Simple Ass Podcast

Sports heavy…go Raiders!!! Lol!

Paul's trippin. Batman>Superman all day!!

Weeeerrrreeee baaaccck! Feels good to be back in studio shootin the shit with Paul! Give a listen, like and share!

Whaaaat a sh*t show. Literally

What is your favorite food of thanksgiving? What is your least favorite? Do y'all like green bean casserole? That shits nasty. How do you guys feel about the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict? Was it the right decision? Let's us know what you think! Hit that subscribe button while you're at it!

Who would be on your Mount Rushmore of west coast Rappers? Dre, snoop, cube? Or would you pick someone else? We also talk about Facebook changing their name to “Meta” and Paul gets real deep with it! Have a listen, click subscribe and share with the people! We appreciate it!

Episode 73 is in the books! We talk racism, hood pass, my lip herpe and the hoe for Fastrip. We also dive in on Paul's fake packers fandom! Follow along and let us know what you think!

Did you see what happened to gruden? Was he rightfully fired? How do you all feel about cancel culture? Are we doomed or can we as a society get back to objectively taking on issues. Hallowen is around the corner! Do you like candy corn? Are you a chocolate fan or a sweet/sour type candy? What are your top 3 candies? Have a listen and let us know!

Episode 71 in the books! Robert Pederson from Notorious Bakersfield podcast joins us in studio to talk about his podcast, historical events in Bakersfield and how he started his podcast! Go check him out on all podcast outlets! Notorious Bakersfield Podcast! https://www.notoriousbakersfield.com/ (https://www.notoriousbakersfield.com/)

We're back, Ya'll!! It's been a minute but we're back in studio for episode 70! Tony got covid so we had to take some time off but thankful he's back! Vaccines, Abortion, 20 year anniversary of September 11th attacks and Football is back!!! Have a listen, and follow us!

Aaron Rodgers is really pissing Paul off. But he knew he'd be back. Football is almost here and we are ready for it! Mental health, the olympics, Covid vaccines. We touch it all. Go have a listen!

Lesbians, guest Fonzy, Covid (again), toxic positivity, Lesbians and Jeeps, questions. We cover it all here at Simple Ass Podcast!

Recap of Drunkcast #2, Billie Eyelash, Critical Race theory, Chingo Bling and how he's shifted his course on politics.

I mean, what is there to say other than wow? Just wow….

We weren't feeling our best. Wasn't easy like Sunday morning. Listen and enjoy Short Fuse Sunday!

Yes Tony was a no show but Paul Killed it! Go have a listen! Please if you like what you hear, leave a review and subscribe to the podcast! Thank you!!!

Paul has a problem. Should he go to his new neighbors and introduce himself? Or should he leave them alone? Also, if you're in Bakersfield, go donate blood! Our city is in desperate need of blood! Go hit up Houchin Blood bank!

Local Brew Master/Owner of 2nd Phase Brewery Frank “Pancho The Mex” Miranda and Chris Jackson joined me in studio today! We talk about the local craft beer scene here in Bakersfield! We also try some of 2nd Phase's most popular beers and talk about Frank's journey to ownership! Go listen and stop by 2nd Phase to try their lineup!

Best Gang movie, Taco Bell, Paul's smoker, California bribing its citizens. What kind of bs is that?! Kern county might have the fair this year? Are you excited? Will you attend? What's your favorite fair food? Let us know! Enjoy!

Men, have you ever received a massage from a man? Are massages sexual by nature? Pail seems to think they're weird. Are they?

Vaccine passports, should government dictate who can and cannot travel, is it time to get back to normal in this covid time? We also talk about cancel culture and how South High changed their mascots name. Do you agree with them changing the name? Bitcoin is making people crazy! Did you hear about the “ole keep a n**** baby” move a girl did to a crypto millionaire? Have a listen! We talk about that and more!

Scotch Paul, alcohol that you won't ever drink again, Bakersfield's D.A. taking “good tour” in Bakersfield and much more! Go Download!

You ever get naked in a X-ray table? No? Just Tony? Coo. Would you be ok if someone was honest and said your kid sucked at sports? How would you react? We talk about that and more! Please, if you like the podcast, leave a review and share the link! Thanks again!!

