained left breast. The clerk stared at the glistening drop for a moment and then quickly darted forward and took Ariella's nipple in her mouth, at the same time she passionately began to play with the other nipple with her hand, rubbing the teat between her fingers. Ariella gasped and grasped Emelia 's ass, cheeks and ground her hot crotch into the hottie, hoping their now engorged clits would connect somehow through their thin summer clothes. Half-naked, Ariella had never felt so hot.After a little while and some heavy breathing, aloud Emelia said, as normally as she could, “Have you tried a front-fastening bra?” With which she pulled her own top downward and unfastened her own bra as if demonstrating how it worked. Ariella gazed with amazement at the grapefruit sized tits and dived forward to take one of Emelia 's amazing large brown nipples in her own mouth. In sudden desperation for sexual satisfaction, she thrust her hand down the front of Emelia 's leggings and with urgency found her way through the flimsy panties to Emelia 's hot, hot cunt lips and started massaging her sex.Another rustle outside and Ariella smiled mischievously at Emelia as she said loudly “I think front-fastening is much more convenient, but can I try the next size up?”“Yes of course, Miss.” Said Emelia and with Ariella's hand still rubbing hard inside her panties and desperately trying not to gasp or moan, she started rummaging loudly through the boxes. “Here we are! Try this one. This one is a Tee-Shirt bra, just great for what you're wearing.”With the looming presence outside, Emelia shrugged and grinning naughtily, carefully removed Ariella's hand from her damp cunt and putting it to her mouth, and briefly licked her own sex juices from the other gal's fingers. After one last desperate deep honey-flavoured kiss, Emelia straightened her clothes, handing Ariella the new bra and showed her how it fastened by demonstrating with her own. “That's perfect,” called Ariella, in a business-like voice, “I'll keep this one on and take those please.”Checking in the mirror she looked decent, Emelia turned to go through the curtain. Ariella, had a last feel of her new friend's backside, slipping her hand between her legs and feeling the dampness there for a few moments. Using her thumb, she found Emelia's hot cunt lips through the material, making Emelia gasp before she moved off through the curtain. A moment later a woman thrust her head through and asked if everything was satisfactory.“Excuse me,” said Ariella haughtily “but I'm dressing, do you mind!” The head withdrew with embarrassed rapidity and for a moment Ariella sat down with a sigh, her hand undoing the button and then going down into her shorts to find her firm, stiff clit crying out for satisfaction. After a moment or two she stood and started to pull on her tee-shirt, but her hand went down into the tight darkness again for a few more moments of pleasure. She was still playing with herself and had her back to the curtain when Emelia came in. The buxom woman stood pressing herself hard against Ariella's back and licked her ear as she breathed deeply. Ariella could only just cope with the hot breath and tickling tongue, but when Emilia's hand thrust down the front of her shorts to join her own, she nearly came. Emelia said aloud “Your bras miss.”She kissed Ariella on the back of the neck and passed over a piece of paper with her number on it. “Fancy a drink tonight?” She asked quietly and then slipped away. Ariella adjusted herself, then incredibly aware of the dampness between her legs and the smell of sex on her hand, she marched out past the manager into the sunlight.That night had been a great way to end the holiday. Emelia may have been a muggle, but she was a very sexy muggle and great fun to be with. After a short drink it was obvious that they couldn't wait to get back to exploring each other's bare barely adult bodies, so with sex hormones going wild in their 18-year-old brains they almost ran from the pub to Emelia's small flat and were soon tearing each other's clothes off to try and cool their heated naked skin.It was wonderful for Ariella to bury her head in Emelia's large beautiful breasts and suckle her until Emelia groaned with longing. They were the biggest pair Ariella had ever played with and she loved the soft bouncing flesh and dark firm nipples. Ariella thought it so good to have her cunt licked and her clit teased by a gal who seemed to have much more experience than her school friend paramours. Ariella loved Emelia sitting on her face whist she probed the gal's deep dark love tunnel with her tongue and gently nipping with her teeth.Sitting there, with Ariella's tongue licking deep inside her, Emelia then brought her clit to orgasm and let Ariella drink an eruption of honey juices when she came. Ariella had no idea that a gal could cum like that, but lapped up the nectar as Emelia bucked and shuddered in climax.Ariella's face was now soaking wet with Emelia's cum juices and this made her own need to cum even more urgent. Emelia's hot lubricated cunt slid easily over Ariella's breasts and stomach, leaving a snail-trail of sex juices and then Emelia turned around to kneel between Ariella's now spread-eagled