Gore Goblins

We're back to talk about what could possibly be the first anti-sequel ever made for a respected slasher. We also cover what we've been doing since last episode, you know the drill.

We're back with another double creature feature. This time we're looking at one of the best werewolf films of all time, and one that misses the mark by quite a bit.

It's finally time to talk about another iconic horror franchise. That's right, we're finally starting our look at Texas Chainsaw Massacre, a franchise that is full of ups and downs. Today we're looking at the first one, so give it a listen to see what we think.

We're back after a brief hiatus to tackle 3(!!!) zombie movies from South Korea. Did Train to Busan live up to all the hype that we've heard over the years? What about the others that the director made to add to the lore? Give it a listen!

We're back to kill off the Scream franchise! We also briefly (not really) go over our thoughts on Alien: Romulus, as well as discuss what's next for the show.

We're back and on the hunt! Today we're talking about a kinda-sorta horror movie based on a true story about murderous lions that ravaged a bridge construction site more than 100 years ago. Give it a listen to see what we think!

We're back and ready to Scream again, but this time with a requel twist! Join us as we discuss the recent sequel that kick started the franchise back to life.

After another unintentional hiatus, we're back and talking about I Saw the Devil! This is an insanely well-made revenge thriller. It's so good that we recommend you watch it before listening to the episode. Enjoy!

We're finally back, and so is Ghostface! Listen and find out what we thought of the 4th entry of everyone's favorite satirical slasher franchise.

Find out how many Urban Legends come true as we take a look at the classic 90s slasher that might be a little too influenced by Scream.

We're back with a double feature as we talk about two movies that couldn't be more different. One is a bloody Texas Chainsaw-esque thriller from France, and the other is Scream 3.

We're finally back and taking a look at Scream 2! Did we enjoy it more than its revolutionary predecessor? Yeah, kinda.

It's April, so you know what that means. An April Fool's episode where we talk about some dumb movies for kids. This year we're tackling the two live action Scooby-Doo movies that are over 20 years old. Only one of them holds up, you'll see.

Join us as we talk about The Monster. A true underrated creature feature that we both really enjoyed. 

It's new franchise time! Join us as we leave the dreams of Springwood and the campgrounds of Crystal Lake and head over to Woodsboro to take a look at Scream!

Join us as we talk about one of the most harrowing viewing experiences either of us has ever had, and also a supremely inferior remake of said viewing experience.

A special guest joins us as we finally talk about the newest entry in one of our favorite franchises! Listen to see how this one stacks up against the rest.

It's Freddy vs Jason all over again as we talk about the final entries of two beloved horror franchises. One of these is pretty good, the other one not so much. 

It's the titanic showdown that we've all been waiting for! Two iconic 80s slashers long past their prime show up for a fun and bloody match-up that definitely delivers on its premise. Give it a listen to see what we thought!

Wes Craven returns once again to put his creation to rest once and for all in this meta-slasher. Is this one of the stronger entries in the franchise? Listen and find out amidst all the usual babbling that you can expect from John and Justin.

For the tenth entry in the F13 franchise, we see Jason go where a couple of slashers have gone before: SPACE! Is it a worthwhile endeavor for Jason? Listen and find out!

In the sixth entry of this legendary franchise, Freddy is allegedly put to rest once and for all. Did they really save the best for last like the poster claims? Probably not, but listen and find out anyway.

This is the second time that we've been told this is the "final" Friday movie, but anyone that knows better knows that this isn't true. Join us as we discuss what might possibly be the most divisive entry in this franchise. For what it's worth, we kinda dug it.

After another unplanned break, the Goblins are back to take a look at Freddy's 5th outing. Have the jokes worn thin? Are the kills still fun? Listen and find out!

After another short break, we're finally back to talk about what a lot of people think is the worst Friday the 13th movie. Listen to find out what we think, along with just our general ramblings about stuff.

Freddy's back once again, this time with a (mostly) new cast of teens to slaughter. Give a listen to see how the follow up to Dream Warriors holds up. John also goes and talks for like an hour about why physical media is good or whatever i dunno.

It's Jason vs. Carrie in this sequel to one of our favorite entries in the franchise. How does it hold up? Listen and find out!

