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The gang goes down a major Goop-hole on this episode. Doug crafts a candle that smells like him, with hints of cheetos and axe body spray. Brittni tells us about stripper Tetherball. Jake reveals his true New Years Resolution.  We are so sorry for this one, but hey, atleast we are back! Hey Goop, if you are still listening, we could use a sponsorship.  Notice: this improv comedy style podcast contains strong language. NSFW. hahpodcast.com

Still looking for that perfect sweater for the Christmas party coming up? We do the shopping for you on this one. Brittni tried to cover up her farts and instead acquires a new skill- shooting roses out of her butt. Doug lets Rihanna decorate his house with fast food themed decorations for the holidays. Jake learns about butt-crack Santa. We are, yet again, so very sorry for the all fart talk. Notice: this improv comedy style podcast contains strong language. NSFW. hahpodcast.com

The gang is back in action as we tackle Thanksgiving leftovers, the stationary bike craze, our worst fears, and much more. Brittni ponders what famous celebrity she wants to stuff in her turkey. Doug runs a Grand Theft Auto 5-Star Wanted Level simulation on his new Peloton bike. Jake gets accosted by a haggard wild donkey-horse in the middle of Mexico.  Notice: this improv comedy style podcast contains strong language. NSFW. hahpodcast.com

The gang is on break this week for the holiday but have no fear! This week we bring you the first installment of our brand new "The Mix Tapes" collection! We have spliced together moments that have made us laugh the most from season 2, audio previously left on the cutting room floor, and also sound clips we love for your listening pleasure. Just hit play and let the good tapes roll. This is our mixed tape for you. We hope you enjoy it! See you guys again next week!  Notice: this improv comedy style podcast contains strong language. NSFW. hahpodcast.com  

100% listener-submitted questions on this episode!  Brittni has a full blown addiction to... wait for it... Tik Tok. Jake has a complete meltdown over how to make a grilled cheese. Doug is over here aging from the waist down by the minute, so lets get this one going! Thank you to Mom, Teddy, Allie and Billy for the questions this week!  Notice: this improv comedy style podcast contains strong language. NSFW. hahpodcast.com

The gang writes the plot for Snow Dogs 2, featuring a dream-team of sled dogs & soundtrack by Sisqo.  Jake had himself a week after throwing a Howl-o-ween Bark-mitzva. Brittni needs help to move her trailer across town, and Doug rides in the Daytona 500 with his mom. PS -Sorry for the poop jokes... again.  Notice: this improv comedy style podcast contains strong language. NSFW.  hahpodcast.com

The HAH gang plays a fun game of Hypothetical Oregon Trail. Brittni sits in the Devils Rocking Chair, Doug does NOT want this Popeyes Chicken Sandwich, and Jake would rather party with Cuba Gooding Jr. Notice: This improv-comedy style podcast contains strong language. NSFW.  Do you have a hypothetical question for us to discuss? We will mention you! Whatchu' got? Send it to us! hahpodcast.com

In Episode 18: It sounds like Doug is calling in from the actual TMZ most-scariest haunted house. Brittni goes just a *little* bit bad. Jake would rather be a fly on the wall.   Kanye says you should talk to Jesus more, put your boobies away, and give this one a listen. Don't forget to subscribe! hahpodcast.com

Welcome home & welcome in.  Back by...*some* demand!  Here’s A Hypothetical Podcast Season 2!    Thanos may have snapped our show but we are back from ...the past?  In Episode 17: Doug lives with ghosts for money, Jay puts his grandma is a nursing home fight-club, and Brittni cant decide between true love and a food truck.    Thank you to all still here from Season 1 & Welcome newcomers!  hahpodcast.com

Here's A Holiday-Pathetical!  It’s that time of year that gets us thinking about Ford Fiesta Coupes, Grandma pissing in the snow, and what really happened to Joaquin Phoenix. Sorry for the delay, one of us got a pretty high profile holiday job promotion! Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

Surprise! It must be your birthday because we're giving you the gift of a bonus clip. Happy Birthday, you lucky so and so! Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

It is Wednesday, my dudes. And we're all packed up and ready to go to the happiest place on earth- Dollywood!  This hypothetical bag of garbage juice includes: The Bouffant Banshee, A Puppy Theme Park, and the reality of Spontaneous Tortilla Combustion. We also taste-test the hottest chip!...that we could find in our pantry. We hope you love this, but we are not talking fetish, ok?  Did you follow us on social media this week? If so, listen closely for a shoutout! Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Twitter: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

Welcome to our post-4th-of-July cookout that we advertised on Grindr. Its definitely NOT AN ORGY. Literally EVERYONE IS INVITED to this one where we discuss dropping acid at Cirque Du Soleil and getting dunked on by naked grandpas. Once this is on the internet we cant unchoke this chicken, so we hope you enjoy!  Did you follow us on social media this week? If so, listen closely for a shoutout! Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Twitter: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Twitter: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

