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Hosted by Connor Hoetzel and Nathan Chinnick, the one stop shop for all your nerd needs (just as long as you can put up with some out of pocket jokes and a complete lack of intelligence).

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    • Feb 18, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 40 EPISODES


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    Two Beans #21: This Episode is Outdated

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2023 45:31


    We've aged 15 years since this episode was recorded. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Two Beans #20: Connor's Quitting his Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2023 52:45


    Everyone, big news: the cards have predicted Connor's future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Two Beans #19: Best of '22

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2022 56:55


    We sum up the year and let someone else take the reigns for a little bit (spoilers: they're not real).

    Two Beans #18: 2 Chickens 2 Adventures

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2022 57:00


    We still aren't done talking about Huevos.

    Two Beans #17: Dos Huevos

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2022 65:11


    If you really think about it, it's not about the fake Pokemon cards, it's about the friends you make along the way.

    Two Beans #16: Bready for NBA Week One

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2022 64:40


    Piggy harassed us to record a podcast this week, and oh boy is he going to regret that. Plus D&D talk, NBA is back and so is "Adam".

    Two Beans #15: The One where Connor says he's going to win Fantasy Basketball

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2022 56:21


    This is the episode where Connor says he's going to win Fantasy Basketball. I'm just keeping note of that. I need to come back to this when he inevitably loses.

    Two Beans #14: The Fiddler's Elbow

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2022 58:46


    We discuss the new 2K game, PGA Tour 2K23.

    Two Beans #13: You to Die

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2022 52:16


    It's the Q&A episode! Yay! Wooooo! Questions? Yep! Answers? Yuh huh!

    Two Beans #12: I'm the King of Wishful Thinking

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2022 57:39


    Last week's episode was almost too good, so we had to back it up with a nothing episode. We discuss absolutely nothing of importance here. But you should still listen to it.

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    Two Beans #11: T*ts and Other Sh*t

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2022 47:44


    Finally, the revival of everyone's favourite podcast. Oh also we talk about Nope right at the end.

    Two Beans #10: A Horse Walks Into a Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2022 51:17


    I'm starting to run out of funny caption ideas now. Didn't take long.

    Two Beans #9: This is That Movie

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2022 52:21


    If you had to put Kanye and Woopah on a starting five, what position are you putting them in?

    Two Beans #8.5: The Couscous

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2022 34:42


    Eventually the camel will get into your couscous when you're not looking, and yes, that river seems powerful when you watch it flowing along, but you must remember that millions of little drops make up the strength of the river.

    Two Beans #8: The Camel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2022 57:47


    There are many, many proverbs in Morocco. My favorite was "shweea b shweea, l'jamal imshi f'sooksoo" meaning, "little by little, the camel goes into the couscous." This is also stated by saying, "nqta b nqtaqay amal l'oued"--"drop by drop flows the river." Time is simply not important in Morocco; everything happens at its own pace, and everyone is important.

    Two Beans #7: Custard the Hedgehog 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2022 51:11


    Morbius, Dorpeus, Orpeus Go eat some walruses Orifices, Porridges Morbius, Morbius

    Two Beans #6: Batman: The Airfryer Revolution

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 59:19


    After recording an entire episode last week that had to be thrown in the porcelain because it didn't record properly, the boys are back to discuss The Batman..... but more importantly, air fryers and Pokémon (again).

    Two Beans #5: The Book of Wordle

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 61:01


    Hoetzel and Chinnick run on a tangent for about half an hour discussing Wordle, the NBA and Kanye again, before finally discussing the finale of The Book of Boba Fett.

    Two Beans #4: Pokemon but for real this time

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 57:01


    Remember last time when the boys said they'd talk about Pokemon and then proceeded to talk about cricket? Yeah this time they do that but with Boba Fett and Rango.

    Two Beans #3: Pokemon Legends Ye

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 70:00


    The lads discuss the new Pokemon game, Kanye West's antics, the Hottest 100 and Boba Fett (even though Chinnick hasn't seen it).  

    Two Beans #2: Snake Eyes No Way Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2021 63:03


    Hoetzel and Chinnick jump on to chat about the biggest movie of the year: Snake Eyes. Sorry, edit: The Matrix Resurrections. Sorry, another edit: Spider-Man No Way Home.

    Two Beans #1: Into the Beanverse

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 75:05


    Time. Spam. Ravioli. It's more than a linear meal, it's a can of endless possibeanities. Or so Hoetzel tells us in the first episode of the brand spanking new podcast, Two Beans. Also Chinnick is there, probably. Follow us on Instagram @twobeanspodcast and check out our other podcast NBeanA on all platforms. 

