This is a podcast about two men who are hired to review everything in the universe. Through an elaborate pneumatic tube system, Chris Mueller and Steve Leichman must review everything from pop culture to food to life experiences to colors to that thing you saw on the street that one time. New episodes every Monday.
Christopher Mueller and Steve Leichman
"Ho Ho Ho"?! More like "Bro Bro Bro" because bros everywhere will weep when they hear what cool gifts Chris got Steve this year and what gifts for children Steve got Chris this year! Everyone else outside of bros will be mildly amused!
The polar bears would be spinning in their frozen graves if they tried this shit
Ten-Butt! Two battle softened men who have never and will never see action in their lives taste test an MRE! Also Jean is there but she's a huge badass so we can't make fun of her.
Steve and Chris are fed up with these damn unhealthy lunchables! They want a virtually identical type of product run by scummy YouTubers! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?
Jingle all the Whey! haha get it because of holidays and cereals and a think they put whey in them sometimes? ...psh, whatever. what ami i john-y carson?
We try various Korean snacks, and no, this is not like our "Chris and Steve go to a Korean Supermarket" episode because there are actual professionals choosing the snacks, not a couple of jamokes
And just like that, The Reviewniverse is back! Jean's been watching Sex and the City recently so I know ALL the references. I'm such a Tonya! Anyways, we BRING IT this year with a record number of Advent Calendars, and a record length of the podcast, nearly 3 hours of bullshit! Hope you cleared your schedule as you stare directly at the device that's playing the podcast and nothing else for the entire running time! Star Trek VS Beatles VS Harry Potter Deluxe Advent Calendars
Santa has visited us and filled our stockings! Sadly, he gave us coal only because we're such naughty boys. Luckily, we used said coal to power our "Turn Orphans Into Presents For Chris and Steve Machine"! Oops ;)
KA-BLAM! THE HOT CHOCOLATE HAS EXPLODED! OH DEAR GOD I HAVE MARSHMALLOW WEDGED IN MY ABDOMEN! SO MUCH BLOOD
We try "regular" American Candy that have a "twist" on it AKA something we've never seen before! Just like A STABLE DEMOCRACY AM I RIGHT?!
Chips that are unique? What's next, popcorn that does your taxes?! I don't know man I'm tired
Candy Bars from over the seas! D'ya think they were made by pirates? That's the only reference I have for the seas.
Chris and Steve try sodas that have been sitting in Chris' fridge for a year. Yum?
More Advent Calendars + Chris and Steve = More slight chuckles from you! How's that for some advanced math? Oh... a simple addition equation isn't advanced math? Then what did I pay Steve Leichman's Totally Legit Online College Courses $5,000 for?! Skyrim Advent Calendar VS Dungeons & Dragons Advent Calendar
Our tradition of opening gifts for each other continues! You know what would be the best gift you could give us? Pretending like you didn't notice that we re-used 2021's intro because we forgot to record a new one for this year :(
Let's all be thankful that Chris and Steve finally answer the age old question: Who's hotter, Mario or Sonic? Well, it depends on if you're a furry or not. Find out who is by tuning in!
Chris and Steve are randomly back to clean out Chris' fridge of the weird drinks and snacks he's been stockpiling for the boys to eat! Please use your time machines to procure the same snacks and follow along!
Chris and Steve buy each other gifts and open them on mic as this special holiday episode tradition continues! As a gift to you all this year, I have decided not to make a shitty joke in the episode description!
How about a cookie flavored candy cane that removes everything everyone likes about cookies! How about it? Hm? Oh they're gone
What's holiday popcorn you ask? I dunno just shovel some cereal in there and call it a fuckin' day.
Gross! A Mountain Dew that tastes like gingerbread and also tastes exactly what you think Mountain Dew with gingerbread would taste like and you hope it would be good but it's not good? Gross!
Please ignore the repeated thwack-ing, downstairs neighbors! Chris and Steve are just opening a Terry's Chocolate Orange! No, please don't call the cops... ah shit we're in jail again
Chris and Steve crack open some (AMERICANIZED) Kinder Eggs! You know, that classic Christmas candy? And, NO, they're not for Easter just because they're eggs, you holiday racist!
I know you got excited that there would be smooches in this episode, but it's just a bunch of holiday flavored Hershey's Kisses. What a rip.
Our tradition of farting out two episodes a year continues with another Advent Calendar showdown! Listen as Chris and Steve duel each other with two new advent calendars AND a bonus third advent calendar!?? HUH??? I hope there will be loud chewing into the mic! Mini Brands Advent Calendar VS Roblox Advent Calendar PLUS a Sugarfina Candy Advent Calendar!
The boys and girl eat some sticks made of meat! Various meats! Weird meats! Tune in and hear what they think! Meat!
We're back back! ANOTHER new episode within a week?!? I know, we're going to have to take 2 years off after this flurry of activity! Chris and Steve keep their tradition alive even in a pandemic and buy each other some cute gifts. Listen to them open them!
We're back! With our first full sized episode in almost a year! Yup, it took Chris and Steve that long to figure out how to record remotely. Anyways, we're back with a couple of holiday themed episodes to end out the year! I hope you enjoy as much as Chris enjoys having Coronavirus (SPOILERS) Reviews this episode: FRIENDS Advent Calendar VS LOL Surprise Advent Calendar
We're back! Kinda! Not really? But, yeah. Chris and Steve are "back" with a mini-episode announcing their new channel, The Streamviewniverse! I bet you didn't know Chris and Steve had a video game YouTube channel for the last 4 months, did you? Well, why would you when they've never advertised it?! They actually have almost 100 quality videos uploaded to date! So, get watching! As a bonus, Chris and Steve get back into the mix and review 3 new snacks. Take a listen! The Streamviewniverse Chris and Steve's Playthrough of "A Way Out" Chris and Steve's Playthrough of "Human Fall Flat" Chris and Steve's Playthrough of "Dark Souls" One-Off Playthroughs Five Dollar Play Alongs
Chris and Steve pop in quickly for an update regarding The Reviewniverse's release schedule and the upcoming season 2! TLDL: - The Reviewniverse will be taking an off-season break to recharge - The boys are working on season 2, will be releasing soon - New season will be moving to a bi-weekly format - More news will be coming soon!
