Town of Coma

Coma News. It’s 32 degrees in Coma and your aunt is passed out beside the Christmas Tree. This is Coma News Daily. The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma. This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to you by Kale flavored liquid ham. It’s the kale flavor that makes it so delicious. […] The post Podcast: It’s a Wonderful Coma appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. A soft, soggy blanket of sleet covers the ground. It’s 33 degrees, overcast, and nearly half of the town’s overhead Christmas lights are working. This is Coma News. > Subscribe on iTunes > Rate & Review on iTunes > Share with friends and family (If you’re on good terms) >Follow on SoundCloud The post Podcast: Christmas in Coma appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 78 degrees in Coma today but by tonight it will be 42 and as frisky as a first time politician. This is Coma New Daily. The Complete internet podcast news source portal for the Town of Coma. Marybell Davis is broadcasting once again from Bear’s Biker Bar, where she’s drinking a beer after a month-long diet […] The post Podcast: The Running of the Candidates appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. This week in Coma women are equal to everything as we don our pumpkin spice flavored bras and talk about Tinder relationships, sexy cinderblock costumes, and use sad face emojis.  This is Coma News Daily. The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma. This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to […] The post Podcast: Children of The Corn Maze appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It's time for the Coma Olympics where synchronized lawn mowing and competitive beer gutting sets the stage for some real competition. We'd like to thank our newest sponsor The Coma Landmine Tours and Museum. Take a Landmine tour today. It'll blow you away. This is Coma News Daily. The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma. This episode of Coma News Daily is brought to you by Kale flavored liquid ham. It’s the kale flavor that makes it so delicious. This week we just keep 'Getting Serious' and broadcast from the Coma Grain Elevator and Convention Center which is just like Rio but with less hotwax. The post Podcast: Olympics, American Style appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. If it’s July in Coma that must mean it’s 90 degrees –even underwater with your eyes burning from chlorine, at that the Coma municipal pool. And that pool deck is hot enough to fry some toe nuggets on. This is Coma News Daily. The complete internet news source portal for the Town of Coma. This […] The post Podcast: If I Had A Hammer appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 85 degrees in Coma and that means it’s time to start complaining about the heat. It’s also Whitney Houston haiku night at Bear’s Biker Bar and hopefully we’ll all finally learn how someone can love us. This is Coma News Daily. The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. For the first […] The post Podcast: How It Isn’t appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. This podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham which is not healthy but you can pretend it is because it tastes like kale. This week we decided to keep 'Getting Serious' in a barn and we tell some tales about a Bigfoot who knows how to explain multi-level marketing with his halted screams. We also get sports updates on a new baseball team in town the DivorceHers. The post Podcast: Drunk Deer, Dirty Baseball and Bigfoot PowerPoints appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 58 degrees in Coma and that means icy morning feet are being replaced with exploding noses as spring fever descends on our town. This is Coma News Daily.   The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. This podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale Flavored ham which is […] The post Podcast: The Year of Reading Old Dead People appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 42 degrees in Coma but tomorrow it might be -26 below. The Groundhog says that spring is coming and that means plagues and bunnies that lay eggs. This is Coma News Daily.   The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. For the first time, this podcast is brought to you by […] The post Podcast: Take Your Medicine, Medieval appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s minus 12 degrees in Coma where the snow banks are piled high and the children are climbing the walls. This is Coma News Daily. This week we’re podcasting a “Serious” mystery investigated by a real journalist, Jonny Reynolds, who may or may not be an alcoholic and is definitely not Ryan Reynolds. As always, […] The post Podcast: Serious, Space, and Stuff appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 33 degrees in Coma, where we’re several days into our post-New Year’s recovery, which means lots of deserted streets and unsupervised children wandering freely. This is Coma News Daily The official internet podcast portal for the Town of Coma. For the first time, this podcast is brought to you by our friends at Kale […] The post Podcast: New Year, Same You appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 43 degrees in Coma and the reindeer hood ornaments are fueling a steady increase in aggressive driving. This is Coma News Daily. The Complete internet podcast news source portal for the Town of Coma. Because we are too unattractive and too "small town" to broadcast in a theater, Coma News Daily is broadcasting this Christmas special once again from Bear's Biker Bar in the Town of Coma. The post Podcast: A Season for Squeezin’ appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 93 degrees in Coma and the humidity lever is set to pumpkin spice your car as fall approaches. This is Coma News Daily. As always you can hear the podcast by clicking play at the bottom of this blog post! Hosted this week by Coma’s own physician and former raver Dr. Jimmy and Coma’s […] The post Podcast: Tears for Cheers appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 92 degrees in Coma and the heat index feels like it’s the surface of the sun. Hide your wife, hide your kids. This is the special and short back to school edition of Coma News Daily. As part of our continuing effort to be the local news team that is more on your side than any other […] The post Podcast: Full of Shredded Tweets appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s a hot, hot, hot 95 degrees in Coma, the kind of weather that makes the residents of our fair town want to snuggle up and sweat all over that someone special in their lives. This is Coma News Daily. Hosted this week by Coma’s own physician and former raver Dr. Jimmy and Coma’s very […] The post Podcast: Justify My Hugs appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 85 degrees in Coma, which is the temperature at which work sweat turns into pressure steam shooting out of the ears of the many hard charging careerists in town . This is Coma News Daily. The Internet news source portal for the town of Coma This newscast is brought to you by Liquid Ham, […] The post Head for Business, Bod for Sleuthin’ appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News.   It’s 80 degrees and stormy in Coma. Don’t you ever wonder where all the wind comes from? It’s like there’s a bunch of giant fans blowing wind in Asia or something. This is Coma News Daily. With updates from local townspeople including Coma News Daily Future News Reporter, Thomas Steven John. This week our […] The post Podcast: Enter the Spray Tan appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 83 degrees in ‘Coma and almost summer. No players are on base and no on is in the dugout. Public warning: the pool is open and anyone can wear a bikini. This is Coma News Daily. This episode features Shane Darvish director of the Coma Players and the man who made ‘Cats’ even worse […] The post Podcast: Put Me on Couch appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 80 degrees in Coma, as plants and animals brace themselves for yet another springtime wind and rain storm that threatens to blow away our vast collections of yard ornaments. This is Coma News Daily. The Internet news source portal for the town of Coma This newscast, like happiness itself, is brought to you by Liquid Ham, where ham flows from the heart and pores. With updates from local townspeople including Coma News Daily Reporter, Thomas Steven John, who can no longer report future news as the Peyote crop in Coma has dried up as well as updates from the Coma Mayor himself-- Mayor Dave Anderson. The post Podcast: The Breakfast Club, It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 60 degrees in Coma, plants are starting to bloom and so is the public drunkenness at Coma Springfest. This is Coma News Daily. Unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, “No Country for Old Men II: Revenge of the Old Men” is a movie that transcends genre and cannot be defined.   Subscribe on iTunes > Rate […] The post Podcast: Just Some Dustbusters in the Wind appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s one month into spring here in Coma and that means we’re 10 degrees above freezing and hip deep in yard sales. This is Coma News Daily.   How To Anything:You can become a brain surgeon in just one weekend. Subscribe on iTunes > Rate & Review on iTunes > Share with friends and family […] The post Podcast: An Artisanal Foot Bucket appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 62 degrees in Coma but don’t worry because tomorrow we’ll be back down to 42. And if it’s springtime in Coma that can only mean one thing: The Town Council is back in session and firing up the ban machine. This is Coma New Daily.   How To Anything: In order to become Boba […] The post Podcast: The Grape Huts of Wrath appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 48 degrees in Coma where birds of a feather flock together without any regard for the parked cars below. This is Coma News Daily. I often wonder how celebrities would survive in the wilderness. The book, ‘Sean Penn eats a Rabbit’ answers that question for children.   Subscribe on iTunes > Rate & Review […] The post Podcast: It’s a Tale Pulled by an Idiot appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 42 degrees in Coma and no potatoes, shamrocks or little green people were injured in the making of this newscast. It’s ‘Star Wars Episode II’ meets ‘Serpico’ but with ninjas. Subscribe on iTunes > Rate & Review on iTunes > Share with friends and family >Follow on SoundCloud Listen to the episode below. Thank […] The post Podcast: Luck of the Luckless appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. Subscribe on iTunes > Rate & Review on iTunes > Share with friends and family >Follow on SoundCloud Listen to the episode below. Thank you for listening.   The post Podcast: A Hazy Shade of Sasquatch appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. Subscribe on iTunes > Rate & Review on iTunes > Share with friends and family >Follow on SoundCloud Listen to the episode below. The post Podcast: A Landslide is Its Own Award appeared first on Coma News.

