Lads on Tour

The lads take to the stand to defend a small child against possibly sort of eating a guy in front of a jury of angels and demons and possibly this podcast has gotten off track. CW: Swearing, violence, cannibalism, dead bodies, childhood trauma, violence against children, sexual references, swords, cults, alcohol Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

For the first time in their entire lives, the lads play by the rules (as written). It's a harrowing nightmare for all. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual references, religion, guns, knives, violence against children, alcohol, tentacles, hentai, octopus incest Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

Reunited with Liam at last, the lads try to work out how to be lawyers and meet a bald king and biblical icon. CW: Swearing, grief, death, pressure to drink alcohol, discussion of violence, sexual references Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

In Heaven, the lads try and work out what the hell they're going to do about their legal issues (no pun intended). CW: Swearing, violence, death, grief, lawyers, sexual references, drug references, drug usage refusing food, controlling food, mild references to child abuse Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

With Kat still missing, Guy also missing and Bronwyn even missing-er, the lads take flight and are reunited with a selection of old friends. CW: Swearing, violence, blood, knives, guns, body horror, zombies, death, misophonia (bones cracking), misophonia (metal scraping), misophonia (eel-like squelching), Lime bikes, grief, birds, horses, religious trauma Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads, who are animals, return to the party, which is full of fictional detectives, and discover an ominous hallway of Tumblr DMs. Gary Gygax spins in his grave. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual references, age gap relationships, non-sexual grooming, Tumblr, horses, mild threat Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

Before the Lads went on tour, there were three bears attempting the okayest heist the world has ever seen. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual references, bestiality (anthropomorphised animals), murder, death, guns, knives, claws, teeth, bears, bees Follow us on Twitter and Tumblr @podsontour and Instagram @ladsontourpod Fay Evans is Sunny @onlythegirl JJA Harwood is Bruno @jjaharwood Ruaraidh MacDuff is Matt Beary @ruaraidhmacduff Nate Rae is GM @nateraerae

The lads experience romance, drama and knotting in our most normal episode yet. Bronwyn almost becomes the centre of a love triangle. Gregg unfortunately does become the centre of a love triangle. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual references, blood, wolves, bestiality references, knotting, heights, falling, age gap relationships Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Bronwyn Michaels (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads are reunited with a friend. And another one. And another one. Artem wears a range of little outfits. Everything is normal. CW: Swearing, violence, knives, sexual references, wolves, gross food, references to blood, vaginal lubricant, vampirism, knotting, heights, mild peril, shapeshifting, mention of harm to animals, koalas, chlamydia Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Bronwyn Michaels (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads try and solve a murder, and so does everyone else. Bronwyn gets a phone call, and the rest of the lads get a fun surprise. CW: Swearing, violence, guns, knives, death, stabbing, dead bodies, smoking, koalas, parlour scenes, piercings, sexual references Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Bronwyn Michaels (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

Artem's visions require him to socialise. The lads pre-game with some ice cream. Bronwyn doesn't. CW: Swearing, violence, panic attack, horses, dead bodies, shapeshifting, arguing, crowds, guns, knives, awkward apologies Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

In the process of tracking down some missing friends, the lads hear some rumours. Lucas, as always, is fine.  CW: Swearing, violence, eels, body horror, eye stuff, horses, discussion of inducing vomiting, misophonia (retching) Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Bronwyn Michaels (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

A second anniversary talk show, where the lads discuss the second year of the podcast, answering listeners' burning questions such as "what are the lads' favourite podcast tropes?" and "has Nate ever planned anything in his life?" CW: Sexual references, swearing Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads take a turn on the apocalypse's thriving standup comedy circuit. There's probably a plot somewhere. CW: Swearing, violence, blood, injury, vomiting, rats, birds, witchcraft, horses, public speaking, discussion of inducing vomiting, improv comedy Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

Trapped in the Kingdom of Sweets, the lads must confront the most terrifying weapon in the Candy King's arsenal: puns. CW: Swearing, violence, body horror, misophonia, death, grief, eels, trauma, injury, horses Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Bronwyn Michaels (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