It's all come down to this. We're finally here. Additional generic finality sayings. The Reviewniverse finally turns 100, the only way they know how: by folding in upon themselves and getting blackout drunk! Give it a listen! Reviews This Episode: Century Club featuring all 100 episodes
In this episode, Chris and Steve meet their match with their first ever guest duo! It's Scott Ray Merchant and Jerrod Albright..... or is it? What the fuck are we talking about? Listen to the episode and find out! Reviews This Episode: Escape Room (2019) PLUS: ??????????
Chris and Steve try two types of Coffee Flavored Booze. They are then too drunk to stay awake and jittery at the same time.
Chris and Steve try Cheetos Popcorn, as well as 3 types of Bonus Chips. They're not called Bonus Chips, they're just chips that are a bonus.
Chris and Steve eat cookies that have too much frosting in them. As if there were ever such a thing, LOL!
Chris and Steve eat canned bread. And try to can their excitement.
In this new segment, Chris and Steve review single things in bite-sized episodes! One will be releasing every day this week! Isn't that exciting!? Maybe? That's fair.
In this episode, Chris and Steve tempt fate by eating something tempting... a Sinful Cinnamon Sundae! Boy oh boy, did those two boys have to loosen their britches after eating that! Reviews This Episode: Fateful Findings
In this bonus episode, Chris and Steve put together a mini-burger kit, straight from Japan! DID YOU KNOW? Neither Chris nor Steve can read Japanese, so this goes terribly!
In this bonus episode, Steve and Chris really make use of the podcast medium- by playing a Jenga like drinking game live on the air! Things go as drunk as you'd expect.
In this episode, Chris and Steve win the lottery! And by "win" I mean "eat" and by "lottery" I mean "a pizza". Yes, that's correct, in this episode, Chris and Steve eat the a pizza. Tune in. Reviews This Episode: Scratching off lottery tickets Blank Check (1994)
In this episode, Chris and Steve go through every movie they watched in 2019 (yes, even the stupid shark movies) and put them through a bracket-style tournament to determine which movie is the best of the year! "Best" being a relative term as they mostly watch bad movies.
In this episode, Chris and Steve continue the holiday deja vu by revisiting their gift exchange episode as well! All we want for Christmas is our sweet, sweet, freedom. But instead, this cat puzzle will have do I guess Reviews This Episode: 10 Gift Exchange!
In this episode, Chris and Steve reprise one of the "all time great" episodes, Advent Calendars! Maybe this year, Steve will be awakened in the same manner he was last year when he discovered Paw Patrol. But hopefully not with the Ryan's World calendar. Ew. Reviews This Episode: Fortnite Advent Calendar VS Ryan's World Advent Calendar
In this episode, Chris and Steve have their hearts all a flutter because they're watching holiday specials! And everyone knows holiday specials cause heart palpitations. Please consult a Reviewniverse before watching holiday specials. Holiday specials are only to be taken while Chris and Steve-ing. Reviews This Episode: 12 Worst Holiday Specials + watching 2 random specials from that list!
In this episode, "the gang" (still using it) goes to Magic Kingdom AND Hollywood Studios! Too much content for one episode, you say? Well, you'd be right! But splitting this into 4 episode would just be overkill! Plus, Jean's contract would have to have us pay her overtime, and as you know, The Reviewniverse gets paid in Huggies 50% coupons, so... Reviews This Episode: Magic Kingdom & Hollywood Studios
In this episode, "the gang" (as they'll henceforth be known) goes to Epcot! And not just any Epcot, but the Epcot where there's more booze and food than normal! Needless to say, Steve gets too drunk and vomits on a bunch of children. Classic Steve. (?) Reviews This Episode: EPCOT & Food and Wine Festival
In this very special episode, Chris and Steve are joined once again by Jean Burr, but this time to talk about something a little more near and dear to her heart: Disney World. That's right, The Reviewniverse went to Disney World and you get to hear about it for the next 3 weeks! Just like that annoying person at the office who you're simultaneously jealous/annoyed by! Reviews This Week: Disney Springs & Animal Kingdom
In this episode, Chris is finally back in the spotlight, for his 2nd birthday episode! Usually Steve is the one who's talking the most and making the decisions in each episode, but this week it's all about Chris! Steve will have to take the backseat as he- [SARCASM METER EXPLODES] Reviews This Episode: Taco Bell Value Menu Babe: Pig in the City (1998)
In this episode, the Re-BOO-niverse comes to a close as Chris and Steve get tricked, they get treated, and they get OR-ed. Oared. A sea captain will hit us with an oar! YARRR, matey! My oar just bonked you on your booty! I'm trying this new pirate character, please let me know what you think. Reviews This Episode: Candyman (1992) Year Old Halloween Candy Massages
In this episode, Steve and Chris are joined by Sterling Martin, who has a lot of High Strangeness to go through! High Strangness is a quality of being strange and applies to UFO's, ghosts, cryptids, and- wait you know what I just realized? This episode has the longest title we've ever done! CONGRATULATIONS, STERLING! A copy of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" is on it's way to you.