The Matt & Jerry Show

On the pod today we talk to NZ comedian Dan Boerman! He's moved to the UK, and he's done something very interesting with a fitted sheet in an attempt to get attention for his comedy shows!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia reacted to Jason Hoyte's allegations on Jerry's planking form... (63:57s) Plus we talk to Bree Tomasel about the upcoming Taskmaster episodes! (70:03s)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the podcast we try to figure out how many camels we're worth, and if Zoe should have had her shrimp cocktail or not...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the Show Jerry and Manaia reflected on last night's Pie Awards and all the behind the scenes moments... there is a thief among us. Plus we try to get our act together sorting out a uniform for the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show the guys wonder about a number of Biblical figures who seemed to be much older than you would expect? And how old was Methuselah before his downstairs stopped working?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia dive deep into needing a uniform and what it should be... a unitard? A Mankini? Plus we rate the best pie fillings and we chuck a fattie on the spelling.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry and Manaia chat all things wrestling and recap on some of their favourite moments!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the Show Jerry and Manaia got people to give feedback on the show, should we come out with new stings? Merchandise? You tell us to cut the Sh*t! Plus a hot debate on today's Mastermind and the Justice for Tony Clasue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the show today Jerry let's us know how badly he needs a blow out, while Manaia tells us about a blow out that ended badly...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the Show Jerry and Manaia did some power rankings, gave handshake reviews and talk TAB threeways... Also, Jerry went for a fun ride in Manaia's Suzuki Swift, how'd they go?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we're joined by Steve Braunias about his new book Polkinghorne - Inside the Trial of the Century. The book is an extraordinary journey through the most high-profile murder case in modern New Zealand history - Steve had a front seat to a great deal of the trial, and also eyes and ears behind the scene... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia rank New Zealand's biggest Sing-Alongs, did Shoop shoop Diddy Wap make the cut? And we chat about condiments, how many are in your fridge and what does it say about you? Plus, did you know you can't get an erection in space?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Saga continues with more chat about the flying housewife Fanny Blankers-Koen and Manaia tells the story of an absolute sh*tshow at the airport....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the Show, Jerry and Manaia find the line of demarcation for Savouries vs Mini Pies. Plus we do the first round of 1 minute chats, on today's list, why does the shopping trolley always have one lettuce leaf in it and the decline of the size of fish and chips scoops. Plus we get your stories on lame claims to fame.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After having comedian Guy Montgomery in to wrap up the radio show today, he stayed for another half hour to talk all things comedy. Don't forget you can watch Guy LIVE on his ‘I’ve Noticed So Many Things, It’d Be Unfair To Keep Them To Myself’ Tour. He's performing in Auckland on Friday 15 August, at the Kiri Te Kanawa Theatre. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning on the Show, Jerry and Manaia discuss those New Zealanders who haven't had a bad word spooken about them... Pippa Wtzel? G-Lane? Plus we are joined by Matty, our friend from B105 in Brisbane to chat about how he became a grandfather at age 37... And Guy Montgomery comes on the show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys are back from leave, so the podcast is back as well! Hear them go deep into Indonesia, Bali, the Goldie, and dropping Ds.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry and Manaia are back! So today we dive deep into their holiday antics and what their top 5 moments were from their time away. We discuss the sushi train and if there were a kiwi sushi train, what would be on it... sausage rolls? Plus we talk to Dai Henwood about last nights warriors win! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Hauraki Breakfast Fill In Show with Tony and Ben comes to an end today, but we finish it off with a show filled with guests! Jeff Wilson to talk All Blacks and Warriors Player Dallin Watene-Zelezniak ahead of the game against the Knights Jeremy Wells and Manaia Stewart are back to regular scheduled prgramming on Monday!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This morning on the Hauraki Breakfast Show, with Tony and Ben still filling in , we spoke to Steve, the head of hospitality in New Zealand and pleaded our case on some ideas on how to improve the hospo industry. Plus we do a brand new segment called What Gets On Ya Goat? Something thats really been getting on your nerves recently...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the Show, Tony and Ben discussed where in New Zealand they could dissapear to and where no one could find them... Plus we talk unusual super powers, for example, having workday will power or eating inifinity sausages without gettig sick!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On Today's Show, Ben Hurley and Tony Lyall are still filling in for Jerry and Manaia and they were joined by Sonny Bill Williams ahead of his fight against Paul Gallan. Plus we dive deep into old parking meters and where they are now...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the Show today, Ben Hurley and Tony Lyall discuss men on bikes in Lycra... hot or not? We also chat about Open Home etiquette, do you have a cheeky look in the pantry? Can you use the toilet.. Number 2s? Plus we talk to ACC Head G-Lane about this weekends sports.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Finn Caddie joins ACC Head G Lane, live from the palatial NZME Studios in Wellington, to preview the 2nd All Blacks Test against the French! Then, the fellas give an update on the viral golf course fight in Canada, and Lane gives his top tip for dealing with school holidays punishment... Plus, they give an update on the 3rd Test between England and India at Lord's! