Rover's Morning Glory

A NYC tenant, who has not paid rent in years, harasses other occupants. An old man was walking into the subway died after he was pushed down the stairs. Duji thought Wuthering Heights was hot and steamy. A listener sent JLR a Dollar store gift card. Did Rover call his mom?

JLR refuses to use his boner medicine and B2 will not go to the doctor. Wilson Phillips. Gwyneth Paltrow is under fire for calling out 'super rich white dudes' on her podcast. Elon Musk is suing OpenAI. List of the richest men. Make America Clean Again. Being able to walk your family to the gate at the airport. Stumbling across your partner's ChatGPT history. Would Rover give his computer password to B2 in an emergency? Drinking alcohol while flying a drone. Charlie has finally received his punishment plate in the mail. Why is JLR so upset? Total Eclipse of the Heart. Jordan Peterson hadn't been seen for a year. Biohacking. Rate your professor. Video voicemails. Yarbow security vulnerabilities. Mom went snooping on her teenager's iPad and found out they acquired edibles. 

JLR refuses to use his boner medicine and B2 will not go to the doctor. Wilson Phillips. Gwyneth Paltrow is under fire for calling out 'super rich white dudes' on her podcast. Elon Musk is suing OpenAI. 

List of the richest men. Make America Clean Again. Being able to walk your family to the gate at the airport. Stumbling across your partner's ChatGPT history. Would Rover give his computer password to B2 in an emergency?

Drinking alcohol while flying a drone. Charlie has finally received his punishment plate in the mail. 

Why is JLR so upset? Total Eclipse of the Heart. Jordan Peterson hadn't been seen for a year. Biohacking. Rate your professor. Video voicemails. Yarbow security vulnerabilities. Mom went snooping on her teenager's iPad and found out they acquired edibles. 

Why doesn't the show give Krystle grief for being overweight? JLR had to ask permission to go to the store with Charlie. JLR's seafood nachos recipe. Doordash driver Olivia Henderson has been indicted by a grand jury on two felony counts. Lawn jockeys. The supposed suicide note Jeffrey Epstein wrote has been released. Epstein's former attorney speaks out. Rover wants to know what happened to Amanda Bynes. How is B2's ankle? Presidential fitness test. Boxing match at the White House. A man is Texas shot a man that tried to carjack him and his family. Two brothers and an East Cleveland mayoral aide, involved in a $10 million bribery scheme involving fraud and money laundering, have been sentenced. Krystle auditioned for a game show. AI used by cameras are giving wrong descriptions of what it is seeing. A woman was followed by a man to her hotel room, was masturbating outside of her door.

Why doesn't the show give Krystle grief for being overweight? JLR had to ask permission to go to the store with Charlie. JLR's seafood nachos recipe. Doordash driver Olivia Henderson has been indicted by a grand jury on two felony counts. Lawn jockeys. 

The supposed suicide note Jeffrey Epstein wrote has been released. Epstein's former attorney speaks out. Rover wants to know what happened to Amanda Bynes. How is B2's ankle?

Presidential fitness test. Boxing match at the White House. A man is Texas shot a man that tried to carjack him and his family.   

Two brothers and an East Cleveland mayoral aide, involved in a $10 million bribery scheme involving fraud and money laundering, have been sentenced. Krystle auditioned for a game show. AI used by cameras are giving wrong descriptions of what it is seeing. A woman was followed by a man to her hotel room, was masturbating outside of her door. 

Still no sex for JLR. Is Duji trying to be the "cool mom?" How does Rover want the condo building to rectify the situation of using his private residence? The case of Chandra Levy. Chandra Levy's parents believe her murder was linked to "UFO's." On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Goldie Hawn talks about her interaction with aliens. Duji thinks Rover would love Costco. A study says foot traffic in Costco has increased significantly in the past 6 years. Duji will bag her own groceries. Plane lands too soon and a truck on the highway is hit. Cereal toys. Pilot starts crying during his last announcement with Spirit Airlines. Rover would storm the cockpit if he heard his pilot crying. Charlie would annoy adults on purpose. Woman drives her car on the sidewalk after a child on a bike. Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David's top four favorite episodes. Trial of the Fed Ex driver who kidnapped and murdered seven-year-old girl. Dog bite. A beaver attacks people. Bring your boner to work day. JLR has a doctor's appointment next week. Krystle and Charlie never had chicken pox.

