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We are rookie podcasters, but veteran dads. Anything that sparks conversation we will discuss: sports, movies, food, current events and what it's like to be the cornerstones of our prospective families. We will have an occasional guest, we encourage listener interaction through social media and hope…

The Hideaway Dads


    • Aug 10, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 17m AVG DURATION
    • 64 EPISODES

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    Episode 64 - 1st Female

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2024 84:14


    The guys welcome in their first ever female guest, Hailey Sumpter. Hailey highlights her time as an athlete at NHS.  It was great to get her perspective on being a student athlete and what her future plans are. As serious as this episode might seem, it doesn't lack the normal shenanigans, considering this was the first recording in 7 months. Thanks for listening. 

    Episode 63 - Offseason Gardening

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2023 126:57


    Surprise surprise they're back again, 2 new episodes in 2 weeks! The guys run down Christmas shopping, Offseason gardening strategies, coaching. youth sports and so much more. This one gets a little long, but you'll definitely want to stay until the end. 

    Episode 62 - Hello My Friends We Meet Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2023 99:54


    Your eyes are not deceiving you, this is a new episode. It's been a little over a year since the boys were in the studio. It was great to see them back together again, they had a lot to talk about and things got off the rails as usually. There was definitely a fair share of screwing around! Episode 62 hot off the press! 

    Episode 61 - Judge Judy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2022 66:50


    In a miraculous turn of events, the guys are back for yet another episode, two weeks in row! Sometimes the conversations have to get serious, and they did in episode 61. We missed Sumps again but hopefully he'll be back once quarters end is over. 

    Episode 60 - Boots and Hats

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 65:56


    Episode 60! It only took them 4 years to get there! Sumps is missed in his absents, but the guys have fun talking about recent adventures, new stores, and mix in a little bit of football. 

    Episode - 59 Summer Adventures

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 85:40


    The guys are FINALLY back for a new episode. It's been 4 months since the last one so they were trying to shake the rust off. Highlights from summer and the last 4 months of life, Urias can't remember any of it! Welcome back! 

    Episode - 58 Ronald Sr.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 71:11


    A special guest shows up for episode 58. Michael's ex roommate or better known as Ronald Senior is in the house. We talk everything from Ron's time in Vietnam to his favorite infomercial purchase. You won't want to miss the laughs in this one. 

    Episode 57 - Off The Rails

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 86:02


    It's a Friday night and we have the full crew back for episode 57. It doesn't take long for this to go off the rails. The guys check in with Sumps and his recent adventures, Mikes golf game, a live on air question from a loyal listener and Honeymoon talk. If you want a real serious discussion stay tuned till the end, it gets real deep quick. 

    Episode 56 - We Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2022 63:46


    Guys, we're back. The hiatus is over, the studio is open and we are putting words back into your ear holes. Just a quick recap of what the crew has been up to, new jobs, broken beds, and sore feet. It's all there, take a listen! 

    Episode - 55 - Perfect Dude

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 58:33


    The guys talk gifts, halloween activities, the worker shortage, Cib's distain for photo filters, and much more on the double nickel episode of Pants Optional. 

    Episode 54 - Pants Optional Picks

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 62:41


    The guys are back with a fresh episode and an all new segment. They put their picks in for this weeks college football and NFL action. Remember they're amateurs so bet at your own risk. Cib's having issues keeping his cow contained, Mike's pissed off at something and Carl still has the mullet! 

    Episode 53 - Fermented Farts

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 83:37


    It's been a little over a month since last hearing from the guys. They had a lot to catch up on. Cib's dabbling in the fermented foods, Mike's setting records at the Iowa State Fair and football is back baby!! Good conversations and a great time in this episode of Pants Optional! 

    Episode - 52 - Sumps Sense

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 86:47


    The guys are finally back together for a summer episode. Sump is primed and ready after his round of golf. The guys talk about vacations, Cib's birthday that no one cares about and a whole lot of nothing. 

    Episode 51- The Summer Intern

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 93:33


    The guys are finally back and they've "hired" their summer intern, AKA Connor Gholson.  They talk dog shows, predators on the farm, Newtonfest kicks off with Damon Dotson, and much more on the first official episode of Summer 2021. 

    Episode - 50 Weed Control

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2021 87:55


    The full crew is back for episode 50, although there was a late arrival. The guys discuss weed control, coaching little league, and Sumps close call with a heifer. Michael also has some serious beef with Carl's buying habits. 

