Intergalactic Railroad

Episode Notes In which the Intergalactic Railroad arrives from the distant future on an investigative mission to research the origin of the final universalized currency and its relationship to burbclaves. We also invented bitcorn. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Earth's got problems and instead of dealing with them they're just letting everything get all screwed up. On the gas giant Jupiter the disappointment and loss of hope emanating from Earth has caused a hexagonal storm which has not stopped raging for thousands of years. An avatar of the Garden Of Homies is on his way to attempt to resolve the situation, by teaching the Jovans how to vibe, and the Earthlings how to channel their fury. Listen to the homies https://soundcloud.com/aintshitshow Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes We read this article: https://nemesis.global/memos/umami and then we went to umami land, and mike got lost in a time loop and drowned in cheesy flavor powder but he's ok now Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Notes go here In the grim darkness of the distant future, a lonesome train whistle howls through a seemingly abandoned planet. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Matt Palmer comes on the show to talk about technology politics and futurism but instead we argue about what a state is and it was fun. All the music but the intro is courtesy of H3lpComput3r whom you can stan at https://soundcloud.com/helbcomputer Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes We are all very anxious about the possibility of extinction. The Earth is dying, the people are turning and attacking each like cats in a bag, youtube-dl received a DMCA notice. Annihilation has risen on the horizon like a poison sun, a solid wall of static in the east. Lucky for us, there's a train coming to carry us through that wall, to the slimy glory beyond. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Recommendation System == ONLINE BGM == TRUE pci id for fd 8: 8086:8a56, driver (null) error: No driver found error: failed to load driver: (null) error: pci id for fd 8: 8086:8a56, driver (null) error: unable to load driver: iris_dri.so error: driver pointer missing error: failed to load driver: iris Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Robots are not people except when you make people into robots. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Strategic Narrative Operations is when you strategicly narrate operations, and the more strategic you are the more operatic things get. This is just the facts, Jim. Shut up, man. Literally nobody is dying of covid its not a big deal, so lets have a civil war already ok. Have you considered checking yourself for parasites. Dont go hurting people because the phone tells you to ALRIGHT JACK VOTE! MEAT SUITS WILL NOT BE REPAIRED! VOTE! FOREST IS NOT NECESSARY! VOTE! MAXIMIZE COMMODITY! VOTE! Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes All land projects are Tiger King. America is a land project. Max is a globe twitter now. Join the space program, because we are all going into cans anyways, so we should arrange them properly, in stacks. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes This piece of writing was read aloud into a microphone and so can you! Fatima Insolación The Insurgent Southwest Death, Criminality, and Militarization on the U.S.-Mexican Border “The prisons and camps don’t contain only those inside them but also those outside them. All human beings are transformed into prisoners and prison guards.” Letters of Insurgents Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes ATTENTION LISTENER ATTENTIONLISTENER FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION THE INTERGALACTICRAILROAD IS NO LONGER SANCTIONED AND COMMUNICABLE VIA AGENCY NETWORKS THE AGENT HAS GONE ROGUE THE AGENT CODENAME SPACECAT IS NATURALIZED TO BIOSPHERE AND THUS QUARENTINED IS APPLIED HENCEFORTH DUE TO UNILINEAR TIME THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ROGUE AGENT THANKYOU VERY MUCH FELLOW HUMANS DO NOT LISTEN TO MEMETIC DANGER PLEASE CONSIDER PLANTING A TREE AND DESTROYING THE VIRUS CAPITAL THERE ARE NO FURTHER INSTRUCTION Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes A conversation concerning the equitable distribution of energy and industry as the Earth inches towards Martian conditions. Also, a brief condemnation of the Kiwanis, the Lions, and Rotary clubs. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Mike is trapped in the holodeck and the Internet Correspondent has taken the controls. I interview the jokerfied Twitter troll "Rusty", aka @neuralculture. After clowning the right into thinking Antifa is around every corner, bunkering the President for a night, and helping dox the Milwaukee police-run sex slave ring, what is he planning next? I try to find out how the sausage is made and get some tips on social engineering, PLUS a bonus Asset or Liability where we discuss the ALLEGATIONS against a certain Uncivil Person of Philadelphia! Caution: this episode contains Extremely Online content. I have attempted to digest it for our Less Online listener, but I take no responsibility for any mental or physical damage it may cause. Address any complaints to the manager: @IGRRpod Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Listen, I'm not even gonna try to fill you in on this one. We got a three part conversation wrapping up here. Its about platforms, coordination, hope and despair. We laugh, we cry, we compute the future. Normal stuff for normal people. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes This is the second of three episodes about platforms. All kinds of platforms. The politics of platforms. There are so many kinds of platforms that its hard to even keep track of what platforms you are talking about when you talk about platforms. And so if you listen very very carefully, you will discover our handy guide to identification of the native platforms of Terran social ecology. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes How much faster are glaciers melting then they used to melt? How much faster is Amazon delivering packages and destroying communities? How much more data is being collecting and sold about your behavior? How quickly can we learn to adapt? Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Just a little snack episode to keep your beak wet while the platforms undergo processing. Contains notes towards a biocosmist immortalist anarchist communist busty and crusty theory of everything. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes We meant to talk about platforming and deplatforming people. Our friend called from prison so we platformed him. Max deplatformed himself to show us how its done. Later we talked about recycling tamagochis. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Marcos from Aint Shit Show is on the train again and we're AMPED because if you are not amped right now you are dead. Dude is @aint_show on twitter. Proceed to vibe. We got stuff to do. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes We are the ones leaving pallets of bricks everywhere. We broke the windows. We stole your lawn ornaments. Welcome to the Cool Zone. Watch where you step. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Leave Earth casually, with the anarchist space program. We recorded before all the shit kicked off in MPLS, so we're still in the stupid era before people stormed the precinct. Solidarity with them that storm the precinct, the statehouse, the highway and heaven. Thanks again to Ultraghost ( https://soundcloud.com/ultraghost )from whomst the soundtrack behind the words was ganked. That intro is my own fault. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Hey, you doing anything later? Wanna work on the space program? https://prisonersolidarity.com/prisoner/casey-brezik Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes You know what I'm not gonna be able to summarize this one. We're thinking about doing a call-in show. https://www.patreon.com/hvulgaris Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes In which we converse with AP Andy a.k.a A.M. Gittlitz of The Antifada about Posadas and so on. Buy the book: I Want To Believe: Posadism, UFOs and Apocalypse Communism https://www.plutobooks.com/9781786806208/i-want-to-believe/ Use code POSADAS20 for 20% off. This does nothing for us but it means everything to him From 12 to 33 minutes it's nonstop ultraghost: https://soundcloud.com/ultraghost Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes "Using Dimensional Analysis to Investigate Feasability of Woodgas CPT + Coppice Silvopasture Managment to Power Our Cities" by Silas Bennet 2017 Shout out to Cody Harrison and the Corona, LLC. Environmental co-op Manna Short Story (Anarcho Space Communism Futurism): https://marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm Co-op start-up being organized by founder of this LLC: https://corona-enterprises.com/about-us Ecosystem Restoration Camps 501c3: https://ecosystemrestorationcamps.org/our-vision/ Ecolonomic Action Team: https://www.eatcommunity.com/ Solid State Isothermal Air Compression: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trompe Mark Shepard's "New Forest Farm" A great example of a profitable Silvopasture: https://newforestfarm.us/ Mark Shepard's book "Restoration Agriculture": https://www.amazon.com/Restoration-Agriculture-Mark-Shepard/dp/1601730357 What is a "Silvopasture": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvopasture What is "Coppicing": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coppicing What is "Wood Gasification": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood_gas_generator Supercritical Fluid Gasification: https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/engineering/supercritical-water-gasification What is a "Supercritical Fluid": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supercritical_fluid What is a "B Corp": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benefit_corporation What is "CZTS Solar Cells": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CZTS What is "Biogas Digestion": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anaerobic_digestion Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes We are joined today in broken kayfabe by Marcos and Ruben of Ain'tSh*tShow to lift our voices to the clipping limit in dismay at the state of things and make dick jokes about that quitter Bernie Sanders. Vibe with us, Listener. @aint_show @l3aanaana @biocosmopolitan Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Cook County is arresting people and holding them until a bail hearing can happen. Bail hearings wont happen until the courts open again. The courts wont open again until people stop dying. Cook County Jail has become the largest cluster of covid cases in the Untied Snakes. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes we're marching in our millions with sandals on our feet with our lunches packed for a holiday on the beach beneath our street so load your bags with bottles of wine, cigarettes and sweets we're going to join our grandparents on the beach beneath our street Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Dont worry its 50 minutes of bird song for your tender precooked ears. Ready to eat. Refrigerate after opening and use within 14 days. Mike's gain is fixed in the first couple minutes. How many of you have to die to make the line go up? Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes spring break 2020 schools out forever yaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Hey bro have you ever considered just like givin it all up bro and like goin on the road? Well dont worry about it too much, because the capitalist ultra-brain puts you in a can, whether you roll or stack. Everything is broken its fine. Bro. Oogles with money. Hypercubes. The matrix. French cut green beans, peach slices and chicken dicks. Canlife. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes In the year two thousand and twenty, everybody wants to hoard TP. Stray dogs like locusts. Wine-mom prepper boxes. Stonks: line go down! Mass society and industrialization are flopping around the killing room floor. Pigs eating pigs! Its the end of a world. A new world struggles to be born. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes A brief discussion concerning AI dungeon masters is followed by a more in depth abyss-gaze session into the social and political ramification of the ongoing pandemic. This most likely will be an ongoing theme. Things of great importance should be held lightly. We make jokes and abstract theories because we are afraid. Worth reading: http://chuangcn.org/2020/02/social-contagion/ Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes And every sleepless night Led me to where I am Bitches that broke my heart They became hoes that scam Show me a better way Promise I'll quit this game This much I know, it's true I came up and so could you And fuck the boys in blue Fuck 'em all Fuck 12, fuck 12 Fuck 12, fuck 12 Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes As far as we can tell, the humans live on turtles. The earth is a turtle, and on the back of this turtle there is a turtle called turtle island. These two turtles seem to get along. However, there are a number of steam and diesel driven mechanical turtles causing untold destruction. A large number of humans live on the back of these industrial-colonial turtles, and there are even tiny unregistered-RV turtles parked in the creases of its face, which spring out and snatch tiny morsels as the mechanical turtle rends the world. It is a very convoluted situation and we will bring you all the information as it occurs to us in real time. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes IGRR's train correspondent introduces us to the wonderful world of the Shruti Box, which is an instrument. Some assholes are trying to make space cops and space hotels and space walmarts and you should hate those people. Join the Henchpersons Union. Together we will infiltrate and destroy capitalist security apparatus orbiting this planet, which is Earth. Finally, Spencer Alan Boston is a king and must have his freedom. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes The State contains a disease. The disease spreads in the state, changing it. The State interacts with other States. Contagion spreads. The State attempts to restrict the flow of bodies, of ideas. Corona viruses such as SARS and the Wuhan epidemic seem to destroy a higher percentage of infected bodies, although they seem also to infect fewer bodies. Influenza kills many more people every year than corona viruses even though it kills the infected at a lower rate. 1004 people were shot and killed by American police in 2019. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Once again, the greatest escape of them all is about to blow the future apart. This time, its for keeps, and so on. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Audio zines are good. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Wearing a raincoat is flying around in a plane Made of a raincoat But when you think of that You hurt your mind And you'll need a friend To talk you down Needing a friend to talk you down Is food that comes from a pipe But when you hate the food That comes from a pipe You will turn to drugs To help you sleep Turning to drugs to help you sleep Will only lead to sleep And sleeping is a gateway drug To being awake, being awake, being awake again Being awake is swimming around in a lake Of the undead And the undead are like A bunch of friends That demand constant attention Demanding constant attention Will only lead to attention And once they have your attention They use it to ask for attention And once they have that attention They use it to ask for attention ++++++++ the dang article is at https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2020/01/16/the-internet-of-beefs/ Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes What is the State? Fun-loving salesman Richard (Lee Kun-Hee) and Larry (Kim Jong-Un) are invited by their boss, Bernie, to stay the weekend at his posh beach house. Little do they know that Bernie is the perpetrator of a fraud they've uncovered and is arranging to have them killed. When the plan backfires and Bernie is killed instead, the buddies decide not to let a little death spoil their vacation. They pretend Bernie is still alive, leading to hijinks and corpse desecration galore. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