Still no sex for JLR. Is Duji trying to be the "cool mom?" How does Rover want the condo building to rectify the situation of using his private residence? The case of Chandra Levy.

Chandra Levy's parents believe her murder was linked to "UFO's." On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Goldie Hawn talks about her interaction with aliens. Duji thinks Rover would love Costco. A study says foot traffic in Costco has increased significantly in the past 6 years. 

Duji will bag her own groceries. Plane lands too soon and a truck on the highway is hit. Cereal toys. Pilot starts crying during his last announcement with Spirit Airlines. Rover would storm the cockpit if he heard his pilot crying. Charlie would annoy adults on purpose. Woman drives her car on the sidewalk after a child on a bike. 

Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David's top four favorite episodes. Trial of the Fed Ex driver who kidnapped and murdered seven-year-old girl. Dog bite. A beaver attacks people. Bring your boner to work day. JLR has a doctor's appointment next week. Krystle and Charlie never had chicken pox. 

According to police reports, there was a stabbing in the building. The casino in Monaco reached out to Rover. A listener asks Rover for relationship advice. Duji lies about buying a TV. A study shows kids will find loopholes to open social media accounts. Cruise ship infested with hantavirus. Oklahoma wants to pass a law that will require exotic dancers to have a license. JLR video calls. Artists are suffering from blue dot fever. iHeart has a suite at the Kentucky Derby. Duji wants to bartend. A waterpark in Texas is having a Muslim only event. First black trans gender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy, Aaron Rose Phillip, invited to the Met Gala. Proposals. Human remains found in a crocodile in Africa. 

According to police reports, there was a stabbing in the building. The casino in Monaco reached out to Rover. A listener asks Rover for relationship advice. Duji lies about buying a TV. 

A study shows kids will find loopholes to open social media accounts. Cruise ship infested with hantavirus. Oklahoma wants to pass a law that will require exotic dancers to have a license. Duji says being a stripper is degrading. JLR video calls.

Artists are suffering from blue dot fever. iHeart has a suite at the Kentucky Derby. Duji wants to bartend this weekend. A waterpark in Texas is having a Muslim only event. 

First black trans gender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy, Aaron Rose Phillip, invited to the Met Gala. Krystle's dream proposal. Human remains found in a crocodile in Africa. 

Stocks, the Yarbo is on the fritz, and JLR needs to eat more than one meal a day. The Beck family. Charlie gives an update on Sonny's health. Spirit Airlines shuts down. Is the F1 girl hotter than the Coachella woman? Bookless bookstore. Duji and Charlie listen to audiobooks. A woman refuses to get off the phone while a plane is trying to depart. Did JLR pick up and use his boner medication? Duji was in the rack room looking for a computer. Floyd Mayweather Jr. owes $7.5 million in taxes. He can't read well. Can prep students read the word "gauche?" Substitute teacher refuses to leave the school after twerking in class. Did the building ever contact Rover about the strangers in his condo? Teen drives into a Target on his riding lawn mower. Rover is thinking about buying a lawn mower or just hiring JLR to do the yard. Duji checked in on Curious George but not Krystle. 

Stocks, the Yarbo is on the fritz, and JLR needs to eat more than one meal a day. The Beck family. Charlie gives an update on Sonny's health.

Spirit Airlines shuts down. Is the F1 girl hotter than the Coachella woman? Bookless bookstore. Duji and Charlie listen to audiobooks. A woman refuses to get off the phone while a plane is trying to depart. Did JLR pick up and use his boner medication? 

Duji was in the rack room looking for a computer. Floyd Mayweather Jr. owes $7.5 million in taxes. He can't read well. Can prep students read the word "gauche?"

Substitute teacher refuses to leave the school after twerking in class. Did the building ever contact Rover about the strangers in his condo? Teen drives into a Target on his riding lawn mower. Rover is thinking about buying a lawn mower or just hiring JLR to do the yard. Duji checked in on Curious George but not Krystle. 

Sonny is at the vet. Was JLR messaging with scammers? A woman is arrested after stabbing her boyfriend because she wanted to go out to eat. Rover was abducted by a drunk woman at a bar. People are speculating that there is something more going on with Krystle. Duji believes she has a gluten allergy. Woman shows behind the scenes of how hotel's make scrambled eggs. Companies are not allowing their employees to have their phones at work. Who on the show would last the longest without their phone? Did JLR pick up his boner medication? Duji claims that bananas counteract high sodium. Man accuses his female boss of denying him raises unless he gave into her sexual advances. Duji will not stop talking about Chef Shota Nakajima. Stubborn Seed. Clavicular is being sued by a woman who claims he injected her face with a substance to melt fat. A trainee bus driver has a bad day at work.

