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Today we're comparing speedometers. Garner is a little sad his isn't as high as others. (This is not about driving fast)

Ever sleep through something? Or sleep at work? Also, how should Garner give away his stuff?

Were you a pool kid? Or were you chosen by a pool kid? We also talk cozy vibes, and Miss Metal.

RIP Taylor's buffalo mac & cheese... Ever forget something on top of your car? Or forget your coffee in the drive-through?

Today we get way too into chairs, and talk the many ways you should be simplifying your life. And it turns out Garner likes his toothpaste crusty??

Garner has exposed the blanket industry! We talk about the weird places you're napping, who has the longest drive to work every day, and those horrible pillows at your in-laws...

We're still searching for the Mayor of Frugaltown. Plus Garner needs some help on how to have the perfect car nap...

Who's the cheapest person you know? We talked to someone who'll drive miles to save 10 cents, a guy who would print blank pages to get "free paper", and learn of some alternative tupperware. What are you doing to save money?

We talk getting ready for Halloween, which neighbourhoods have the best candy, pre-internet memes, and Garner brings up a topic that might have driven away every single one of our listeners this morning. Want to know what it is? Listen here:

Got a pile of stuff in your garage that is "still good" so you don't throw it away, even though you'll never use it again? You're not alone. Plus we get deep into the weeds on chips and chocolate bars.

Are you one of those people who can savour a bag of chips? Or do you eat it all in one sitting. Plus Garner and his wife have reached a new level of intimacy.

Writing a new chapter of the Dull Listeners Club... Hat Chat. Talking how you clean hats, how long your dishwasher takes to complete a cycle and other beautifully dull parts of life.

Do you have a big head? You're not alone! Welcome to Big Head Radio... talking to you about how hard it is to get a hat (and jump on the Blue Jays bandwagon) when you've got a big ole melon.

Today is Information Overload Day, celebrate by turning off all your notifications, and never looking at the price of gas!

Do you have a weird smell that you secretly love? Notice how the whole city smells like manure right now?? Turns out some people like that. And we hear from a Horse Girl who tells us too much about the smell of her farts

Garner captured the sound of Thanksgiving with a can of cranberry sauce. And we talk about that time you got stuck with a wildly huge bill to pay.

It's a Radio Weiner today. Garner disrupts the cleaning lady, students embarrass teachers, and technology is tough.

Garner wonders out loud if anyone is nostalgic for the pandemic... Taylor gets a turkey surprise... and we want to know what you're eating for breakfast

Have you ever accidentally given off the wrong signal? Also, do kids still pass notes in school?

What's your origin story?

What were some of the ways you made money last when things were tight? We chat about that new Taylor Swift album, and all it's innuendos (in your end-o), and some weird early morning deliveries

Garner has been recording his first album while his wife is away. Hear his first original song "Piss On Your Lawn" in this podcast episode. And we talk about the clothes you've had FOREVER.

The Dull Listeners Club returns with stories of the saran wrap you've had for years and years and years. Celebrate with us... some of these have outlasted marriages!

What are you accidentally hoarding? Kaylee stocked up on 5 hams this weekend because she found a good deal. That'll last her months. Garner buys ketchup every time he goes to the grocery store just in case he needs it... and we give a lot of love to China Lily soy sauce.

Get an update on Garner's MRI! And we have a new business idea to bring back all the discontinued fast food items that you miss from your past

Hamburger Helper is making a comeback in these tough economic times... what is your cheap struggle meal? Plus Garner needs and MRI and has bumpy pumpkins.

What's something you know TOO MUCH about? Taylor is obsessed with Connor McDavid, Garner can go off about synthesizers, and Karson knows way too much about cleaning up after a crime scene... How about you?

Garner is still trying to kick the hard candy pony... and Taylor is afraid of strangers

Have you ever pulled some tricks on your kids? Parents trick you? Time to confess... Another Beauty Quiz... and we learn too much about Star Wars.

Is It Okay To Wear Matching Outfits With Your Partner? Garner takes a hard stand. And news of Moosehead beer switching from bottles to cans sparks a very heated debate.

Garner has problem with the kids book Love You Forever.. is it creepy??

Do you talk to strangers? We also cover some things you're procrastinating, and another Garner Andrews Show Beauty Quiz.

What old-timey way did you fall in love? Plus we're doing the Garner Andrews Show Beauty Contest all week for $500 to Shoppers Drug Mart. Listen live to win. See how it went with Erik and Byron this morning

Today is the day you can return cutlery to the office and not get in trouble for stealing them... or at least Taylor is hoping. And we ask how you met your partner? Was it at an old-timey barn raising like Garner?

There's too many kinds of pasta, and they all taste the same. Or so we thought... and we talk spoiler-people, and show chat makes a brief return

Garner got some new shoes, but there's too many decisions in life. And kids can't do anything fun these days

What's that thing you spend too much money on? Your hobby that gets all your hard-earned-coin? Plus: Taylor outrages you with another Top 5 list, and we catch up on towel talk

How often do you use a bath towel before you swap it out for a new clean one? We got way too into this chat, and learned too much about each other. And another Back to School Spelling Bee goes down.

What makes you irrationally angry? Plus we talk about the sweet nostalgia of Laurentian pencil crayons and Mr. Sketch scented markers.

Where can you buy a meter stick these days? How would you get an onion un-stuck from your furnace? How would you do on our Back to School Spelling Bee?

Everyone's going back to school, and parents everywhere are wearing sunglasses inside so no one can see the tears. Plus we pay tribute to the TI-83, and Garner reveals how he made his first $1,000,000 with Garnco.

Remember Office Friday Treat Guy at the office? Do they and the other office visitors still exist? Is it okay that Taylor shared a paralyzer with his boys? What's the best donut? Who's your nemesis? All of this answered and more

We all have an old Crown Royal bag kicking around, right? What's in yours? Remember when you had to read out loud in school... did you love it or hate it? And who is your nemesis?

Food tasted different if it comes out of the "wrong" container... and we talk about Gen Zers bringing their parents to interviews.

Talking about the hardest things to buy as Garner tries to get a new mattress. And what's something you have that you shouldn't? Maybe you borrowed from a friend and never returned it? Maybe you've had a Honeymoon Suite cassette since 1985 and haven't given it back... if so, Stacy wants it back.

Try something new lately? We want to hear about how it's going. Maybe you're sleeping in a different bed than your partner, and loving it? More people than you think are.

Talking regret... either the tattoo you had to get removed, or the weird thing you ate. And maybe tomorrow for Garner.. smelling salts

55% of people don't eat lunch at work. They skip lunch to keep working, and end up eating something desperate. So, what's your desperate lunch? Also we talk about the power ranking of twins, and what it's like to be left-handed.