Thrones & Scones

The boys are back in your RSS feed with one of the hottest tracks of 2019. No, it shouldn't have taken this long. No, a joke we made in Season 2 isn't really relevant anymore. But yes, we did it anyway. Ladies and Gentlemen....Shadow Demon Baby.

Well y'all...We've made it.After all the recaps, all the nonsense, and all of the tasty, flaky baked goods...It's time to wrap it up.  Here's our overall series review, with our friend Rob Bullock joining us once again. Make sure to check him out on "& Rob's Your Uncle" Thanks for everything, guys! It's been an absolute pleasure, and whenever we figure out what's coming next for us, we'll be back here to let you know.  -Tony, Hans, & Jeremey

The word was "barring." Barring...Not that hard to remember...duh.Anyway, enjoy our semi-long-winded recap of Game of Thrones: Season 8.

Jeremey is NOT here this week. Tony and Hans sit down to tell ya why, shoot the shit, talk about the future of the show, and give you sneak peak behind the curtain into their proprietary scone review algorithm. Enjoy this odd little break from the norm; We'll be back with our Season 8 recap next week.

The LAST EVER Game of Thrones episode dropped, so...Should we talk about it? We tackle "The Iron Throne." (And even we can't agree with each other through the whole thing)Let's do this!

Sorry for the late upload, but your boys are her to tackle Season 8, Episode 5..."The Bells" Are you one of the many online haters of this episode? First of all, please stop you're making Tony sad...And secondly, tune in to see if we can mumble and jumble our way through convincing you not to be so down in the dumps...But #NoPromises

Things are a mess after the Battle of Winterfell, and Jon and Dany have to passive aggressively put the pieces back together. Oh, characters also continue to die and break our hearts...And ghost continues to get thoroughly shat upon.

No not-so-clever semi-humorous title today...It's too big...The Long Night, the Battle of Winterfell...Whatever you want to call it, we want to talk about it, so set your mind for 90 minutes of blabbering nonsense and join us!

It's one of these rare episodes where we don't change locations and NOBODY dies. Seriously, not even some random dude in the background. But plenty of crazy stuff happens, and we're here to chat all about it!

Jon rides a dragon, Bran becomes a meme, and Cersei is heartbroken over the lack of elephants. As for the boys? Well, we're back for the new season with new scones and plenty of terrible theories. Let's do it!

It is FINALLY time...No more wishy washy speculation. It's time to nut up or shut up and make some concrete predictions about the near future of Game of Thrones. Rob Bullock from "& Rob's Your Uncle" joins us once again AND we've got another special guest...Let's do this! *Sorry for the late upload. Enjoy!*

Throw the format out the window! It's time to huddle 'round the trash can fire with your tinfoil hats and spout nonsense about the weirdest possible outcomes of Game of Thrones Season 8...It's conspiracy theory time!!! *Thanks to Casey for joining us* *Apologies for the minor audio clipping*

Time to give Season 7 the recap treatment. Rob joins us once again and conversation gets...Well, at this point you probably expect it to get a little nonsensical, right?Catch Rob on "& Rob's Your Uncle" wherever you find podcasts! (www.ARYUsite.com)

Friends. Throners. Countrymen. Lend us your ears...We have come to end Season 7...Not to start it...Time to start wrapping things up with the recap! This is the last episode of a normal format, so be sure to tune in and see what we've got coming up ahead of and throughout the release of Season 8!

All I'm saying is that if we don't see at least 1 tasteful pair of undead boobs before the end of the show next month, then we can hardly classify the program as "good." I've got expectations from R-Rated High Fantasy and I'm sorry Game of Thrones, but you're just not meeting the threshold here...

We're all a bunch of pacifist nerds, but Hans has a foolproof strategy if ever he has to throwdown. Let's just say...Don't get in a fight with Hans...

This episode has one of my all time favorite GoT scenes in it, and it almost makes up for really slow start to Season 7. Also, Daenerys should sound more like an annoying tween...It would make the show 100% better.   *Re-uploaded*

Season 7 has been a little slow so far, I'm not gonna lie. Thankfully, some shots get fired in "The Queen's Justice" and stuff starts poppin' off!

We lose track of things A LOT in this one...But at this point, I would have that you've come to expect it...

We discuss the truly important things in life, get over our heads with some dissection of controversial issues, and...Oh yeah...We recap Season 7 Episode 1!

