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The boys are back and this time Crendor takes issue with the way people complain in 2025, but complaining about it. It's a master class is complaint based complaining. Meanwhile Jesse is completely out of wack due to traveling overseas and his schedule just coming completely undone. Thankfully Crendor know nothing about that struggle - or does he? All this and how to open your own amusement park on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://HeroForge.com and use code CRENDOR to get 5% off all orders of physical miniatures.
Are you tired of the newest scam fad by a grifter bro online?! Well that's because you haven't tried OUR GRIFT! Do you like caves? Of course you do! Now live like the cave men and change your life! I'm sure we talk about other things, but this made me laugh. It's Cox n' Crendor time! Go to http://buyraycon.com/cox to get 15% off sitewide.
The boys are back and this time Crendor regals us with his Easter, which as far as I can tell is just his dad showing off a new water heater. Meanwhile Jesse forgot it was 4/20 and thought everyone was just getting really high for Jesus. Then - SHRIMP FACTS! All this and an actual honest to go feel good news story! It's time for Cox n' Crendor!
The boys are back and this time Crendor brings some more of his worldly observations from the gym and his brunch place. Oh, the joys of waking up at 1pm. Meanwhile Jesse probably shouldn't be allowed to go to brunch OR clean up his apartment. But at least he's learning things, so that's okay. Then are you curious what two old men think about Minecraft kids?! Of course you aren't, but we do it anyway. Then a man hides a turtle down his pants. Why?! THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION! All this an more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://buyraycon.com/cox to get 20% off sitewide.
The boys are back and this time Jesse gets lost and finds himself in an alternate reality Los Angeles. Meanwhile Crendor can't handle these bad drivers. But nothing is quite as bad as people who mess with our boy Paddington!!! Go to http://shopmando.com and use code CRENDOR to get $5 off your Starter Pack (that's over 40% off).
Returning once again to challenge Crendor for the title of derail master,  @itmeJP joins the Geekenders to to talk TV, Dogs, and turning green. Are you ready to geek out this weekend? Join Jesse and Dodger on the Geekenders podcast as they bring you the ultimate dose of geekiness. From their hilarious banter to their in-depth discussions, this is the podcast you've been waiting for. Follow them now and discover why they are the number one geek podcast without a doubt. Subscribe and let the geeking begin! Theme by: MegaRan Animated Intro by: JulesDrawz Want to watch live, tune in to Dodgers twitch every Friday at 11am est/8am pst : https://www.twitch.tv/dexbonus Hosted on Audioboom. See https://audioboom.com/about/privacy for more information.
The boys are back and this time Crendor is somehow, once again, SICK. How on earth?! Meanwhile Jesse continues to live his best life, if best life includes becoming a mobile game addict. And then the boys discover ASMR is getting real weird, but not as weird as a man swallowing diamonds in Florida. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/heroforge/custom-dice?ref=8yhmoe to see all backing tier options and gear up for your next big tabletop adventure. And don't delay–the Kickstarter ends April 5th! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping on orders of $75 or more.
The boys are back and this time Jesse has managed to discover complete cat-like relaxation, or he's just really exhausted. Meanwhile Crendor can't win at video games and Jesse is completely fascinated by his failures. All this and the awesome power of viral marketing on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://buyraycon.com/cox to get 20% off the best-selling Everyday Earbuds. Go to http://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use code factorpodcast to get 50% off your first box and free shipping.
The boys are back and this time Jesse is obsessed with the millionaire who is trying to prevent his own death by just being the craziest man alive. Meanwhile Crendor waxes poetic about making videos on youtube and Jesse is just over the whole thing. Oh and Crendor somehow strained his neck again. How you may ask? Who knows man. Who knows... All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use code FACTORPODCAST to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.
The boys are back and this time Jesse and Crendor have thoughts about Civ 7. And those thoughts take up A LARGE PORTION of this episode. And then somehow we end up talking about a sexy sandwich maker and delicious food in Mexico. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://HeroForge.com and use code CRENDOR to get 5% off all orders of physical miniatures. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off your first order, plus free shipping on orders of $75 or more.
