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We watch Breaker Breaker, a 1977 movie starring Chuck Norris, about a trucker who arm wrestles.

We review Un Chien Andalou (An Andalusian Dog), a short film that's widely considered the greatest short film of all time, with a 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

We watch The Maiden, a short horror film by Michael Chaves, the director of The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It.

We're watching fate of the furious for the first time, just in time for Fast and Furious 9 come out this month.

We've never seen Fast and Furious, and we're now caught up, watching furious 7 for the first time.

We watch Multi facial; a short film written, directed, and starring pre-Fast and Furious Vin Diesel.

We watched Fast and Furious 6 for the first time, and now it's getting ridiculous. The Rock may be on all the steroids, and the one Fast and Furious character we love that's unlikely to make a comeback.

This movie is ridiculous. Here's our Lifetime x KFC Recipe for Seduction review. But do we crave KFC after watching it?

Brian and Bran Bran have never seen any of the Fast and Furious movies, so we're watching all of them in order, and we quickly figure out that Fast Five is the best Fast and Furious movie.

Brian and Bran Bran have never seen any of the Fast and Furious movies, so we're watching them in order. We watched Fast and Furious (2009) for the first time and hated it more than Tokyo Drift.

We've never seen any of the Fast and Furious movies, so we watch Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift to find out what all the fuss is about.

We've never seen any of the Fast and Furious movies, so we watch the 2 Fast 2 Furious to find out what all the fuss is about.

Lyle and Eric Menendez were nice, educated boys from Beverly Hills, which makes the murder of their parents even more inexplicable. Never-before-seen details emerge in this investigation into their lives.

We've never seen any of the Fast and Furious movies, so we watch the first one from 2001 to find out what all the fuss is about.

The Long Island Serial Killer: A Mother's Hunt for Justice tells the story of Mari Gilbert's search for the truth behind what happened to her daughter Shannan, a sometime escort who disappeared after a 'date' on Long Island.

We loved Mandy when it first came out, but does it hold up years later?

Sugar Baby Murder. Deadly Sugar Daddy. Fatal Sugar Daddy Relationship. Whatever this Lifetime movie is called, we reviewed it.

A doctor's (Eric Roberts) obsession with a teenage patient (Brianna Joy Chomer) turns violent and dangerous.

A sheriff (Chuck Norris) kills a murderer whose body is then donated to science. Three doctors operate on the body using a revolutionary drug that not only brings the criminal back to life but also gives him super-human powers. When the resurrected man begins to kill again, the sheriff faces the difficult task of hunting him down.

After troubled teen Katie (Calli Taylor) is sentenced to house arrest, she falls for an attractive young man named John (Travis Burns) who has just moved in next door.

Texas ranger J.J. McQuade (Chuck Norris) likes to work by himself, until a Latino state trooper, Kayo Ramos (Robert Beltran), needs his help to find out who hijacked a U.S. Army convoy and hurt Ramos' daughter. With the help of FBI agent Jackson (Leon Isaac Kennedy), the team tracks down drug trafficker and arms dealer Rawley Wilkes (David Carradine). After Wilkes kills a federal agent, McQuade battles the criminal using all of his skills and training, including guns and martial arts.

Jessica (Anna Marie Dobbins) moves back home after college and finds her single mother (Krista Allen) has a new boyfriend (Rib Hillis) moving in as well. ►Subscribe on iTunes: http://tiny.cc/nickuncageditunes ►Subscribe on YouTube: http://tiny.cc/nickuncagedyoutube

A quiet drifter (Nicolas Cage) is tricked into a janitorial job at the now condemned Wally's Wonderland. The mundane tasks suddenly become an all-out fight for survival against wave after wave of demonic animatronics. Fists fly, kicks land, titans clash -- and only one side will make it out alive.

While Col. James Braddock (Chuck Norris) was serving in Vietnam, he fell in love with a woman named Lin Tan Cang (Miki Kim). However, he thought her to be dead and returned to the United States without her. Years later, Braddock is told that Lin is alive -- along with her son that he fathered. Acting against a direct order from the CIA, and with the help of a foreign missionary (Yehuda Efroni), he returns to Vietnam to find his family, taking on a communist general (Aki Aleong) along the way. New movie reviews every Wednesday / Bonus boozy episodes every Saturday!

