The Dismal Tide

Two very serious people draft the 10 most unserious teams in sports. Mike and Seth hijack the otherwise dormant DMT feed

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The longest three minutes in sports, we three gather to discuss what fun non-moneyline props to make your Super Bowl more fun to watch. Thank you to Ryan (@baseballworId) for joining us. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm

Unedited and uncut, and submitted for your approval Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm

Our fantasy football league champion "Charlie McAvoy" takes over, and he quarter backs the bitchiest episode we've ever had Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm

The annual Dismal Tide Discord Christmas party. Most of the gang is here! Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join the Discord Server https://discord.gg/EHvmP6pm

We talk Hot 100 (not billboard) Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_

long story short, here's another one Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_

Lou (@ermgrrrrr) of Bang Local Dads fame joins us to talk about Rob fucking Schneider Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg Check out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)

until we get to ... DEUCE! Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

The Dismal Tide Discord has bought in to a fantasy football keeper league, but at the behest of Mike W., everyone is sharing one team, and has bought in for for varying amounts. This episode features Ryan (@baseballworId), Mike W., Matt (@29coast), and your two hosts bickering about said leagues' draft. Here are the ownership stakes: Mike W: 38.5% ($38.50) Brendan H: 18% ($18.00) Mike J: 12.5% ($12.50) Ryan M: 11% ($11.00) Seth C: 10% ($10.00) Matt W: 10% ($10.00) Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

WELCOME BACK TO THE BIG LEAGUES an unedited episode, for your pleasure Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg Check out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)

I felt so bad that i delayed editing this that I put a little Philly sports radio treat in there in the middle Please join us for one of our various fantasy football projects this year: Join the discord to do our boardroom style FF keeper league or Join the Dismal Tide podcast league here: https://sleeper.app/i/LennnmxzlDYm Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg Check out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)

Abe Simpson joins us for a commercials chat Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg Check out the updated PISS Index (https://imgur.com/a/oIn8c0Z)

We never get to the video Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

what would have to happen for you to call an ambulance Please enjoy this convenient if utilitarian link to the PISS Index: https://imgur.com/NTI3igI Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

In this special episode, we invited on two of our regular guests, Seth and Liam, to try and place a list of the major sports on our special P.I.S.S. Index (Performance In Spectating Sport). This index ranks sports on two criteria: is game play speed too fast or too slow, and are broadcasts too long or too short. Mike came up with the index, and immediately did not understand the scoring, so please keep in mind that everything is on a 1-10 scare. When someone says a sport is too slow, we grade how slow it is 1-10. We put it all on this convenient if utilitarian chart (https://imgur.com/a/JGOaHWM) for you to enjoy We forgot to plug our guests, so please make sure you check out @diaboliam, his podcast the Illegal Screen, and his writing for Treble. Seth is at @ItsKlamMeHep Follow Liam: @diaboliam Follow Seth: @ItsKlamMeHep Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg**

the boys lay in wait in the tall grass, sharpening knives, for enemies come shortly. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Mike regales us with the week in futbol, Brendan fights his landlord Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Ryan (@baseballworId) joins us, we watch some vanilla ass hyper capitalist instagram videos, and talk about our fun, fading every bet Barstool Sports recommended during March Madness This is Marty Mush's soul leaving his body: https://twitter.com/martymush/status/1504993456028065797?s=21 Subscribe to the Merry go Round Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/mgrm Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

The boys talk about three very important B words this week: baseball, basketball, and blood Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

I showed Mike one of the Good Good golfers hobbies. https://youtu.be/f6RoPW8136c Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Mike Whalen @mikewhalen joins us, and we talk everything BIG GAME related, with a special focus on cross sport parlays. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Mike, Brendan, and briefly Seth, discussing various parlays, both past and future. Brendan nurses his heartache over the 49ers defeat. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Mike sings a song in honor of the Whalen Parlay, and talks about his recent foray in to crypto Follow Matt - @29coast Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Hey ya motha fatha, Anthony Brengdano and J welcome you to the office Christmas party! Have a drink and take a seat cuzzo Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

We check in with Gridiron Heights and Anthony Gargano and talk food Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Mike Whalen joins us, and takes over as host, as Mike and Brendan compete in their own version of The Newlywed Game. Thanks for all your support over our first 100 episodes! Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