The boys are back and this week Crendor is recovering from his cold. How is it a man so healthy can somehow be so not. Thankfully in his downtime he's watched a lot of TV and videos online and let me tell you, he's really into Mt. Everest now. Then the boys discover farts are nothing to laugh at. So stop thinking farts are funny! They aren't! All this an more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://buyraycon.com/cox to get 15% off sitewide. Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox10fm to get up to 10 free meals and a free high protein item for life.
Crendor is BACK on Geekenders. This time he learns about Jesse's SON? While also talking about Marvel Rivals, World of Warcraft, and of course: Bloodbowl. Are you ready to geek out this weekend? Join Jesse and Dodger on the Geekenders podcast as they bring you the ultimate dose of geekiness. From their hilarious banter to their in-depth discussions, this is the podcast you've been waiting for. Follow them now and discover why they are the number one geek podcast without a doubt. Subscribe and let the geeking begin! Theme by: MegaRan Animated Intro by: JulesDrawz Want to watch live, tune in to Dodgers twitch every Friday at 11am est/8am pst : https://www.twitch.tv/dexbonus  Hosted on Audioboom. See https://audioboom.com/about/privacy for more information.
The boys are back and this time Crendor is a sleepy boy, for reasons that make entirely too much sense. Meanwhile Jesse stresses out over a random bug in his new apartment because he's losing his mind. Then the boys ask the real questions, like, can you review a review? All this and a big stinky flower on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50off and use code cox50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping.
Crendor and Jesse Cox join JP and Zeke this week to chat about leaving social media, showers, eating in the bath, Rumble Packs and Home Improvement? Of course we also chat about the recent XBOX Developer Direct that gave us release dates for DOOM The Dark Ages, Claire Obscura Expedition 33, South of Midnight & revealed Ninja Gaiden 4! 0:00 - Intro0:55 - What are intros?7:00 - Social media13:00 - Rain Wind Fire22:30 - Cox & Crendor29:00 - Home Improvement39:00 - Top 10 Most Pointless50:20 - XBOX Developer Direct1:35:00 - Console add-ons1:45:40 - EA loses a lot of money2:04:20 - Warhammer 40k - Rogue Trader hits 1 million sold2:06:25 - Resident Evil 4 Remake sold less than 10K on iOS2:09:00 - The Video Game History Foundation makes digital collection public2:22:50 - Needy Streamer Overload hits 2 million sold2:28:00 - Home Improvement (again)2:36:39 - Crendor's games2:43:00 - Showers2:50:00 - Tub grub3:02:00 - A conversation about orgies3:08:10 - ShoutoutsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The boys are back and this time Jesse finally becomes internet famous, even though it's not him. Also Crendor cants a chant while learning about the Garfieldverse. How meta does that cat get?! Also the boys discuss fiction writing in a way I don't think either are qualified for. And then Dunkin runs out of donuts?! All this and more on Cox n' Crendor! The map of Cox n' Crendor Weather: https://t.co/L2W34Uot4Z Go to http://meundies.com/crendor and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off your first order and free shipping. Go to http://HeroForge.com and use code CRENDOR to get 5% off all orders of physical miniatures.