legs. Emelia sucked Ariella's nipples while she fucked her with two fingers, ever enlarging her hot pink wet hole. Then finding the magic g-spot, and at the same time using her thumb on Ariella's clit, Emelia was able to bring Ariella to a simultaneous climax. Ariella screamed in pleasure as the orgasms made her entire body shudder and tingle; it was the best sex she had ever had … to date.The two gals spent the night together sometimes snoozing until one or the other, with exploring fingers, would arouse the other and they would start their love-making again discovering new delights. Finally, the dawn found them wrapped naked around each other in exhausted sleep.Now Ariella was at The Briarwood College of Incanting Arts, and a year of intrigue, magic and adventure was ahead of her and in Briarwood there was more chance of interesting sex than in any of the others. After her adventure with Emelia, Ariella thought if might be fun trying to win the role of Briarwood Sex Goddess and bring the poor reputation of Slither-in alumnae to new depths of depravity. Whilst an honour not recognised by the college officially, Sex Goddess was a title given to one of the babes of Briarwood each year and, in celebration of her newly awakened sex drive, Ariella thought of the excitement to be had on the way to be crowned.Slither-in was the naughty house at Snogwarts, where the virtuous and the boring where not welcome. Slither-in students were specially chosen by the Sorting Hat that magically recognised that they would grow up to be as randy as hell; the guys were filled with testosterone and the gals, nymphomaniacs. What could possibly go wrong in a boarding school house where the final year students where all full of new found magical powers and ready to experiment?Ariella had left the express train late in the afternoon and entered the Briarwood womens' dorm, an ancient edifice of towers and dungeons. She went immediately to the house notice board. Firstly, there was a notice about uniforms.· “Because of the current warm weather, and to maintain a healthy well-ventilated body, kilts and cotton shirts or blouses are the order of the day until the weather cools. In true Scots fashion kilts will be worn commando style by students. By order: Snake, the new Dean of Students”.Because the college was also in the north of Scotland, both sexes had a kilt as part of their uniform. The guys wore a more heavily pleated style, whilst the gals were lighter and shorter. The order to wear kilts was quite usual in warm weather, but the order for commando style was normally just for the guys. Ariella was intrigued and thought the coolness it provided would be a welcome change from wearing knickers all the time. But uniforms weren't needed until the next day when lessons started.Ariella then looked to see who was sharing rooms with whom and was surprised to discover the name of her roommate was unknown to her. It was unusual for a new pupil to join in the final year. She went to the Dean of Students to ask who Lucille l'Astique was and where had she come from.Dr. Snake, who just joined the college faculty this fall semester, had come from the Slither-in House at Snogwarts. He already knew several of the college students from their younger days. He was also Master of Defense Against The Dark Arts (or DADA for short) and, as suited the position, was a tall dark saturnine figure, about thirty-five years old. He often frightened the pupils of the other houses with his dark humour and ferocious tongue, but he has a soft spot for his own students and after seven years Ariella was on good terms with him. She knocked and went into his office where Snake lounged in his office chair, feet up on the large red leather desk. He looked up as she came in and stared at Ariella with surprise, seeming to slowly take in how she had flowered over the summer, his eyes roving deliberately from her shapely legs, her firm bare midriff and then he her clocked her expanded bosom, straining in its tight short tee-shirt. After lingering thoughtfully for a moment his eyes finally came to rest on the stunning beauty of her face.Then slowly lifting himself languorously from his chair he approached with a wide smile. “Why Ariella,” he said, “you have grown both taller and considerably more beautiful over the holiday.” His six-foot three height always made her feel like the little girl she had been when she had first met him. Now he looked down on her with satisfaction as he took in her new shape, examining the newly formed breasts that pressed against the tight cotton of her top. The look he gave may have been entirely appropriate for the supposedly evil DADA Snake, Dean of Students, but was probably inappropriate for your average teacher.His hands motioned in front of her and for a moment Ariella, heart thudding a little faster, thought he was going to grab her breasts and try them for size. But instead, as if by magic a badge saying “Prefect” appeared in one hand and with extreme delicacy, he pinned it over her heart, being careful not to let the sharp pin prick her skin. Ariella grinned with excitement at the honour - Prefect! She was so overwhelmed it did not occur to her that Dr. Snake was extraordinarily close. His