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Manaia was joined by ACC Head G-Lane to discuss al things sports, we were lucky enought o be joined by Ritchie Barnett talking us through the Wahs and Dai Henwood on yesterday's Maroons win! Also, Manaia tells an embarassing story about an 11km Hobbit themed race, did he cross the finish line or did SamWise and Frodo beat him to it?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Casserole this week instead, Manaia Stewart and Finn Caddie join ACC Head G Lane to celebrate Manaia's birthday with some QOTSA (00:00) and discuss what went wrong during their training session with Shaun Johnson and Tohu Harris (04:40)... Then, the fellas chat about who will replace Dogroll in the All Blacks (10:15) and the lineup for the AUSNZ XV to play the Lions (11:30).Next, they make their predictions for the State of O decider (16:00), and Manaia gives us a scouting report on new Wahs' Halfback Tannah Boyd (21:30).Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (25:45)...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today G-Lane, Manaia and Mash discussed things that your children do that you're not meant to be proud of, but you secretely are. Plus Peter Jackson is trying to bring back the Moa...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Manaia Stewart and Finn Caddie join ACC Head G Lane to discuss whether anyone has been offered mushrooms for lunch recently (00:00)... Then, the fellas chat about the Proteas Skipper choosing to declare to keep Brian Lara's world record score intact (06:00) and the new speedster named in the Black Caps Test squad (09:40).Next, did you know Christian Lio-Willie can shred on the guitar (16:00), and that Ma'a Nonu is STILL playing professional rugby at 43 (18:50)?! Plus, someone had a really bad day at Wimbledon (20:10)Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (26:25)...Brought to you by Export Ultra!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this epic battle a face off between G-Lane nad people who have family photos in their home. Is displays of affection on social media a no go? Manaia, G-Lane and Mash discuss. Also, we talk to Aziz Al Sa'Afin, the reporter who has been working on Erin Pattersons case since 2023, and since she was just found guilty he gave some intersting insight on the case.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Casserole today, instead Manaia Stewart and Finn Caddie join ACC Head G Lane for the first 'Hauraki Breakfast with an Agenda' of the week, and they begin by recapping one helluva hectic weekend in Dunedin for the first All Blacks Test of the season (00:00). Then, the fellas review the game, the AB's performance and the Halftime "entertainment" (06:30)... Next, they chat about the plethora of motorsport across the weekend, including Kiwis in the F1 and NASCAR (19:00), before getting into the NRLW (25:00) and the two cricket Tests that wrapped up overnight, and Manaia says something that will fire up all of our Indian fans (29:30)...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the show today, Manaia was joined by G-Lane and Mash and they talked about how they have gotten emasculated in the past. Plus we take a look at Shane Van Gisbergen in the Nascar Series and level up Manaias Motorsport Knowledge.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the show today we chat with two Kiwi legends - Joey Wheeler and Jon Toogood! Plus why did Manaia's partner leave the house nude, and where the hell is Jeremy Wells?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the show today we talked about some of the weird things that went down in your flats. And Manaia tell us about the time he want to Bali with Keeeeeeeeyzie!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we will blow your mind about big glass - who are Smith and Smith answering to? Plus how is the Big Brown Slim Down going, and what would you rather have... 3 legs, or 2 sets of genitalia?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we talk about doing DIY on your car - is it worth it? Plus... we check out if the team has decreased their screen time... or not...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we figured out which member of the team uses their phone the most, asked about the worst times you've smoked the Devil's Lettuce, and chatted about when you've peaked.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show the guys get waylaid by talking too much crap... literally. And then hear a fascinating story involving cannabis, driving, guns, and Windsor Castle (allegedly).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the show today there was a bit on... we had a huge chat with golfer Ryan Fox, asked for you suggestions of bad songs with great intros, and talked about NZ's most expensive butter. Plus... listen to the sound of 2 and a half minutes of dead air!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the podcast the team talk about doing less - is it actually what you need to do more of? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we welcomed back Jeremy Wells from his one week sabbatical - where was he? Plus Manaia has a massive fail after a big night out, and we can't ACC Head G Lane...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show the guys talk about some interesting stories about flashers. They also touch on doilies and net curtains.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the show today we talked to Monty Betham ahead of the Warriors vs Broncos NRL clash, and heard a lovely song about hair in your shower drain. Plus we ask what you would do in a zombie apocolypse, and hear why Manaia's in the bad books with his partner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show the guys talked to UK comedian Bill Bailey! He's on his way to NZ in October and November with his 13 date tour Vaudevillean. Get your tickets at www.billbailey.co.uk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we talked to Warriors hooker Wayde Egan, and checked in on Manaia's weight with the Big Brown Slim Down. Plus... do you recreationally drink from a funnel or a beer bog? And what the heck is a waa?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we asked how appropriate it was to go out with your mate's ex. But got railroaded. So touched on it again. But got railroaded. You'll see what we mean.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we discussed getting Chat GPT to do a TAB multi for you, and found out that Keysie got caught shoplifting!!! ... kind of... not really. Plus we play everyone's favourite game (according to 17% of respondents) Dead or Alive!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.