The boys are and this time Jesse is getting smoked out in the worst way possible. Meanwhile Crendor is freezing and apparently it cut off the feeling to his brain cause now he's interested in casual games?! Since when!? But good news, this line in inquiry leads to the discovery of our newest favorite game. All this and much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! The map of Cox n' Crendor Weather: https://t.co/L2W34Uot4Z Go to http://buyraycon.com/cox to get 15% off sitewide. Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50off and use code cox50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping
The boys are back and this time it takes all of 40 minutes to even talk about the new year! Why?! Because the boys have important things to talk about like beans, eggs, fashion, and Ai. And if you want any explanation, I can't help you there. It's definitely the first Cox n' Crendor of 2025. The map of Cox n' Crendor Weather: https://t.co/L2W34Uot4Z Go to http://HeroForge.com and use code CRENDOR to get 5% off all orders of physical miniatures. Go to http://manscaped.com and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off and free shipping
The boys are and this time Jesse actually has sports questions! It's true! Also Crendor has thoughts on men communicating, while Jesse realizes he worked the hardest for all of his hot teachers in school. But none of that matters considering the boys both suck at math. Thankfully none of that will help figure out today's news story. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this extra long Cox n' Crendor! The map of Cox n' Crendor Weather: https://t.co/L2W34Uot4Z Go to http://dietsmoke.com and use the code COX at checkout to get a $50 welcome gift plus 20% off your entire order this holiday season. Go to https://go.privacyhawk.com/cox-n-crendor to download the app and use code COX20OFF (lowercase for Google Play) for a special price on the PrivacyHawk Platinum Subscription
This Week on Geekenders, Jesse and Dodger recap the previous week as Jesse returns from the Cox n' Crendor live show with tales of cult like activity. Meanwhile Dodger wants to start her own haunted Halloween maze, but Jesse has ideas on how to improve it. Are you ready to geek out this weekend? Join Jesse and Dodger on the Geekenders podcast as they bring you the ultimate dose of geekiness. From their hilarious banter to their in-depth discussions, this is the podcast you've been waiting for. Follow them now and discover why they are the number one geek podcast without a doubt. Subscribe and let the geeking begin! Theme by: MegaRan Animated Intro by: JulesDrawz Want to watch live, tune in to Dodgers twitch every Friday at 11am est/8am pst : https://www.twitch.tv/dexbonus  Hosted on Audioboom. See https://audioboom.com/about/privacy for more information.
The boys are back from their live show in Chicago and here it is for you!!!! Please enjoy! Go to http://factormeals.com/50cox and use code 50cox to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Go to http://manscaped.com and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off and free shipping.
The boys are back and this time the Jesse is exhausted from a week of Game Awards events and driving around LA. Meanwhile Crendor went out to eat and can't sleep. You know a normal episode of Cox n' Crendor. Also Bend Oregon disappoints the boys with their silly choice not to have fun. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor and use code CRENDOR to get exclusive holiday deals and savings all month long. Go to http://HeroForge.com and use code CRENDOR to get 5% off all orders of physical miniatures.
The boys are back and this time the boys Crendor has many questions - mostly about if Jesse every crapped in a bag. Also Crendor is back to talk Arcane, again. But don't worry he isn't the only one with a beef, Jesse is going in on grifters. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://manscaped.com and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off and free shipping. Go to http://dietsmoke.com and use code COX to enjoy a $50 welcome gift plus 20% off your entire order
The boys are back and this time the boys regale each other with their thanksgiving adventures. At the same time Jesse's life seems to be MORE INSANE somehow?! Speaking of insane, Crendor has some hot takes on the show Arcane that are crazy. Also we learn about lemons, limes, and why we don't get news from Cosmo anymore. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month. Go to https://go.privacyhawk.com/cox-n-crendor to download the app and use code COX20OFF (lowercase for Google Play) for a special price on the PrivacyHawk Platinum Subscription.
The boys are back and this time you wouldn't like it when Crendor's angry! Meanwhile Jesse is jealous of cool kids and the boys take a trip to North Dakota. Also Pelican facts!!! All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://heroforge.com to shop Hero Forge's 10th anniversary sale. #ad Go to http://manscaped.com and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off and free shipping.
Crendor returns! MERCH - http://www.theyetee.com/collections/chilluminati HelloFresh - http://www.hellofresh.com/freechill HeroForge - http://www.heroforge.com All you lovely people at Patreon! HTTP://PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - http://www.youtube.com/user/superbeardbros Editor - DeanCutty http://www.twitter.com/deancutty Show art by - https://twitter.com/JetpackBraggin http://www.instagram.com/studio_melectro
The boys are back and this time Crendor is somehow still fighting off weird body problems. Thankfully Netflix is here to cheer him up with their newest classic "Hot Frosty." To say Jesse is obsessed in an understatement. Meanwhile Jesse has been dealing with his bank and it's absolutely insane. Also pheromone attraction and the 2025 Florida Man Games!!! All this and more on another Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off and free shipping. Go to https://go.privacyhawk.com/cox-n-crendor to download the app and use code COX20OFF (lowercase for Google Play) for a special price on the PrivacyHawk Platinum Subscription.