Justine Grace (Ashley Wood) is desperate to sort out her life, her marriage to her husband Tom (Brady Smith), and herself. When Domenic (Panos Vlahos), a handsome yoga teacher, takes an interest in her, it seems like he might be the one. New movie reviews every Wednesday / Bonus boozy episodes every Saturday!

In Chicago, honor-driven Sgt. Eddie Cusack (Chuck Norris) and his team stake out a drug exchange involving notorious drug czar Luis Comacho (Henry Silva). Cusack is caught off guard, however, when rival Mafia kingpin Tony Luna (Mike Genovese) and his disguised crew show up, unleash a torrent of gunfire on Comacho's crew and make off with both cash and cocaine. Now Cusack must fight both gangs -- and corruption in his own department -- in order to stop the drug war. New movie reviews every Wednesday / Bonus boozy episodes every Saturday!

After Samantha's mother passes away, her spirits are lifted with the sudden appearance of her long lost Grandmother, Colleen (Robin Riker). All is well until Colleen's dark past reveals itself and Sam (Brooke Newton) is forced to fight for her life. New movie reviews every Wednesday / Bonus boozy episodes every Saturday!

Colonel Braddock (Chuck Norris) launches a mission deep into the jungles of Vietnam to find the POW camp that he escaped from and free the Americans still held captive there. New movie reviews every Wednesday / Bonus boozy episodes every Saturday!

Disappointed with her small part in the chorus line of a Los Angeles show, jazz dancer Kelly (Lucinda Dickey) quits and heads home. Her father (John Christy Ewing) disapproves of Kelly's friendship with street dancers Ozone (Adolfo "Shabba-Doo" Quinones) and Turbo (Michael "Boogaloo Shrimp" Chambers), and encourages her to pursue an opportunity to perform in Paris. Ignoring his wishes, Kelly teams up with her friends for a break-dancing benefit show to save an endangered community center.

When a former prison wardress who dominates the lives of her three adult stepchildren and her daughter is found dead at an archaeological dig near the Dead Sea, there are a great many suspects. The film stars Peter Ustinov as Poirot, along with Lauren Bacall, Carrie Fisher, John Gielgud, Piper Laurie, Hayley Mills, Jenny Seagrove and David Soul. New movie reviews every Wednesday / Bonus boozy episodes every Saturday!

A man's best friend is killed on the streets of New York City. The man (Robert Ginty) then transforms into a violent killer, turning New York City into a great war zone, and Christopher George is the only one to stop him. New movie reviews every Wednesday / Bonus boozy episodes every Saturday!

A Los Angeles police detective (Charles Bronson) and his partner (Perry Lopez) hunt down a pimp (Juan Fernandez) who preys on teenagers. New movie reviews every Wednesday / Bonus boozy episodes every Saturday!

Every six years, an ancient order of jiu-jitsu fighters (Alain Moussi, Frank Grillo, JuJu Chan, Tony Jaa and Nicolas Cage) join forces to battle a vicious race of alien invaders. But when a celebrated war hero goes down in defeat, the fate of the planet and mankind hangs in the balance. New movie reviews every Wednesday / Bonus episodes every Saturday!

In honor of Jiu Jitsu, the new Nicolas Cage movie coming out this month, we're rewatching Red Rock West. When unemployed ex-marine Michael Williams (Nicolas Cage) stumbles into a bar in Red Rock, Wyo., the owner, Wayne (J.T. Walsh), mistakes him for a hired killer and offers him $10,000 to kill his wife, Suzanne (Lara Flynn Boyle). New movie reviews every Wednesday / Bonus episodes every Saturday!

When avaricious land developers threaten the pristine forest playground of local children, a mythical spirit (Chuck Norris) appears to help them. New movie reviews every Wednesday / Bonus episodes every Saturday!

Lovely teen Julie Richman (Deborah Foreman) is steeped in the excessive, pink-clad culture of the San Fernando Valley, complete with her narcissistic boyfriend, Tommy (Michael Bowen). At a party, however, Julie falls for an edgy Hollywood punk named Randy (Nicolas Cage), and the two begin an unlikely romance. Torn between fitting in with her superficial friends and embracing a more non-conformist lifestyle, Julie ultimately has to decide to stay with Tommy or take a risk with Randy. New movie reviews every Wednesday!