The world attempts to deepfake us, in retribution for us treating it like it's real. You can't eat pizza if you're made of light. Your host can pass a Turing test, but can he pass Voight-Kampff? Here's a link. Is it real? How would you know? https://www.inputmag.com/tech/this-is-samsungs-neon-in-action Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Toodays Discourse: Using music as an anthropological lens, we have determined the following: Cats have antimemetic qualities, as does the movie Cats. Eric Whittaker's chorus of 2000 youtubers means something, maybe. My shoes are on top of the world. Deepfake everything, because you can't fake good taste. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Why is there darkness between stars? Because we live in a vast and empty parking lot. Ask the squid, they'll tell you. Big thanks to the agents in the field, pulling the threads and following up on the leads, making this story come together. This podcast is powered by widgets. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes Down a gravity well without a paddle, your host attempts to build a habitat from local materials. Facing a ferocious multi-level marketing campaign, and worn down by the merciless human environment, your host is defeated and swallowed by a gibbering death god of home and beauty products. Find out more at http://biocosm.xyz

Episode Notes The Intergalactic Railroad welcomes you, Listener, and each individuality subsumed within your vastness. We enjoy you, even as you provide evidence of your enjoyment of us. Cangratulations, babe.

Episode Notes You are standing on a beach, watching the sunset. You are a wave. You are eating a banana. You are fake news media. You are a series of woody tubes. You are The Listener.

Episode Notes Its all very reasonable if you look at things rationally. The bearded stone waits, dreaming on the far side of the moon.

"He puts his foot here, my secret jack-in-the-box fires, shooting him out through the window out over the sea and into the arms of the Penguin's exploding octopus." -Joe Biden

Episode Notes Throwing shoes is violence. The Ideology Machine is bad. Absolutely do not take legal advice from this podcast. If you are listening, you almost certainly can not legally purchase firearms in California, Oregon, or Idaho.