hands continued to hover near her top as if he was wondering if he could dare lift it up and expose the secret delights it hid.He smiled again, “Umm,” he muttered “your lips have filled out beautifully as well. Gosh, it is nice to have such a sexy and beautiful damsel in my care. I like to make the beautiful ones my Prefects so I can get to know them better. Maybe in your case the badge should say “Perfect” instead of “Prefect” you look so good. Damsels are much more attractive to have around … and more tempting … than those horrible randy guys, I always think. I never make them prefects. You must come and have tea with me one day“ He finished abruptly.Snake had never spoken to Ariella like this before and she felt flushed and a little delighted to have caught the attention of the older wizard. "Sexy and beautiful!” she thought, “I like that description.”“Who is this Lucille l'Astique I am to share with?” she asked looking into his dark smiling eyes.“Ah, Lucille!” he said. “She is a French dame, daughter of the infamous wizard the Marquis l'Astique le Grand. She has had to escape to Britain as her father was recently arrested for using black magic! I hope you will welcome her and make friends… I know you like to be friendly with gals.” He winked and Ariella wondered quite what he knew exactly about her being friendly with gals.“She is probably feeling lonely and scared.” He continued, “So I thought of lovely you as the perfect companion. Please show her the ropes and mentor her through the complexities of Snogwart's life.”Ariella smiled and agreed to go and find the new gal and introduce her to the dormatory and the college. As she turned, Snake's hand patted her bottom and Ariella, instinctively, brushed the hand away with her own which then came in hard contact with a very hard snake in Snake's trousers. The doctor gasped and Ariella went brightly on her way thinking “Sex-goddess, I won't even have to try!”Up the spiral staircase to the women's study-bedrooms went Ariella, wondering what Lucille would be like. Her own French was reasonable, but she hoped the dame spoke English. Her bedroom was at the top of a tower with two staircases, which was split down the middle to divide the gals' and the guys' wings. As she walked in, she saw an elfish-looking figure wearing a light muslin shift leaning out of the window taking in the scenery. The sun shining on the dame made the shift almost see-through and Ariella stood transfixed for the moment looking at the golden figure, her youthful curves mere shadows under the material. Lucille straightened up and turned, the sun now illuminating the dame's strawberry-blonde hair in a halo of brightness. She turned and smiled at Ariella and Ariella's heart nearly stopped at the beauty of the dame before her. Ideas of herself as Sex Goddess disappeared as surely this was a real goddess revealed to her is all her power. “My goodness,” she whispered “you are beautiful!” and more loudly “Vous êtes très belle mademoiselle.”“Et tu!” said the stranger in a soft sexy voice.The young ladies were both beautiful. Ariella, long black braided hair with pale white skin from her Celtic ancestors, Lucille strawberry-blonde hair like rose-gold in an elf-bob, with honey-gold skin, toned by a more southern sun. Ariella, eyes turquoise blue like a Caribbean Sea and Lucille's green like emeralds. Both their bodies were at the point of maturity where the gawkiness of childhood is replaced by the perfect blossoming of young womanhood. Both with perfect breasts and hips and long and shapely legs. Ariella a fine round face with and sexy cupid-bow lips and Lucille with the high-cheek bones of an aristocrat and wide lip formed into a superior smile. It was as if Lucille was a goddess of the sun and Ariella goddess of the moon.They stood and stared at each other for a long moment then realising her tongue was licking her lips and a blush was extending up her neck, Ariella first broke contact. She said with a voice she later thought must have sounded like the excited gabbling of a 1950's gym mistress “Gosh Hello, I'm Ariella Divine, you must be Lucille l'Astique, fantastic to meet you, gosh! We're to share this room, so jolly - I'm so very happy to meet you! Welcome to Student Dorm House.” I came from Slither-in House, at Snogwarts. She stopped realising she was babbling nonsense.“Slither-in? Slither … in?” repeated Lucille slowly with a hint of a grin, the words rolling around her mouth, “Is that what a guy's cock does when he fucks you? Merde, it sounds like it!”Ariella was shocked, which was actually something she could hardly believe, given her life to date. Shocked not so much by the vulgarity that had just come out the mouth of this golden goddess, but by the sudden thought of a guy's cock slithering between her legs. Looking at the expression on Ariella's face Lucille smiled broadly and broke into a beautiful tinkle of laughter. She walked forward, put her arms on Ariella's shoulders and kissed her on each cheek in the continental style. “I am sorry,” she said, “but I had not realised; you are an innocent. So cute!”