The Chosen Two - A Buffy Rewatch

Zoomie Zombie kitties! Buffy is back in Sunnydale, dealing with the fallout from her decision to run away. Joyce and the gang speak their truths! Schnapps will sure bring the truth outta ya! So grab your empanadas and join us for .. a hoot-nanny? Gathering? Shindig.. we have no idea.Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

Capitalism is evil! Fight the man! .. Hell is here on earth.. all lessons we learned from this somewhat depressing episode. This is one of Tildas favourites... she has a lot of great insists into the not so subtle undertones in the writing. Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

It's part 2 of the season 2 finale! 8 months in the making for the Chosen Two. One of the Chosen experienced a significant loss in her life.. so things got veeerrry delayed! But we're back and better than ever!What a banger of an episode, you'll laugh, you'll cry.. we definitely did both.. bye Angelus! He woke up dead and went to bed dead.. In the end there's only the Chosen One.. or in our case.. two?Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

What a start to this two part season finale!!! We both love this episode, the writing, the acting.. superb! We say goodbye to an important character, get a revisit from another, and say hello to what could have been a series regular for the Angel spinoff series. Love the flashbacks, any chance to delve into the history of our favourite cheeky vamps! Stick around for Part 2, it's even better!!Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

So many revelations in this episode ! the most important.. Tilda has never seen Toy Story! .. If you enjoy fish puns, you'll enjoy this episode! Wanna know how a fish talks? Mel has the answer! This episode contains a couple trigger warnings for SA (but we do give warning)Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

A Lochness locker monster is terrorizing Sunnydale! We love this episode! All the acting!! These actors showed up and we're here for it. Some big talks on forgiveness and power dynamics.. heavy episode but boy was it good!Do you agree this episode fits better right after Passion? Let us know!Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

Buffy has the flu! and an invisible fedora wearing demon is killing children in hospitals. We were not in love with this episode, but it has some really stellar scenes and dialogue between Cordy and Giles.. plus we get a bit of the protector Xander that we don't hate.. as much..Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

WOW what an episode.. definitely a favourite for us both, firing on all cylinders! Devastatingly wonderful. 26 years later and I still cry rewatching this one. Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

PART TWO! More insights with our guest Derek Brockbank. You steal our hearts Ms. Chase.. screw Xander, this is a CORDY episode!We will see you all... SOON!Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

Our first two parter episode!! With a very long episode title!We just had SO much to chat about with our very special guest DEREK BROCKBANK. He is a huge fan and brought some very interesting insights into this grossly fun episode! We hate Xander but we're here for the hijinks! Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

misogyny gays and werewolves OH MY! We enjoyed this Oz/Willow centric episode. It was a fun ride with lots of parallels and deeper meaning. We go on quite a few tilda tangents, including one about Koalas (Tilda has OPINIONS) and another about Ginny from Harry Potter... join us won't you?Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

Sex is bad! Don't do it.. that's the lesson we learned from this episode. Men suck..David proves acting evil comes pretty naturally to him, and we're impressed. Sarah's performance is heartbreaking and we're here for it! This was one fine episode and we had a blast breaking it down. Mel found some fun five by five facts after listening to the commentary with Joss Whedon. Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

It's Buffy's birthday! her gifts include.. an arm in a box and the loss of her virginity! Wearing her stellar giraffe print pants that Melanie can't move past. This episode was FILING on all cylinders. Tilda and Mel are big fans of this storyline, and stoked for evil ass Angelus to make his first appearance. Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

Fruit flies.. random and absolutely nothing to do with this episode! This episode has some Back Hugging aliens taking over the school. Vamp whore loving cowboy brothers.. SO MUCH MAKING OUT.. just so much kissing. Buffy and Angel discuss their future, and so do Tilda and Mel! .. Is this the beginning of the end for Bangel?Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

We beg to differ if you don't find this episode.. just.. fine... Grab your pic-a-nic baskets and join us for a yummy drugged mini pizza adventure! There's a new "man" in Joyce's life, and Buffy aint having it. She much prefers her father, Mr. Hanky the lame poo (this joke makes a tiny bit more sense after listening) Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

Mel and Tilda get into some real compelling conversations! Whats up with the Watchers Council? dropping some balls that's for sure.. Drusilla has some human trauma, even though she's a soulless demon? Could Oz and Willow BE cuter? Oh and Mel was correct, Travers is the main Watcher Council dude.. Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

It's Career week at Sunnydale which has turned Buffy into a snapping turtle.. not literally.. Spike is up to no good, Angel attempts to take Buffy on a "normal" date.. Cyclopes, Bugs and Cheetahs OH MY!Listen to Tilda attempt to kill a moth live on air.. facing her fears  for your enjoyment!The tracking of the Willow-Frog love/hate relationship continues! Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

Ripper is here! We see a glimpse into Gile's orgy filled past! Man liked to rebel and get high off ecstasy demons.. Mel agrees this sounds kinda tempting. Jenny and Gile's relationship heats up just to get a big ole demon sized bucket of ice water dumped on it..Flubber.. Jelly .. Tipper and Mipper! We love Capri Suns!What would be your bad ass alternate persona name? Mel asks the question then never ends up answering.. she couldn't think of anything cool... Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