Sorry for the crazy delay! Blame poorly timed Windows updates and some foolish drunkenness. Time to recap Season 6!

Holy balls, season 6 has been pretty great...And it ends....With a BANG! Get it?? 'Cause...'Cause of the explosion?

It's the most awarded episode in Game of Thrones history...Strike that...The most awarded single episode of any show EVER! Does it stand up to the hype? Daniel Newkirk from "Damage Control Podcasting" joins us to discuss! #BattleOfTheBastards   Find Daniel and crew  - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyrYCIUTuFDN3VzNGOGTJIQ

No, no, wait...The Ultimate WIGHT! W-I-G-H-T....Wight...Not White...We're not racist...

It's true...Coriander and Cilantro are the SAME THING! Oh...And Game of Thrones Season 6 is still happening. We're loving it!

Y'all we are getting so freakin' close to the end of this series I can almost taste it. Oh wait...Perhaps those are the scones? I guess you'll have to tune in to find out.

Hold the door. Hold the door. Hold the door. Holdthe door. Holdthedoor. Holddadoor. Holdadoor. Holdoor. Holdoor....Hodor...Hodor.

Is "Game of Thrones" pushing their hippie-dippie feminist agenda on us?! Jeremey would like to make that case, but Tony and Hans aren't so sure.

The mere mention of a Batman impression sets us off on a 20 minute superhero tangent. But we get to Game of Thrones eventually. I promise!

I'm starting to think that we really don't care about Game of Thrones. Today's nonsense chit chat includes the superior flavors of sparkling water, terrible impressions, and old fridges.

In the "Game of Package Delivery Thrones" it almost seems that nobody is worthy of being king...Tensions get heated as cases get made...Oh, and in regular "Game of Thrones" news...It's time to start Season 6.

Rob is back in the longest-form, most nonsensical season recap yet! Find Rob on "& Rob's Your Uncle" wherever you get podcasts!

Season 5 stumbled out the gate, but we've got to hand it to them...They finished freakin' STRONG! #YouDownWithGoT?

Rest in peace my beloved cinnamon roll. Too pure for this world. All you wanted to do was teach people to read and have a friend. But the night was dark and full of assholes, so your time has come. #RIP

Finally we get some action...ALL THE ACTION! Not sure it was worth the wait, but it's here so let's talk about it.

Season 5...PLEASE! Do something! Literally, anything at all!!! ...sigh...

Something's up with this episode. I just can't quite put my finger on it...#YouDownWithGoT? #AreWe?

You know...I'm starting to question the motives and decisions of Stannis Baratheon. But I'm sure it's just a phase. Surely he won't make worse decisions down the road...

The "Sons of the Harpy" continue to harass Dany and crew while Jamie and Bronn's plan to subtly infiltrate an entire nation without being noticed with their main character-ass faces somehow doesn't work as intended...

It might be the first murder-free wedding in the series...LAME! At least we get a little beheading at thee wall to chat about.

We get your hair standing on end as we try our hand at ASMR. Then we talk a mountain of shit about 3D movies! (Some Game of Thrones discussion happens as well...I think...)

Not a super solid start, Season 5...It's a little slow, but we've got some scones to add some excitement. You ain't getting that anywhere else...Right?!

Another season down...Time to decide where Season 4 ranks among the show, and to talk extensively about beer...Obviously.

And just like that, Season 4 comes to a close...Will this finale pack more excitement than the last? Will Tyrion die? Will we finally run out of scones? Tune in and find out! #YouDownWithGoT?

It's another round of massive excitement for today's episode! We're at the wall...And so are the Wildlings! #YouDownWithGoT?

Ramsay's "in" and Jorah's "out"...Something doesn't seem right.BUT, that Mountain VS Viper fight scene tho...#YouDownWithGoT?

Jamie can't help Tyrion...Bronn can't help Tyrion...SOMEONE HELP TYRION!#YouDownWithGoT?!

We're back for another week, and almost forget what kind of baked good champions this podcast! #YouDownWithGoT?

This is a great episode...You might not guess it by the episode since we spend literally half of it talking about the best actors of our generation...But it's great.

Hey look, we see the Night King in this episode...The ultimate Game of Thrones villain!! Yeah, but there's also a cat called "Ser Pounce," so...Who really cares about the Night King?

We're so unbelievably put off by Jamie's character-breaking decision to sexually assault his sister, so...Let's just talk about ice cream instead??