The HenHouse

“Hey Grandma” -@CharlesLabri (Mother Hen) Show Notes We discuss what happens in Greg’s bedroom

“… i think people are fundamentally bad… we generate Blink 182” -@Josiahzh (Wizard Hen) Show Notes We discuss joining the illuminati and the Bohemian Grove

“… actually what are we talking about?” -@Josiahzh (Wizard Hen) Show Notes What happens when a legend is marred by presidential slander.

“It does bother me. Who am I trying to kid?” -@Josiahzh (Wizard Hen) Show Notes Our continued take on the Moana legend.

“Like a true conservative ruling class.” -@GNordquist (Baby Hen) Show Notes Our take on the Moana legend.

“Let's got from zero to sexy.” -@JosiahZH (Wizard Hen) Show Notes We attempt to flesh out our thoughts on entering the night club market.

“You have to sublimate it.” -@JosiahZH (Wizard Hen) Show Notes Our second attempt to philosophize as we discuss what Walt Disney was attempting to do with the 1940 film ‘Pinnochio'.

“We're getting turned to donkeys- jackasses, all of us.” -@CharlesLabri (Mother Hen) Show Notes We discuss what Walt Disney was attempting to do with the 1940 film ‘Pinnochio'.

“I have some important role, everyone suspects.” -@JosiahZH (Wizard Hen) Show Notes Imagine what church would be like if we took the power back.

“Wrong.” -@CharlesLabri (Mother Hen) Show Notes We engage on a discussion on the morality of robot masturbation.

“It evolves, and she's in a van.” -@JosiahZH (Wizard Hen) Show Notes Here we talk about “Tropemon Go”

“You're getting those mutated stories.” -@GNordquist (Baby Hen) Show Notes Thoughts on the future of franchises.

“For many in their teens and twentys, what they really want is to calm the __ down.” -@JosiahZH (Wizard Hen) Show Notes Our views on cities.

“Dont do it” -@JosiahZH (Wizard Hen) Show Notes What happens when you go to Cuba illegally.

“The greatest gift that you can give somebody is meaning.” -@JosiahZH (Wizard Hen) Show Notes A long look at a new tech startup.

“Yeah, I'd say that's compromise.” -@charleslabri (Mother Hen) Show Notes Bringing nude figure drawing into the Christmas season.

“We've got to connect with middle America” -@GNordquist (Baby Hen) Show Notes Discussion of what is happening in the present and the future of America.

“Disney princess themed oyster shooters.” -@GNordquit (Baby Hen) Show Notes We discuss the new television show, ‘Disgraced Chef'.

“Walt Disney is breeding a generation of Nazis.” -@CharlesLabri (Mother Hen) Show Notes Snow White and the Seven Dwarves re-interpreted.

“…On the right side of history, for once.” -@GNordquist (Baby Hen) Show Notes Rumsfeld, Trump and Power.

“Get this penis registered as a lethal weapon.” -@JosiahZH (Wizard Hen) Show Notes Karate and hors d'oeuvres.

“Youth group is a breeding ground for a fanbase.” -@grrg.ly (Baby Hen) Show Notes We talk about some experiences of church in California.

“Oh boy, I'd just like to really offer up Josiah now.” -@grrg.ly (Baby Hen) Show Notes We talk about some experiences of church in California.

“You don't impose your limitations on the game” -@JosiahZH (Wizard Hen) Show Notes Mother and Wizard hen dive deep into the game of life.

“And it's me crying about french toast” -@GNordquist (Baby Hen) Show Notes In this live episode, we discuss what our zodiacs say about each other in a planetary sense.

“Forget your mind, live in your body. Even if you have to hack your way in” -@GNordquist (Baby Hen) Show Notes We discuss the quantified self.

“He's going into ‘indognito' mode” -@GNordquist (Baby Hen) Show Notes The three hens ponder the Disney film 101 Dalmatians from 1961.

“Put on a goat outfit and go offer a cake to the vestals” -@GNordquist (Baby Hen) Show Notes Greg and Josiah look after valentines day with a deep sense of history.

“Abandoned by the stroker” -@Charleslabri (Mother Hen) Show Notes We enter into the Om state where we discuss the film, Om Alone.

” …if all these things aligned, it may unlock the spiritual Dick Van Dyke at the 12th chakra” -@JosiahZH (Wizard Hen) Show Notes We discuss a powerful potion called, ‘Van Dyckian Theory'.

“Back then, you had to get the tuck-cloths from the Catholic Church” -@JosiahZH (Wizard Hen) Show Notes We discuss the obscure, yet ubiquitous practice of ‘tucking'.

“Beyond the right side of history” -@JosiahZH (Wizard Hen) Show Notes Our third luminary returns from a grand adventure. Kit Cloudkicker – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_TaleSpin_characters#Kit_Cloudkicker Michael Jackson, “They Don't Care About Us” – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Don%27t_Care_About_Us Tarot ‘The Magician' – http://wiccahelp.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bota-key-1-magician.jpg “Deal With It”, Meme – http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/deal-with-it The Stages Of Grief – http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/mental-health-coping-with-grief Bush Tucker – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bush_tucker

“idealistic, marijuana-smoking, failed kingship” -@CharlesLabri (Mother Hen) Show Notes Our third and final installment of the Lion King Series.