This episode is chock full of emotion, and some masterbation! Lies, lies, lies! Everyone is lying.. who can Buffy trust?  We learn some of Angel's disturbing history and Tilda's vamp obsession when she was a wee lad with a red streak in her hair. Mel also tells a story about The Grudge premiere that goes absolutely nowhere.. enjoy!Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

Come listen to Mel pronounce words.. effortlessly.. Are all noblewomen from olden times.. british? Good question Tilda..Corsette or Corset? How do YOU say it? Fun episode full of fun things, love a halloween episode! Jam packed episode, and we finally get to see some of Ripper Rupert's baaaaad side, and Tilda is HERE for it.Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

Enjoy annoying ASMR? .. In His Name.. Now let's grab a brewsky and cheers Machida! We could BARELY contain our excitement for this episode.. you'll understand the reference once you listen..  This was a fun episode full of rebellion and underage drinking, which means monsters and evil men when it comes to the Buffyverse.. and well let's be honest the real world as well! Don't trust frat bros and always get your own drink. Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

Mel continues to embarrass with her pronunciation and Tilda is here for it. We find some redeeming moments in this episode.. Hello Oz!! But mainly find many flaws and holes.. Cheers to Giles getting knocked out for the 400th time and may next episode be filled with many a Bangel moment (spoiler.. it is)Disclaimer: The actor who plays Billy Black and the Bodyguard in this episode (Gil Birmingham)..  is not disabled in real life. Mel made some jokes about a character from the book series Twilight.. but she was in no way making fun of the characters disability.  Just felt the need to clarify after editing and hearing my (Melanie's) clumsy jokes. Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

Mel has been going on and on about this incoming blonde person, and he's here! Why is Tilda not too fond of Drusilla? Does Mel make the best sound effects ever? Who is a better TV mom.. Joyce Summers or Lorelai Gilmore?! William the Bloody crashes his way into Sunnydale and we have a lot to say!Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast and our FACEBOOK page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

Are you excited about the future of VR? .. Would you date someone who couldn't come out during the day?  How do these topics relate to this episode? They don't!.. but we didn't seem to care. We recorded this episode on Halloween and Mel desperately tried to catch something spooky during the podcast.. listen to find out if she succeeded! Also super disappointed neither of us made any Rocky Horror references.. We let you down and we let ourselves down..melanies- @melanielynngowtildas- @tiiildacCome on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

How many times can Mel say "coming in hot" in one episode? Will she ever learn to pronounce names? Specifically David Boreanaz (spoiler alert no.. words are hard) Tilda has some BATitude and continues her lust for Mr. Giles... IT'S SEASON TWO BITCAS...*correction* Sarah Michelle Gellar ALSO filmed I Know What You Did Last Summer during the hiatus!! Mel is embarrassed she didn't mention this.. my apologies gentle listeners. Come on down to our instagram!@thechosentwo.podcastand our FACEBOOK page!!@thechosentwo.podcastSend us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells!- thechosen2podcast@gmail.commelanies- @melanielynngowtildas- @tiiildacCome on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcast Send us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells! - thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

All the feels ! This episode made us both cry. One of Mels favourites and for sure a favourite of season 1. It's the season finale! Flowy white prom dress, bad ass leather jacket and flying fatalities. Also rejection sucks ! Come on down to our instagram!@thechosentwo.podcastand our FACEBOOK page!!@thechosentwo.podcastSend us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells!- thechosen2podcast@gmail.commelanies- @melanielynngowtildas- @tiiildac

Is being invisible something to envy or a curse? Well if you can't control it.. I say a curse! If every pop culture reference is to be believed, people go a little loonie. Tilda has a fondness for movie sequels .. or her memory is just terrible. Mel is crushing hard on Cordy this episode.. here comes Scooby Cordy!! She's a cominnnn! and remember folks, give out chocolates to everyone, even the thundering loonies..Come on down to our instagram!@thechosentwo.podcastand our FACEBOOK page!!@thechosentwo.podcastSend us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells!- thechosen2podcast@gmail.commelanies- @melanielynngowtildas- @tiiildac

A dream is a wish your heart makes.. and this episode ain't that! Fears and nightmares are coming into reality. Tilda and Mel have some interesting fears, both present in this episode!Do fears drive us? Is Xander kinda hot sometimes? Are clowns pure evil who secretly want to bite your arm? ... the answer to that last one is yes. Come on down to our instagram!@thechosentwo.podcastand our FACEBOOK page!!@thechosentwo.podcastSend us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells!- thechosen2podcast@gmail.commelanies- @melanielynngowtildas- @tiiildac

There's some mighty talented students at Sunnydale.. and some mighty talentless. But Tilda and Mel respect their bravery.. especially Cordelia. We hear the pitter patter of creepy little feet.. cause this episode has Sid the dummy.. alive and quite the horn dog.  Did we ever perform our talents for a crowd? Do we even have talents? Probably don't need to listen to the episode for the answer.. but listen anyway! Come on down to our instagram!@thechosentwo.podcastand our FACEBOOK page!!@thechosentwo.podcastSend us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells!- thechosen2podcast@gmail.commelanies- @melanielynngowtildas- @tiiildac