In traditional stag do fashion, the lads lose a lad, gain a strange woman and regain a horse. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual references, grief, horses, discussion of sexual predators, age gap relationships Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is there probably (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads process their emotions in a healthy way. Lucas does not get laid and Kat is totally fine. CW: Grief, death, fire, violence, swearing, sexual references, gore, blood, body horror, eels, depression, trauma Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

After the surprise visit from their good friend Daniel, the lads receive a second, even bigger, surprise. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual references, gore, body horror, blood, guns, family issues, mugging, death, implied discussion of abortion, childhood trauma, religious trauma Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

Four lads enter, the same four lads leave but they have a real bad time in between. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual references, gore, body horror, blood, guns, knives, flails, eels, ASMR Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads watch a fun little movie with their good pals Gregg and Gregg, and no-one is traumatised at all. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual content, family trauma, family death, childhood trauma, alcohol, blood, violence against children, knives, armed forces, torture, starvation, dehydration Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads have a drink with Kore, and are reunited with an old friend. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual content, family death, childhood trauma, military, blood, torture, sexual content, alcohol, mention of drugs Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

Lucas comes face to face with someone from his past, and the lads recover by coming face to face with a full pitcher of tequila. CW: Swearing, sexual references, family trauma, childhood abuse, emotional abuse, torture, alcohol, drugs, worms, toddlers, stickiness Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads face down the rest of their greatest sins and a sloth with human lips. Guess which is worse. CW: Swearing, sexual references, body horror, a sloth with human lips, death, violence, bullying, blood, cruelty to animals, biting, misophonia (slurping), weapons, knives, guns Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads throw themselves unquestioningly into the bowels of hell and face one of their greatest sins. CW: Swearing, sexual content, violence, neglect, parental abuse, childhood trauma, drugs, torture, transphobia Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads attempt a heist. Kind of like Ocean's Eleven, but there are four of them and one of them is sort of a dog and the soundtrack isn't as good. CW: Swearing, sexual content, violence, financial crime, alcohol, drugs, bondage, mention of torture, mention of homophobia Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads finally make it to Hell. It's probably better than Vegas. CW: Swearing, sexual content, violence, sentient food, violence, death, sex toys, bullying, kebabs, gambling, snakes, snails, soho Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads finally make it to Vegas. It's hell. CW: Swearing, sexual content, violence, death, blood, guns, drowning, car accidents, electrocution, drugs, alcohol, injury, gambling, suicide Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads attempt to make a deal with a demon, having not learned their lesson from the last time. CW: Swearing, violence, injury, death, mild body horror, guns, emotional abuse, demons, sexual references, torture, mention of dogs having eyebrows Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

Left to their own devices, the lads watch Love Island and uncover a weird cult. Dog campaigns for a dog's right to bear arms. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual content, guns, blood, cults, peril, character death, horror, body horror, teeth, emotional abuse, family abuse, parental death, religious trauma, reality tv Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads make a plan over coffee and Lucas is completely fine. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual content, emotional abuse, family abuse, blood, body horror, horror, peril, death, family death, needles, fire Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Susie Rae is our DM (@SusieSJR) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

Guy makes a new friend while the rest of the lads have a relaxing, untraumatising nap. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual content, emotional abuse, family abuse, blood, body horror, horror, scarecrows, drowning, peril, guns, knives, boats Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Susie Rae is our DM (@SusieSJR) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

Kat answers some questions, sheds some light, and is extremely hot and cool as hell. CW: Swearing, violence, blood, gore, guns, knives, fire, alcohol, sexual references, demons, angels, siblings Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Susie Rae is our DM (@SusieSJR) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads find themselves in a sticky situation which quickly becomes almost unbearable. CW: Swearing, violence, alcohol, drugs, ketamine, viagra, bees, birds, bears, blood, animal cruelty, bestiality I guess, sexual references Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Susie Rae is our DM (@SusieSJR) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

