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You Are Not Serious People

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 113:41


Two very serious people draft the 10 most unserious teams in sports. Mike and Seth hijack the otherwise dormant DMT feed

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Fools and Foals

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2023 72:14


its a karaoke night recap!

The Super Bowl Prop Bets Episode ft. Ryan (@baseballworId)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2023 63:06


The longest three minutes in sports, we three gather to discuss what fun non-moneyline props to make your Super Bowl more fun to watch. Thank you to Ryan (@baseballworId) for joining us. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm

Careful Consideration

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2023 67:25


Unedited and uncut, and submitted for your approval Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm

Gamifying a Relationship ft NHL Player Charlie McAvoy

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2023 85:48


Our fantasy football league champion "Charlie McAvoy" takes over, and he quarter backs the bitchiest episode we've ever had Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm

A Very Dismal Christmas

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 165:00


The annual Dismal Tide Discord Christmas party. Most of the gang is here! Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm

The Angels

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 105:50


We talk Hot 100 (not billboard) Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_

I Say All This To Say

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2022 41:21


long story short, here's another one Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_

God's Not Finished ft. @ermgrrrrr

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2022 91:29


Lou (@ermgrrrrr) of Bang Local Dads fame joins us to talk about Rob fucking Schneider Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg Check out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)

Tennis Ball

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2022 64:26


until we get to ... DEUCE! Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Draft Day ft The Discord

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 160:38


The Dismal Tide Discord has bought in to a fantasy football keeper league, but at the behest of Mike W., everyone is sharing one team, and has bought in for for varying amounts. This episode features Ryan (@baseballworId), Mike W., Matt (@29coast), and your two hosts bickering about said leagues' draft. Here are the ownership stakes: Mike W: 38.5% ($38.50) Brendan H: 18% ($18.00) Mike J: 12.5% ($12.50) Ryan M: 11% ($11.00) Seth C: 10% ($10.00) Matt W: 10% ($10.00) Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Gross Negligence

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 65:36


WELCOME BACK TO THE BIG LEAGUES an unedited episode, for your pleasure Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg Check out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)

Look at That and Tell Me There's A God

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2022 78:51


I felt so bad that i delayed editing this that I put a little Philly sports radio treat in there in the middle Please join us for one of our various fantasy football projects this year: Join the discord to do our boardroom style FF keeper league or Join the Dismal Tide podcast league here: https://sleeper.app/i/LennnmxzlDYm Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg Check out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)

This Thing Of Ours

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2022 98:54


Abe Simpson joins us for a commercials chat Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg Check out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)

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No Surprise

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2022 59:57


We never get to the video Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

No Games, Just Sports.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 67:34


what would have to happen for you to call an ambulance Please enjoy this convenient if utilitarian link to the PISS Index: https://imgur.com/NTI3igI Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

P.I.S.S. Index

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022 142:24


In this special episode, we invited on two of our regular guests, Seth and Liam, to try and place a list of the major sports on our special P.I.S.S. Index (Performance In Spectating Sport). This index ranks sports on two criteria: is game play speed too fast or too slow, and are broadcasts too long or too short. Mike came up with the index, and immediately did not understand the scoring, so please keep in mind that everything is on a 1-10 scare. When someone says a sport is too slow, we grade how slow it is 1-10. We put it all on this convenient if utilitarian chart (https://imgur.com/a/JGOaHWM) for you to enjoy We forgot to plug our guests, so please make sure you check out @diaboliam, his podcast the Illegal Screen, and his writing for Treble. Seth is at @ItsKlamMeHep Follow Liam: @diaboliam Follow Seth: @ItsKlamMeHep Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg**

Dispensary

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2022 51:16


the boys lay in wait in the tall grass, sharpening knives, for enemies come shortly. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Didn't Learn a Thing

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 56:03


Mike regales us with the week in futbol, Brendan fights his landlord Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

How a Rich Guy Fades Barstool Sports

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2022 79:48


Ryan (@baseballworId) joins us, we watch some vanilla ass hyper capitalist instagram videos, and talk about our fun, fading every bet Barstool Sports recommended during March Madness This is Marty Mush's soul leaving his body: https://twitter.com/martymush/status/1504993456028065797?s=21 Subscribe to the Merry go Round Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/mgrm Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Hemoglobin

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 42:47


The boys talk about three very important B words this week: baseball, basketball, and blood Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

How Much Were Your Shares Diluted

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 52:11


I showed Mike one of the Good Good golfers hobbies. https://youtu.be/f6RoPW8136c Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Super Bowl Prop Bet Bonanza

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 65:22


Mike Whalen @mikewhalen joins us, and we talk everything BIG GAME related, with a special focus on cross sport parlays. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Championship Game Wrap Up

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 69:15


Mike, Brendan, and briefly Seth, discussing various parlays, both past and future. Brendan nurses his heartache over the 49ers defeat. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Wolf've Wall Street with @29coast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 82:27


Mike sings a song in honor of the Whalen Parlay, and talks about his recent foray in to crypto Follow Matt - @29coast Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

The Dismal Tide Christmas Party

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 126:46


Hey ya motha fatha, Anthony Brengdano and J welcome you to the office Christmas party! Have a drink and take a seat cuzzo Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Ad Read

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2021 68:01


My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Kimchi

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2021 63:50


We check in with Gridiron Heights and Anthony Gargano and talk food Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Dismal Tide's 100th Episode Spectacular