Technology... Habbo Hotel and our first Tilda Tangent! A nice sidebar regarding some flies buzzing around Mels apartment .. and of course plenty of Buffy talkA Willow centered episode with our first demon!The dangers and annoyance of online dating is still VERY much a thing!*correction* when Tilda is speaking of Buffy watching kung fu, that's season 5 not season 4. Our bad Come on down to our instagram!@thechosentwo.podcastand our FACEBOOK page!!@thechosentwo.podcastSend us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells!- thechosen2podcast@gmail.commelanies- @melanielynngowtildas- @tiiildac

BBQ forks.. bird tats.. history tutors and of course.. good dogs don't BITE!It's the episode we've all been awaiting! or is it just us?.. What a swell episode. Bangel forever!Jam packed.. we learn so much about our favourite soulful vamp. Is the age difference between Angel and Buffy weird? Do you even think about it?Is the Maser dummmbb?.. maybe..Would you watch a tv show about an old lady and a young hunky vamp? Is Mel onto something?Why is Angels apartment nicer than Mels?.. she's not jealous at allCome on down to our instagram!@thechosentwo.podcastand our FACEBOOK page!!@thechosentwo.podcastSend us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells!- thechosen2podcast@gmail.commelanies- @melanielynngowtildas- @tiiildac

TW: SA.. from 39:45 until 46:30Bad Xander! Hyena laugh and many mispronunciations.. Melanie apparently can't say Hyena. Oh and of course the topic of raw dog.. cause why wouldn't that be a discussion in this episode? Even for some mature content and intense scenes, we managed to make this our most laughy episode yet! We clearly entertain eachother.. and hopefully you too!Come on down to our instagram!@thechosentwo.podcastand our FACEBOOK page!!@thechosentwo.podcastSend us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells!- thechosen2podcast@gmail.commelanies- @melanielynngowtildas- @tiiildac

Jealousy, brooding poet lovers.. PORK AND BEANS. This episode was a lot of fun and very entertaining. Gotta love a jealous Angel. Buffy learns a very important lesson after she puts her private life ahead of her slayer responsibilities . tsk tsk Buffy. Mel had a swell time editing this episode Thanks to Hinchy for providing the Buffy audio! Come on down to our instagram!@thechosentwo.podcastand our FACEBOOK page!!@thechosentwo.podcastSend us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells!- thechosen2podcast@gmail.commelanies- @melanielynngowtildas- @tiiildac

This weeks episode is about a big ole bug and Tilda having way too much fun saying "manTITS"..We couldn't find a whole lot to discuss in this episode.. besides Mel fawning over Angel ... mmmm Angel. BUT we feel our podcast episode (not so much the Buffy episode) is pretty dang entertaining!Did you have a teacher who saw the potential in you and didn't judge?Did you have good food in your highschool cafeteria? Come on down to our instagram!@thechosentwo.podcastand our FACEBOOK page!!@thechosentwo.podcastSend us your questions, comments, suggestions or spells!- thechosen2podcast@gmail.commelanies- @melanielynngowtildas- @tiiildac

There's a witch wreaking havoc at Sunnydale High and we have all the info! We break down the episode and don't hold back regarding our feelings for Xander be creeeeepinWould you go back and relive your life starting at 16 if you could change things? We answer..Singing, more singing ..burps...Espresso Martini and a Beer... this episode has it allWe had a boozy time recording and Mel had a sober time editing.Come on down to our instagram!@thechosentwo.podcast And our Facebook page!! @thechosentwo.podcast Melanies- @melanielynngowTildas- @tiiildacSends us your questions, comments, suggestions or Spells!- thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

It's the second episode of the season! continuing right where we left off in the first episode.. we're breaking it all down (mostly) and get in a couple friendly disagreements. Is Mel secretly a vampire? Should Tilda have snuck out of her house more often? Why are vampires confident a-holes when they get turned ? Communion wafers.. communion wafers.. communion wafers.. intrigued?We have heard your feedback and we are loving it! We had a great time recording, and Mel had a swell time editing.Come on down to our instagram!@thechosentwo.podcastMelanies- @melanielynngowTildas- @tiiildacSend us your questions, comments, suggestions or praise?- thechosen2podcast@gmail.com

Welcome to our podcast! This episode is all things Welcome to the Hellmouth. We break down the episode.. get in some arguments.. and give you some fascinating five by five facts.THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS. It's been 25 years .. what can I say. First day at a new school? Is it always horrible? Did Giles really work at a museum? Does Mels father really love her more than her other siblings?.. and possibly a closet vampire hunter?! Was Tilda kissing boys and getting epstein-barr in highschool??We had such fun recording this, and Mel had such "fun" editing. Come on down to our instagram! @thechosentwo.podcastMelanies - @melanielynngowTildas- @tiiildacSend us your questions, comments, suggestions.. or praise?- thechosen2podcast@gmail.com