“Innocent?” gasped Ariella in indignation, “Me? Cute? I tell you mademoiselle; I'm going to be voted the Sex Goddess of Briarwood this year. You just took me by surprise - I had just never thought of the word Slither-in that way before. Quite an exciting concept really.”The blonde dame stepped forward and looked deep into Ariella's sea blue eyes “Is Sex Goddess a position in this place? Like Head dame? Wow! I thought you British didn't like sex.”Ariella, stared back and said a little quietly “Yes, we enjoy sex and Sex Goddess is a title you can win in. The idea is to make all the other pupils want to slave, to meet your every wish!”Lucille stepped closer still so that the two goddesses now touched each other, nipple to nipple. “Let's have a competition.” she said, huskily, the words spoken so close to Ariella's lips she could feel the breath of them. Ariella brushed her lips against those of the other dame, then she nervously pushed out her tongue and slowly parted Lucille's lips. Lucille responded and soon the gals were kissing passionately. Without letting go, Ariella led Lucille to one of the beds and there they lay together limbs tangled and breathing harder and harder as their bodies were turned on by the exploring hands of the other.To be continued..by jane700b
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Heinz is again putting out more stupid variations how to enjoy ketchup...this time as a smoothie! There's a labubu doll craze that is drawing theives who try to sell them on the black market. You find a lot of unique items at Trader Joe's but you may not be prepared to see a man humping a fridge.In this Midweek BONUS Episode...London Teen on Family Vacation Boards Wrong Flight, Ends Up in MilanMan Goes to Homegoods and Gets Scratched by a BatGrown Woman Gets Stuck Inside of Chuck E. Cheese Game Before Getting Rescued by FirefightersHospital Parking Garage Mistakenly Charged a Woman Nearly $8,000 for a 45-Minute VisitA 32-y/o California Man Was Caught Stealing...ProbioticsHeinz Debuted a Ketchup SmoothieA Woman Was Rescued After Dancing on a Roof and Falling Into the ChimneyA Woman Set a Guy's House on Fire...Because He "Owed Her $7"$7K Worth of Labubu Dolls Stolen From Los Angeles StoreA Guy at a Strip Club Tried to Attack a Janitor, But the Janitor Beat Him UpGreat Genes? What's a "Small" Way You Won the Genetic Lottery?Man Arrested After Humping Fridge and Threatening People With A Knife At Trader Joe'sWhat Year Is It? America OnLine Dial-Up Internet Is Shutting Down(Priorities)...FL Woman Left Child and 7 Dogs Home Alone During Weeks-Long Vacation In Las VegasDiaper-Wearing Man Allegedly Approached Young Girls, Said 'Goo Goo Gaa Gaa' and Asked for a Diaper ChangeMan Steals $21M of Lunar Rocks from NASA to Use During Sex After Promising His Girlfriend the MoonPossible Drive-by Shooter Caught When Cops Find Him Pleasuring Himself in CarArkansas Doctor Parading Naked Through Office on Video, Performing Sex Act at Work, Loses Medical LicenseSomeone Keeps Stealing This Guy's Plane & Taking It For JoyridesWoman Gets Engaged to AI Fiancé After 5 MonthsGet the low-down on all the stupidity in the latest current events from the Insane Week In Review and meet the 7 new winners of stupendous stupidity in the weekly Genius Awards.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/insane-erik-lane-s-stupid-world--6486112/support.Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane (Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It's A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin' Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!
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Send us a textIs it sex if you're just soaking? What about butt stuff? Or dry humping in your underwear?In this quick follow-up to our viral episode on virginity, I sit down with Dr. Sue Milstein to unpack the wild “workarounds” people use to technically stay virgins… even when they're doing everything but.We touch on:Soaking Anal sex in purity cultureand how kids are getting crabs in their armpitsThis isn't just about religious shame. It's about the myths we carry into adulthood — and what happens when we realize the rules were made up all along.✨ Got a spicy “Is it sex if…?” question of your own? Drop it in the comments or send it anonymously. We just might answer it in a future episode.You can find my spicy site here. https://talksexwithannette.com/talk-sex-with-me/My spicy OF handle is @talksexwithannetteMy free spicy handle is @annettetalkssexSubscribe to my e-newsletter: https://she-explores-life.ck.page/e9760c390cAsk a question, Leave a Comment: https://www.speakpipe.com/LockerRoomTalkPodcastMy substack: https://talksexwithannette.substack.com/Use code EXPLORES15 for 15% off all Womanizer Products at Womanizer.com. Get your intimacy questions answered, enjoy erotic audio readings and more.https://talksexwithannette.com/talk-sex-with-me/Support the show Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@annettebenedetti Connect with usWe are on all the socials: TikTok: @ LockerRoomTalkPodcast LRT's Insta: @Lockerroomtalkandshots Annette's Insta: @BeingBenedetti SEL Inst: @SheExplores_Life LRT's FB: @LockerRoomTalkandShots SEL FB: @ SheExploresLife Annette's YouTube: Annette Benedetti Check Out More Sexy Content:She Explores Life Website: sheexploreslife.comCheers!