    Chinwatched Episode 18: Mamma Mia Cinematic Universe (w/The Music Bleachers)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 82:52


    Chinwatched is officially BACK so let's kick it off with a bang! Callum from The Music Bleachers is back again to talk about the best movie musical franchise featuring only music from a European pop band... Mamma Mia! We discuss the movies themselves, as well as the wider cinematic universe and, unfortunately, Cats. Tune in every week for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube and Transistor. Every week Nathan grabs a few of his mates to discuss a movie, TV show or even video game in way too much detail, and sometimes it derails completely. But that's part of the charm.

    Chinwatched Episode 17: The Haunting of Bly Manor

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 51:13


    Steph and Sonja are back for another spooky episode of Chinwatched, this time all about the new Netflix horror series, The Haunting of Bly Manor. Perfectly splendid!Tune in every week for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube and Podbean. Every week Nathan grabs a few of his mates to discuss a movie, TV show or even video game in way too much detail, and sometimes it derails completely. But that's part of the charm.Intro Music: The House of Leaves by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4496-the-house-of-leavesLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Chinwatched Episode 16: Spook Month Week 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 65:35


    It's the most wonderful time of the year: Spook Month! I bring special guests Sonja and Steph on to discuss seven horror movies of extremely varying quality, as well as what is to come for the rest of the month!Tune in every week for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube and Podbean. Every week Nathan grabs a few of his mates to discuss a movie, TV show or even video game in way too much detail, and sometimes it derails completely. But that's part of the charm.Intro Music: The House of Leaves by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4496-the-house-of-leavesLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Chinwatched Episode 15: Action Movie Extravaganza

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2020 67:33


    After months of saying they would re-record the first 'Lost Episode' of Chinwatched, Nathan is finally joined by Liam for an action movie extravaganza!! (In other words, they made a top 5 action movies list and they're gonna talk about it. It's still really fun though, I promise)Tune in every week for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube and Podbean. Every week Nathan grabs a few of his mates to discuss a movie, TV show or even video game in way too much detail, and sometimes it derails completely. But that's part of the charm.Intro Song: Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Instagram: @chinwatchedFacebook: Chinwatched

    Chinwatched Episode 14: Hoodwinked!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 59:14


    Nathan grabs newbies Leah and Yasith from across the internet to talk about everyone's favourite independently funded computer-animated musical comedy thriller film, 'Hoodwinked', as well as their meme page Hoodwinked Schnitzelposting and a deep dive on Japhet's 'Be Prepared'.Tune in every week for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube and Podbean. Every week Nathan grabs a few of his mates to discuss a movie, TV show or even video game in way too much detail, and sometimes it derails completely. But that's part of the charm.Intro Song: Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Instagram: @chinwatchedFacebook: Chinwatched

    Chinwatched Episode 13: Phineas and Ferb (w/The Music Bleachers)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2020 70:57


    Nathan is joined by Callum Smith (host of the podcast The Music Bleachers) to discuss the 2020 Phineas and Ferb movie, Candace Against the Universe, as well as their thoughts on the Premier Access model Disney+ have implemented for major releases. Oh, and we play Yesinator or Noinator. Tune in every week for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and all other major podcast platforms. Every week Nathan grabs a few of his mates to discuss a movie, TV show or even video game in way too much detail, and sometimes it derails completely. But that's part of the charm.Intro Song: Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Instagram: @chinwatchedFacebook: Chinwatched

    Chinwatched Episode 12: Bill and Ted Face the Music

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 50:14


    Nathan brings in previous guests Connor and Steph to chat about the new Bill and Ted movie, 'Bill and Ted Face the Music', since it's the only new movie that we can get a hold of that is actually decent. Also we discuss the original two a little bit.Tune in every week for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube and Podbean. Every week Nathan grabs a few of his mates to discuss a movie, TV show or even video game in way too much detail, and sometimes it derails completely. But that's part of the charm.Intro Song: Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Instagram: @chinwatchedFacebook: Chinwatched

    Chinwatched Episode 11: High School Musical

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 106:40


    Nathan discusses the High School Musical franchise (including the TV series) with veteran fans Steph, Cerys, Mitch and Jaymie.Tune in every Friday for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube and Podbean. Every week Nathan grabs a few of his mates to discuss a movie, TV show or even video game in way too much detail, and sometimes it derails completely. But that's part of the charm.Intro Song: Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Instagram: @chinwatchedFacebook: Chinwatched 

    Chinwatched Episode 10: We Write Shrek 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2020 111:17


    Nathan sits down with Locki and George in the Discord Writer's Room to develop the movie we've all been waiting for: Shrek 5. Returning villains, a banging soundtrack and new castings all add up to what could be the greatest film concept of all time.Tune in every Friday for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube and Podbean. Every week Nathan grabs a few of his mates to discuss a movie, TV show or even video game in way too much detail, and sometimes it derails completely. But that's part of the charm.Intro Song: Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Instagram: @chinwatchedFacebook: Chinwatched 

