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Anwar and Portillo talk about the Ukraine War and talk about the greatest city on Earth, New York City and it's world famous pizza pie!

Anwar and Portillo talk Super Bowl, Tyler the Creator, and DraftKings

Anwar and Portillo talk about NFTs. Oh joy.

After finally rallying from quarantine, Anwar and Portillo are flush with antibodies to talk about how we're droppin' these on sundays now

Anwar and Portillo return after a week off from getting Covid and provide some guidance in this new Covid reality. 

Anwar and Portillo turn a new leaf and decide to give Phoenix the unrequited love it deserves. 

Anwar and Portillo are thrilled to be here at the end of a tremendous year. Thanks for listening.

Anwar and Portillo bring you a very special holiday episode of the podcast. Enjoy!

Anwar and Portillo talk about Christmas spirit, Bone Thugs and Harmony and the many family members of Ben Shapiro. Sorry for the late episode, Anwar screwed up the upload

Anwar and Portillo talk about the wonderful teachings of Christ, anime, and how they can save the Filmbar in downtown Phoenix

Anwar and Portillo return after a 2 week turkey hiatus to discuss murder, the omicron variant, and the Thanksgiving break

Anwar and Portillo discuss the Kyle Rittenhouse trial, the new Silk Sonic album and crack.

Anwar won't shut up about The Eternals movie. Portillo reveals his new ethnicity.

Anwar and Portillo discuss how Phoenix is built on an Indian burial ground, the Kyle Rittenhouse case, and how Anwar continues to support his infant cop son

Anwar and Portillo discuss Portillo's new nickname, shows in Tucson, and share some laughter

Anwar and Portillo discuss the Chappelle Show Special, the Batman reboot, and Portillo's new venture into creating content. Follow Anwar on IG and Twitter: @theanwarnewton Credits: Track: “Phobia” Music by Elysium Audio Labs https://www.elysiumaudiolabs.com https://bit.ly/2QmAxRW https://youtu.be/a5N99v5VmPk

Anwar and Portillo discuss the new Chappelle special, annoying friends, and Anwar nearly getting scammed

Anwar and Portillo talk about mostly nothing, sneaking into places they don't belong, and their deep reverence for the art of the scam

Anwar and Portillo talk about the Hollywood Improv, Anwar's burned hand, and The Sopranos

We're back after a Portillo Covid scare to discuss the disease, the recent passing of Norm Macdonald, and Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's swollen balls

Anwar and Portillo discuss sketch comedy shows, Blizzard's lawsuit, and the death of Michael K Williams

Anwar and Portillo talk social media comedians getting bullied into standup, Katt Williams, and Kanye's Donda album.

Late episode drop after being sick the entire week, but Anwar and Portillo squeezed this one out. Enjoy!

Anwar and Portillo talk the return of the Taliban after 20 years

Anwar and Portillo discuss The Lox Vs Dipset Verzuz battle and other music stuff

Enders comes back for an episode, and Anwar talks about his Baltimore trip for real this time.

Anwar and Portillo discuss how Covid is the 2nd coming of Christ, the Tokyo Olympics, and Anwar's return to Baltimore

Anwar and Portillo talk about billionaires going to space, deescalation strategies for police, and the Phoenix Suns losing

Anwar and Portillo talk about how Arnold Schwarzenegger could have been a nazi, a potential Gen Z President, and other highly sophisticated topics of intellectual discourse

Anwar and Portillo relish in being Suns bandwagon fans. Anwar talks about white people who get his name wrong.

Anwar and Portillo try to rebrand crack, talk Mare of Easttown, and remember Ted Danson's blackface.

Anwar and Portillo have a disagreement that marks Portillo's last episode on the podcast. Anwar talks about Blue Chew and movie sex.

Anwar and Portillo talk Juneteenth, traveling abroad, and Drake's private plane

This week, Anwar and Portillo are joined by NYC comedian Ibrahim Khalif (Ignant Negus podcast, "Placebo" album on all streaming platforms and iTunes) to talk music, comedy, and other black stuff.

Anwar and Portillo are back to talk about their new business venture, airport fights, and Ellie KKKemper

Anwar and Portillo discuss foreign exchange students and fake names, Mos Def, and are joined by Valerie who used to live with Anwar.

Anwar and Portillo discuss Lt. Langston's birthday party, growing up with bullies, and attending a memorial at hotel party

Anwar and Portillo talk about the latest cancel in standup and how the return of standup shows conflicts with Lt. Langston's shifts on the police force

Anwar and Portillo once again spew hatred about Star Wars and brunch.

Anwar and Portillo talk about Anwar activating his vaccination and the Mortal Kombat movie

Anwar and Podtillo discuss the Derek Chauvin verdict and how 420 isn't real.

Late episode. Portillo is back from being sick. Anwar talks DMX, comedy (again unfortunately), and King Bernie Madoff

Anwar and Portillo discuss Godzilla Vs. Kong and how the podcast is now a Godzilla Vs. Kong podcast.

Anwar and Portillo talk about getting vaccinated, Amazon vs. the union, and Lil Nas X

Anwar and Portillo discuss the benefits of working with Oculus Rift and the Snyder Cut

Anwar recaps the weekend in Bisbee and Portillo says some stuff in the beginning but you can barely hear it

This episode is almost completely about Meghan Markle and we hope you've had just enough of hearing about it as we have (we also talk about Lola Bunny)

Anwar talks the worst macaroni and cheese he's ever eaten and urges everyone to be happy with mediocrity

Anwar spends yet another episode romanticizing a fast approaching civil war.

Anwar talks about alot of different stuff on this episode and none of it matters

Anwar is back to tell you podcasts are dumb, don't be poor, and that Portillo does not respect BHM