Laser Show

A terrible day at work, a great day at the county fair, and growing my summer tour.

Things get weird as we enter week 2 of my Midwest Madness tour.

Indy, Cincy, and Chicago, oh my! The tour starts off with a BANG.

I do my taxes, prepare for tour, and win employee of the month.

The only date you need this V Day: A new episode of Laser Show

A wild start to 2025 after a real bummer 2024. New job, new car, raging wildfires, and some brutal holiday travel.

I spent two weeks as a Lyft driver. Here's how that happened, and what it was like.

Ryan talks about Halloween, the election, officiating a wedding, and the homeless crisis in LA.

Great times at the Great Lakes. Buffalo, Waverly, and Erie. And a hot tip to fix a broken laptop!

After 7 years in the grave, the Overly Excited Tourist has been resurrected. I talk about the decision to bring him back, and what to expect from Tourist 2.0.

I proudly served my country by showing up to the 2-day juror selection and then not getting selected.

Gator Alley, Ybor City, and swamp ass - an eventful September week in Florida.

An episode that is truly only for football fans. And even that's a stretch. Over an hour of me giving my very biased takes on the '24 Panthers, along with some bet recommendations for the degenerate gamblers out there.

How I became a Panthers fan growing up in New England, and all the roads it's led me down.

I recap my summer: a family reunion, a trip to Mexico, and a golf tournament.

The Party Angel tour reaches its thrilling conclusion in California. I perform on an aircraft carrier, meet a very nice cat, and am gifted my very first US Constitution.

Just checkin' in amidst a very weird month featuring a whole slew of canceled shows. I learn about Quakers and delivery robots.

I get screwed over in Des Moines once again, get bailed out by a small town mayor, and see some huge boobs.

I visit the Quad Cities (twice!), avoid some ghosts, and see some of my biggest fans.

As a fan of both "Hannibal" and "Misery," I was destined to have a night of horror in Hannibal, Missouri. I also tell a bonus tale from February of getting absolutely screwed by some Mormons.

I begin my bracelet collection in Dallas, and then I really embarrass myself in Tulsa.

I have a panic attack from drinking too much Celsius, and later get physically thrown out of a bar for the first time in my life.

I have a car mishap in Mississippi and have a run in with Wee Man in New Orleans.

The final chunk of my biggest tour. I perform for yet another crowd of 9, I sell out a barbershop, and I pay homage to my favorite singer.

I meet a medium who talks to my dead uncle, I don't stand up for myself in a parking lot, and I am given my first faberge egg on tour.

For episode 14, I dive into my biggest moment of 2014: my first sitcom appearance, New Girl.

I went out for SNL in 2013 and 2014. I forget if I booked it or not.

I head back east for 5 days. A show gets canceled, a better show is born, I redeem myself in front of my parents, and my friend Tom gets his number blocked by an absolute babe.

I have some good times and bad in St. Charles, Memphis, Huntsville and Birmingham. 

I embark on my longest comedy tour to date, and it starts off with a bang.

16 days of shows up and down the west coast. The trials and tribulations.

I talk about my recent east coast June tour, aka the June Joke Jamboree... most notably, a reeeeal debacle with Spirit Airlines.

I talk about the man, the myth, the idiot, the Overly Excited Tourist.

I talk for 47 minutes about a road trip I went on by myself. It's super boring. Badlands, Tetons, Yellowstone, etc.

I talk about my first roommate in LA.

I talk about the time I cried at a strip club.

Did I do the right thing or did I lead a man on and break his heart?

I tell the story of an awful time I had getting a tattoo from a scary man.

Ryan talks about his struggles with sleep paralysis.