Sonny is at the vet. Was JLR messaging with scammers? A woman is arrested after stabbing her boyfriend because she wanted to go out to eat. Rover was abducted by a drunk woman at a bar. People are speculating that there is something more going on with Krystle.

Duji believes she has a gluten allergy. Woman shows behind the scenes of how hotel's make scrambled eggs. Companies are not allowing their employees to have their phones at work. Who on the show would last the longest without their phone?

Did JLR pick up his boner medication? Duji claims that bananas counteract high sodium. Man accuses his female boss of denying him raises unless he gave into her sexual advances.

Duji will not stop talking about Chef Shota Nakajima. Stubborn Seed. Clavicular is being sued by a woman who claims he injected her face with a substance to melt fat. A trainee bus driver has a bad day at work.

Window cleaning, marathon walking, and fruit flies. Creamed corn for lunch. Timothee Chalamet manspreading at the New York Knicks game. Rover manspreads. A video with Noah Beck and his mother has resurfaced after his sister has been accused of "grooming" a student. Viral trend of beating up homeless man. What did the doctor say at JLR's E.D. appointment? Surveillance video of the moment before the Strongsville Costco shooting. Emily Blunt. Duji fan girls because a chef from the show 24 in 24 liked one of her comments. After police investigations, artist D4VD has been arrested for the murder of a 14-year-old girl. Murder suicide. Max Quinn comes into the studio to tell his side of the homerun ball debacle at the Guardians game. Rover gives Max an opportunity to redeem himself. Former FBI director James Comey has turned himself in. Baseball catcher caught mouthing obscene words about another player. 

Window cleaning, marathon walking, and fruit flies. Creamed corn for lunch. Timothee Chalamet manspreading at the New York Knicks game. Rover manspreads. A video with Noah Beck and his mother has resurfaced after his sister has been accused of "grooming" a student.  

Viral trend of beating up homeless man. What did the doctor say at JLR's E.D. appointment? Surveillance video of the moment before the Strongsville Costco shooting.

Emily Blunt. Duji fan girls because a chef from the show 24 in 24 liked one of her comments. After police investigations, artist D4VD has been arrested for the murder of a 14-year-old girl. Murder suicide. 

Max Quinn comes into the studio to tell his side of the homerun ball debacle at the Guardians game. Rover gives Max an opportunity to redeem himself. Former FBI director James Comey has turned himself in. Baseball catcher caught mouthing obscene words about another player. 

What did MEWL say when JLR told her about how much money Charlie got for his punishment plate? How is JLR's diet going? A man in India digs up his dead sister to retrieve money from her bank account. Duji' s mom calls her to buy things from QVC. Charlie the Executor. Guardians fan who attempted to catch homerun ball deletes all of his social media. What did they find inside Krystle's cyst? JLR has his E.D. Appointment. Live streamer hit by a car. Rover is thinking about running a marathon. Video of a man groping a woman at the bar when her husband knocks him out cold. Fight broke out at the Yankees vs. Rangers game. Duji insists on having cable installed to her basement TV. The mother of the girl who had the baseball stolen from her at the Guardians game calls into the show. Lisa Kudrow interview reveals the cast of Friends makes $20 million a year in residuals. 

What did MEWL say when JLR told her about how much money Charlie got for his punishment plate? How is JLR's diet going? A man in India digs up his dead sister to retrieve money from her bank account. Duji' s mom calls her to buy things from QVC. Charlie the Executor. 

Guardians fan who attempted to catch homerun ball deletes all of his social media. What did they find inside Krystle's cyst? 

Duji insists on having cable installed to her basement TV. The mother of the girl who had the baseball stolen from her at the Guardians game calls into the show. Lisa Kudrow interview reveals the cast of Friends makes $20 million a year in residuals. 

JLR has his E.D. Appointment. Live streamer hit by a car. Rover is thinking about running a marathon. Video of a man groping a woman at the bar when her husband knocks him out cold. Fight broke out at the Yankees vs. Rangers game. 

