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Jeremy Wells and Matt Heath every weekday. The best of the Radio Hauraki Breakfast plus a daily bespoke intro featuring the infamous Office Hours. You can email your audio messages to mattandjerry@yahoo.com. Requests for punishing stories, song suggestions and complaints welcomed and played on the show. Follow the @mattandjerryshow on Insta. Bless, bless, bless - you seem busy we'll let you go.

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    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2025 26:32 Transcription Available


    On the pod today the team have yet another update on the Cryer of Babe Alley, and we try and figure out why shows like Jerry Springer were so successful. Don't forget to join the chat on The Conclave - The Hauraki Breakfast discussion group on Facebook!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2025 71:49 Transcription Available


    Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia got your texts in about which trades are the best and the worst in the sac. Plus Manaia thinks Women can't make machine gun noises... will they prove him wrong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 21:30 Transcription Available


    Today on the show it gets a wee bit crazy... we end up getting two people on the phone to compare how their careers go, and try and figure out who's best in the sack...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 70:46 Transcription Available


    Today on the Show Jerry and Manaia talk all things news with Herald Reporter Mike Scott. Plus we dive deep into Jerry's Grades from his uni days and both Jerry and Manaia have complaints about their significant others.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2025 23:32 Transcription Available


    Today on the show there's an important update on the Cryer of Babe Alley, and Manaia runs through the playlist he uses when he's running.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2025 69:47 Transcription Available


    Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia cover all things sports including their very own golf tournament. PLus our uniforms finally arrived!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2025 19:51 Transcription Available


    Today on the podcast the guys talk about all creatures great and small. But mostly ones that are on the large side of medium. What's the rules around... um... animal loving?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2025 55:59 Transcription Available


    Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia spoke to Monty Betham ahead of tonights game plus we went over some more of your best lame claims to fame! A friday Favourite!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2025 29:08 Transcription Available


    Today on the pod Manaia talks through some issues with his cat Moose, and we dig deep into the Top 500 albums of all time. Plus is Rooda a Cuck?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2025 46:39 Transcription Available


    Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia go over the best hangover cures. Plus we talk to Goldie and Ed Leigh!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2025 23:26 Transcription Available


    On the pod today the guys get deep and philosphical with Dai Henwood. Should he get a fanfare everywhere he goes? And why did he get pulled up over catching an eel?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2025 60:30 Transcription Available


    Today on the Show. Jerry transitioned to some new goggles, plus we get on the neighnourhood low level crimes. And we are joined by Dai Henwood, Rocco Berry and Mike Hussey. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2025 22:55 Transcription Available


    Today on the pod we talk about The Rasmus, tattoos, crying, and we throw a few riddles at each other! Don't forget to join The Conclave - The Hauraki Breakfast Discussion Group on Facebook!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2025 53:31 Transcription Available


    Today on the Show Jerry and Manaia checked in on the Big Brown Slim Down and Reece Walsh and his recent toilet water experience... refreshing? Plus do we need to get Jerry a Degree?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2025 20:47 Transcription Available


    Today the guys talk about the lighthearted times they got lit up, and break down the crumbliest flakiest chocolate Flake ad a little more. Make sure you check out The Conclave - The Hauraki Breakfast discussion group on facebook! #yowzerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2025 65:45 Transcription Available


    Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia raffle off some meat outta Darryl. Plus we are joined by Taskmaster contestant Jackie Van Beek.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2025 17:16 Transcription Available


    Today it was Stewart vs Wells pinging a bit of pong. It was all in the name of the ANZ Donation Station is back, raising money for the Cancer Society.And this year we're turning the office into a table tennis showdown for the Hauraki Ping Pong Champs on Daffodil Day.Show your support right texting DONATE to 3493 to make an instant $3 donation to the Cancer Society!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2025 64:11 Transcription Available


    Today on the Show we talk about some of the best moments of the nineties, as well as one of our favourite segments: Lame Claims to Fame. Some goodies today! Plus we are joined by Richie Barnett!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2025 19:45 Transcription Available


    Today on the show the guys get into a deep chat about Mid Canterbury and South Canterbury with a caller, and have a real deep dive into Captain and Tennile. What was she thinking? Don't forget to join The Conclave - The Hauraki Breakfast discussion group on facebook! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2025 57:50 Transcription Available


    Today on the Show Jerry tells a great Jason Gunn Story! Plus we dive deep into NZ's Frog Fog Og Report. Don't forget to join The Conclave - The Hauraki Breakfast discussion group on facebook!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2025 19:49 Transcription Available