“I need more VR … stims” -@CharlesLabri (Mother Hen) Show Notes A very special christmas special episode that is special.

“It's kind of like bringing out all the jews to Auschwitz to celebrate the opening of a new gas chamber” -@GNordquist (Baby Hen) Show Notes In this episode, we resume our conversation about Disney's the Lion King.

“In the Lion King…they laid out patriarchy” -@charleslabri (Mother Hen) Show Notes In this episode, we take our initial glance at Disney's the Lion King. This is a cartoon film from 1994 C.E.

“I don't think they would be like us, because they are reptillian.” -@Josiahzh (Wizard Hen) Show Notes We take a tertiary look at Bambi, the disney film from 1942.

“And thats where the Nazi's get their idea for the Ubermacht” -@CharlesLabri (Mother Hen) Show Notes We continue the conversation regarding what Football should be like. We also look at what the Henhouse halftime show at Madison Square Gardens would be orchestrated like.

“Orange Julius, those are tasty” -@JosiahZH (Wizard Hen) Show Notes We attempt to understand American Football.

“The Geocities seasonal henhouse display” -@CharlesLabri (Dolphin Hen) Show Notes We explore what it means to be a hencitizen in the future hencivilization. Especially in terms of films.

“…his cumulative Gemini experience replicated across 3000 hens” -@CharlesLabri (mother hen) Show Notes We discuss a business plan to provide false funerals to bring self-glory.

“It's so hot in here, its like barrack number ten” -@JosiahZH (wizard hen) Show Notes We continue our discussion of how to kidnap a VC and sell the grrg.ly app.

“It's hard to describe what happens in your future” -@charleslabri Show Notes We discuss a new app that we are developing called the grrg.ly app.

“Chefs Are A Step Below Sailors” -@GNordquist Show Notes You don't care, do you?

“I don't care about anything, full stop” -@GNordquist Show Notes “Zig Ziglar” Motivational Personality http://www.ziglar.com/ “Road to Boston” http://www.statesymbolsusa.org/symbol-official-item/massachusetts/state-song/road-boston “Starbucks Very Berry Hibiscus” http://www.starbucks.com/menu/drinks/refreshers/very-berry-hibiscus “9th Court Circuit” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Court_of_Appeals_for_the_Ninth_Circuit “Judge Dredd” (1995) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113492/ “Dog the Bounty Hunter” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_the_Bounty_Hunter “Arbitration” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arbitration “The Butterfly Effect” [{2004}] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Butterfly_Effect [{http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0289879/]} “Butterfly Migrations” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarch_butterfly_migration “Andy Andrews” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo6fBAT8f-s “Edward Scissorhands” (1990) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099487/ “Titanic” (1997) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120338/ “The Little Mermaid” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097757/ “Poor Unfortunate Soul” http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Poor_Unfortunate_Souls “Sex inRead more

The HenHouse Show Notes TEENAGERS.

Show Notes Cowboy hat humidifier.

Show Notes It's under the blue-jay flap your mother gave me. “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” (2001) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120737/ “Prince of Persia Theme” Brøderbund http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_of_Persia_%281989_video_game%29 “Waltz No.2” Dimitri Shostakovich http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suite_for_Jazz_Orchestra_No._2_%28Shostakovich%29 “Go Down and Join the Union” Woody Guthrie http://www.amazon.com/You-Gotta-Down-Join-Union/dp/B002GPNQSU “Brass in Pocket” The Pretenders http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_in_Pocket “We The Union” Bob Balaban https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8cYBDDcNoE “GFDR” Flo Rida https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JbzcDrni0E

Show Notes The last thing we need are more mothers. “Peter Pan” (1953) Disney http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046183/ “Musak” Stimulus Progression http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muzak_%28brand%29 “When You Wish Upon a Star” (1940) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_You_Wish_upon_a_Star  “Flamenco Sketches” Miles Davis (1959) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamenco_Sketches “Oliver Twist” (1948) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0040662/ “Intergalactic Space Crusaders” Arjen A. Lucassen's Star One https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD0JuJr0a4I “How to See Multi-Dimensional Beings” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V3I2eD0gWc “The End” The Doors http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_End_%28The_Doors_song%29 “Apocalypse Now” (1979) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078788/

Show Notes The Pan Man emerges as the minor character in a story about a woman. “Peter Pan” (1953) Disney http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046183/ “Second Star To The Right” Theme song for Disney's Peter Pan http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/The_Second_Star_to_the_Right “Bambi” Scene with thumper teaching Bambi to speak. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0034492/ “Peter Pan the Musical” (1960) Captain Hook's Tango http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054176/ “What Makes The Red Man Red?” Theme forRead more

Show Notes How not to get caught in a little boys Robin costume on Halloween. “Dream Little One Dream” Opening Song, Unknown, From the Night Of the Hunter Soundtrack http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048424/soundtrack Robert Green – “The Art of Seduction” http://www.amazon.com/The-Art-Seduction-Robert-Greene/dp/0142001198 Various Quotes from “Night of the Hunter” by Charles Laughton http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048424/ Like a Virgin, Madonna http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Like_a_Virgin_%28song%29 DepecheRead more