An alien is banished from his planet and sentenced to live on Earth in human form. There's one problem with his disguise, though -- every so often, his human head explodes, revealing his true identity. Officers Diana (Rae Dawn Chong) and Charles (Don Gordon) begin to trace the trail of headless bodies back to their extraterrestrial source. New movie reviews every Wednesday!

A tough policeman (Chuck Norris) faces Satan's emissary (Christopher Neame), free after 800 years of imprisonment. New movie reviews every Wednesday!

A police officer (Michael Dudikoff) gives chase to the deranged killer (Mark Hamill) who took his wife hostage. New episodes every Wednesday!

It's October, and we're reviewing horror movies from the Cannon Group. In The Godsend, a family takes in a little girl, but soon begins to lose their own children in strange circumstances. It's not a great movie, but we do recommend some other horror movies in time for Halloween.

Paul Kersey (Charles Bronson), who is no stranger to vigilante justice, is pulled back into the underworld of Los Angeles when the daughter of his new girlfriend, Karen (Kay Lenz), dies after an overdose of crack cocaine. Intent on seeing justice served, Paul goes after the kingpin who ultimately supplied the crack. As he hunts down the kingpin's minions, Paul starts taking out a large part of the city's drug-dealing population on a violent killing spree.

Burn-scarred scientist Peyton Westlake (Arnold Vosloo) roams the night as his alter ego, the cloaked Darkman. When Darkman, who often steals from the corrupt, crosses drug kingpin Peter Rooker (Jeff Fahey), he finds a worthy adversary. Rooker tricks Darkman into an operation, implanting a remote-control device in his mind. To free himself from his enemy, Darkman must now take down Rooker or die -- a job that will draw the recluse unexpectedly close to his target's family.

When thugs employed by a crime boss lead a vicious assault on Dr. Peyton Wilder (Liam Neeson), leaving him literally and psychologically scarred, an emergency procedure allows him to survive. Upon his recovery, Wilder can find solace only by returning to his scientific work developing synthetic skin, and seeking revenge against the crime boss. He assumes a phantom avenger persona called Darkman, who, with malleable facial qualities, is able to infiltrate and sow terror in the criminal community.

Police officer Cliff Garret (Chuck Norris), wounded in the line of duty, is on the edge of death. The Drug Enforcement Administration decides to use his perilous condition to their advantage -- publicizing Garret's death and, when he recovers, using the officer for an all-important undercover mission. Recast as hit man Danny Grogan, Garret is charged with bringing down Seattle kingpin Marco Luganni (Al Waxman). New movie reviews every Wednesday

A group of friends start a rock band, but as they start their rise in the music world, they get mixed up with drugs. New episodes every Wednesday!

Jason, a Bruce Lee fan, sees his karate instructor/dad beaten by martial art thugs. They move to Seattle where, after humiliations, he trains with Bruce Lee's ghost so he can defend himself and others against thugs. New episodes every Wednesday!

Five years after Maj. Scott McCoy (Chuck Norris) resigned from the U.S. Delta Force due to bureaucracy issues, he returns with Col. Alexander (Lee Marvin) to take down Lebanese terrorists who have hijacked a Boeing 707. New episodes every Wednesday!

After ninjas killed his family, Cho (Shô Kosugi) and his son Kane (Kane Kosugi) come to America to start a new life. He opens a doll shop but is unwittingly importing heroin in the dolls. When his friend (Keith Vitali) betrays him, Cho must prepare for the ultimate battle. New episodes every Wednesday!

U.S. soldier Frank Dux (Jean-Claude Van Damme) has come to Hong Kong to be accepted into the Kumite, a highly secret and extremely violent martial-arts competition. While trying to gain access into the underground world of clandestine fighters, he also has to avoid military officers who consider him to be AWOL. After enduring a difficult training and beginning a romance with journalist Janice Kent (Leah Ayres), Frank is given the opportunity to fight. But can he survive? New episodes every Wednesday!

An immortal Scottish swordsman must confront the last of his immortal opponent, a murderously brutal barbarian who lusts for the fabled "Prize". New episodes every Wednesday!

A boy (Hunter Carson) sees his parents and neighbors act like zombies after a flying saucer lands in his back yard. After being throughly disappointed by Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, the guys give Tobe Hooper another try with Invaders from Mars, a remake of the classic 50s film, where a young boy tries to stop an invasion of his town by aliens. New episodes every Wednesday!