    On the pod today the guys talk to someone who is sick of Jerry's poor German pronunciation, and then we all try to figure out if we can get to Munich...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2025 56:35 Transcription Available


    Today on the show Jerry and Manaia do a deep dive into what Men do wrong in the Bedroom... and we talk about the pube hair situation in the Studio. Plus we are joined by Warriors Player, Erin Clark!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2025 55:31 Transcription Available


    Today on the show Manaia told a disturbing story about witnessing two recent public masturbating incidents. Plus how much does Jerry think that a 2 litre bottle of is worth? And we're joined by Jono, Ben, and Megan from The Hits!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2025 19:23 Transcription Available


    Today we go deep with getting "celebrity" messages on platforms like Swysh - how much would you expect to pay for a greeting from Beauden Barrett?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2025 20:49 Transcription Available


    Today we took a deep dive... into the dust in the Radio Hauraki studio. You would NOT want to turn a blue light on this place. Pretty sure crimes have been committed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2025 74:18 Transcription Available


    Today on the Show Manaia nad Jerry discuss an anthem that may have cost the All Blacks a win to giving away Lee Hart's guitar, as we declutter the studio to improve the feng shui! Plus we are joined by comedian Pax Assadi See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2025 24:18 Transcription Available


    Maybe we're overselling it, but the start of the podcast which ties back into a later part of the podcast is quite funny. And why is it so hard to get the attention of the Crier of Babe Alley?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2025 62:29 Transcription Available


    Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia took to one of their favourite segemnts where they went through some of your best lame claims to fame! Plus we get a naked delivery !See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2025 21:22


    So... what a day. We've had a full break down of our studio from a Feng Shui point of view. Who's the Flow Controller? Who's the Primary Host? And what do The Big Show think?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2025 68:56


    Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia were joined by Craig Dowd to ask him about things that he understands and doen't understand... Pluus we got an email from Master You about the Studio and the hosts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2025 26:03


    Today on the show the guys talked to comedian Josh Thomson about all sorts. And we heard about some of his worst stand up comedy experiences!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2025 68:50


    Today on the Show Jerry and Manaia spoke to Hayden who can drink a beer with his own feet and do other things too.... We also chat about baby making and how to incentivise more of it. Plus we are joined by NZ Cricketer Devon Conway as well as Comedian Josh Thomson!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 25:32


    Today on the show the guys discuss Christian Nu-Metal, Feng Shui, and try to figure out which way is North...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 68:02


    Today on the Show Jerry and Manaia spoke to Master You ahead of the studio refurbishment, how's our Feng Shui? Plus we chat to Paddy Gower on all things Tom Phillips and Butter.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2025 71:39


    Today on the Show Jerry and Manaia had many tasks for the listener to do as set out by them and Taskmaster Contestant: Jack Ansett. Plus we are joined by ACC Head G-Lane to recap the weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2025 19:13


    Today the team share a few stories about visits to the workplaces of exotic dancers. ie. the strippers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2025 18:30


    On the pod today we have a guest in the form of Ben Hurley! We deep dive into a number of the big issues... like why did Ben get abused on the streets of Napier?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2025 79:23


    Today on the show we went through some more of your lame claims to fame! Plus we chatted to Richie Barnett ahead of the Warriors game and Ben Hurley joins us as well.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2025 21:41


    Is what it says on the box today team x Who is going to make the Mt Rushmore of NZ Cricket?!?!?! #soundthealarmSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2025 73:18


    Today Jerry and Manaia try to get onto the dating apps, fail and then talk about Jerry's quote from last night's 7Sharp...disgraced. Plus we talk to Welsh Darts Player Gerwyn Price.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2025 19:04


    On the podcast today the team talk about Scatman John, and try and remember what times were like during COVID lockdowns...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2025 68:24


    Today on the show, Jerry and Manaia chat guinea pigs as prison food and Manaia's heroic story of being a responsible driver. Plus we play dead or alive!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 19:47


    Today on the pod, we talk about how different men and women are when they're sick. And we dive deep into why.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 59:51


    Today on the show Jerry and Manaia talked being hard bastards! Or not being them and needing listeners to bring the hard bastard energy. Plus we chuck a fattie on the spelling and chat all things undies?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2025 74:42


    Today on the show: a brand new Radio Segment that may change history! We play a sound and you guess it! Plus we hear about Jerry's recent Pie Crawl with Hilary Barry.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2025 22:52


    Today we discuss the length of the show - are we coming up short? Plus we talk to two of our listeners - Andrew about what it's like to live in Darwin, and Connor tells us about his theory that we live in a simulation...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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