Gregg checks in with the lads to see if they're in a place to receive some information that may hurt them. CW: Swearing, violence, abandonment, bees, alcohol, hangovers, weapons, wolves, guns Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Susie Rae is our DM (@SusieSJR) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads go to the British Museum and face their most terrifying villain yet: colonialism. CW: Swearing, violence, knives, guns, alcohol, light bondage, colonialism, drugs, alcohol, fire Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Susie Rae is our DM (@SusieSJR) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

An anniversary talk show, where the lads discuss the first year of the podcast, answering listeners' burning questions such as "which lad is the most lad?" and "why is Daniel so mean?" CW: Sexual references, swearing, emotional abuse, eels, violence, mentions of drugs, mentions of alcohol Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour, or join our subreddit r/ladsontourpod JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruraraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Susie Rae is our GM Cover artwork by Fay Evans  

The lads meet a princess, play a drinking game, and have a little cuddle. You know. Standard apocalypse stuff. CW: Swearing, violence, alcohol, drug use, narcotics, child endangerment, mention of knives, tattoos

The lads finally reach London, where they release one beloved NPC onto the M25 and meet a brand new beloved NPC who is definitely not evil. CW: Swearing, violence, alcohol, implied childhood abuse, implied parental abuse, capitalism, weird demons, sexual references, orgies Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Susie Rae is our DM (@SusieSJR) Cover artwork by Fay Evans.

The lads go spelunking and meet some interesting locals and other fun guys. CW: Swearing, violence, child endangerment, discussion of child abduction, drug use, mushrooms, body horror, sexual references, small spaces   Follow us on Twitter @podsontour and Instagram @ladsontourpod   Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com   JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood)   Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl)   Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson)   Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff)   Susie Rae is our DM (@SusieSJR)   Cover artwork by Fay Evans.

It's Gregg's 8th birthday and everything's fine. CW: Swearing, violence, mutilation, alcohol use, drug use, hallucinogens, emotional abuse, blood, cults, parental abuse, child endangerment, knives

The lads finally make it to a second pub on what is technically still a stag do. Everyone has a very nice time. CW: Swearing, violence, emotional abuse, drug use, verbal abuse, narcotics

Things get a bit wet and wild for the lads, but not in a good way. Gregg undergoes some character development. Also not in a good way. CW: Swearing, violence, emotional abuse, blood, body horror, burns, drug use, narcotics, death, guns, verbal abuse, eels

The lads do a little light reading and then a lot of really heavy reading. Lucas gets some bad news. Guy has daddy issues. CW: Swearing, violence, emotional abuse, familial abuse, blasphemy, religious trauma, blood, eye stuff, sexual references, car crash, family death, discussion of bee death

The lads make a grim discovery and get back on the road. Lucas starts an internship. Artem and Gregg go west. CW: Swearing, violence, cannibalism, body horror, tattoos, emotional abuse, guns, sexual references

The lads are invited to stay for dinner. Artem's prophecy is fulfilled. Guy and Lucas pick up some supplies. CW: Swearing, violence, blood, body horror, cannibalism, rats, eels, sexual references, dildos, animal death

Artem has a vision. BirdTruther delivers some bird truths. Gregg almost finds out about veganism but doesn't. CW: Swearing, violence, parental death, eels, emotional abuse, blood, veganism

The lads sit down with a conspiracy theorist and an angel to finally get some sensible answers out of someone. CW: Swearing, violence, discussion of violence against animals, eels, discussion of spiders, sexual references, blasphemy

The lads go in search of a MacDonald's and find some internet pop culture bullshit instead. Artem has a great day. Lucas explodes. CW: Swearing, violence, explosions, landmines, temporary blindness, hanging, memes, eels

Lucas gives Artem his first driving lesson. Some other stuff happens as well but that's the important part.  CW: Swearing, violence, blood, gore, broken bones, blasphemy, eels, guns, body horror, owls

The lads deal with the aftermath of making a deal with a demon and admire Daniel's photography skills.  CW: Swearing, violence, sexual content, blood, emotional abuse, pyramid schemes, tattoos

The lads take a trip to the Big Tesco. Gregg makes a deal. Guy heats things up. CW: Swearing, violence, knives, drugs, medication, pyramid schemes, manipulation, light BDSM, sexual references