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 110:54


Mike Whalen joins us, and takes over as host, as Mike and Brendan compete in their own version of The Newlywed Game. Thanks for all your support over our first 100 episodes! Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Starting Capo

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 55:34


We talk golf first, then Anthony Gargano and Ben Simmons, then we check out the monologue from when Stephen A. hosted Jimmy Kimmel Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Salt Bane

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 90:12


I put in a different song by the reality star that Mike mentioned. You'll love it. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Naked and Afraid of Love ft. Neil Wren

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 78:31


GRIDIRON HEIGHTS IS BACK! NEEL (@StupidNeel) IS HERE. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

I'll Call Now

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2021 65:18


Mike has some wifi troubles, but he has no problem remembering who the hot soccer players are. Funny. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

The Troubles

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021 50:25


Brendan flexes his completely lack of British history while the lads try and pick a Rugby squad for the upcoming season Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Low Rider ft. Denton

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2021 112:34


Denton (@dentonppm) joins us for car and corporate culture talk, Brendan brings up a golf Insta influencer (@manoloteachesgolf) and DASSIT! Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

The Shit Has Sailed ft. Joe

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2021 86:07


Joe (@Garmonboziaaa ) joins us for our usual bullshit. The golf video: https://w2g.tv/rooms/q47hxb869ssob2i9gz?lang=en Promo 1: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=john+zandig+promo Promo 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTj7qfnTak&feature=embtitle&abchannel=SteveMcKenzie American Beauty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED7y4jETo0&feature=embtitle&ab_channel=HamzaClassicMovies Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Hugh Jackman's Guide to Crushing P***y ft. Liam Green

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2021 89:35


Liam (@diaboliam) from the Illegal Screen podcast joins us to kick off season three Listen to the Illegal Screen wherever you get podcasts Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Concessions ft. @Keepo_Man

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 103:15


Ed (@keepo_Man) joins us and we talk about #lebronjames #nbaplayoffs #dametime #NFTs #bitcoin #elonmusk Watch Ed every Sunday at twitch.tv/keepo__man Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

The Internet is a Net Negative

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2021 45:15


Mike and Brendan watch the Knicks and really hash out the issues of the day ya know? Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Wherever You Go, There You Are

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 67:18


Only Brendan and Mike for the first time in a while, and end up falling in love all over again Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Wins Above Replacement ft. Dan

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 73:27


This week we take keen interest in the t-ball team Dan coaches, and share a bunch of embarrassing youth sports stories. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

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Super League, We Hardly Knew Ye!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 66:15


We get together with two of our favorites from the Discord, and hold a funeral for crumbling European Super League Follow Mike Whalen - @mikewhalen108 Follow Joe - @garmonboziaaa Follow Mike Johnson- @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Never Had Fun In His Life ft. @Keepo_man

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 69:08


Ed (@keepo_man) stops and we talk about the collectibles market Watch Ed on Twitch - twitch.tv/keepo__man Follow Ed - @Keepo_man Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

Targeted Allocation Podcast ft. Ben Cork

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 76:28


Ben Cork, Managing Editor of Once A Metro joins us, and we talk about the finer details of the (very funny) Kaku offseason, then a broader discussion on US Soccer. That's right folks, sports this week! Also Brendan's bullshit. Check out the latest on the Red Bulls - onceametro.com Follow Ben - @Corkinho Listen to View From 202 - @ViewFrom202 Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

The Ugly Disease ft. Louis Packard

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 71:50


This one is for the homies!!! Not the haters. Follow Lou: @monsterUltra Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

Punishment ft. Liam Green

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 66:35


Liam Green (@diaboliam) from The Illegal Screen podcast joins to help us pick a new song to end our episodes. We scrape the bottom of the barrel for a rock and roll song from our youth to carry Puddle of Mudd's torch Follow Liam - @Diaboliam Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

Mallard Muscle ft. Bryce Castillo

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2021 64:07


We love our Ducks, folks. Bryce of Cordkillers (cordkillers.com) and Night Attack (https://www.twitch.tv/nightattack) joins us and I make everyone watch a bunch of dumb songs Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

You Are Salt Now ft. RandyGYeah

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 68:11


Randy Glance (@randygyeah on Insta) joins us to talk about cats, Gridiron Heights, and conspiracy theories Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

Peanut Butter Spread ft. James MacDonald

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2021 68:33


James MacDonald (@fearing420) joins us to listen to song parodies about the Toronto Raptors Follow James - @fearing420 Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

Trip Report ft. Brian Roesler

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2021 64:07


Brian Roesler (@roesler_brian) of The Illegal Screen Podcast joins us, and I had to click the link for "Professional Athletes Recast As "Game Of Thrones" Characters" like five times because i couldn't get it to download so I hope you like it. Here is a link to JJ Reddick talking about his brush with human trafficking, I did not get all the details right so best leave it to him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJhmb3S0oB8&ab_channel=JohnnyB.Good Check out the Illegal Screen: https://twitter.com/theillegalpod Follow Brian: @roesler_brian Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

America's Most Goated ft. Drew (@rappin4safety)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 66:03


Drew @rappin4safety joins us for some videos where awful sports/Star Wars crossovers. Really just awful stuff Drew's Links: Saturdays Streamers on Twitch weekly 8pm Eastern - twitch.tv/rappin4safety Globe Hell Warning Podcast - https://globehell.libsyn.com/ or wherever you get podcasts Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

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