Elite Enigma

Randy and Pio talk fantasy football, Pio's coaching experience, mythical creatures and living in different eras.

Randy and Pio talk about cutting down trees, homeownership, the power of influencers, and reality love shows this week.

Randy shares his unfortunate rodeo story, Pio just got back from vacay, and the guys talk about dental hygiene and food/dessert they enjoy.

Randy and Pio discuss Father's Day, upcoming events, the DMV, and Pio's coaching experience.

Randy and Pio recap Hell In A Cell, Randy's birthday, collections, and fantasy book fictional/celebrity people in a back alley brawl.

Randy and Pio dive into their favorite drinks, their Jekyll and Hyde drink, and alcohol they don't mess with.

Randy and Pio talk about their favorite things to do in summer, summer memories, and vacations.

Part two of last weeks episode! The guys have a quick mental health check, and talk about Bears offseason and sports!

Welcome back everybody! Randy and Pio explain what they've been up to the last few months. There's a lot to unpack so this episode gets split into two.

Randy shares his experience with Invisalign, and the struggles of house hunting. Pio touches on using the "that's how I grew up" excuse. Randy and Pio dive into random thoughts and funny stories.

Randy and Pio discuss: Randy recovering from Covid, public urination, how there are too many subscriptions, Speaking up when necessary, Rants, and plumbing issues.

Randy and Pio wrap up 2021! The guys talk about Xmas and their favorite gifts given and received, different types of pets, and some advice going into 2022.

After a hiatus Randy and Pio are finally back! They share what they've been up to randy getting braces, Pio's work drama, Christmas shopping Pio's bday and ranking Christmas song!

Randy and Pio talk about Athlete vs. Skill set, The disappearance of Gabby Petito, Yellowstone death zone theory, unbelievable human feats, and a candy bracket to wrap things up.

It's our 60th episode! This week Randy and Pio remember 9/11, answer some crazy hypothetical questions, and discuss if they believe that life is destiny or freewill.

After a week off Randy and Pio return! The guys talk about Pio meeting a celebrity, Septemberfest, Sexual Education/Orientation being taught to K-12 in Illinois, "Marrying your best friend", and football returning with Pio's Picks of the week!

Randy and Pio share their excitement for this football season coming up, the drastic changes in the world of professional wrestling, Pio's coaching adventure, things we want to accomplish by the end of the year and adult life.

Randy and Pio share some nostalgic moments from early 2000s and also tell funny stories from their elementary/junior high days.

Randy and Pio discuss perception of time, trying to manage time travel, giving advice to your younger and older self, and take on a challenging sandwich bracket.

Randy and Pio share the odds of dying in different situations, how they fell about taboo questions, when did bachelor/bachelorette parties become multiple day things? The guys also discuss the Olympics and do a fast food bracket!

Randy and Pio discuss oddly high paying jobs, guessing wages for weird jobs, the tollway scam, things that scared them when they were younger and nasty things on the internet.

Ronnie joins the podcast again! The guys talk about weird things they would do for money, idols they looked up to, generational differences, and test their knowledge in a trivia battle! Follow along and let us know how you did.

Randy learns a new life skill, Alex reviews the UFC fight, the guys talk about worst first dates and first date expectations.

Randy and Pio discuss crazy customers, cheating in professional sports, and things women do that men can't understand.

Thank you to all our dedicated fans who have supported us for 50 episodes! This week Randy and Pio talk about movies, losing one of your five senses, favorite moments from the podcast so far, and sexual activities. There is also surprise in this weeks episode be sure to listen carefully!

Randy and Alex talk about patience in life, Father's Day, memories about their dads, and the possibility of the Bears moving to Arlington Heights.

What happens we you google yourself, brand loyalty, stereotypes and hidden talents!

This week Randy introduces the Mandela Effect to Pio. The guys also talk about urban legends, myths, and superstitions.

Randy and Pio both return from their vacations and share all their experiences.

Randy and Pio prepare for vacation, Randy shares a messy story, the guys talk about meeting girlfriend's parents for the first time and guess each other's favorite things. Ending the podcast with a would you rather based on the name of the episode title.

Randy and Alex Share their thoughts on the Chicago Bears draft picks, what exotic pets they would have, and false memories.

Randy and Alex talk about things that have stuck with them in life, favorite quotes, and what trends were popular and which one's they followed. Would you rather questions: Do 15 years in prison a crime you didn't commit or have your sibling go to prison for life? 3 hour window to eat or 3 hour window to sleep? Hit a dog or cause a 5 car pile up?

Randy and Alex share stories about their game night, when Randy went to prison, preparing for the apocalypse, what happens in the afterlife, and some solid would you rather questions.

Randy and Alex talk about if they're more of a cat or dog personality in a group of people, advanced technology, aliens, the world being a simulation, multiple personalities, and more would you rather questions.

Randy and Pio get into some controversial topics this week, prepare for Wrestlemania, and play some would you rather. Thank you all for supporting us for 40 episodes!

Randy shares an embarrassing story that happened to him recently. The guys talk about Easter vs. Greek Easter traditions, overrated/underrated, Chicago sports updates, And Pio's hot take on moving on quickly.

Randy and Pio dive into some serious topics this week and offer some great advice. Not to worry these goofs cant be serious for too long and have some funny would you rather questions they answer.

This week Randy and Pio bring their first guest on the Podcast. Randy's brother Ronnie joins them in talking about the city of Chicago, what they like and dislike about it, what it's like living together, and things they've learned from one another.

Randy and Pio talk about the city of Chicago, Randy's Museum adventure, importance of a sleep schedule, coffee, and Pio taking a secret supplement to up his game.

Randy and Pio talk about car sales and car struggles, museum visits, and offer some advice at the end of this podcast!

Randy and Pio talk about getting your body right for spring/summer. The importance of making memories throughout your life and Pio gets called out!

Randy and Alex give you a friendly reminder to check yourselves, and those around you. We're talking meal prepping (again), and friend groups this week as well.

Randy and Pio say goodbye to their long time friend, talk about arguments that come seemingly out of nowhere, Valentines day, and the best/worst memories in the snow.

Randy and Alex talk about the stock market madness, what shows and movies they've been watching, and what they've been up to since the last episode.

Randy and Alex talk about homelessness and thoughts on Marijuana.

From storming the capitol to beefing grandmothers Randy and Pio dive into multiple topics in this weeks episode.

First episode of 2021! Randy and Alex get into some funny stories about blind/awkward dates they've been on. Murder mystery party and NFL Playoffs.

Randy and Pio share what they for Christmas. Wrapping up 2020 they talk about the highlights and positives that came of this troublesome year. Also what new goals have been put in place for 2021. What are some of your goals for the new year?

Merry Christmas everybody! Randy and Pio talk about events leading up to Christmas, shopping, favorite Christmas memories and more!

We're talking about new music releases, the struggles of keeping a secret, relationships, and paying it forward.

This week Randy and Pio talk about the adult film industry and do a Q&A/one's gotta go segment.