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Navigate the complexities of modern relationships and sex with the help of one of the world's most trusted voices in sexuality. In this episode of Shameless Sex, we sit down with Dan Savage, the best-selling author and the brilliant mastermind behind the Savage Love column and the Savage Love podcast. Get ready for an eye opening discussion that will leave you questioning, laughing, and HUMPing! In this episode, you'll discover: The wild ride of podcasting since 2005: What it was like to be an original podcaster and how the medium has evolved. Writing about sex since the 90's: How Dan's shaped sex past, present, and future. An inside look at HUMP! Fest: The inspiration behind it, Dan's HUMP! journey, and why you need to experience it for yourself (and possibly become a HUMP creator yourself). Dan's Dictionary: What is GGG, Tolyamory, and other fascinating words and phrases all coined by Dan. New sexual terms and trends: What's bubbling up in the world of sex, and how Dan brilliantly interprets them. Insight into sex and politics: What keeps Dan up at night and why it matters to you. Join us as we dive deep into these topics with Dan Savage, an influential media pundit, activist, and co-founder of the It Gets Better Project. He brings his signature wit and wisdom to help you navigate your own sexual journey. Benefits of tuning in: Gain fresh perspectives on sex and relationship dynamics from the OG of sexuality podcasts. Learn practical advice you can apply to your own life. Why not get smarter and more shameless? Be entertained and ready to laugh while learning about Dan's feelings on role play, porn, and writing a syndicated sex column since the 1990s Curious about what's next for Dan? Stick around until the end for an exclusive teaser about his upcoming projects that you won't want to miss! Teaser: Get ready to indulge in a shamelessly fun conversation that will inspire you to embrace your desires and redefine your relationships with the podcasting legend who started it all! Get more Dan Savage and check out HUMP! Fest in a city near you. Subscribe to Dan's premium MAGNUM content to go big with Dan. Join us for our next Shameless Sex retreat in Indio, CA May 8th-11th, 2025! https://tinyurl.com/2pfuyvef Austin! Dallas! Santa Cruz! Come to one of our next live shows for our Who's Your Daddy Tour: https://www.shamelesssex.com/whos-your-daddy-tour Get premium access to our behind the scenes episodes here: https://shamelesssex.supportingcast.fm Do you love us? Do you REALLY love us? Then order our book now! Go to shamelesssex.com to snag your copy Support Shameless Sex by sending us gifts via our Amazon Wish List Other links: Get $10 off an amazing course about how to talk to kids and teens about sex with code EMPOWER at https://www.empoweredcaretakers.com Get 20% off single orders and 30% off subscriptions on our favorite men's performance booster with code SHAMELESS http://tryjoymode.com Get an additional 15% off of MasterClass at http://masterclass.com/shameless Get 10% off + free shipping with code SHAMELESS on Uberlube AKA our favorite lubricant at http://uberlube.com Get 10% off while learning the art of pleasure at http://OMGyes.com/shameless Get 15% off all of your sex toys with code SHAMELESSSEX at http://purepleasureshop.com
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#270rd for 30nd January, 2025 or 3311! (33-Oh-Leven, not Oh-Eleven, OH-Leven) http://loosescrewsed.com Join us on discord! And check out the merch store! PROMO CODES https://discord.gg/3Vfap47Rea Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/LooseScrewsED PowerPlay Update: The battle for Bumbur - A Post Mortem PP Standings (if any movement) Galactic Conflicts Next time say: You can find out more in our PowerPlay Hub on the Loose Screws Discord with order often posted early on in the cycle and look out for Baromir's Broadcast that is published on the weekend! Squad Update: TT 58343 is now back in our hands. Maikoro and NLTT 1139 are next Overheating remains a problem and we're in perpetual expansion call it the new normal. Operation New Horizons - Our expansion - Semakhmets is over 75% - Theoretically it may be randomly selected to expand one of these go arounds, but we just need to push it to the top. Colonization will begin before BGS Expansion issues are sorted out. Miola needs a boost All details in the #standing-orders and/or the #loose-screws-factions channels of the Discord. Galnet Update: https://community.elitedangerous.com/ Titan Wreckage In Sol Draws Keen Interest Brewer Corporation to Fund Survey Initiative Dev News: FU on 2/25/25 Colonization update coming 2/26/25 under the name ‘Trailblazers.' Discussion: Battle of Bumbur Exploration Tips From Grover Kiwi Exploration builds Tools EDMC: https://github.com/EDCD/EDMarketConnector/wiki Its purpose is to facilitate supplying certain game data to, and in some cases retrieving it from, a number of websites and other tools. EDMC-Canonn: https://github.com/canonn-science/EDMC-Canonn/wiki The EDMC-Canonn plugin will help you keep up to date with Canonn News, direct you to things of interest in the game and will capture data that will enable us to catalogue the mysteries of the Galaxy. EDDiscovery: https://github.com/EDDiscovery/EDDiscovery/wiki#eddiscovery---what-is-it In short it's a 3rd party tool that can track your Elite Dangerous travels, combat, trading, rank etc. Spanish: https://spansh.co.uk/plotter Tool to help navigate the galaxy Elite Observatory: Link? Not Sure https://github.com/Xjph/ObservatoryCore?tab=readme-ov-file#readme Tool for reading/monitoring Elite Dangerous journals for interesting objects. Successor to the original Elite Observatory. EDCopilot: https://www.razzafrag.com/ EDCoPilot is the ship panel you have been missing in -game. Community Corner: DISTANT SCREWS 3! Coming February 2nd! confirmed! 2PM MST (-7 UTC) taking off from Ross 310 Planet 5D, if anyone asks it was always February 2nd.