    Chinwatched Episode 9: The Hunger Games

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2020 65:10


    Nathan brings Steph in to discuss The Hunger Wars... I mean, Games... movies, with some special help from their cat Charlie. Tune in every Friday for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube and Podbean. Every week Nathan grabs a few of his mates to discuss a movie, TV show or even video game in way too much detail, and sometimes it derails completely. But that's part of the charm. Intro Song: Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Instagram: @chinwatchedFacebook: Chinwatched 

    Chinwatched Episode 8: Hamilton

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2020 52:07


    Nathan brings Brad and Connor back online to discuss the first ever sex scandal in America (according to Brad), 'Hamilton'! Tune in every Friday for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube and Podbean. Every week Nathan grabs a few of his mates to discuss a movie, TV show or even video game in way too much detail, and sometimes it derails completely. But that's part of the charm. Intro Song: Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Instagram: @chinwatchedFacebook: Chinwatched

    Chinwatched Episode 7: The Last Dance

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 82:04


    Nathan brings Brad and first-time-podcast-host Mitch onto a Discord call to talk about the 2020 ESPN documentary series 'The Last Dance', as well as Space Jam 2, the Converse Weapon and Brad's dog.Tune in every Friday for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube and Acast. Every week Nathan grabs a few of his mates to discuss a movie, TV show or even video game in way too much detail, and sometimes it derails completely. But that's part of the charm.Intro Song: Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Instagram: @chinwatchedFacebook: Chinwatched See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Chinwatched Episode 6: The Last of Us 2 (Spoilers)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2020 88:55


    Nathan brings the dream team (Brad and Brady) back to discuss the newest Naughty Dog game, The Last of Us 2. And yeah before you say it, it's not a movie so yeah, we're breaking the rules of the podcast. So be it.Tune in every Friday for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Youtube and Acast. Every week Nathan will be watching either a movie or a bunch of them and discussing them with some guests. Each week different people will join the podcast to discuss the movies in question and give their take!Instagram: @chinwatchedFacebook: ChinwatchedYoutube: Chinwatched See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Chinwatched Episode 5: Scoob!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2020 65:50


    Nathan and Connor discuss about the new CG-animated Scoobert Doobert movie 'Scoob!', as well as share their opinions on the live-action Scooby Doo movies, and Craig just straight up betrays us and kills himself 25 minutes in.Tune in every Friday for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and Podbean. Every week Nathan will be watching either a movie or a bunch of them and discussing them with some guests. Each week different people will join the podcast to discuss the movies in question and give their take!Intro Song: Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Instagram: @chinwatchedFacebook: Chinwatched See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Chinwatched Episode 4: Dreamworks Movies (That Aren't Shrek)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2020 92:59


    Nathan, Brad, Locki and Tierney come back for the fourth episode of Chinwatched, where they discuss four different Dreamworks movies, introduce a new segment that will hopefully never return, and read one-star Letterboxd reviews. Tune in every Friday for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and Youtube. Every week Nathan will be watching either a movie or a bunch of them and discussing them with some guests. Each week different people will join the podcast to discuss the movies in question and give their take!Intro Song: Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Chinwatched Episode 3: The Shrek Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 81:02


    Nathan, Brad, Tierney and Locki get into discussing all four Shrek movies in depth, including the soundtrack, the writing and the voice actors that they were completely unaware of until the recording of this episode. Also Craig is there too, but nobody really hates on him for once, which is nice for him.Tune in every Friday for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify and Youtube. Every week Nathan will be watching either a movie or a bunch of them and discussing them with some guests. Each week different people will join the podcast to discuss the movies in question and give their take!Intro Song: Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Chinwatched Episode 2: Fast and Furious (The Second, Better Half)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 77:53


    Nathan, Brad and Brady get together for a second time around to talk about the last four (and a half) Fast and Furious movies, as well as Netflix's "Too Hot to Handle" and Brady's new best friend Craig. Follow us on Instagram @chinwatched for more movie reviews and to keep updated on new episodes of the podcast.Tune in every Friday for new episodes of Chinwatched on Spotify and Youtube. Every week Nathan will be watching either a movie or a bunch of them and discussing them with some guests. Each week different people will join the podcast to discuss the movies in question and give their take!Intro/Outro Song: Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Chinwatched Episode 1: Fast and Furious (The First Half)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 65:07


    Nathan, Brady and Brad discuss the first half of the Fast and Furious franchise (somewhat) in-depth in the first episode of the Chinwatched podcast.Follow us on Instagram @chinwatched for more movie reviews and to keep updated on new episodes of the podcast.Tune in every Friday for new episodes of Chinwatched on Youtube. Every week Nathan will be watching either a movie or a bunch of them and discussing them with some guests. Each week different people will join the podcast to discuss the movies in question and give their take!Intro/Outro Song: Lobby Time by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3986-lobby-time License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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