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Coma News. It’s 22 degrees, the Coma hypothermia warning system is set at Yeti, and the Town Council is back in session. Welcome to Coma News. > Subscribe on iTunes > Rate & Review on iTunes > Share with friends and family >Follow on SoundCloud Listen to the episode below. The post Podcast: Organic Likes and Bikes appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s 56 degrees, the sun is shining, and no balls were dropped in town this New Year’s Eve. > Subscribe on iTunes > Rate & Review on iTunes > Share with friends and family >Follow on SoundCloud The post Podcast: January is the Tryingist Month appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. It’s a beautiful autumn afternoon here in the town of Coma. It’s 57 degrees, and not a cloud in the sky as the soft, persistant crackle of the Sheriff’s gunnery range rolls over the hills. This is Coma News. > Subscribe on iTunes > Rate & Review on iTunes > Share with friends and family (If […] The post Podcast: Winners and Spinners appeared first on Coma News.

Coma News. The paper ban in the small Town of Coma forces Coma News Daily to read the news to their loyal subscribers. Including an opening statement from reporter Robert McGuinness (not an alcoholic), a look at the Classifieds, stories about Coma History and Living, as well as upcoming compensation changes at Coma News Daily. > Subscribe […] The post Podcast: Be Good, Beware, Be Newsworthy! appeared first on Coma News.