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Looking for a unique charging cable that doesn't just work but entertains? Peter Von Panda brings you the playful “humping dog” iPhone charger—a cable that confirms your device is charging with a hilarious animated twist. Perfect for iPhone users tired of boring cables, this quirky gadget shows it's working through amusing, rhythmic motion. Peter demonstrates the cable in action and explains why it's not only functional but fun. Tune in for a review of this unforgettable tech accessory that adds a little humor to your charging routine! ▶ Get this product here: https://geni.us/7KVTMGj ---------- LET'S TALK ABOUT LIVING BETTER: ▶ Podcast: https://geni.us/FtGAT4 ▶ My Amazon Store: https://www.amazon.com/shop/petervonp... ---------- IF YOU'D LIKE TO SHOW SOME LOVE: ▶ Buy My Book: https://geni.us/qwbZAE ▶ Become A Channel Member: https://geni.us/AA3Jk ▶ Patreon: / petervonpanda ▶ Merch: https://petervonpanda.storenvy.com/ ▶ Free Panda Group: https://panda-research-institute.mn.co FOLLOW MY OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS: ▶ Instagram: / petervonpanda ▶ Facebook: / petervonpanda
New York Times columnist Ezra Klein says it's wrong to blame Fox News for Trump's return to the White House and Scoot agrees - but Ian has other ideas
Topics and discussions for this weeks episode include:Weekly recaps/ Thanksgiving/ Zoie's Atlanta Trip (1:55)Young Filly allegations/ Hip-hop #MeToo Movement (20:30)J. Cole new song addressing big 3 beef (40:10)Glorilla drops her debut album (55:30)Kayla Nicole gets dragged for her comments on Angle Reeses podcast (74:00)What's going on with the next generation of NBA stars (95:00)Safaree gets kicked out of Nicki Minaj concert (110:30)Are American acts struggling to tour Canada?/ Blxst concert (119:30)Viral picture of homeless man on Twitter (136:40) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Did you know that some squirrels, otters and goats are capable of autofellatio? And ferrets, macaques and dolphins can use rocks, plants and other objects as sex toys? Fresh off the back of the Sex is Weird series, Sana Qadar from All in the Mind is getting the down low on animal masturbatory behaviours. Dr Ann Jones has all the goss and it's entirely ruined her internet search history. Please note that this program contains adult themes and explicit language. Parental guidance is recommended.Featuring:Sana Qadar, Presenter All in the Mind. Check out her podcast on the psychology of masturbation here. Matthias Wentzlaff-Eggebert, Listener.Production:Ann Jones, Presenter / ProducerPetria Ladgrove, ProducerAdditional mastering: Isabella Tropiano.This episode of What the Duck?! was produced on the land of the Wadawarrung and the Kaurna people.
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Planet Rage is a calming voice of sanity in an insane world, but this episode is HOT! You'd better wear your asbestos suit if you want to come RAGE with us! EXECUTIVE PRODUCER:SirferNo BeretDame SlamyDale Jr.Mark KodraSirTruckDriverEricPPHarryPilgrimChadFScottDHansenCSB – https://www.CSB.lol SUPPORT THE SHOW & TELL A FRIEND!https://planetrage.show/donate EMAIL US: rage @ planetrage.show ALSO CHECK OUT: THAT LARRY … Continue reading "Planet Rage #0141 – Humping Hyena"
This week, Rory's headed to Palm Springs for a show and offers updates on Laurie's jury duty and Dumb John's “career”. Plus, Kamala's big moments, Tim Walz joins the ticket, and arguing with online people in real life. Subscribe and follow us at @superexcitedpod Follow Rory: @itsRORYjames
Welcome back to the ITC podcast! After a long hiatus, we're excited to dive back into the swing of things. In this episode, we catch up on life events, including the joys and exhaustion of celebrating our granddaughter's third birthday. We explore the importance of maintaining habits, from working out to podcasting, and share a few laughs about our quirky neighbors. We also delve into some controversial and humorous topics like the concept of "soaking" and "jump humping" in certain communities, and the challenges of navigating today's social media landscape. Join us for a lighthearted and candid conversation as we get back into the groove of podcasting. You won't want to miss it!
