Little Shop of Scorers

We've been on sabbatical for 21 months. What we were doing is pretty top secret so don't worry about that. But we're back to discuss football, fatherhood and the occasional bowel movement.

This week we discuss the things we worried about as kids compared to now, time alone and how Lebron get's a bad rap.

This week we get back into the swing of things after having missed a month or more of recording! We discuss fire pits, neighbors and Lebron... But not in that order.

This week we discuss Spring Break (No Franco), A-A-Ron and his demise and our favorite 90's movie "memories"... We get weird.

This week we discuss Tom Seleck Light, Derrick Rose's knees and remaking movies for the almighty dollar. And Joey was able to refrain from mentioning UNC the entire episode, so a grand thank you from me to him!

This week we discuss our brackets, bidet's, buying beers as teenagers and our dogs tendencies in the yard. We also comment on the USA's WBC win against Puerto Rico! USA! USA! USA!

This week we catch up on a few weeks of shenanigans we missed out on with the break we took. We discuss pro teams that don't end in S, Russell Wilson's questionable behavior and Golden States place in the playoff race without KD.

This week we talk briefly about the Super Bowl and admit Tom Brady and the Patriots have a bit of domi*cough*nan*cough*ce. We discuss the Lebron/Barkley beef, the aftermath of winning a Triple Crown and Joey discusses two cities he hates passionately.

It's Super Bowl week and here's our take. We dislike Tom Brady and want the Falcons to win. And we are particularly bitter this year and don't care all that much. And since we discussed the matchup last week, we got creative...'ish. What's better than talking about real games? How about fictional ones? We do commentary for the 1999 blockbuster, Varsity Blues. Not only was it our anthem as high school football players, but it stars none other than Dawson Leery! Sync up the movie with our podcast and enjoy the commentary! *At the 3:00 mark I mention "fat ankles", that is about 1:30 in from the Paramount Pictures title screen. Sync it up and enjoy!

At this point, it's difficult to say how much you dislike the Patriots and Tom Brady so there is a lot of talk about how Aaron Rodgers may be leading a ship of mediocre seamen, semen and how much we miss the Sonics.

I'll be honest, there's only three games left so we spoke more on how our daughters screw with our heads as we watch sports on tv, than the sports themselves. The gist of our desires? Slay Tom Brady and his stupid dominant career and we can limp out of this football season with something to smile about.

This week we discuss our preference of hot sauce, underdogs and the possibilities that lie with the Chargers moving to LA... Oh and the Divisional Playoff games too. Download, stream, rate, share, sing, clap, dance, homecoming, one, freight car.

We did not upload a podcast last week, so catch up on what you missed!

This week after a holiday hiatus, we've returned to assault your ear drums with our opinions and insights about all things football as well as waxing poetic about life and what it means to work in the front of the house and the back of the house. Wild Card Weekend offers some interesting matchups but the lines are a little suspect... Tune in! #CutlersCuts

This week Joey was sick so I went solo! Hawks on Thursday Night Football, Jeff Fisher finally got canned and Gus Bradley is s'close to getting that pink slip too! Want to know what my inner monologue sounds like? Tune in.

Joey went on vacation, but Bain was down to wax poetic about conspiracies, musicals, being wrong and his disdain for Joey and my relationship with sports. So if you're not a sports fan, this would be your jam b/c we stay pretty far away for a bulk of the conversation. Always good having him on.

This week we discuss my Meek Mill'ish record in Fantasy Football, laser pointers and I try to explain to Joey that is not OK to go sans turkey on Thanksgiving.

As Cole continues to climb the leaderboard for pick 'ems, Joey continues to make up ground. We discuss the prerequisites for watching corny comedies, Buff Kanye's notable stats and the likelihood that Mike McCarthy retains his job for the remainder of the season.

This week we comment on the President elect, the Seahawks chances in Foxborough and Dave Wannstedt's doppleganger, Dennis Farina.

We watch the final innings of game 7 of the 2016 World Series and it was a dooooozy. Oh and we review the NFL games this week too.

This week we discuss the Dallas Cowboys surprising the world, Cole's first fantasy loss and what Jay Cutler will be doing once everyone admits he's not good.

This week we discuss the injury bug that has plagued Joey's fantasy season, his not-so-secret disdain for my success, Lebron vs. Jordan and what is an episode without mention of "Eli Face"?

This week we discuss which quarterbacks could put the team on their backs and the endless level of mediocre matches the NFL chooses to air on basic cable.

This week we discuss the final four teams in the NFL playoffs, the divisional triumphs, Cole's season triumph and in memorial of a friend's fallen K9, Joey and Cole give their top 10 list of dogs...

After a week off, we're back at it with some divisional round shenanigans. We discuss our prediction for this Packers/Cowgirls game, our enjoyment of watching a dazed Big Ben end his season and enormous ditch Joey must dig out of in order to try and win the picks this year. GO HAWKS!

This week we keep our final regular season week short and sweet. Joey brags about his "comeback" and Cole remains unworried about his pending Pick Em title. Happy Holidays you dirty animals. Go Hawks!

This week we discuss Cole's nerdy obsession with a game called Heroclix, the dire, I repeat dire state of Thursday Night Football and the various games with actual playoff implications.

This week we discuss the ups of the Hawks and enjoying the many downs of the 49'ers this season. :) Happy Holidays.

This week we discuss the Seahawks revival in the NFC West race, how terrible the Santa Clara 49'ers look and how our fantasy seasons are all but over....

We talk... About football... And Playoffs... And more football...

This week we discuss our horrendous experiences with fantasy football this season, the need for a change to the overtime format and whether or not the Dolphins are for real.

This week we go over our mediocre...med-i-ocre football season so far; We discuss alternate jersey's and argue which NFL quarterback is more like the Walking Dead's Rick Grimes.

This week we FINALLY got our shit together and put a solid quality recording for everyone. We apologize for the prior Tom Foolery, but we're experimenting. I'm confident we've found our rhythm. NOW! This week we discuss our utter failure in our picks, the current Seahawk woes and we recognize arguably the greatest QB of all time for hitting a major milestone.

This week, after a week off due to technical difficulties (our setup was crap), we decided to scrap it and start fresh this week on a new setup. We discuss our love for Phillipe Rivera, our indifference to Percy Harvin's departure and how bad Oakland is.

We discuss the crappy teams we'd like to see rise back to prominence. We admit defeat in the wake of an awkward week 4 and gener… Podcast Page: http://hipcast.com/podcast/HtTHrTPs

This week we discuss Bill Simmons suspensions from ESPN for his comments on his podcast, how money is the root of all evil and we try out a new sign off.

Cole and Joey discuss week 3 matchups and lines. We discuss Adrian Peterson and Dwayne Bowe's consistent mediocrity.