We talk golf first, then Anthony Gargano and Ben Simmons, then we check out the monologue from when Stephen A. hosted Jimmy Kimmel Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

I put in a different song by the reality star that Mike mentioned. You'll love it. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

GRIDIRON HEIGHTS IS BACK! NEEL (@StupidNeel) IS HERE. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Mike has some wifi troubles, but he has no problem remembering who the hot soccer players are. Funny. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Brendan flexes his completely lack of British history while the lads try and pick a Rugby squad for the upcoming season Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Denton (@dentonppm) joins us for car and corporate culture talk, Brendan brings up a golf Insta influencer (@manoloteachesgolf) and DASSIT! Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Joe (@Garmonboziaaa ) joins us for our usual bullshit. The golf video: https://w2g.tv/rooms/q47hxb869ssob2i9gz?lang=en Promo 1: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=john+zandig+promo Promo 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTj7qfnTak&feature=embtitle&abchannel=SteveMcKenzie American Beauty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED7y4jETo0&feature=embtitle&ab_channel=HamzaClassicMovies Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Liam (@diaboliam) from the Illegal Screen podcast joins us to kick off season three Listen to the Illegal Screen wherever you get podcasts Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Ed (@keepo_Man) joins us and we talk about #lebronjames #nbaplayoffs #dametime #NFTs #bitcoin #elonmusk Watch Ed every Sunday at twitch.tv/keepo__man Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Mike and Brendan watch the Knicks and really hash out the issues of the day ya know? Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Only Brendan and Mike for the first time in a while, and end up falling in love all over again Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

This week we take keen interest in the t-ball team Dan coaches, and share a bunch of embarrassing youth sports stories. Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

We get together with two of our favorites from the Discord, and hold a funeral for crumbling European Super League Follow Mike Whalen - @mikewhalen108 Follow Joe - @garmonboziaaa Follow Mike Johnson- @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/eJBdMYWg

Ed (@keepo_man) stops and we talk about the collectibles market Watch Ed on Twitch - twitch.tv/keepo__man Follow Ed - @Keepo_man Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

Ben Cork, Managing Editor of Once A Metro joins us, and we talk about the finer details of the (very funny) Kaku offseason, then a broader discussion on US Soccer. That's right folks, sports this week! Also Brendan's bullshit. Check out the latest on the Red Bulls - onceametro.com Follow Ben - @Corkinho Listen to View From 202 - @ViewFrom202 Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

This one is for the homies!!! Not the haters. Follow Lou: @monsterUltra Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

Liam Green (@diaboliam) from The Illegal Screen podcast joins to help us pick a new song to end our episodes. We scrape the bottom of the barrel for a rock and roll song from our youth to carry Puddle of Mudd's torch Follow Liam - @Diaboliam Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

We love our Ducks, folks. Bryce of Cordkillers (cordkillers.com) and Night Attack (https://www.twitch.tv/nightattack) joins us and I make everyone watch a bunch of dumb songs Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

Randy Glance (@randygyeah on Insta) joins us to talk about cats, Gridiron Heights, and conspiracy theories Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Follow the show - @thedismaltide_ Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

James MacDonald (@fearing420) joins us to listen to song parodies about the Toronto Raptors Follow James - @fearing420 Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

Brian Roesler (@roesler_brian) of The Illegal Screen Podcast joins us, and I had to click the link for "Professional Athletes Recast As "Game Of Thrones" Characters" like five times because i couldn't get it to download so I hope you like it. Here is a link to JJ Reddick talking about his brush with human trafficking, I did not get all the details right so best leave it to him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJhmb3S0oB8&ab_channel=JohnnyB.Good Check out the Illegal Screen: https://twitter.com/theillegalpod Follow Brian: @roesler_brian Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp

Drew @rappin4safety joins us for some videos where awful sports/Star Wars crossovers. Really just awful stuff Drew's Links: Saturdays Streamers on Twitch weekly 8pm Eastern - twitch.tv/rappin4safety Globe Hell Warning Podcast - https://globehell.libsyn.com/ or wherever you get podcasts Follow Mike - @megaclang Follow Brendan - @brendobigbucks Join The Dismal Tide discord server - https://discord.gg/C8xGC8Yp