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On this episode of The Cruz Show Podcast. Jackie talks abotu her Mexipino Food Fest + tourists filming Lions Humping, Tacos with Rappers & Louie G strikes out.
Despite a recent visit to an Aquarium, Matt is dumb when it comes to reptiles. Jacob is a little bullish on Bronny James. Paul does the right thing by not facing his fears with a call to Serbia. Jock Vs. Nerd Scoopardy Trivia and The Snake Hoe.
Listen, humping still happens in the quantum field. Brendan talks to the legend, Dr. Epsen Wold-Jensen, Quantum Academy founder, keynote speaker, and peak performance specialist about ALL things quantum. The two dive into: Why pressure makes Diamonds. How Dr. Epsen overcame an insanely difficult childhood. Why if you don't have coherence, you don't have creation. Key steps to breaking an unhealthy attachment. Spoiler alert: put your f*&cking phone away. And the REAL reason ice baths were invented. RESOURCESDr. Epsen Wold-JensenDr. Epsen Live Events Dr. Hawkins Scale of ConsciousnessHow you really age Support the Show.
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Welcome all you slack jawing sons of bitches to Men of Action, the monthly action movie throw down show. This month we are pitting 2, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson action flicks against one another in a no holds barred battle to the death, to see which one truly reigns supreme. Our contestants in this month's Rock Roshambo are 2003's "The Rundown" & 2010's "Faster". Along the way we will give you our monthly recommendations of must see movies and TV shows, as well as defecate all over a pair of horse shit films, and to top it all off we will close things out with 4 new inductees into our exclusive, Top 100 Films Of All Time list. So buckle up buckeroos, shit's about to get explosive. The Cheeky Basterds: Please be sure to LIKE, SUBSCRIBE and leave us a REVIEW. Follow the Show on our Socials: Facebook & Instagram: @cheekybasterdspodcast Twitter: @CheekyBasterds Email: thecheekybasterdspodcast@gmail.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ryan-rebalkin01/message
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Tommy Pope and Chris O'Connor join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis getting scared, not being able to punch in dreams, Luis' latest incident, getting out of getting arrested, the first execution using nitrous gas, how to avoid committing suicide, the cop who killed himself in a restaurant, the Russian entertainer who burned a child with liquid nitrogen, the trans man who found out he was pregnant at the hospital, how good fake penises are, Wendy's new AI drive-thru, Kanye West's titanium teeth, if Britney Spears made an OnlyFans, getting scammed by dentists and so much more!(Air Date: January 24th, 2024)Support our sponsors!YoDelta.com - Use promo code: GaS to get 25% off!SendItSupps.com - Use promo code: REAL for a special discount!Waterboy.com/RAP - Recover properly with @waterboy and get 15% off! #waterboypartnerTo advertise your product or service on GaS Digital podcasts please go to TheADSide.com and click on "Advertisers" for more information!Submit your artwork via postal mail to:GaS Digital Networkc/o Real Ass Podcast151 1st Ave, #311New York, NY 10003Real Ass Podcast merchandise is available at https://podcastmerch.com/collections/real-ass-podcastYou can watch Real Ass Podcast LIVE for FREE every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 11am ET at GaSDigitalNetwork.com/LIVEOnce you're there you can sign up at GaSDigitalNetwork.com with promo code: RAP for a 7-day FREE trial with access to every Real Ass Podcast show ever recorded! On top of that you'll also have the same access to ALL the shows that GaS Digital Network has to offer!Follow the whole show on social media!Tommy PopeTwitter: https://twitter.com/tommyjpopeInstagram: https://twitter.com/tommyjpopeChris O'ConnorTwitter: https://twitter.com/aChrisOConnorInstagram: https://instagram.com/aChrisOConnorLuis J. GomezTwitter: https://twitter.com/luisjgomezInstagram: https://instagram.com/gomezcomedyYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/LuisJGomezComedyTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/prrattlesnakeWebsite: https://www.luisofskanks.comZac AmicoTwitter: https://twitter.com/ZASpookShowInstagram: https://instagram.com/zacisnotfunnySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
"Life is just a lesson," remarks Christi, "My Instagram bio literally says I make mistakes...some are on TV." At least she can be assured that on the second half of "The Politics of Dancing" the only one making mistakes as per usual is Abby, who is determined to pit the kids against one another no matter the cost.As the ALDC arrives in Philadelphia for Powerhouse Dance Invitational, Abby is already setting the girls up for failure. The group number "Free the People" requires the girls to dress in American Flag regalia, which means the moms have to get creative with their costume sourcing as they know if they cut-up a real American flag the controversy the producers are hoping for will be unbearable. Plus Abby wants the girls to vote between Maddie and Chloe over who performs the best solo (like it's a