Freddy's back in the true sequel to Wes Craven's classic slasher. Listen and find out what we think of what many people consider to be the best Nightmare on Elm Street sequel!

After the critical failure of A New Beginning, Jason returns to wreak havoc once again in Camp Crystal Lake, or sorry, Camp Forest Green! Has Jason returned in top form? Find out as we talk about Jason Lives!

Freddy's back in what has been called the gayest horror movie of all time. However, your mileage may vary on whether or not it's a worthy follow-up to the original classic. Listen as we talk about one of the most divisive sequels in the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise!

I guess it wasn't the final chapter after all. Join us as we talk about what is perhaps the most divisive entry in the Friday the 13th franchise.

What better franchise to cover in the middle of our visit at Camp Crystal Lake than A Nightmare on Elm Street! Join us as we talk about another one of our favorite horror icons in his first appearance. We also ramble a lot, you know the drill.

We find ourselves at Camp Crystal Lake(?) once more for the totally FINAL chapter of Jason's story! Join us as we talk about how we feel about this 80s slasher that totally completely and absolutely ended the Friday the 13th franchise!

It's a double feature day as we take a look at the controversial psychological slasher, Maniac, as well as it's remake. John also takes some time to talk about Oppenheimer and Barbie. Are any of these movies worth watching? Listen and find out!

We discuss the second Friday the 13th sequel in which we are bombarded with obnoxious 3D effects. Seriously, this movie really wants you to know that it was filmed in 3D. The 80s sure were a magical time, weren't they?

Join us as we talk about this fun little horror comedy about two hillbillies just trying to live their best lives. John also goes on like 5 different tangents so just bear with us.

We head back to Crystal Lake this week to talk about Jason's first foray into mass murder. Join us as we talk about whether or not this sequel is better or worse than the original.

Take a trip with us as we discuss the very unnerving and atmospheric world of Beyond the Black Rainbow. We also talk a little bit about some gaming stuff that we're excited for.

We finally begin our stay at Camp Crystal Lake as we take a look at the film that spawned one of the most prolific franchises in horror history. Justin also gives his thoughts about The Boogeyman.

Join us as we finally lay this franchise to rest and talk about the last 5 remaining entries. 

We're continuing our look at The Grudge with a double feature. This time we look at the two sequels to the American remake of The Grudge. How do they stack up? Are they even worth a watch? All will be revealed. 

A completely normal episode of Gore Goblins where we talk about a fun little creature feature called Animal.

After an unintentional hiatus, the Gore Goblins are back with a continuation of our look at The Grudge franchise. This time we look at the American remake. We also talk about what we've been up to for the past 3 weeks.

Join the goblins as they talk about a fun New Zealand gorefest that borrows from Evil Dead, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny. John also gives a brief history lesson on a bonkers Beatles theory, and both give their spoiler-filled thoughts on the new Ant-Man film.

After a short hiatus, the goblins are back to talk about the sequel to the first Ju-On film. That's only like half the episode, though, as we spend the other half talking about whatever. This is episode 27, you should know how we work at this point.

Join the Goblin Family as we discuss this fun little horror comedy. We also ramble about metal for like the 10th time. We really like metal. 

It's our first foray into the world of J-Horror was we take a look at the first 3 films in the Ju-On franchise. We talk about the effectiveness of a good ghost story, and what we do and don't like about American ghost movies. John also rambles very briefly about Doctor Sleep.

Join us one last time for our final visit (hopefully) to Haddonfield as we ramble about the divisive final entry in our favorite horror franchise. John also gives his very brief thoughts on Barbarian. 

Join us for the final episode of our Evil Dead series (for now), as we talk about the 2013 remake! Cale's here again too, so that's how you know it's a quality episode.

Today we take a look at what is not only the best werewolf movie of the past 20 years, but also one of the best werewolf movies of all time. We also ramble a bit about the Terminator franchise and why you should enjoy movies you love and not make other people feel bad for not liking them. 

Listen to our discussion of the third installment of the tonally insane franchise that is Evil Dead. We could be living in a world where this was called Medieval Dead, but we aren't so lucky. We also talk about what we did over the Thanksgiving break.