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PodTea’d 087: ExtendedRichardThomas81

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2016 159:02


NOTE: This episode was recorded in August. Vid is literally the slowest editor in the world. Tommy got the smooth moves. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 086: The Talking Anus Boy

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2016 141:05


NEW! IT REALLY TALKS! Only from Milton Bradley! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 085: The Crying Chair

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2016 128:52


Not The Crying Game. That’s entirely different. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 084: Black Hitler

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2016 174:34


This week, Black Hitler saves Hanukkah using his sharp wits, smooth voice, and the armies of the fatherland. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 083: Aligator Penis Holster

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2016


“good luck with the cover image” Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 082: Literally No Good Titles

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2016 117:26


I was in charge of picking a title this week and couldn’t think of one, and I sure as hell ain’t listening to this shit myself. So fuck it, no title. Deal with it. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 081: Crunchy Disdain

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2016 122:58


Mmmm, tasty. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 080: The Octogenarian

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2016 107:43


Ha ha, Matty is old. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 079: Hitler Chicken

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2016 99:36


Fresh from the oven. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 078: Little Yiffy (or: I Love Your Fashionable Butthole)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2015 118:06


Chocolate starfish is my original character. Do not steal. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 077: You Wake Up, You’re A Tractor

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2015 93:31


One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a John Deere 6R Series tractor. He lay on his comfortable cabin-like back, and if he lifted his headlight a little he could see his exhaust pipe, pointing upright and curved stiffly away from the cabin at the […]

PodTea’d 076: Anal Nerd

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2015 131:52


He’s studied long and hard. Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 075: Bricks and Pedophiles

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2015 122:16


Piles of both. Philes of both. (Oh dear god, I’m sorry that was such a bad attempt at wordplay…) Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 074: Fuck It, I’m Ted Dansen, Let Me Have Sex With Link

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2015 158:25


LET ME HAVE HIM GODDAMMIT Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 073: Gosh This Sure Got Gay

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2015 99:29


Gayer than usual? Is that even possible without somehow cloning Matty? Find out this week on PodTea’d! By the way, we’ve switched to a new web-host this week. Let me know (via Twitter @spam_can) if there’s any problems! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan […]

PodTea’d 072: Matty’s Splatoon Dog Fun Times

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2015


On this extraordinary vocal sabotage expedition, the gang talks about video games and that makes Matty… react. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 071: DicFriends

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2015 112:44


Apparently we talked about The Witcher 3 and some other shit I don’t even know anymore. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 070: The Ball Bone

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2015


I can’t think of a tagline this week. Blergh. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 069: Anus And The Cock In The Morning

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2015 126:18


WAY-OOOOOOH! I think we’ve got a show! We’ve definitely got a show. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 068: April Fools (Released May 21st)

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2015 115:23


Oh no! I slept through May! Agatha Christie would never sleep through May… neither would Angela Lansbury. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 067: Pump Out The Poo

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2015 132:20


This week, or month, or season, or whenever this is out, after being entirely too talkative before the show, the gang’s mouths explode with some Cities: Skylines talk, feisty cats, Blizzard games, disastrous artists and other assorted chatter. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song […]

PodTea’d 066: An Excellent Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2015 118:04


After the gang gives a rambunctious performance at Eurovision, they chat Cities: Skylines, Springles The Dog and how Matty will try to impose his will onto Sam. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and […]

PodTea’d 065 – Matty Shoestring’s Dirty Secret Piggy Bank

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2015 71:53


In this episode, Adam, Matty and Tommy ponder the significance of the Apple Watch, we learn how to make Nathan Dranke infinitely more interesting and Matty might just take up another wacky employment assignment. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White […]

PodTea’d 064: Castlevania: Strands Of Sorrow

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2015 72:54


Alucard’s dad didn’t like his hair, so he has to recover it from the four corners of the world. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 063: 50 Shades Of Springles

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2015 71:24


Read the full saga here! Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 062: It’s A Lot Of Fun To Murder Sam

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2015 141:11


N-no it isn’t… Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 061: Record My Toilet Activities

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2015 102:08


SmartPipe Inc. is a registered sex offender. Just like Papa Boris. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 060: Skinning Adam Alive

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2015 123:15


There isn’t an appropriate image for this. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 059: The Joke Police

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2015 142:21


Stop, in the name of good taste! Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 058: I’m not calling this episode “Sam’s Big Dick”

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2015 126:32


God dammit Matty, stop trying to get me to call the episode that! Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 057: Don’t Have Sex With Me In Cat Form

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2015 85:14


Don’t. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 056: Jesus Needs A Thicker Skin

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2015 132:41


He’s quit Twitter again, hasn’t he? Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 055: Do You Want To Experience Binding or Rebirth?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2014 146:56


No, you can’t do both, Matty. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 054: PuyoPuyo Spaceflight Disasters

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2014 116:27


I had to try really hard not to make the Challenger explosion out of Puyos. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 053: Dyer + Dyack

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2014 104:32


Two star cross’d lovers. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 052: Smashmouth Special

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2014 76:08


Somebody once told me the world was gonnna rock me, so I only play Fox on Final Destination. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 051: Suspiciously Penis Themed

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2014 92:55


This week, PodTea’d is strangely phallic and unexpectedly mushroom shaped. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTea’d 050 – Adam’s E-Sports Thunderdome

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2014 135:46


50 episodes. That’s almost a hundred. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen. Oh, and thanks to Jonathan Holmes for the intro!

PodTead 49.66 – Dick Delivery Device

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2014


Vince Vaughn IS: The Dick Delivery Device. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 049.33 – Admiral Quackers

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2014 114:28


Ducks make the best military strategerists. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 049 – Duru-Duru-Du~

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2014 86:00


There’s a sandstorm a’brewin’. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 048 – Doggy Doo Doo

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2014 74:00


A vulgar title, for a less civilised show. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 047.5 – In The Mouth Of Madness

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2014 72:19


MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY! It’s Monday Madness, with a show dedicated to the John Carpenter film “In The Mouth Of Madness”! Spoilers abound, so don’t listen if you haven’t seen it. Unless you don’t care, in which case… do whatever you like. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! […]

PodTea’d 047 – Crendor Also Looks Like Me

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2014 79:31


Identical. (I should point out that Crendor isn’t on our show. He just looks a bit like Shoestring, apparently.) Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 046 – NOW I’m racist!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2014 117:05


It’s finally official. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 045 – Matty’s Custom Sonic Planes

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2014 78:06


He blew the college fund on a really tricked out plane. With a Sonic on. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go […]

PodTea’d 044 – Some Sort Of Dog Rapist

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2014 112:36


AKA: The Not-Specifically Defined Canine Violator. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 043 – Accidentally Walking Into The Red Light District

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2014 113:15


It happens, bro. Oh, and here is the MattyChungus Bandcamp page. It’s actually pretty good. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go […]

PodTead 042 – Cat Matty

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2014 117:37


Meow. Purr, purr, play a DOTA, purr purr. Meow. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 041 – Gary Barlow and the Tax Dodgers

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2014 125:09


Duck and dive, that’ll throw the tax man off. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

PodTea’d 040 – Who Wants To Be A Nazi Test Subject?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2014 133:12


Also, Matty learns Twitter!. Sponsor Links: STABLEHOST Use the voucher code “PODTEAD” for 40% off your first order! AUDIBLE AUDIOBOOKS (by Amazon) Want a free audiobook? Go get one! MUMBLEBOX Coupon code TEA Our theme song is Black & White by Custom Phase. Go listen.

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