democracy?). Abby believes this will encourage the girls to do better, but the results might as well be a foregone conclusion considering Maddie is always given the best choreography. It's just an excuse to make Chloe feel bad because Christi won't kiss Abby's ass.Asia and Christi continue to be a thorny presence for the rest of the group since... well that's why they were brought on the show! Though the other girls clearly like Asia, she isn't reprimanded for crying or messing up choreography as every other girl would be. It's enough to rile up both Jill and Kelly, who call out the double standard but are framed as coming after a young child. It's just Abby's world and they're suffering in it.Quotes“Well I will gossip about you on the phone. I'll get you. I'll call Kelly! I'm gonna call Kelly. We're gonna say you're an asshole on the phone…TO EACH OTHER! Cause we're the cool moms.” (10:03-10:16 | Christi & Kelly)“Anybody who thought that this show was scripted, I can see why because nobody is really this insane.” (16:33-16:40 | Christi)“There are a few things that Chloe talks about as traumatic Dance Moms experience, and this is in her Top Two. Oh yeah, this still hurts her at 22 years old.” (29:11-29:22 | Christi)“Abby was talking about the fact that at that point I would not do meet and greets with them, like that we did our own stuff. And I'm like right but all the other kids do stuff and you're not picking on them because you'r making money from them.” (44:47-45:02 | Christi)LinksSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarreThank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510Follow Christi on IG: www.instagram.com/christilukasiakFollow Kelly on IG: www.instagram.com/kellylhyland Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This is our third episode from our HITS K9 conference series. Speaking of HITS, they will be returning August 26-29, 2024 at the HYATT REGENCY in New Orleans, LA. Get your tickets to this conference early! hitsk9.net You guys ask us all the time when are we going to have more female handlers on, and we are joined by our second female handler from the HITS K9 conference, Sarah Carver. Carver joined the United States Navy right out of high school from Cheyenne, Wyoming. She wanted to join K9 since she started, and everyone told her that was never going to happen. She was persistent, spent her off time volunteering in the kennel, making connections, and not taking “No” as her final answer. Three years in, and she finally got what she was working so hard for. Carver spent the next five years as a Military Law Enforcement Officer and Military Working Dog Handler. Carver's experience includes handling dual purpose bomb dogs, single purpose narcotics dogs, K9 training, and K9 veterinary care. She shares stories about her first two dogs (both of whom were 12 years old, and could care less about her), her first green dog (a dog that shouldn't have been working, but it taught her a lot!), a scrappy little Jack Russel Terrier (and why she feels obedience is still important, even for the little guys! The JRT made such an impression on her, he ended up being her favorite to work), and a dog who earned the title of this episode Carver also discusses her path into K9 after her time in the Navy as well, including an internship with Brad at Pacesetter K9. Lots of great stories and lessons in this episode, be sure to check it out!! Follow her at @Sarah.carver95 on instagram Join us on our member platform through our youtube channel to get access to perks: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8D9WOH6ny8eoiTCxFNpBtQ/join
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In episode 1467, Jack and super producer DJ Danl Goodman are joined by writer, host, and actor, Dani Fernandez, to discuss… Bipartisan HOPE Act to Encourage Expunging Weed Records, Newsmax and OAN Decide To Not Report The Fox-Dominion Settlement, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is Now So Huge And Permanent That A Coastal Ecosystem Is Thriving On It--Scientists Say, Did Major League Baseball Change Its Rules Just To Sell More Beer? Netflix Weirds The Internet Out With Pillow-Humping Scene and more! Bipartisan HOPE Act to Encourage Expunging Weed Records Newsmax and OAN Decide To Not Report The Fox-Dominion Settlement Newsmax and OANN, Both Facing Lawsuits From Dominion, Cover the Fox Settlement The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is Now So Huge And Permanent That A Coastal Ecosystem Is Thriving On It--Scientists Say Did Major League Baseball Change Its Rules Just To Sell More Beer? MLB Teams Extend Beer Sales After Pitch Clock Shortens Games Shorter Baseball Games Are a Beer Vendor's Dream Netflix Weirds The Internet Out With Pillow-Humping Scene Obsession review – the actors in this erotic thriller all seem to need the toilet NETFLIX'S 'OBSESSION' Pillow Scene Goes ViralVIEWERS GROSSED THE HELL OUT!!! Richard Armitage ‘improvised' wild scene humping a pillow in Netflix's kinky new BDSM show Obsession Netflix forced to issue warning over 'intense' Obsession pillow scene LISTEN: Acid Raindrops by People Under the StairsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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