Paul was on one today Running balls deep at work, running off nicotine, no sleep and energy drinks! Have a listen as we talk about some very hot topics from cop killings to gay and lesbianism! It gets interesting!

RIP DMX! One of the greats in the Rap game passed away this last week. It's a sad day. Tony was cranky this morning and had to poop in a different establishment than at home. Paul brings up Urban dictionary and the word “wangtang” and wow!!! Enjoy! Lol!

Paul asked a great question. At what point does a truck have to be lifted to show the size of a man’s penis? Listen and find out my answer! There’s levels! That and more on this episode!

Local Comedian Tyson Paul joins us in studio this episode. We talk about, comedy during Covid, stimmy checks, racism and much more! Have a listen and leave a review on site! Share it also! ✌️

Guess who's BACK! Coming atcha from Powerhouse Podcasting Studio in Bakersfield California! Man, its good to be back with the homie Paul! This episode had a lot to catch up on! How has your life changed since Covid? Did you catch covid? In this episode we talk about the obvious, Covid, Aliens, cancel culture, shitting in the shower, Bigfoot....Whats that? yes, i said shitting in the shower. Listen to the episode and you'll find out why! lol!

We are back!! Finally! Covid is still around but we had to get something out to ya'll!! Season 2 is in full send mode! We talk the debate, covid, where we stand as a union. Who would be better for our country. Why do people give trump a pass for everything? Should his taxes matter? What do you guys think?

What would you do if you had 24 hours to live. How would you spend the last 24 hours. Would you tell your kids? Would you get drunk or high? How do you feel about teachers and students going back to class? Should they be "collateral Damage" during this pandemic? How did teachers go from "heroes" to being expendable? With the Vaccine for covid-19 moving along quickly, would you get the vaccine? We talk about this and other issues going on currently around our nation. Listen, hit like and subscribe!

Covid, entanglements and conspiracies. 2020 is crazy bro! Does anyone know whats going on? Its been a while but we are back in studio for episode 44! Paul and I took a little time away from the studio but were back! Enjoy!

Racist teenagers doing blackface on tiktok. Should the kids get expelled? Should the parents be resposible? We talk about a big issue that popped up last week here in Bakersfield. We also touch on Dak prescott and the crazy money he is asking for! Is he worth it, should the cowboys pay him and is Dak an upgrade from your team's qb? We also touch on the tragic death of Former WWE wrestler Shad Gaspard who suddenly lost his life when he was caught in a riptide. The lifeguard was able to save his son but Shad was pulled away and ended up passing away. May he rest in peace! In this episodes Plant My Seed, we ranked our best WWE wrestlers of all time! Who do you remember watching and rooting for? Do you still watch WWE? Our list had so many possibilites! Follow along, like, share and subscribe!

HOLY SHIT! This was our first drunkcast and boy was it a good one! Thanks to 2nd Phase Brewery, Temblor, and Kernville Brewery for the beers tonight! We had a blast and all of the beers we had were amazing...except for one! lol! Follow along and find out which one was our least favorite! Thanks to all the followers and for those who continually listen to the podcast! We greatly appreciate it! Please leave a review and subscribe to the podcast so that you don't miss out on other episodes!

HOLY SHIT! Reunited and it feels so so good! We're back, a little different set up but were back with some content for you guys! Listen in and follow us as we talk about our time away, things we did or didn't do during this pandemic shutdown/lockdown/ quarantine! We talk about things we watched, how we were handling the lockdown, PORN, and many things! Basically, we did a lot of catching up! Thanks to all the listeners who have still been following our social media pages and sticking with us! We will soon get back to normal and we'll have our weekly content for your listening pleasure!! thanks again!

Man, we are in some crazy times! Social Distancing has got us all goin nuts! We miss our families, our friends and our routines! Hopefully this episode helps you all get through these wild times! We're currently studioless so were recordind remotely via internet. I know it doesn't sound as good as normal, but were still going to get some content out for you guys! Thanks again and be safe out there!

Comedian Daniel Betts joins us in studio to talk about his career, what led him to comedy, how the comedy scene in Bakersfield is growing and the elephant in the room, The Corona Virus. This was a fun Episode to record! With the world in a panic about the virus, In Plant My Seed, we rank our "Top Items to have if you were stranded on an island" Listen in and find out what makes our lists!