    Episode 49 - Garrett Sturtz and Connor Gholson

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 114:34


    Two of Newton's finest join the cast for episode 49. It's pretty rare to have two of the top scorers in school history play on the same team, both in high school and in college. The guys talk about their experience playing in high school and some of the challenges faced at the collegiate level. Some memories from the past and plans for the future, you won't want to miss the great conversations in this one. 

    Episode 48 - Connor Gholson

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 97:01


    Former Newton great and Drake Bulldog, Connor Gholson joins the cast for some great conversation. He talks about his time while at Newton, some of the different coaching styles he's played for and his plans for the future. Good times and great company for episode 48 of Pants Optional! 

    Episode 47 - 78 Percent

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 80:26


    It's a packed studio for episode 47. Sump and Mike are back and they've brought a guest. Shaun Shaffer, Newton's newest realtor breaks down his new venture in the real-estate business. They also discuss the NCAA Tournament, Mike's trip to Vegas and his lack of clothing, and Big Ron makes another short cameo. Ton's of fun for number 47. 

    Episode 46 - Just the Two of us

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 72:11


    Carl and Cib find themselves in the studio all by themselves. It's a little more mellow in the studio for this one, but still plenty of laughs and great conversation for your ear holes to enjoy. 

    Episode 45 - He's Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2021 79:39


    It's been almost one year since we've heard the low smooth voice of Jsump, this is the episode he finally returns. He doesn't get off too easy in this one either as the Spicy One Chip Challenge almost does him in. This one produced some great laughs! 

    Episode - 44 Burgers for the Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 60:27


    Sump isn't back yet, but he's reached a major miles stone, we'll talk about that later. As for this episode, they talk Christmas shopping, excited about Iowa Hoops, and yet another taste challenge involving Carl's meat, you won't want to miss this one! 

    Episode 43 - Chips challenge

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2020 54:57


    The guys come up with another taste challenge. This time it's for Mike and he's asked to identify the flavor of chips....he's ridiculously good at this! They talk Cib's new lawn tractor, Carl's had covid, and Mike is still homeless...well not really. Enjoy! 

    Episode 42 - The Coffee Taste-acular

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 103:45


    Great conversation and shenanigans in this one. Cib and Carl take part in a coffee taste test, one of them clearly out performs the other. Mike finally gets some heart! They talk Iowa football, the election, and Mike is still looking for a house! Thanks for listening 

    Episode 41- Amazon Ron

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 56:29


    The guys talk playoff football around the state, the viral video of the runner being stalked by a cougar, and a special guest via phone call to discuss his random purchases made online. This and more on an all new episode of Pants Optional. 

    Episode 40.5 - The Mass Debate

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2020 87:06


    The guys are back with a new episode and a new guest. Shaun Shaffer, AKA Shafe joins the guys for a laughter filled episode. They discuss the challenge of turning an athletic program around, Shafe gets a promotion and lets not forget about the mass debate, in honor of the first presidential debate! 

    Episode 39 - El Derecho

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 74:37


    The fellas finally made it back for an all new episode of Pants Optional. They recap their experience with the Derecho storm and talk about how much fun that was. Michael gives us an update on his home buying search. They get into the return of sports or lack there of and Cib has yet another close call, this time it involved shitting his pants. 

    Episode 38 - Three's Company

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2020 55:51


    Still no Jsump, but the three are back for another episode. They decided to break bread before the episode and eat the most All American meal ever created in sweet corn and BLT's. Not a lot going on still with COVID still lingering. They discuss how long they would survive in the wilderness with NETFLIX adding the show Alone to its lineup. Safe to say none of them would be winning that show. 

    Episode 37 - Just the Two of Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2020 89:57


    Carl and Cib are holding it down during this episode of Pants Optional, while the other two are busy with life.  They discuss some recent events happening locally here in Iowa. What would you do if you had an encounter with a bear? As well as awkward encounters with store clerks. Two is better than none, thanks for joining us. 

    Episode 36 - Mischief and Murder Hornets

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 84:52


    The guys discuss what this summer will look like with much of our normal summer activities being cancelled. They also get into what dating in the year 2020 looks like, which leads to some great conversation. The current state of our society and the protests, they tried keeping it light. They also had an unwelcome visitor in studio, Michael swears it was a murder hornet. Episode 36 coming in hot! 

    Episode 35 - The Accident w/guest Pat Riley

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 101:49


    The guys are back and Pat Riley becomes the very first two time guest. Cib brings the pain as he highlights how he mangled his hand, its definitely not pretty. Riley talks about what he's been up to during the covid pandemic. Michael talks about old high school baseball shenanigans, Carl needs wardrobe advice and they finally bring back the "Whats for Sale" segment. All on episode 35 of Pants Optional Podcast. 