The boys are back and this time they're famous. Not like internet famous, but big time TV famous! This will not go to Jesse's head. Meanwhile Crendor slowly recovers from his weird sicknesses. Go to http://heroforge.com to shop Hero Forge's 10th anniversary sale. #ad Go to http://manscaped.com and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off and free shipping.
The boys are back and this time Crendor has somehow found another way to be sick. Except this time it's hilarious sounding. Meanwhile Jesse enjoys Halloween in LA and then the boys are left shocked by their new story. All this and more on Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month.
The boys are back and this time Jesse lost an album for his record player (yes he's one of those guys) and it slowly driving him insane. Down the rabbit hole we go! Also Crendor somehow got even MORE sick?! All this and wackin' nuts on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://uncommongoods.com/cox to get 15% off your next gift. Go to http://manscaped.com and use code CRENDOR to get 20% off and free shipping.
The boys are back and this week the title says it all. Our boy Crendor got Covid from spending too much time around nerds and chili dogs. Meanwhile Jesse makes an Ai fall in love and a man is sniffing shoes in a town near you! All this and a return to the cursed CnC Secret McDonald's Menu on this brand new episode! https://lh-st.com/shows/12-20-2024-cox-n-crendor-chilluminati/ Go to http://uncommongoods.com/cox to get 15% off your next gift. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off and free shipping.
The boys are back and this time Crendor listening to people talk in public sends Jesse down a rabbit hole of questions about relationships. At the same time we learn a lot about Crendor's sleeping habits and how his ancestors were late night people too. Then Jesse tries to pronounce French words. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! https://lh-st.com/shows/12-20-2024-cox-n-crendor-chilluminati/ Go to http://uncommongoods.com/cox to get 15% off your next gift. Go to http://heroforge.com and use code CRENDOR until 11/15 to get 5% off all orders of Color-Printed Minis. #ad
Crendor joins us this week as we chat about Baldur's Gate 3 with Goblins, Being too old for conventions, and upcoming releases! Are you ready to geek out this weekend? Join Jesse and Dodger on the Geekenders podcast as they bring you the ultimate dose of geekiness. From their hilarious banter to their in-depth discussions, this is the podcast you've been waiting for. Follow them now and discover why they are the number one geek podcast without a doubt. Subscribe and let the geeking begin! Theme by: MegaRan Animated Intro by: JulesDrawz Want to watch live, tune in to Dodgers twitch every Friday at 11am est/8am pst : https://www.twitch.tv/dexbonus  Hosted on Audioboom. See https://audioboom.com/about/privacy for more information.
The boys are back and this time Jesse has fled the US for 2 weeks to the UK to work on a secret video game project. But that doesn't meant the people watching and goofery has stopped. Back stateside Crendor has apparently started drinking tequila now?! It could be because every news story is now just someone telling you what happens on Tiktok. So that's cool... All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor. Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. Go to http://heroforge.com and use code CRENDOR until 11/15 to get 5% off all orders of Color-Printed Minis. #ad
The boys are back and this time Crendor and Jesse have come under fire for having opinions that aren't totally bonkers. Meanwhile Jesse is still obsessed with Astrobot and Crendor is still playing WoW. Thankfully they take the time away from being giant nerds to make a podcast about being giants nerds. Also Doctor Hooey makes an appearance and potentially THE SON of Hank the Tank?! All this an more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order plus free shipping.
The boys are back and this time Crendor takes it to the comment section! In fact we are all about the comment section this episode. Maybe even open to trying to a new segment on the show??? Meanwhile Jesse gets busy mismanaging his time - as he does. Also have you seen lego gollum? We love lego gollum! Then Ikea has a pajama party and didn't invite Crendor! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month.
On this weeks Midweek Mini, Jesse, Mike and Alex are joined by Crendor as they break down the NASA presentation! And thanks to everyone at Patreon for making Minisodes Possible! (Minisodes 134 and 135 on Patreon) MERCH - http://www.theyetee.com/collections/chilluminati Special thanks to our sponsors this episode - All the lovely people at Patreon! HTTP://PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - http://www.youtube.com/user/superbeardbros Editor - DeanCutty http://www.twitter.com/deancutty Art Commissioned by - http://www.mollyheadycarroll.com
The boys are back and this time Crendor manages to grab some brunch and a few good stories. Meanwhile Jesse is still recovering from his cold. Thankfully there's plenty to talk about from gaming to trying to buy burgers with drugs...and for some reason choosing Burger King? All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to https://bit.ly/3Lr5DEK to download the PrivacyHawk app and use code COX20 for 20% off the Platinum plan.