Have you ever been to a Medium? Do you believe they are accurate with their findings? Paul shares a story about his interaction with one last week! We also talk about the corona virus! Is it worth the panic? Is our government doing enough to protect against it? Was it started on purpose? What do you think? We also talk about Super Tuesday and voting. Its getting close to Election! Who wins? This weeks Plant My Seed, we rank our Top Movie Villains of all Time! From comic villains, to killers! Whos on your list?

Before you start listening, hit the subscribe button!!! My morning was ruined by starbucks and I never thought that was possible! My damn sandwich was cold as hell!!! First bite was amazing, second bite was ice cold! Get your shit right, Starbucks on white lane!!! Did you see that? Peace treaty in afganistan will ultamitely end the war in that region! Good, bad or indifferent, were finally getting out! what do you think about that? Did you see that? Fury beat the dog piss out of Wilder! Did he get lucky or was that the expected outcome? Also, we ask you the people, how much time is enough time for your friend to date your ex? or is it even ok to do? In plant my seed, we rank our Top Grunge songs of all time! What songs would make your list? Have a listen and Like the podcast! Thanks!

Paulie is back with a bang and we get right back into the swing of things! Its like riding a bike! We talk Trump and Bernie making visits to Bakersfield and who benefitted more from it! Football is making some changes but it still has to be approved by the players and paul doesn't like it! Ok Boomer! We also talk about Men taking time off to be with their new borns, is it still looked down upon for a woman to sleep around and whether kids nowadays should pursue being instafamous! In Plant my seed we rank our favorite boxers of all time! who would make your list?

This week, We talked about valentines day and bad dates! We had a couple of callers tell us about their disaster dates and how it all went down! You don't want to miss this episode! Not to mention, we ranked our Top RomComs of all time!

Special Co-Host John Chacon joins me in studio! We talk about his time in the military and what he did post 9/11! Also, Superbowl recap, Halftime show and backlash! Shakira and Jlo did their thang during the halftime show, but there was some backlash from some people. Was the show inappropriate, or was it ok? Trump is Still in the headlines but now the impeachment is over! Was it worth it for the dems? Did they just ensure trumps reelection? BOOOOOBS! We talk about boobs and whether or not its ok for a man to want to see them, if he knows the woman! Whats the difference between that and celebrititties? Let us know what you think? In Plant my Seed, we rank the hottest woemn over 50! There are plenty to pick from!! Whos on your list?

In this episode, We wanted to bring to light the great moments from Kobe's career, while discussing the emotional connection some people had with him. Death is always difficult to deal with. Hopefully this episode helps people cope with the loss. RIP to everyone who passed away in that helicopter crash. We also speak on a few stories to try and lighten the mood a little! Bakersfield is cray cray right now! lol! In Plant My Seed, We rank Kobe's top moments during his basketball career! For my list, I shared a friend of mine's list because he is such a great fan. Let us know what you think!

This one is hard. Its a small take on the passing of one of the world's greatest basketball players and Fathers out there. RIP Mamba! Your legacy will live on!

Road rage, The Universe, Heaven, Pixley Drug trafficing, Aaron Hernandez, Rich looking for his dads porn magazines and much more! Listen, Like and Subscribe! You wont regret it! In Plant my Seed, we rank our Top Arcade games of all time!!! This was awesome!

The Universe Science Bombing Iran Iran Bombing our bases. Lies and how big they can get. Rich lied about his mom dying, I lied about my mom's dr appoinment in BARSTOW? lol! This episode was all over the place but it was fun! In Plant My Seed, we rank our Top Actors of all time! Who makes your list?

The end of the decade has come and gone and our country starts off the 20's with a bang!! Bombs over Iran killed two top major political figures in Irans government. Does this mean war? Will Iran retaliate? We also talk about people we lost in the past decade, robots, Don't F* with cats, and much more! In Plant My Seed, we rank the Top Sitcoms of the Decade! Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Making a Murderer all make the list. What would make yours?

Special Guest, Nicole Carrasco joins us in studio to talk all things gender, women and other things like pay gap and masculinity! We also talk about the recent impeachment and what it likely does for both parties! In this weeks "Plant My Seed", we rank our Top Female Artists of all time! Listen in because our lists get a little cray!