    Episode 34 - We're Back!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2020 82:15


    The crew is back, well most of them anyways. The guys recap what it's been like to be stuck in quarantine and some of the things they miss the most about precovid life. They talk about what shows they've been watching during quarantine and one of the greatest sports documentaries ever to be made in The Last Dance. Michael wants to talk bedroom talk, haircut problems, and the first real sporting event in UFC 249 on this episode of Pants Optional Podcast! 

    Episode 33 - Pat Riley

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2020 130:31


    Long time teacher/coach Pat Riley joins us on this episode of Pants Optional and he's brought pizza! Some of the best we've ever had, thanks Cassie. We talk about his career in teaching and coaching, his family and some of his memories from high school sports and growing up on a farm. The big topic of the Coronavirus is talked about, fortunately Jsump didn't get into the Corona's, at least we don't think he did?! Thanks for joining us on episode 33 of Pants Optional. 

    Episode 32 - I Want My Quarter Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2020 83:13


    The guys are back for another fun filled episode of Pants Optional. Spring is in the air and the guys are excited about it, but where in the hell does all the gravel go in your driveway?! The guys talk about Iowa hoops, a famous athlete's alter ego and whether coaches in high school should use profanity. Thanks for listening and don't forget to check us out on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter for updated photos and listener interactions. 

    Episode 31 - C.F.L.A.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2020 97:26


    Character, First, Last, and Always! The guys spend the first half of the episode reminiscing about the late Coach Jenkins. It was great to hear a few of his former players talk about what he meant to them and some of their best memories of him. We lost a great one, but his impact on the community of Newton will be felt for many generations to come. The guys do eventually get back to their normal shenanigans and talk about Cib's upcoming vasectomy, Sump isn't helping Cib's nerves. Also a question some of the listeners could answer for us on social media, which professional sport/event would you most want to compete in if you had one chance? Give us a holler on Facebook or instagram and as always thanks for joining us on Pants Optional Podcast. 

    Episode 30 - Mamba Mentality

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2020 103:58


    The guys reflect on the tragic passing of Kobe Bryant and why this felt so different for them. They offer up their Super Bowl predictions, don't count on those being right. Somehow they end up having more bathroom talk, this time it deals with constipation! More social media beef, this time its Cib. Thanks for joining Mike, Jsump, Carl and Cib during this episode of Pants Optional. #RIPKobe 

    Episode 29 - Protect Your Chicken

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2020 95:24


    The fellas are back for another episode of Pants Optional. Michael takes the night off to recover after a fun filled weekend in Green Bay. The guys are sports heavy during the first half of the episode as they recap the NFL playoffs, the Hall of Fame inductee's announced on national television, and Hawkeye basketball. Listener posted hair styles was discussed, we share some of our favorites that were posted to our Facebook page. Another round of "what was that about" is also discussed, and believe it or not, more bathroom talk!   

    Episode 28 - New Year, New Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2020 76:09


    The guys are back for their first episode of 2020. Apparently they're turning over a new leaf because the snack of choice is no longer pizza, but carrots!? They recap their Christmas festivities, the Hawkeye bowl victory, and the NFL playoffs. They also get deep into conversation about the legalization of marijuanas in addition to several other random topics. Sump also assaults his own foot during the cast, just wait for it! 

    Episode 27 - Erect Boom Arms

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019 110:16


    The guys finally made it back for another episode. They talk about the Hawks big win over the cyclones. The traditions of Christmas, or lack thereof. Sump flashes signs of greatness when he does a mid episode boom arm swap! We introduce a new segment called "I Wonder What That Was About?" Lots of randomness and overall chicanery during this episode, but you won't want to miss any of it! Merry Christmas from the guys at Pants Optional. 

    Episode 26 - Jsump's Secret

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 75:57


    The guys are finally all back together and they have several things to talk about. Myles Garrett and the helmet assault, Christmas, EggNog, the Astros cheating, Disney+, favorite Christmas movies and more. Mike apparently hates vests, especially when paired with flannel. Jsump reveals some weird secret that he has to get off his chest, basically it gets real awkward. A big Happy Thanksgiving from the boys at Pants Optional Podcast. 

    Episode 25 - The One With Worm

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2019 93:44


    An archived episode will have to do this week as the guys are living life. This was an episode recorded back in October when Worm decided to jump into an episode with Carl and Cib. We hope you enjoy and will be back next week with an all new episode of Pants Optional. 