Happy Birthday, America! Join us on a family trip South Of The Border while we talk about illegal firework purchases and lost digits... in the name of Independance! We braved the environment Jacob and Doug created with a room/house full of explosives to bring you the hottest take on the hotdog-for-every-meal lifestyle, insane chimp asylums, a blind ol’ gay goose (RIP), and a listener question about hairy butts.  This one also features our very first LIVE listener call-in question! We're about to drop so much ‘Merica knowledge on ya. You better read your Declaration real quick and fourty up, fam!   Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Twitter: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

Disclaimer: Please don't inform our Insurance Agency that this episode exists. Brittni is recording remotely, presumably from Philadelphia where the tourism is booming due to new proposed legislation stemming from a certain Flying Hot Dog Incident. We also discuss Dating A Wolf Man, A Phony Dinosaur Fossil Collection, A Listener Submission Question and much more! Sorry this one is just a little bit late... Doug couldn't figure out how to work the remote. Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Twitter: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

Welcome back to iHAHb. You want it... we got it. Join us this week as we set the record straight about Who Has the Best Breakfast Burrito (step aside, CNN), The Fringe Benefits of Doing Steroids, Self-Incriminating Santa Claus, and a listener submitted question that we all feel dirtier for having answered.  Submit YOUR question at any of the links below-  Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Twitter: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

Let's travel back to a time when we knew how to record a podcast. In this one, we got pirates with hip dysplasia, how to hack a date with the ladies, dinosaurs, the dust bowl... and Anne Hathaway, I guess.  Thank you very much for sticking this one out. It's still real to us, damnit!!   Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com  

Surprise! It must be your birthday because we're giving you the gift of a bonus clip. Happy Birthday, you lucky so and so! Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

Summer is here and we are coming in hot!  & THIS JUST IN!! Not only are we climbing the podcast charts, we are also now on Apple’s music top 10.... blocked artists. We talk about very inconvenient summer allergies and animal infestations in this one. Also...detachable tits. Just think about it.  This weeks episode is definitely not sponsored by Darius Rucker or Bud Light.  Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

Oh man, you guys. Are you even ready for this one? We doubt it. We realllllly get into it this week. Into what you ask? Psh, you name it. Here's a hint - we hope Doug's Mom doesn't listen to this one... Buckle up, because we're talking recent certain huge movie releases, robo-appendages, the major-life-events-film-crew, Diaper Ducky (TM TM TM), the airport bathroom war zone,  and the rules and regulations of haunting.    Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

After a brief hiatus we've all returned from our independent vacations that definitely happened a little more rested, cultured, and dare we say... hilarious? Well maybe not that last thing but you better believe we've got stories to tell and questions to ask! Lots of important things probably happened this week. We won't be discussing any of those things. Instead, we'll dive into best practices for traveling to Bora Bora, things that are worse than a traphouse, the Little Debbie dilemma, the Little Dougie redemption, and of course an in-depth analysis of the bell curve that is Benjamin Button's hotness. Grab your favorite type of nugs *wink* and settle in ya'll - we're back and we're ready to speak high.. pathetically.    Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

Sunday Sunday Sunday!! Join us for a very special episode of HaH - Wrestlemania is coming and we're getting ready for the main event by talking all things wrestling! That's right, we're talking about allll the very famous well known wrestlers like The Tooth Fairy, The Boogeyman, The Bey Biter, and MORE. We're also comparing celebrity and mythical face chompers, signature moves, and cage fighters! We'll see you in the ring!   Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

We've all gone mad here! MARCH mad. We're eagerly awaiting all the dunks and passes and we'll even give you a sneak peek at the big finale. Spoiler alert - the big game has some twists and turns that include potentially illegal genetically modifying beverages and a special appearance from the lady of the hour - can you guess who?! We also cover the great Peep vs Reese Egg Debate, our childhood Easter traditions, and the problematic Subway visit. Come catch the fever with us!    Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

There's a very big important movie coming out! Can you guess what it is? It has bats, and robot suits, Val Kilmer, and moonshine. We'll talk alllll about it. Really. Come chat with us. We could talk to you for INFINITY. Isn't it terrible about all the WARS in the world? Anywho, other talking points include Katy Perry stealing a young boy's innocence, Ruben Studdard apology albums, and the pros and cons of invisibility vis a vis ghost crimes.    Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

Surprise! It must be your birthday because we're giving you the gift of a bonus clip. Happy Birthday, you lucky so and so! Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

Welcome to Oscar Central! If you're looking for the best, most accurate information on the big event, you've come to the right place! This week's episode covers all the different Oscars, the billboard crisis, things pretending to be butter, professional services, and most importantly, Tracy Morgan. Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

You read that right. Your surrogate television mom is back on the map with a new show and we CAN NOT WAIT to discuss it with you. Other topics to note are: Streaking professionally, the Olympics, skiing tips and tricks, the straight facts about bobsledding, giraffes, chickens, and the best way to die on an island. Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com

Find our show online at these places: IG: @hah_podcast Youtube: “Heres A Hypothetical Podcast” Hotline: 919-972-8610 Email: info@hahpodcast.com Website: hahpodcast.com