The boys are back and this time Jesse returns with a cold from his trip to NYC. Maybe it was the kid next to him, maybe it was the enormous amount of animals on his flight? Meanwhile Crendor discovers the origins of TAKE THE SOCK! It's just as amazing as you would think. Also did you know EVERYTHING is a remix? All this and the tale of a ground hog hiding out at a Custard shop on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free shipping.
The boys are back and this Jesse decided to go out into the world looking like a mess and was rewarded by meeting a fan. He can hear his mothers voice telling him he should have looked better. Meanwhile Crendor meets a mythical creature and/or tiktoker who wants to know if he'll take the sock. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to https://bit.ly/3Lr5DEK to download the PrivacyHawk app and use code COX20 for 20% off the Platinum plan.
The boys are back and this Jesse is crashing hard on no caffeine, a town looks like a person, and Boneless Chicken Wings have bones now I guess. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. Go to https://bit.ly/3Lr5DEK to download the PrivacyHawk app and use code COX20 for 20% off the Platinum plan.
The boys are back and this time LIVE!!! Enjoy our live show which is basically the same as a normal show expect people laugh at our faces insted of to themselves. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free shipping.
The boys are back and this time Crendor is rich lady day drunk and talking about Will Smith. Meanwhile Jesse has dreams that are basically press releases for upcoming nintendo products. But that's not all, have you ever had a pizza boat? Neither have we but we want one now! All this and more on Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code COX at checkout and enjoy your choice of bone-in chicken thighs, top sirloins, or salmon in every box for an entire year, plus get $20 off.
The boys are back and this time Jesse exhausts himself playing video games like a real nerd. Meanwhile Crendor has a Warhammer problem and Jesse supports it. Also the internet! It's still a thing! And then Abe Lincoln melts in the summer heat! All this and more on Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month.
Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time we've got a lot to catch up on after the father's day weekend. Oh, and Jesse's packages keep getting stolen. He may have finally had it with his apartment. Meanwhile Crendor HAS SEEN THE GARFIELD MOVIE! And boy does he have thoughts. All this and potentially our very first sponsorship on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free shipping.
Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and Crendor actually finally did a thing he said he was going to do on a previous podcast!!! Is this a first?! Meanwhile Jesse had a long week of playing games he can't talk about, but he can talk about pizza smuggling! All this and a man doing the thing he was arrested for doing in court while having a trial about the thing he was arrested for! It's Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code COX to enjoy your choice of bone-in chicken thighs, top sirloins, or salmon in every box for an entire year, plus get $20 off!
Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time Jesse meets the newest character in the Cox n' Crendor rogues gallery. Also is having dreams about your friends weird? FIND OUT! Then Crendor explores the world of Monkey Jail! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free shipping.
Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time no street is safe when you've got that take home Olive Garden! Meanwhile both our hosts deal with terrible, truly awful customer support and then Jesse's parents eat vegan. The results are definitely a Cox n' Crendor story. Just like everything else in this episode, otherwise it wouldn't be a brand new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox to get $20 off your first order.
Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and taking one week off left them with SO MANY STORIES TO TELL. Not just stories, but facts, like a lot of facts to be learned too. Who knew Cox n' Crendor was so important to the podcast ecosystem. Also go see our live show!
Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time Crendor tries to convinced Jesse that once again he doesn't need to visit the world, the world is boring. Meanwhile Jesse has had it with content creators creating content. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box. Go to http://meundies.com/CRENDOR for 20% off and free shipping.
Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time Jesse is recovering from partying a bit too hard. Although it was less of a party and more of a challenge. Meanwhile Crendor meets a man who LOVES his steak. And then Omega Mart because that's all Jesse and talk about these days. That and MONKEY MAYHEM all on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://dragonsdogma.com to buy the game and start your epic quest today.