    Episode 24 - It's a Garden Tractor

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2019 62:16


    The guys are back for another episode of Pants Optional. They're minus a dad for this one as the busy schedules continue to be an issue. Cib's new house plays host to this episode and let's just say the setup isn't ideal. NCAA hoops are back, old TV guides, street fights and much more during episode 24. 

    Episode 23 - Lip Sweaters

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2019 83:48


    It's finally the month of November which means one thing. The guy are all growing mustaches, be sure to check out social media for updates on those beautiful lip sweaters. Everyone is finally back for this recording, they catch up on what Urias has been up to. Sump got a head start on the mustache, which is totally creepy and also visited a "punkin patch." Mike wants to know how much sex everyone is having these days, this conversation won't shock anyone! They also breakdown what it means for the NCAA to allow it's players to profit from their own likeness. Thanks for joining us on this episode of Pants Optional Podcast. 

    Episode 22 - On Call I.T.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2019 2:10


    Michaels gone, but the laughs are not. Jsump talks about his new unit....awkward! Do you argue with your spouse about the temperature the thermostat is kept at? Cib does! Halloween is right around the corner and the guys talk about favorite and least favorite candies. We also have our first unscheduled call-in. This and much more on Episode 22 of Pants Optional Podcast! 

    Episode 21 - The Starting Lineups

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2019 81:55


    The guys talk about Halloween for way too long, clearly Mike's favorite time of the year. Cib brings up shit...imagine that. They try and list their top 3 movies of all time, but of course that doesn't work, bunch of misfits! They do get serious for a while and talk about a time where something happened to their kids that scared them to death, they have some crazy stories here. Another good episode of Pants Optional! 

    Episode 20 - Double Dimes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 65:49


    Sump is back in action and read to roll. Carson King was the hot button topic during this episode as it sparked quite the controversy in the state of Iowa. We had connections that allowed us to sample the Busch Light Ice Cream! More shenanigans and good conversation in this Double Dimes episode of Pants Optional Podcast! 

    Episode 19 - Garage Squad

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 104:31


    The boys are back and in the garage, literally. Jsump takes an episode off and the fellas are left to record in the garage, don't worry about the dogs or the crickets. They talk football, cheese, answer a few listener questions, and revisit some topics from the early episodes of Pants Optional. They also recap the Cy-Hawk game and talk about the good that came from it. The garage wasn't ideal, but the boys make the best of it in this fun filled episode of Pants Optional. 

    Episode 18 - What's your Favorite Fruit?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2019 82:13


    After a short hiatus, the boys are back for this special end of the week episode. With the recording done on September 11th the guys take a moment to talk about what they remember from the tragic day 18 years ago. The Cy-Hawk show down is here, the guys give their thoughts on the game and give their predictions, sorry Clone fans, all Hawkeyes here! Listen on the way to the game, on your way to buy appliances or on your way to an auction, just remember that pants have to be worn in all of those locations! 

    Episode 17 - Live from the Peanut Pub

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2019 62:41


    The Hideaway Dads take the show on the road for the first time and record at Newton's very own Peanut Pub location. They're joined by some friends of the program, where they talk about ringing bells and bad smells. They also break down the shocking news of Andrew Luck's retirement and believe it or not, they finally give away the movie tickets and Store for Homes gift card! Congratulations to the lucky winner! Thanks to the Newton Peanut Pub for allowing the guys to record, I'm sure they'll want to do it again. 

    Episode 16 - Tucked T's

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2019 38:35


    Michael and Cib have a special moment together while they're left alone together during this episode. The fellas also talk about football and the joys of coaching it. Michael breaks his silence about his recent appointments. Friend of the program, Grant McDermott, offered up a good question about what their dream jobs are, that and much more during episode 16 of Pants Optional Podcast. 

    Episode 15 - Carl's Beef

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 40:42


    During this episode the guys discuss their kids going back to school and the joys of back-to-school shopping. They also break down their favorite things to do at the Iowa State Fair and how many days is too many to attend. You might also sense a little hostility in the air, well, that's because Carl has beef and he gets it off his chest! Great discussions and lots of laughs all in this episode of Pants Optional Podcast. 

    Episode 14 - Summer Time Adventures

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2019 58:09


    The dads are all back together again, everything is right in the universe. They're also back with another giveaway, this time for some free movie tickets and a gift card to Store for Homes Furniture, be sure to listen closely on how you can win! A lot has happened since the last episode, vacations were taken, someone turned 40 and the summer is quickly coming to an end. This one felt a little less than polished but you will not want to miss out on these discussions! 

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