Update on the breaking and entering in Rover's apartment. Ilhan Omar referred to World War II as "World War Eleven." Duji recaps being an extra for a TV show. Buccaneers' Tez Johnson shows off new girlfriend after ugly split with fiancée Charlie finally got his license plate approved. British mom dies by assisted suicide after the death of her only son. Mike Vrabel jets to Salt Lake City mid-NFL draft, buys wife apology present.

Update on B2's ankle. Man who shot disabled veteran on Seattle Waterfront sentenced to prison. Duji went to Michigan to clean out her mom's apartment. Duji is going to be an extra in a film. Jeffrey is going to see a urologist for ED. Rover gives an update on the guy that was walking through his apartment. A guy tried to shoot up the White House Correspondent's dinner.

Duji is late because of construction. Rover and Duji get into a heated argument over Gia. Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel caught kissing at NYC bar 6 years before scandal. Duji is driving to Michigan to deal with her Mom who is in the hospital. US soldier charged after winning $400,000 betting on removal of Maduro. Rover's smoke alarm is going off at his house. Wealthy writer proudly admits to shoplifting from Whole Foods. Gilgo Beach killer Rex Heuermann's ex-wife says she now lives in basement where he murdered seven victims.

Police investigating claims that Storage Wars star Darrell Sheets was tormented by cyberbully before suicide. Two Boston Marathon runners stop to help exhausted man. Woman says she may have swallowed fingertip in Trader Joe's juice. Top Trump terror official suspended over sugar baby allegations.

A guy that knows a guy that met CM Punk clears the air surrounding the wrestler's latest antics. Florida opens criminal investigation into OpenAI over ChatGPT's alleged role in FSU shooting. Prego pasta sauce wants to record your family with a new device. Who is the biggest gold digger? The Blind Side actor Quinton Aaron says he woke up from a coma and learned his wife was married to another man. Police scold teens for a nerf gun war. Rover is thinking of going to The Kentucky Derby.

Duji won't say how much she spent over the weekend at a dance competition. CM Punk smacks away fan's phone after WrestleMania loss. Rover doesn't remember how much is wedding was. Olympian Noah Lyles reacts to his wifes wedding dress and looks unimpressed. A high school student shot herself on the anniversary of Columbine. Matador gets his butthole perforated in Spain. Tesla owners sue Elon Musk's automaker for ‘misleading' them about self-driving tech. Duji is planning on giving her daughter her car. Ohio girl suffocated to death in 'freak accident' after Hyundai SUV seat folds down on her.

Jeffrey recaps WrestleMania. Are peanut allergies real? Hundreds of activists are pepper sprayed in violent clash with deputies at beagle research facility. Skid Row homeless people are testing their drugs on dogs. Chinese automaker is putting a toilet in their vehicle. 62 million men are enrolled in a rape academy.

Charlie is late. SWAT officer caught swiping on Tinder while in an active stand off. Detroit clerk says girl mouthed 'help' to him after kidnapping. Duji doesn't know the difference between Adam Duritz and Darius Rucker. Ex-Bama star accused of impersonating NFL players for loans. Student accused of trying to murder Sam Altman talked to a podcast host before he firebombed the house. Snitzer and Duji are pro cutting in lines.

Jeffrey reveals how much he spent to get rid of the piano his son stole. Woman sues Carnival cruise ship after drinking too much. Coachella guest dubbed ‘most beautiful girl alive' on social media. Jeffrey wants people that the truck his fence company is selling has major transmission issues. Hot New York Botanical Garden employee causes online craze. Allbirds shares jump over 400% on plans to pivot to AI from sneakers. Amazon worker dies on warehouse floor in Oregon. Workers were told to keep going as body stayed put. Rover is thinking of dethatching his lawn.

Mariah Carey. Rover had a risky drive home. Pooping in a bag in your car. Homeowner doesn't pay dumpster company, so they emptied all the garbage back onto their property. Duji paid for junk removal. Rover paid $3k for a new windshield. Tinted windshields. Clavicular was sent to the hospital after he overdosed. "Manosphere" influencer Sneako was assaulted while livestreaming. NFL reporter Diana Russini, who was seen with Mike Vrabel, has resigned. Allegedly, RFK Jr. cut the penis off of a dead racoon on the road. Baby Jessica was arrested for domestic assault. Corey the board op shares his knowledge about baby Jessica. JLR saw Titanic in theater with the girl he dated before MEWL. The photographer who took the picture of baby Jessica calls into the show. T.I.'s son King Harris was arrested for speeding and drugs in Georgia.